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Hey ya'll. So yes, I do have a name but I don't really wanna put it on here. So you can call me misundastood or kam. either one is fine with me!
I'm single...and I'm kind of talking to someone..but he's still in love with his ex...so i mean we're just kinda hanging out and stuff which is cool!!
So, anyways..you know that girl I called my best friend? yeah i have something i wrote down about her it's kinda long but i guarantee you'll laugh (we didn't stop when i was writing it)..so stop reading this and read it already :)
My B.F.F, Mary Beth aka MEL aka Lizzy
She has some issues:
I love my b.f.f. though! she rox my sox! I don't know what I'd do without her! She is the one who got me on this site in the first place! And she's making fun of my spelling (UrGh) ILY Lizzy!
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting on the bench next to you saying, "Damn that was fun!"
A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because your gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will help you when you fall, but a best friend will keep walking and say, "Walk much, dumbass?"
A good friend will lend you an umbrella in the rain, but a best friend will take yours and say, "Run, bitch, run!"
A good friend tells you she knows how you feel, but a best friend just sits down and cries.
A good friend sits on the edge of the pool with you in 'that time of the month', but a best friend gives you a tampon and pushes you in.
A best friend is the type of person who can see you with the biggest smile on your face and still know something's wrong.
She's my best friend. Break her heart and I'll break your face.
A good friend will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough, but a best friend will look at you trippin' over your own two feet and say, "Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste that kinda shit."
When you hurt, I hurt. When you cry, I cry. When you fight, I fight. When you jump off a bridge, I get a paddle and save your retarded ass.
"You'll never find another like me. You know why?? No girl is stupid enough to love you like i do."(this is sooooooo true towards my ex...and he'll never realize it until one day when he looks back and realizes what he lost...)(don't fall in love...it's unhealthy) :D
"Do you think you can fix everything with flowers?" -Julie, Don't Die, My Love
""You are exactly my brand of heroine." -Edward, Twilight
"Could you believe that, despite everything I've put you through, I love you, too?" -Edward, Twilight
"You can sleep, sweetheart, I'll carry you." -Edward, Twilight
"And you're worried, not because you're headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won't approve of you, correct?"
"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."
"I prefer brunettes." -Edward, Eclipse (HELL YES!!Go Brunettes!!)(sorry to all you blondes no offense but it lessens the competition we have for Edward) :)
"I have lots of questions. Like, why does Edward have all the good lines? And why can he make you cry with saying stuff like "he would dream about you" or calls you things like "sweetheart" and "love?" And WHY is he the perfect man and makes you wish for your Edward to come and sweep you off your feet? But my biggest one is WHY isn't Jacob made out to be as good a guy as Edward? Face it, Mary Beth. You just like Edward cause he said he prefers brunettes. If he said he liked blondes, you'd hate him. I mean, I personally would rather cuddle up to something that is warm and cuddly than cold and hard. I mean face it, Mary Beth. Edward just has the lines. Jacob has everything!"
"No guy is worth your tears. And when you find the one that is, he won't make you cry." -Mimi(soo true...I could NOT agree MORE)
"She will chase you around for a while; but there's going to be a day when she's gonna stop running in circles around you. She's going to get over you and at that very moment you are going to wish you ahd let her catch you."(MMhMM)
"Isn't it odd how much fatter a book gets when you've read it several times?...As if something were left between the pages every time you read it. Feelings, thoughts, sounds, smells...and then when you look at the book again many years later, you find yourself there too, a slightly younger self, slightly different, as if the book had preserved you, like a pressed flower... both strange and familiar." - Inkheart (is this not so true??)
Copy & Paste stuff
If you are in love with a fictional character, (cough cough, Edward Cullen!), copy and paste this to your profile.
If every single thing you see or hear somehow reminds you of Twilight (even if it's something totally random, like when there's a bear in a movie and you immediatly think of Emmet), so then you start hyperventilating and people look at you weird, copy and paste this into your profile(MY LIFE for instance) :D
If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile
If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional character Edward, from Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder. (We should make a club for this. MY BFF CALLED LEADER ALREADY!! MAN she ALWAYS takes the good spots...ughhh)
AV is Addicted to Vampires (This too. SHE CALLED LEADER OF THAT TOO!!)
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder (And this too OK...I GUESS i can live with her being leader...but i'm...i'm...i'm co-leader...there HA)
If you have Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse memorized, copy this into your profile.
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
If you use exclamation marks just because they make you sound all hyper like Alice and they're 'pretty' copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.(MEL!!)
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.
If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile. (lol..yes i did this...don't call me stupid please)
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile (my phone would be No. 1)
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you have a problem with counselors, copy and paste!!
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(yeah. that's right...I'M the sane one...ya'll are all the crazy ones...okay shh..just let me think that :) )
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile. (WAAAAAAAAAAAY PAST TWO!!)
If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile.
If you love the rain, copy this to your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copying this into your profile (mary beth..lol i told her to get over it...she wanted to get on her email...oh well this is more important :) )
If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.
If you think Edward Cullen is the cutest boy on the planet copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you cried when Edward left Bella in New Moon copy and paste this onto your profile. (and i was at work too)
If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile. (it's my spanish and french name :) )
If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you, copy this to your profile.
If you're one of those people that hate those people who's profiles are like 80 billion pages long but you have a friking long profile anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know your addiction to Twilight is getting dangerous when you've added "Volterra" to your computer's dictionary.
If you think that TWILIGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile!
You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.(all the time)
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.