Takashidaimao
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Joined 05-02-08, id: 1566486, Profile Updated: 06-10-12
Author has written 13 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Transformers/Beast Wars, Ninja Turtles, and Bleach.

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Due to the recent uproar regarding explicit material on the site, I have been forced to dumb down or outright delete many of my stories. Therefore, I've been trying my best to create mirrors of my works on various other sites, particularly Tumblr. Anyone who wishes to follow my works in their original form, please visit thatrandomdrell . tumblr . com (remove the spaces, of course) I also have many of my fics on Y-Gallery, but my Tumblr is the preferred viewing mechanism for many people at the moment.

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Three Little Words by Speedstreek360 reviews
If Optimus had known he could have ended the war, by telling Megatron about his feelings for him, he would have done it in a sparkbeat. Sequel to "All I Ever Wanted".
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 96 - Words: 214,764 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Optimus Prime, Megatron - Complete
Mating by Transformersfan524 reviews
Ratchet's in a mating cycle and wants to get sparked. He chooses Optimus to spark him. Optimus runs. Ratchet chases. Hilarity ensues. slash, mechpreg, Ratchet OOC on purpose main pairing: Optimus Prime/Ratchet, rating will go up later
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 123,576 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ratchet, Optimus Prime
Things Best Left Alone by Speedstreek360 reviews
Some things are best left alone, especially when they involve a certain Raptor-former and the current leader of the Maximals. Unfortunately, no one told Rattrap about it. Birthday Present for Takashidaimio.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Optimus Primal, Dinobot - Complete
Locked in a Cardboard Box by g33kg1rl reviews
Lifting up his brush, he took a moment to thin the ink to just the right consistency and then finished the lines, 'Yet I have to keep him at bay. For purity cannot abide in the presence of filth.' - Mike/Leo Lemon angst and memories. Turtlecest
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
A Dream? by GroG616 reviews
Ichigo has a dream. is it real? really short sorry Dx my first story be nice ? ? plez ?-? I don't own Bleach or any of the characters.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - K. Zaraki, Ichigo K. - Complete
On the Way to the Ball by Odyssion reviews
When Kenpachi is forced to attend the annual Gotei 13 Summer Party, the outcome promises to be eventful. Kenpachi x Byakuya.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki
Once A Year by Frozen Shattered Roses reviews
On this one day a year the Seireitei calls out the mighty Zaraki for a task beyond all the other captains. It involves... soap...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/29/2008 - K. Zaraki, S. Komamura - Complete
The Dangers of Eavesdropping by flowerofsin reviews
An attempt at humor. Ikkaku and Yumichika overhear a conversation.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
The appointments by Toblerone3 reviews
What if Kenpachi, Unohana, and Yachiru were sent to the human world to help out with the arrancar situation? what if Yachiru's elementary school teacher requested a parent teacher interview?it's the beginning of a full schedule. NO LONGER A ONE SHOT! Tobi
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,561 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 3/9/2007 - K. Zaraki, R. Unohana - Complete
I'm Not Sorry For Anything by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi does not apologize.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/23/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Kenpachi's Bells by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed reviews
A light Christmas story on the truth of how Jingle Bells came to be.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2007 - K. Zaraki, Ikkaku M. - Complete
Yachiru and the Chocolate Factory by m4gg0t reviews
What happens when Yachiru finds out about Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory! Warning MAY MAKE YOU GO INSANE!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Kenchan! by Dolphin River reviews
[Oneshot] After ryoka invasions, Hueco Mundo, and Aizen, the 12th division still learns some lessons the hard way. Crack!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2007 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Flower Man by Big-Babidi reviews
Zaraki never enjoyed being lost during emergencies.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/26/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Faux Pas by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi is the last person on earth you should show any sort of weakness to.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/20/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Stage Fright by Skuzzbucket reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi is asked to speak to incoming Shinigami Students. Remember, he's just as scared of you as you are of him.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2007 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Creation of Nemu by YourADDBuddy reviews
Mayuri and Zaraki have a friendly heart to heart. You know, Captain to Captain. 'You just couldn't get laid.'
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2007 - K. Zaraki, Mayuri K. - Complete
Cradle Snatchers by xFeedMePoisonedCandyx reviews
Kenpachi doesn't want Yachriu to go swimming, but how can he explain that its for her own good... One-shot, Zaraki and Yachiru! Very first work so all reviews are welcome!
