Nat Roze
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Joined 05-03-08, id: 1566711, Profile Updated: 06-17-13
Author has written 5 stories for Bleach, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, and Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録.

Nat Roze/18/Student-artist-writer-procrastinator

Here's the deal dudes and babes: I'm basically still on this website solely for the sake of my Backup Guardians fic (and maybe Flirting With Disaster if the inspiration happens to strike again). I'm rewriting it, and input at this point is appreciated. That said, I'm about to go into college at the end of this summer so if I basically drop off the face of the planet I'm sorry, it happens to the best and worst of us and everyone in between.

My interests include, but are not limited to:

  • ladies being badass
  • grey alien kids
  • teenagers with overblown gamebreaking magic powers
  • fictional mafia
  • especially fictional mafia full of hot people
  • Hibari Kyouya in all his absurdity
  • Hibari and Mukuro beating the crap out of each other as a terrifying but intriguing form of foreplay
  • ...and cuddling afterward when nobody's looking
  • Chrome Dokuro in general
  • stereotype breaking/sudden and intense genre shifts
  • magical girls
  • magical girls dying and becoming the universe to save their friends
  • weird time shenanigans
  • hatelove
  • blondes
  • esper kids
  • epic comedies
  • intense tragedies
  • main characters that die
  • gallows humor and sarcastic comedy
  • audacious hilarity in the form of blatant slapstick
  • big ridiculous words
  • shakespeare and all his insults
  • scintillating techno music
  • cute people
  • tumblr
  • you, probably i mean you're reading all this crap you must have some interest in me which means i acknowledge your presence, good citizen of the internet. well done. four for you
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    Ricochet by Strix 4 reviews
    Sometimes it's easy to see the familiar in the faces around you. Sometimes it sucks to figure out why.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,646 - Reviews: 852 - Favs: 1,809 - Follows: 1,740 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Team Seven
    Dwindling Difference by Ai Enmaxjigoku shoujo reviews
    Eren had always looked up to the corporal - the gap between them was immense - but Eren was sure, if he tried hard enough, he could prove to be his equal. Levi/Eren
    Shingeki no Kyojin/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,101 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Eren Y., Levi - Complete
    Flushed by Stripe reviews
    A personal challenge to attempt a ficlet for all 120 possible combinations of couples among the trolls and kids.
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 43,335 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 5/25/2011
    Unlucky Star by Fukou da reviews
    The bro adventures of bros doing bro things.
    Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 79,796 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010
    Clarity by Card Carrying Villains reviews
    You are Gamzee Makara and this is your real life. Welcome to the dark carnival... By Diamonds
    Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Gamzee M. - Complete
    Eightlegged AntiChrist by SushiBomb reviews
    On this fine summer day, the Varia are faced with the most dastardly foe they will ever fight. Crack in every sense of the word. Rated T for language, content,and general Varia shenanigans.
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Belphegor, Fran - Complete
    Hide the Stars by Nocturnal Smile reviews
    Kisame doesn't deal very well with the fact that Itachi has grown up. Well, that's what anyone with a normal set of morals would say.
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
    But You're Pretty When You're Mine by venusianeye reviews
    If you knew how much I loved you, you would run away. Raikou/Gau, anime-based, timeline what timeline?, mild AU for plot divergence, post-series, mature themes, COMPLETE, concrit still welcome.
    Nabari no Ō - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,801 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - G. Meguro, R. Shimizu - Complete
    Invisible Men by sinemoras09 reviews
    Kisame, Itachi. Their strange partnership. Gen. Spoilers up to chapter 404.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,491 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
    A Romance Story by sunpeel reviews
    The one where Squalo's biological man-clock starts to tick and Xanxus is freaking out. XS
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Xanxus, Squalo S. - Complete
    The Vongola Family Dinner by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
    The next morning, Hibari didn't care who shot who or how the hors d'ouerve table got set on fire. All he wanted to know was how he ended up naked.
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/21/2009 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
    The Five Stages of Coping with Loss by Iluxia reviews
    Oneshot, complete. Hibari denied it, was furious about it, he had bargained and bribed, he tried to block it all out, but in the end, there was nothing else to do but succumb into the folds of temptation. Mukuro/Hibari 6918. Part 01 of the Possession Arc.
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,405 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Mukuro R., K. Hibari - Complete
    Façade by Rhaella reviews
    Oneshot. Kisame finds it mildly ironic that someone who delivers nightmares by day could be so plagued by them at night. Kisame/Itachi.
    Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
    Internal Affairs by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
    Tsuna hated Hibari. Mostly because he was the one who had to pay the medical bills. 6918 8018 D18
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/15/2008 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
    Those Lacking Spines by Organization VI reviews
    Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.
    Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 111,474 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,214 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Xaldin, Vexen - Complete
    The Awesomely Epic Chronicles of Squalo and Xanxus by Dreaming Spire reviews
    A beautiful, heartwarming tale of how Squalo and Xanxus surmount their relationship of tyrannical boss and whipping boy, and become best friends forever via human trafficking, falling couches, and dead goldfish. Xanxus x Squalo
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,434 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Squalo S., Xanxus - Complete
    The Espada Guide to Parenting by Impervious Marr reviews
    Life's good. War's over. Las Nachos - I mean Noches, is getting cleaner, Aizen's giving us all vacations, and - by the way, I have a kid stalker who thinks I'm his mom and Ulquiorra's his dad. LG, man. L effin' G. GrimmUlqui.
    Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,196 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
    Say Hello To Your New Partner by firefly reviews
    Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
    Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
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    The Secret Unofficial Vongola Backup Guardians reviews
    Kyoko and Haru are out to prove that being light-hearted doesn't necessarily mean being light-headed – or light-weights. And if things keep getting worse -the boys have been kidnapped, honestly!- the girls just might need to take control! ON HIATUS WHILE BEING REWRITTEN, SEE LAST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,338 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Haru M., Kyōko S.
    Flirting With Disaster reviews
    In which Kamijou Touma is the unlucky object of affection of two Level Five tsunderes and gets himself inadvertantly kidnapped, Accelerator and Misaka Mikoto are forced to team up in order to rescue him and nearly kill each other in the process because they both want him, and eventually end up working together to save Touma, the day, and also themselves. DISCONTINUED SORRY :(
    Toaru Majutsu no Index/とある魔術の禁書目録 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,760 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/21/2013 - Published: 7/13/2012 - Accelerator, Mikoto M.
    Fireworks reviews
    In which Rokudou Mukuro borrows a girl. My take on what Chrome and Mukuro's first day mindsharing might've been like. (Now a oneshot) 6996 friend...ship? I guess? The beginnings of a friendship, in any case.
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Chrome D., Mukuro R. - Complete
    Altruism reviews
    Tsuna sends the recently-freed Mukuro to live with Hibari in hopes that he'll teach the Cloud Guardian how to be more social. Instead, Mukuro teaches Hibari how not to be lonely. 1869 or 6918, Hibari/Mukuro. might rewrite and repost, as well as cross-post to AO3? but i dont know yet
    Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,564 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - K. Hibari, Mukuro R. - Complete
    Apartment Complex? Yes it is reviews
    Aizen is not quite right in the head. He needs to destroy Karakura, right? So he rents apartment space there. Watch as Grimmjow is forced to share living space, Nnoitra is called a molester, Ichigo has a conniption, and more. Contains yaoi and swearing. (edit, several years later: I'm so sorry i wrote this. Please spare yourselves the agony of reading it). crackfic, DISCONTINUED
    Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,811 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra