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KEY!! (Read or you WONT get ANYTHING!)
Naruto rules = crimson.tears.i.shed
Naruto rules = Tristen1497
Naruto rules = Both of us _
HI! MY FLYING PURPLE PICKLES OF DOOM ARE HERE TO EAT YOU AND ALL THE BLUE MONKEYS WILL GO CRAZY!!
Shut up will you?! This is the part where we’re suppose to introduce ourselves you baka!!
WHY SHOULD I?!
… (glares evil death glare of doom.)
OK then. HI! I’m crimson.tears.i.shed AKA (red in Japanese! Get it?) CRIMSON!!
And I’m the very depressed at the moment Tristen1497. L Feel bad for me. I have to put up with Crimson.
Don’t fell bad Tristen! Our little piggy’s name is Sasuke and we get to disect… HEY! WAIT!! COME ON! I’M NOT THAT BAD!!
Bear with me people. It’s 2 AM and she is running on TWO energy drinks, Mountain Dew, and let’s not forget the giant chocolate cake and bowl of pure sugar…
HEY! DID YOU HEAR ME?! I’M NOT THAT BAD!!
I have to pee…
OH NO YOU DON’T!! WE STILL HAVE TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES REMEMBER?! AND TOGETHER WE’RE…
2crazy random people! With nothing better to do with our lives…
(Insert super hero theme song and two girls wearing capes and spandex, standing with hands on hips with stars in the background)
Ok. I feel weird and stupid. I’m going to change.
Yeah. I think I should change too. I look like Rock Lee in this thing.
Don’t flatter yourself. Your eyebrows are much worse. (Evil smiley face)
Just kidding. J Mostly… (Another evil smiley face)
Whatever. Not to self: Tristen doesn’t look good in spandex.shudder
Annoying having someone insult you isn’t it?!
Shut up! I kill you! (Emerges wearing awesome black pants and black jacket) You’re one to talk. (Has a sejure from the sight of Crimson in spandex.)
Let’s stop insulting each other and get on with the profile shall we?
Anyway, as we were saying-
What were we saying?
I don’t know… HEY! STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!! Anyway, obviously we are two fanfiction people who got together, created an account, and decided to writ stories together!! Can I get a WOOT WOOT?!
Yeah… basically Crimson can come up with AWESOME ideas but she can’t write! So she suggests the main idea, I put in all the detail, I write it, and then we edit it together. Hello symbiotic relationship.
Besides… we might not seem like it but we are good friends. I’m just REALLY peppy and Tristen is… well…
Depressed? Yeah, I know! It’s not like it’s my fault! Your massive peppiness is sucking all the happiness out of me. L
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BLAME THESE THINGS ON ME?! Blame it on Sheila and be a good person (for once) and tell the people who that is.
What do you mean ‘for once’? I’m I really that bad?
Maybe…. Anyway, go on! J
Fine… Sheila would be Crimson’s imaginary enemy. (DON’T ask.) So yeah… Two friends writing stories together. Speaking of our stories…
BEWARE THE RANDOMNESS!!
Well their not really that random. They started out that way but became real stories that make since (most of the time). What you should beware of is the MAJOR Sasuke dissing, the character death-
With the obituaries consisting of Sasuke, Sasuke and Sasuke!
GAY CHICKEN BUTT HAIR DUDE!!
cough cough As I was saying, I think that’s all you must beware of. We do cuss a little-
Your idea, not mine!!
-but it’s not that bad. And stop whining about it. It’s essential for building the characters! It’s them! Not me! ANYWAY, what you should be careful of is the-
SUGGESTIVE THEMING!! (Suggestive eyebrows)
Where’s Reno? (AKA a kid in our class) He does that eyebrow thing perfectly. It’s kind of creepy. Anyway, ON TO OUR CREEPY, BUT COOL STORIES!!
One more piece of advice. Occasionally we like to pop into the stories and make little comments. There funny and will be in the little parenthesis things. Just thought you might want to know.
As I was saying-
Note: No Sasukes were harmed in the making of these stories (sadly). All rights reserved yata, yata, yata. These stories are owned by Tristen1497 and crimson.tears.i.shed. The copying, privet showing, or distribution of these stories for prophet is punishable by law. Those found guilty will be sentenced to a 5 year tern in jail (Where you will be butt raped) or find 500,000 dollars.
Please copy our stories. I’m broke and I REALLY need the money. I SO want a motorcycle…
WHAT WAS THAT?!
Nothing! –seriously, copy it.
See Ya! _
P.S If you want to private message us, read, our profiles, or read some of the stories we wrote separately (if we have written anything at this time) please visit our home pages. J
Disclaimer: we don’t own any of the Naruto character.
No der!! Hello! Do we look like an old Japanese dude to you?! Besides, if we were that Japanese dude we would be rich and I wouldn’t need that 500,000 dollars. So basically they already knew we didn’t own Naruto!! You just had to have the last word, didn’t you?
… Kill me now.
She was kidding Sheila! NO! PUT DOWN THE CHAIN SAW!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! (Chainsaw, banging glass, screaming, evil maniacal laughter, cat screeching, rooster crowing, wicked witch of the west theme song, and other various noises in the background.)
(Sound suddenly stops) Ha! Glad that’s over…
See ya! Have a good read! Don’t eat yellow snow! May the force be with you! Don’t talk to vampires!
HEY!! I take that as an insult!!
(More chainsaw noses and evil laughter)
Oh! No!! Sheila is still alive!
RUN!! (More crashing sounds.)
SHEIL!! BACK OFF OR FEEL THE WRATH OF JACK SPARROW!! pulls out a life size cardbord figure or Jack Sparrow
AND SWEENEY TODD!! does the same thing as Crimson but it is Sweeney Todd
Sheila cuts off the heads of the figures
... (PISSED off)
Finishes crying and is now also pissed off Now You've done it Sheila! Tristen, get the BAZOOKA!!
I'm WAY a head of you. Pulls out huge BAZOOKA!
Laughes EVIL Barbossa laugh