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
The Hidden Addiction by Reverberating Winds reviews
Crack. Ukitake's chocolate is gone. But where? Without his midmorning sugar fix, will he survive? The chocolate rests in the hands, or stomach, of an unlikely person...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,887 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2007 - J. Ukitake, K. Zaraki - Complete
Bleach Drabbles by peroxidepest17 reviews
My collection of Bleach drabbles. Various characters, themes, and situations. Pairings include yaoi, het, gen, etc. See headings on each individual piece for more specific information.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 500 - Words: 356,932 - Reviews: 3764 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Complete
Waiting by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “Broken In” The hospital waiting room.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Byakuya K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Broken In by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zaraki Kenpachi has been collared.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/27/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
Ball and Chain by peroxidepest17 reviews
Byakuya and Kenpachi sort of team up to give Yachiru the best birthday ever.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/13/2007 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Parenting Made Easy with Zaraki Kenpachi by peroxidepest17 reviews
Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/22/2007 - K. Zaraki, Yumichika A. - Complete
Black Robes by Sapphire of Autumn reviews
Yachiru wonders why their robes are black. PreSoulSocietyArc ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,930 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Parent Teacher Conference by Scarbie reviews
While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/19/2006 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
Kenpachi's Tattoo by Kracken l.w reviews
Everyone knows he's got one, but what is it? And more importantly, where is it? Rated mostly to be on the safe side, given Kenchan's foul mouth and propensity for violence.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,857 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/16/2006 - Published: 9/11/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
Gin's Smile Explained by AngelUriel reviews
Yachiru wonders why Gin smiles so much. What is the 11th division's conclusion? Rated a little for language. Some OOC from Kenpachi...a little more thoughtful than usual. Gotta love 11th division.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/2/2006 - Yachiru K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Infamy by peroxidepest17 reviews
20 myths and legends about Zaraki Kenpachi.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/26/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 1,950 - Follows: 183 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
The Question by F91 reviews
Yachiru has a question, but Zaraki doesn't have the answer...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/10/2005 - K. Zaraki - Complete
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A Machine For Mutants reviews
Michelangelo is switched with an alternate version of himself from another reality. The turtles must now help him return to his world, but could they be aiding a wolf in sheep's clothing? Meanwhile, Mikey must navigate his counterpart's world and discover just what his machines were built to do. M for language, violence/gore, character death, and dark/disturbing themes.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
Proxy reviews
A bump on the head, an abandoned building in the woods, a faceless stalker in the shadows. But what is it? And what does it want with Piccolo? Rated M for adult language and gore.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 6/11/2014 - Gohan, Piccolo, Dende
Another Dawn reviews
Having been freed from the Dead Universe after an eternity of loneliness, Kup has a moment to reflect with an old friend. Oneshot. Reviews are loved.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2014 - [Rung, Kup] Rodimus Prime - Complete
The Six-Fold Spark reviews
Some time has passed since Rung's near-fatal head injury was repaired, but it seems to have reactivated a long-dormant piece of programming that's determined to bite him in the aft. Literally. This product may contain the following: "male on male" romance, multiple pairings, and copious amounts of pure, grade A crack.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2014 - Red Alert, Rung
The Z'verei Project reviews
After a tumultuous military career, Rattrap is reassigned to a new crew and sets off for a mission on the remote Autobot research world Z'verei. A surprise attack by a Decepticon cruiser turns their simple courier mission into a battle for survival against untold horrors on a mysterious, primitive world. Reviews keep me writing. There are no pairings or warnings at this time.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/26/2013 - Dinobot, Rattrap, Cheetor
To The Beat Of A Dragon's Heart reviews
After a brush with death, Michelangelo hunts down the assassin whose arrow nearly took his life, though his quarry turns out to be quite different from what he'd expected. M for adult humor, themes and language. Mostly Next Mutation based. Reviews are loved.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 2/9/2013 - Michelangelo
The Tyrant's Heir reviews
Prime-verse. Starscream's not feeling well, so Megatron sends him to Knock Out to find out why. Megatron x Starscream, M-Preg, Slash, & a lot of fluff. Reviews are loved, even if I don't always reply. *I have edited this story to conform to FFnet TOS. Details inside. Y-Gallery & Tumblr Mirrors now Live! thatrandomdrell . tumblr . com
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 42,246 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Starscream, Megatron
Dude Looks Like A Lady reviews
So, what do you get when you combine a Transformers obsession, two Screwdrivers, a rum and coke, and some good old Aerosmith? This. This is what you get. Prime-verse oneshot. Dreadwing x Starscream. Slash. Reviews are adored! *Due to the recent uproar concerning sexually explicit material on the site, I have edited this story to conform to FFnet TOS.*
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Dreadwing, Starscream - Complete
Primal Hunter reviews
Concern regarding Dinobots hunting habits leads to a rather unusual confrontation with the Maximal leader. Reviews are appreciated. Optimus X Dinobot Mpreg
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,972 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Dinobot, Optimus Primal
Fallen Stars reviews
Two nameless orphans from distant stars grew into two of history's greatest warriors, in both life and death. How are their destinies entwined? Crap summary as always. YAOI warning later. Reviews are greatly appreciated.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Piccolo, K. Zaraki
Devil's Game reviews
The Great Saiyaman's attempt to save those in need ends in disaster. However, even after discarding his superhero identity, Gohan finds himself tangled in a dangerous game between Piccolo and an old nemesis.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 25,790 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Gohan, Piccolo
You Eat Babies! reviews
Vegeta finds something in Piccolo's room that he thinks would be tasty. Dende begs to differ. Oneshot
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Dende, Vegeta - Complete
Hitman reviews
Gohan's attempt to help a man escape an assassin ends in disaster. Currently re-writing. Yaoi warning for later on.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Gohan, Piccolo