Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
Lauren. 17. Canada.
Shows: Hetalia- Axis Powers, D.N. Angel, Fruits Basket, High School Debut, Game of Thrones, Avatar: The Last Airbender/ The Legend of Korra, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Mawaru Penguindrum, Saint Seiya - Omega.
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire, The Hunger Games trilogy, Harry Potter, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Notre Dame de Paris/ The Hunchback of Notre Dame, His Dark Materials trilogy.
Actors/ Actresses/ Singers: Bruno Pelletier. Miley Cyrus. Patrick Fiori. Josh Hutchinson. Jennifer Lawrence. Anne Hathaway. Garou. Idina Menzel. Girls' Generation.
Languages: English (fluent - second language), Spanish (fluent - first language), French (proficient - third language), Italian (proficient - fourth language).
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you"
Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..
On Sears hairdryer:
On a bag of Fritos:
On a bar of Dial soap:
On some Swann frozen dinners:
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
On Nytol sleep aid:
On a Korean kitchen knife:
On a string of Christmas lights:
On a food processor:
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
On a Swedish chainsaw:
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