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Joined 05-03-08, id: 1566789, Profile Updated: 09-04-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, D.Gray-Man, and Avengers.

Formerly ClubAlleKan

Hello Everybody!

A bit about me:

I used to be totally into anime and manga and stuff, but then I realized that otaku's are really annoying. Sorry, but they are. So now I've turned to American comics, which I like a bit more, maybe because there isn't that big of a fanbase and there is stuff in them that is kind of relevant to modern America. Anyways, Deadpool is my absolute favorite, followed by Wolverine, then Spiderman, and then Earth-19999 Loki (aka: movie Loki). Also, I'm LGBT(etc, etc) tolerant and all of my male characters somehow become gay in the end... Although I have turned my back on the general Anime/Manga community, I still love to read and watch yaoi, OVA's, and dramas. I also love Norse Mythology and I challenge you to tell me something I don't know (don't, really! I'd rather read your PM's about my stories!). Tom Hiddleston is my celebrity crush.

My Favorite Comic's (Characters):

Deadpool

Hellblazer

Wolverine

The Amazing Spiderman

The House of M

The Infinity Gauntlet

Thor: The Trials of Loki

Bone

Carnage

My Favorite Yaoi/OVA's/Drama's:

Formula 17

The re-done Ai no Kusabi (which is absolutely stunning)

Three Wolves Mountain

Kawaii Akuma

Other Sites I'm On:

Crystal Spyglass on www.gaiaonline.com

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The Fundamental Theorem of Shakespeare by Canute reviews
Thanks to a prank gone wrong, Loki gets kicked out of a class and must sign up for a new one in order to earn enough credits to graduate. The problem? He may or may not have implied wanting sexual relations with his teacher. Fortunately, it seems as if his feelings might not be so unrequited after all. AU, Thor/Loki with Tony/Steve on the side
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,602 - Reviews: 637 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 736 - Updated: 12/5/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Thor, Loki
Take Me, Baby, Or Leave Me by Frothy Owl reviews
Tony Stark always considered strippers below his class. Loki had always thought men were nothing but driveling cash machines. How is it these two manage to always cross each other's paths constantly? Tony is sure the relationship between the two will never last; Loki is determined to make everything work, but it's not easy when the other has no determination.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,297 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki
After Hell, Heaven's Touch by DC Derringer reviews
When Dean returns from Hell, he is plagued with nightmares and hellish desires. Castiel endeavors to retrain those desires into something more acceptable.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,770 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Someone you once knew by RestlessPuppy reviews
For his chaos on Midgard, Loki's memory has been wiped clean, he has been stripped of his powers and sent to live as a mortal. Thor aches for him. AU. Thor/Loki.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,121 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
A Midnight Surprise by TartanFly reviews
Tony had no word to properly describe their relationship. "Lovers" was too familiar, and "sex friends" implied that they got along somewhere other than the bedroom, shower stall, kitchen table, or wherever else Loki allowed himself to be taken when overpowered by his own lust. He couldn't even remember how long this little game had been going on. FrostIron, Tony/Loki smut.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Frying pan by Strawberry Pocky Stix reviews
It's like they went straight from the frying pan, right into the fire. Tony/Bruce, PWP
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
You're In My Gravity by LilliaJohnson reviews
Dean and Cas have only been together for a breif period when the hunter comes back to the motel to find Castiel in a... somewhat unexpected position. Slash. Established relationship. Rated M for sexual content. You have been warned...
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Woman by clautchy reviews
Tony Stark fills his duties as both CEO and playboy, and selects his woman for the night. Little does he know the surprise waiting in store.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Addiction by LunaElisabeth reviews
Tony and Steve return home from a date, but instead of the usual kiss goodnight, Steve surprises Tony with something more. WARNING - Stony SLASH.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Breathe by childxofxdeath reviews
Dom!Tony, sub!Bruce. One-shot. Smut. Biting and bruising involved.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
King of My Heart by Lycaenida-Zephyr reviews
Thor is announced as royal successor, leaving Loki to ask one question: "But what of our love?" They had grown together, learned together, loved together, and now duty could separate them, and Loki refuses to accept that his brother must be married. Oneshot, heavy smut, about a forbidden romance between two young gods, their first time together, and the times after that.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,036 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Scientific Pursuits by Ezra Quinn reviews
After Bruce accidentally seduces Tony, the two men make a habit of it, but then things take a turn for the worse when jealousy inevitably makes a dramatic appearance. They evaluate their relationship: is it sex for the sake of sex, or is it something more? Angst, smut, and snark unite to tell this tale of two science bros.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,249 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 7/30/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Led by a Child by TimelessTears reviews
Odin never took Loki from the temple. Years later, a peace conference is organized to prevent several wars from breaking out among the realms. Laufey showing up was unexpected, as was the little prince that came with him.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 204 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Loki - Complete
Mischievous Endeavours by JollyBigSis reviews
Lured into a trap by the God of Mischief, Thor finds it has surprising consequences. A smutfic oneshot.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/28/2012 - [Thor, Loki] - Complete
In The Air by gilgameshforeternity reviews
This is a Snow White and The Huntsman, The Hollow Crown Crossover. A collection of stories revolving around Eric The Huntsman and Prince Eric. Eric/Hal. Rated M. Halric
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Eric/The Huntsman
Eyes on the Road, Hands on the Wheel by Chiyume reviews
Castiel asks Dean to teach him how to drive, but Dean seems to have trouble focusing on the task at hand…
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
A Lust to Bend the Nine by xXKanpekiXx reviews
Tony sees double, in a manner of speaking. Frostiron smut, pure grade LEMON.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Even angels sin by DemonGirlAndProudOfIt reviews
Sam and Dean need to don the priest outfits for a case, Castiel feels the need for confession. Very blasphemous, very M, Warnings : Misusing of a confessional and other mature content inside. Priest!kink, Destiel. Please rate and review. May do a sequel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,617 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Lost by Lokifan12 reviews
Somehow at some point BOTH Loki and Thor get captured by somebody even bigger and badder than they are. And this person totally plans to rape Thor for funsies. But here's the twist. Loki...really doesn't want it to happen. So he gets them to take him instead. But... his hate was all he had left, and now he's just...nothing. Written for Avengerkink. WARNING: RAPE. SELF HATE.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
The Lost Souls by Rinienne reviews
Legends tell that the lost souls wonder in Purgatory till the moment they learn their lesson. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,762 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Very Unlikely by Zafona reviews
