Edward's Necrophiliac
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Author has written 14 stories for Twilight.
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Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 2526 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20126 - Favs: 11,783 - Follows: 6,923 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14612 - Favs: 10,569 - Follows: 7,871 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Subject: Edward Cullen, aka The Womanizer by ericastwilight reviews
Edward's family hire Bella Swan to break the heartbreaker's heart in hopes to have him see the error of his womanizing ways. But she falls hard, too, at the risk of breaking her own heart when the truth is revealed. EXB-AH-OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 328,966 - Reviews: 9474 - Favs: 8,361 - Follows: 5,696 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beware the Lycan by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
“I will never, I repeat never leave you alone Bella. You are mine. Do you understand?” His eyes starting to turn green. “Yes…” I gave in. "You will love me one day, Bella. I promise." I would never love him. Never. BxE. Lots of sexytime, hot dominating Ed
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Seventh Inning Stretch by Live720 reviews
After a drunken one-night-stand, an engaged Bella wakes up to sexy Jacob Black. Reacquainted with him four weeks later at a baseball game, will she be able to resist? AH, OOC, Lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,560 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Jacob, Bella
Violet by edieswan reviews
Sexy rich boy Edward Cullen owns the most prestigious strip club in New York: Violet. Edward's one girl short and begins his search for the next dancer. His new potential? None other than Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,280 - Reviews: 1794 - Favs: 1,424 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Edward, Bella
Game, Set, Match by MandyLeigh87 reviews
Bella is hired as a photographer to do a photo feature on the cocky, playboy tennis pro Edward Cullen. Bella is determined to resist his charms, but Edward can't seem to leave her alone. Does love really mean nothing in tennis? Slightly OOC, AH. Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 167,601 - Reviews: 3764 - Favs: 3,602 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Phoenix School of the Arts by kirstismiles13 reviews
Bella is a passionate artist who has fought her way to the top of the Phoenix School of the Arts. Edward Cullen, on the other hand, has been handed success on a silver platter. But what will happen when fate brings them together? AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,800 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/23/2010 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
My Boy by MissQueenBee reviews
What if Gemma had Kartik's baby? not really sure where this is going, does not belong to me! belongs to the awesome Libba Bray!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,060 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/26/2008
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5914 - Favs: 9,722 - Follows: 2,503 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Me? by x.Dancing.Queen.x reviews
When Gemma gets too close to Kartik, she's knows that it's wrong but she can't bring herself to stop, not realizing the risks until finally, their nights of ecstasy result in something unexpected that neither of them are ready for. LEMONS after chapter 2.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,025 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 10/17/2008
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 2,640 - Follows: 2,993 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 1,693 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
What He Would Have Wanted by cALLIEfornia BENches reviews
Alternate New Moon - Bella and Alice hurriedly try and stop Edward from jumping into the light. But what would have happened if they didn't make it? She'd have to live on: it's What He Would Have Wanted.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,893 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unexpected Little Things by iloveeverythingyou reviews
What if the gorgeous Edward Cullen doesn't have the strength to stay away from Bella? What happens when he bites her on her first day in Forks? And what happens when it seems everyone is out to get them? Edward&Bella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 76,278 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Acquainted Strangers by LeechLover85 reviews
Bella and Edward have to attend a stuffy hospital Christmas party and decided to make a little game out of it. Au-Human, rated M for language and lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One of A Kind by dino xrawrs reviews
Isabella Swan, daughter to Charlie Swan, CEO of Swan Enterprise. Edward Cullen, son of Carlisle Cullen, CEO of Cullen Enterprise. Bella and Edward are forced into marriage. Everything should go smoothly, expect Edward is a player. Can Bella change him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,571 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 596 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008
False Pretense by Brooklynn10 reviews
Bella Cullen is cheating on her husband, Edward. What happens when her tempermental husband finds out and wants to show Bella what she will be missing? LEMON one-shot, OOC, AU, and AH. Second lemon in my "path to becoming better at making lemonade."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,447 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 69 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two For One Deal by PiercedWolfGirl reviews
One-Shot Entry for Talking Dirty Edward Contest. Bella a stripper once was left with an unforgettable night with edward, what happens when he shows up and her apartment and takes both her and her friend rosalie? ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,481 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by Queenbeth2 reviews
AU.When he was changed, Carlisle left behind a little girl. Bella shows up 300 years later and ends up finding a little more than a happy reunion with her father when she meets Edward. Can he deal with someone wanting his baby girl? ExB please read!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,287 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 9,076 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Babysitting by runaway xo reviews
All Human! Bella is stuck babysitting the devil himself, when she notices a strange color in the corner of a sliding glass door. "It was a strange auburn color, almost brick-like, but not as dull." AU. B/E. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 65 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He was in heaven with bella the ballerina by A Ghostwalker reviews
Just a one-shot in esme's POV thinking while her and Renee are taking Bella and Edward to Bella's first ballet lesson.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Edward Gets Caught by aznboi85 reviews