After several miraculous strokes of luck Loki somehow finds himself hiding from guards in Thor's bedroom, hoping he won't be discovered for escaping his imprisonment. His older brother wakes and though he's inclined to take Loki back to his cell, he finds himself unable and does something much more unlikely. Thor/Loki Steve/Tony SLASH. You've been warned. Please Read and Review.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,611 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 990 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Thor, Loki] [Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
drunk off of nothin but each other til the sunrise by keikopanda102 reviews
Tony realizes he has to quit drinking or he might do something he'll regret. As he's suffering through alcohol detox, Steve offers himself as a distraction. How long before they realize all they need to get drunk is each other?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,525 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Obloquy by Aisling-Siobhan reviews
Tony spent a lot of his time under the influence of alcohol, usually resulting in blatantly awful ideas and leading to some rather unsavoury situations. Attempting to seduce the bound and gagged Norse God of Mischief had to be one of his better ideas.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,106 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Saccharine Elegy by Cadaverlee reviews
Some nights Tony would just lay there in his bed and listen to the music, letting is wash over him and lull him back to sleep – like a mother's voice soothing her child back into a peaceful slumber, all nightmares and monsters in the closet forgotten. Other nights, he would sneak out of bed and over to his piano. FrostIron. Drabble.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/5/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Loki] - Complete
He Could Do This Really by Kichi Hisaki reviews
Avenger!Kink prompt: 'Tony had finally interrupted him and told him that it was okay, he did the no-strings-attached thing a lot. "I'm kinda famous for it, actually," he joked. The Captain had smiled, embarrassed, and headed upstairs to clean up. After he was long gone, Tony tried to tell himself that it was okay.' Steve/Tony
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Proper Workout by Chloe Winchester reviews
Too long. It's been too long and Tony just can't take it anymore. Superhusbands! Smut!Fic. Elevator petting, powerbottom!Tony, adorablyawkward!Steve.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,660 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Ale to the King by Feelin Glayish reviews
Thor has never seen Loki drunk. Thor/Loki, drunk lazy sex
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,853 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
By Its Cover by EClairedeLoon reviews
The men and women Tony dated were young and beautiful and grew up in this modern world. Steve was still just that skinny kid from Brooklyn that didn't get asked to the Sadie Hawkins dance and never had hopes of going steady. Only now, he was just as awkward, twice as big, and painfully out of date. In which Thor is wise, Steve is wrong, and Tony is more than he seems.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Give A Little More by time-is-warped reviews
Thor confronts Loki whilst he is imprisoned by S.H.I.E.L.D. His initial anger wears off when he realises how broken and pained his brother is, and rather than fight with Loki, he chooses to comfort him instead.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Let Loose by Sarahstiel reviews
Castiel comes to love Pie in an unconventional way; Destiel Slash
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,435 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I Want A Little Sugar In My Bowl by creaturecomfort reviews
Tony wants Bruce to stop denying himself everything, and hopes playing a little Nina Simone in the lab will help. Hot/heavy/fluffy/strong M.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Advantage by LizzyLizzyInATizzy reviews
"Nothing can hold me," he whispered into Tony's ear. Ice cold fingers locked an iron grip around Tony's wrists and held firm as Tony began to struggle. "You should have seen this coming Anthony."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Unintentional by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
For such geniuses, they're pretty clueless.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,258 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 68 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dearest Brother by mischievouschan reviews
Where Thor is not only the God of Thunder, but also the God of Sex, and Loki isn't complaining at all...not one bit. Just a typical night in bed with the two brothers; typical meaning hot, steamy sex. Post Avengers Thor/Loki with implied Steve/Tony. PWP. Accompaniment piece to Cognitive Recalibration.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Unknown Variables by gungnirburst reviews
If there was ever one thing he learned from science, it was that unknown variables were sometimes the most important. [ Tony/Bruce. ]
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2012 - [Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
Don't Call Me Dulcinea by Marvelicious reviews
Loki hasn't so much as touched himself since he found out the truth about his heritage, but a run-in with SHIELD forces him to confront himself. Cue a bit of help and Magical-Healing-Cock from his brother. Intersex!Loki. Plot? Who left that there?
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,709 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/23/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Mental by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry thinks that he's already spent quite enough time sharing a mind with someone else, thankyouverymuch. A miscast Legilimency spell says otherwise... WARNINGS: Sexual content, bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 195,545 - Reviews: 3150 - Favs: 4,232 - Follows: 1,855 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Some Sacred Place by N.H. Arawn reviews
“I don’t remember…” Lavi started racking his brain for an instance of the name somewhere in his memory. There was nothing there, nothing but for this moment, nothing but black. "I'm Lavi? And you're Tyki? You know me?" YAOI
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 163,730 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 3/2/2009
Blind by Black Velvet Poison reviews
Love is blind. Jakeward, Implied Ed/Bella One Shot
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Parselmouth by Galadriell reviews
One Shot. Conversation between Harry Potter and an adder, which quickly develops into something more. Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Yes, Professor by NanaMun reviews
Edward Cullen is an English professor with a list of unsuccessful blind dates and an aversion to public speaking. His well, orderly life is thrown through a spin, when a student makes a sexual advance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,103 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 32 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Things You Do by evalanis reviews
Draco has always driven Harry crazy with the things he does, a clandestine meeting in a Muggle hotel only sending him further into madness. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,310 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Five Days in Denmark by jtsbbsps-dk reviews
Harry is reluctantly sent to the dreariest conference in what has to be the dullest place on earth, but when he runs into Malfoy, whom he hasn't seen in more than five years, things are suddenly a lot less boring. Rated M, sexual content, COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mattress by iAvenger reviews
A little punishment was in order, they told him. Harry couldn't agree more. Draco had been making his life complicated since the beginning of auror training. Heavy slash. Bottom!Draco. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
If Today Was Your Last Day by Galadriell reviews
A Killing Curse. Six months. Draco. Harry. Throw caution to the wind. Need more? Peek inside! Harry/Draco SLASH! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,871 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/12/2010 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Nine and Three Quarters by nicevenn reviews
"Platform Nine and Three Quarters?" Ginny Weasley sniggered. "I can think of something else with exactly the same measurements." Harry/Draco.Crack. Written for the above dialogue prompt at the Livejournal community hd seasons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Forbidden Fruit by ScifiSOS reviews
One-Shot, Main Warnng: MaleXMale, Lemon. 'This was one of those things that should not happen, unfortunately for him, it did.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Make You Feel My Love by nihaociao reviews
Harry is walking through Hogwarts late at night with a lot on his mind. He finds a certain someone, and discovers something that was in his heart all along. Bit OOC, but who cares! Set in 6th Year. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Passion by C. Adrien Cummings reviews
Harry/Draco oneshot. Just a short, hot little fic to get myself back in the game, so to speak. Harry shows his boyfriend of two years just how much he still loves and wants him, in the most passionate of ways.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Be Careful What You Drink For by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, HPGW, oneshot. Harry drinks a potion that he hopes will show him his future. Sometimes ignorance is bliss. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,274 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 42 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Medieval night by Lunadragon88 reviews
"Join us for an evening of debauchery! Moors shall sway. Fat ladies shall sing. Chickens, contrary to their training, shall run amok!" An unexpected invitation to Malfoy's costume party leads to some rather pleasant consequences. H/D EWE crack-ish!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Lights Out by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Snape is fed up of watching Harry and Draco continue to fight so decides to do something about it. They call it a detention. He calls it an intervention. Either way, he's going to really wish he'd not got involved… RATED M WARNINGS INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,746 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 919 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Stepping Stones by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, HPGW het. Fourshot. Harry thought he might as well marry Ginny, since he couldn't fall in love with anyone at all. And then he fell in love with Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,939 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pumpkin Juice by Pleasing.the.Yaoi.Gods reviews
Harry just wants to drink his pumpkin juice, but the world seems to not want to grant his one wish. Mayhaps he'll just get to taste something sweeter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,308 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Series of Fortunate Events by ChristineP reviews
After today, he firmly believed there was absolutely no way even she could have possibly survived teaching this long without the support of Ogden’s strongest brand of Firewhisky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,256 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
How to Romance a Human by cloudyjenn reviews
Castiel consults a Cosmo article in order to seduce Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 194 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Waiting For Something More by Reinamy's Cloud reviews
It's Harry's engagement party and he's getting entertained by someone who is decidedly not his fiancée . Harry/Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/4/2010 - [Harry P., Draco M.] Ginny W. - Complete
Who Fell As Beautifully As Their Ballads Tell by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry attends a Slytherin party at the behest of McGonagall. Draco Malfoy is there, and his presence inspires a change. Afterward, Harry and Draco continue to surprise each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,817 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy, It's Your Lucky Day by faithwood reviews
Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,929 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 119 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stress Relief by ConstantComment reviews
It's a sunny Sunday and Harry's stuck in the library writing a Transfiguration essay due in 24 hours. He just can't seem to concentrate! AU 7th year, Hogwarts-Era, PWP, slash, uberfluff, somewhat dubcon oral sex. What has Harry gotten himself into?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
HD 'Diversion' by tigersilver reviews
AU, Hogwarts era, 6th Year. Smuff-filled center. Harry's revenge on Malfoy rebounds in the oddest manner.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,990 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Constellations by whereSilencebegins reviews
In the face of blind hate forms a bond of unbreakable love...HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,664 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Falling Slowly by Anna Ti'ana reviews
Allen/Kanda. Taking things slowly, M for Allen's mind. "He traces Kanda’s lips with his, slowly, gently, barely touching; skin on skin, no saliva, no wet heat, no urge to devour, to part lips and force tongues to touch; just little fleeting touches."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by twistyguru reviews
One Shot, Crack!Fic. No Spoilers. My own personal list of things I'm not supposed to do or even think about doing next year at Hogwarts. They never let me have any fun or earn a galleon or ten ! Implied Harry/Draco. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Decorated Hearts by LiterarySpell reviews
Or 'In Which Draco Has an Eye for Design, and Harry Has an Eye For Draco.' Harry fumbles his way through a seduction of Draco, who claims he doesn't date. Can Harry change his mind?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Distracted by XquidditchxbeaterX reviews
Harry can't keep his eyes off of a shirt-less Draco.Also has humor as its genre.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Serpent Tales by Snivellyx reviews
COMPLETE: Harry has come into a magical inheritance but he doesn’t realize it. Unbeknownst to Harry, the first person to kiss him automatically becomes his mate. Written in response to Mistress of Malfoy's First Kiss Challenge. WARNING: Graphic M/M sex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,330 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 1,562 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Bloodlust by TheWitchBaby reviews
When Bloodlust overtakes the senses, there's no stopping. Oneshot Jacob/Edward paring. YAOI! Rated M so you have been warned. I promise the story is better then the summery makes it sound....
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
In a Whisper by AmidA reviews
In a whisper, I told Kaname Kuran that I loved him. Kaname x Zero, oneshot
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Of Concord by myfreudianslip reviews
Where Allen learns that not every answer necessarily requires a question.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,521 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Take Me by Blackened Wing reviews
Kaname's smile was tender and playful. Zero cursed softly, fingers knotted tightly in raven hair, support arm trembling as he half reclined on the grass with the pureblood kneeling over him. MISSING SCENE from "Take the Lead".
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,047 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 57 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
Exotica by this be a dead account reviews
Lavi wanted to feel that electricity jolting up under his fingers again and again, foreign to him; but the knowing smirk on the Noah's lips informed him well enough. It was something tantalizingly exotic. Tyki x Lavi, rated M for the usual.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,487 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi
Cry Wolf by Captive Nightingale reviews
One Shot! Ever hear of “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”? When a prank goes too far and Allen ends up in trouble, Lavi finds himself in the same situation. With his friend in Kanda’s grasp, there is nothing he can do. Will Allen get eaten by “The Wolf”? Yullen!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
I Caught Fire by Clue-Sama reviews
A one-shot to tie loose ends after The Used. Kaname wants Zero to know that dominance in their relationship is not one-sided. And Yuuki is back from America, but it seems her boys are a little... closer than when she left; what'll she say? Bonus added
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,250 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Kaname K., Zero K. - Complete
More by Profound Yaoi reviews
Sasuke is Konoha's embassador to Suna. During his time there, he and the Kazekage become close friends. Warnings: Yaoi. OOCness. Lemon. Don't like, don't read. Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
Misunderstandings Make The World Go Round by Aerika-san reviews
They had a stressful job, and it was a way to let off steam. Meaningless intimacy in the middle of a war. They weren’t lovers, they weren’t friends. Hell, they hated each other. It didn’t mean anything to either of them. Did it? AreKan/Yullen
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Two Player Game by mad half hour reviews
Zero finds himself competing for the attention of his lover when Kaname finds a new love interest. Of course, Zero refuses to admit defeat… especially to a video game. ZeroxKaname
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Zero K., Kaname K. - Complete
Hinata slaps bitchface Karma by BLSUGS30 reviews
Hinata on the road to becoming 'somebody', instead of being a shy unknown girl who stutters. For the cast of HSBK, high school never ends. SasuXhina and NejiXhina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 67,213 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
Failed Avenger by Chaidrin reviews
Please, Mother. I couldn't avenge my family. Please, let me at least avenge him. As he stared at his unmoving arm with crazed eyes, he didn't notice pale hands take the kunai out of his hand. My dear Avenger, but you don't have to. SasukeXGaara
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,640 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/25/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete
31 Ways To Annoy The Greasy Git by Yosh-ees-stuff reviews
The title basically says it all! This was done in a fit of boredom, and unwillingness to do my homework...read at your own will!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
With My Last Breath by Reika reviews
One Shot. Harry and Draco's final night together. They both know it, yet both are reluctant to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Loki, God of Sluts reviews
Loki had always been somewhat loose, despite his cool personality. One night, Loki's body is overtaken by lust and who better than the God of Thunder to satisfy his need? And what are the consequences of their actions? Now, hundreds of years later, Loki's hate only clouds what he wishes so desperately to have. Slash. Thorki. Loki-centric. Brief MPreg.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,380 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Thor, Loki
Slipped Away reviews
Tyki's mistake leads to his depression and ultimate doom. Character death. Songfic. TykixLavi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi - Complete
Purely Sadistic reviews
Lavi wakes up one evening to be kissing his enemy. Now he has to figure out his emotions before his inner turmoil destroys himself. Rated M. Lemons&Limes. TykixLavi; AlleKan
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,939 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Tyki Mikk, Lavi
Fun And Games With Gaara and Sasuke reviews
random theme. sasuke is going out with gaara but hasn't seen him lately. when they meet again, it gets tense. yoai, gaaraxsasuke. some OOC with OC character: Kiya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Gaara, Sasuke U. - Complete