One thing Edward is known for is his speed. How fast he can run. How fast he can drive. Basically, he doesn't DO slow. However, after reminding Bella of his "built-in radar" he ends up getting pulled over by a police car for speeding. Talk about irony.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
17 Reasons To Love Edward Cullen by VampGrlz271 reviews
Who's our favorite vampire? YOU GOT IT! JAMES! Not. It's Edward. Just forget about the rest of the Cullen men for a second, mmmkay? Edward is freaking awesome. Sexy. Funny. What's not to adore? 17 reasons to love Edward Cullen. Not for Jacob lovers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
Butterfly Kisses by l'heure bleue reviews
”It's a father's right,” Charlie explained to me, a smile dancing on his lips. ”To steal his baby girl away from the groom ... for just one dance.” - Edward watches Renesmee on her wedding day. TWILIGHT AWARD WINNER!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 109 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Life Gives You Lemons by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Emmett makes a bet with Bella. She has to teach Edward a new position every day until their wedding, which is in two weeks. BXE Every chapter has a lemon. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,649 - Reviews: 1832 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Silk and Diamonds by indiaga reviews
FINALLY it's finished! 42 chapters, 9 months since it started. Hope you all enjoy it as much as I've enjoyed writing it! Thank you, and goodnight
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 59,384 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3546 - Favs: 2,748 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Child's Play by Lilyfish reviews
Bella forces Edward into helping out at a kindergarten. Chaos and fluff ensues!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Edward's Stalker by angelofmusicxo reviews
What happens when Bella's absent and there's a new teacher who happens to have an obsession with Edward? Starring: Creepy stalker teacher! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,336 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007
Eternity by FaithAdeline reviews
It's been 15 years since Edward left, leaving Bella alone and vunerable. She got bitten one day coming home and is now a great hunter and runner. She's on the dark side. Read for more, I pretty much blow at summaries :
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 53,184 - Reviews: 817 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 4/9/2007 - Complete
The Lost Episode of Bear in the Big Blue House by Hillside Dancing On reviews
This is a twisted, nasty episode. But I want to make little kids cry. Enjoy the nastyness of Bear at his worst!
Bear In The Big Blue House - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/29/2002
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Miss March reviews
Four years after Edward left Bella, she changed. Hung with the in crowds, changed her style and even got into the Playboy business! Edward stumbles across her pictue one day, seeing the changed Bella. Can he contain himself? Edward's POV!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,387 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2009
Prude Turned Porn Star reviews
Bella Swan is a 22 college prude. One night, a stranger asks her for help. And that green-eyed stranger asks Bella to be his porn partner. "You mind posing nude with me?" Hilarity ensues! Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009
I Dream Things That Never Were reviews
AU: Bella is a dreamer, not a believer. But when she gets kidnapped one night, will she let her kidnapper in? Can this mysterious abductor teach his hostage how to love, no matter how screwed up that is? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,322 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010
The Forbidden Fruit Tastes the Sweetest reviews
Edward Cullen is a vampire who craves nothing but the sweetest blood. When he meets Bella, he instantly wants her. Will his dominative and intimidating ways get in between the hunt for her heart, trust and blood? AU-Dark/Mature.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,707 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009
I Say We Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It reviews
Bella is an employee at Victoria's Secret. When a sexy Dr. Edward Cullen shows up, she can't help but ogle him. But wait! What the heck is Edward doing at Victoria's Secret? AH.OOC.LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 812 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008
The Art of Seduction reviews
Bella and Edward are first rate players. Bella follows her usual dating plans to catch Edward's attention, but he doesn't buy it. Read as these two players go head to head to rad eachother out! AH.OOC.LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,699 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008
Incest Holds the Family Together reviews
Bella and Edward are cousins. After a family reunion, their platonic relationship begins to change. Is Bella really incestrous for her cousin, Edward? Or is there more behind their family history? Bella's POV!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,844 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009
Schoolgirls & Punishment reviews
Bella has been a naughty little schoolgirl. The principal decides he needs to punish her. But when he means 'punishment' he doesn't mean detention. R&R Please! ExB Now a series of smuty filled lemons :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,771 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
20 Things Bella Swan Would NEVER Say reviews
Basically 20 things that Miss Swan would probably never say in her life. This is, if she overdosed on her happy pills. Go on and read. Along with reviewing Thanks darlings . Some foul language - Just cause I have a potty mouth xD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella - Complete
Don't Worry, It's Only Kinky The First Time reviews
What happens when our favourite Twilight pair are sharing a sweet and cute moment? What if Edward, our lovable, old-fashioned Edward, was thinking naughty things all the while? The real dirty side of Edward and his hot fantasies. ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bubbles! reviews
After a humiliating attempt at seducing Edward, Bella occupies herself by taking a bath. Little does she know, that Edward's mind is made up - and he wants to make love with Bella. What could this innocent bubble bath lead to? ExB Cute Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
20 Things Our Beloved Edward Cullen Will NEVER Say reviews
I know this has been done numerous times, but I wanted to try my hand at it. I guess the title explaines all. Please review! I need to know if I have a sense of humor or not.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Edward - Complete
So Good reviews
Bella decides that expressing her lust to Edward is the best way. What could this dirty, smutty filled song lead to? Smut. ExB. RxR Please and thank you :D
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dance Dance Revolution: Smexy Style reviews
Bella and the Cullens go to a new arcade in Port-Angeles. Edward and Bella play DDR, but what happens when Edward can't control himself while watching Bella dance? ExB Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete