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Fave Books : Twilight, Harry Potter, Black Magician Trilogy, Age of Five Trilogy, World of the Watches (Russian Series by Sergei Lukyanenko), Time Travellers Wife, His Dark Materials, The Luxe Series, Blue Bloods Series, The Mummy, P.S I Love You, Princess Sultana Books by Jean Sasson, The Book Theif, The Heretic Queen, Nefertiti, The Inheritance Cycle.

Fave Films : Hitch, Maid Of Honour, Notting Hill, Four Weddings and a Funeral, Pretty Woman, The Italian Job (original), Transformers, Step Up 1+2, Mama Mia, The Perfect Man, Twilight, Love Actually, My Best Friends Wedding, The Leauge of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Van Helsing, POTC 1,2,3 , Alexander, The Boat that rocked, Fast and the Furious.

Music: Any And Every Genre. Especially Country, Swing Music, Jazz.


One Day, I'll Reach The Moon

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...(The ones related to me are in bold)

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someones liver?')

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Sticks off the ground like picking pennies off the ground

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reasonYour friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

Turn on that radio
As loud as it can go
Wanna dance until my feet
can't feel the ground (can't feel the ground)
Say goodbye to all my fears
One good song they d i s a p p e a r
And nothing in the world
can bring me down
(can bring me down)
Play My Music - Jonas Brothers

26 sweet thing a guy would do

1.. Know how to make you smile when you are down
2. Try to secretly smell your hair , but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence
4. Give you the remote control during the game
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you
6. Play with your hair
7. His hands always find yours
8.Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork
11. Never run out of love
12. Be funny , but knows how to be serious
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
16. Smile a lot
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1
21.Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22.Sing , even if he can't
23. Have a creative sense of humor
24.Stare at you.
25.Call for no reason
26..Quit smoking , chewing , drinking , or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.


Do YOU remember the 90s??

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. I am sorry but three conscious years of the 90's just wont cut it. You're a 90's kid if you remember:

You remember watching -Doug -Ren & Stimpy -Pinky and the Brain -AAAAAAAH Real Monsters! -Rockos modern Life. -Animaniacs -Gargoyles
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World-Full house
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -mr.rodgers neighbor hood-and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
You remember Carebears
You know that Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

You had a ferbie and grew sick of it because it wouldn't shutup!!
Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . .

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Cat, Rat, and Dog by Matelia-legwll reviews
JP/LE. Only Lily, Peter, and Sirius know the whole truth of what really happened during their Easter Holidays in their fifth year. UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,566 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 1/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P., Marauders
The Harmony Bond by brigrove reviews
AU - Harry is rescued from the Dursleys by the Grangers, but they first time they touch, both Harry and Hermione collapse unconscious. A Harry Hermione soul bond fic - will be romance LATER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 85 - Words: 267,836 - Reviews: 5772 - Favs: 3,500 - Follows: 3,847 - Updated: 5/5/2014 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Hottie with the Body by sunshiine.love reviews
Bella is a confident girl, who loves her motorcycle and loves to have fun and laugh. She starts fresh at Forks High, and within the first few minutes of being there she meets the wonderfully amazing, Emmett. Love is in the air? OOC BxEm AH Lemons in the future, M is because of swearing right now.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13049 - Favs: 6,181 - Follows: 2,779 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In A Month: Sweep Any Girl Off Her Feet by BritishBitches reviews
Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 82,774 - Reviews: 1449 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 862 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward, Bella
Morning Glory by bellaswan456 reviews
i know this is another JasXBell story but its different, what if Bella and Jasper fell in love on their own? What if it was true love and not the usual "ed and al cheating thing?"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,639 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 3/25/2008
Experience by SnippyandSnarky reviews
UPDATED AT LAST! Re-edited, reposted and a brand new chapter. Virginal Hermione wants some experience, but Draco and Harry are fighting over who's going to give it to her. Who will win?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,649 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
PPS I Love You, Emmett? by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Sequel to 'P.S. I Love You.' Probably should read that one first. Summary: A day left with Emmett has got to equal trouble, right? One small mishap and Bella switches bodies with Emmett! And right before the weddings! Thats definitely not good.Read&Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Mad Things Girls Do Translated by Hermione Granger by hanyouinlove reviews
Lesson one: If she's angry it's your fault, no matter what. Just remember that. Oh, and you're always wrong, that's important to keep in mind as well. -Hermione pretends to date Draco to get Ron's attention, but ends up a bit in over her head...-HGRW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,602 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4078 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Goodbye by LittleRedOne reviews
You can't help who you love. So what do you do when you love your best friend's girlfriend and she loves you back? And what about that pesky friend who figures it all out? Nitchie/Smitchie; Nate's POV. With some Naitlyn friendship.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,896 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 10/1/2009 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Nate, Mitchie T.
A Missed Year by silver drip reviews
AU: How can one year change the world of Twilight? Bella moves to Forks in her Senior year instead of Junior year. How will this change her personality and what happens when she meets another Cullen before Edward? EdwardxBella and BellaxCarlisle Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Carlisle, Bella, Edward - Complete
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1795 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Pleasure Slaves by ViolentDelights13 reviews
On Hold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward
Color Coded by xoGoFiGuREox reviews
Nate learns that he's fallen back in love with his ex, after uncovering the mystery of his 'dream girl.' Smitchie, NxM, Jella, Nitchie. HmCr crossover
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008
Stranger, Would You Please? by ginny-go die in a corner reviews
A chance meeting makes for a life-changing encounter, which for Hermione Granger, occurs in the mens' restroom at King's Cross Station. Not that she's complaining... yet. LEMON and some random fluff thrown in for kicks! Post-Hogwarts. HGHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,534 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/14/2009 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Completed Soul by no.1Schizo reviews
Sequel to Tortured Soul Zach heads to Italy searching for Kat and Bree. Soon enough hes joined by the rest of the Bendig family.Will the Bendigs find their creators? Why are the Cullens in Italy? And who's killing vampires back in the US? Not Bella/Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,644 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Truth or Dare Weasley Style by thaigirl2009 reviews
Seventh year in HGW begins, with the twins, and Ginny, as well as teh golden trio, after teh rebuilding of the castle after teh war. Why exactly are the twins there?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,764 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W.
Changing Places by kimlovesjasperhale reviews
a Bella and Jasper story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 42,467 - Reviews: 1139 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 661 - Updated: 4/18/2009 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper
Only Time Will Tell by Emmett-Cullen-Lova-01 reviews
Bella goes to the Cullen's and see's Edward and Alice half naked on top of each other. What's going on with Edward and Alice? More importantly what's going on between Jasper and Bella? This is a Jasper/Bella story!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 42,141 - Reviews: 991 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete
Fighting For Air by Wicked Rose06 reviews
The Cullens never came back but Victoria did. Bella was saved by the Winchesters and now she's a hunter with a few secrets. Five years later the Cullens are in danger and Bella has to face her past.what will Edward think? Supernatral crossover spoilers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 32 - Words: 46,412 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008
Decembers by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Sequel to Another Girl, Another Planet. Read that one first. JasperxBella. AlicexOC. Title is a Hawthorne Heights song
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Cupid, Meet Heart by xxHeadInTheStarsxx reviews
EDITED; Heart Gray has 3 cousins. Jason who ignores her, Shane who's really dumb, & Nate who's a perv. When she sees that her cousins starts having feelings for 3 girls but won't do anything about it, Heart decides to play cupid. Nalex, Smitchie, Jason/OC
Crossover - Wizards of Waverly Place & Camp Rock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,672 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Complete
Feeling as good as lovers can by R0CK-TH3-ARTS-8 reviews
Emmett & Bella are best friends.Alice & Edward are siblings as well as Rosalie and Jasper.Alice & Edward go away for a weekend but that same weekend Emmett & Rosalie go away.What happens with Jasper & Bella?Best Friends or secret lovers?All human! R&R plz
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,973 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 2/17/2009 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Trumped into Bed by gallantcorkscrews reviews
On Hiatus. AH OOC. E/B engage in a battle of revenge that results in the demolition of their highschool reputations. Once they tire each other out with their antics, will they JUST DO IT?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,434 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 1,261 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Edward, Bella
I thought Love was forever by bellaswan456 reviews
I started sobbing, breaking down in tears, Edward came towards me trying to comfort me. “I hate you!” I shrieked. “Get away from me!” Edward accuses Bella of loving Emmet. Bella breaks up with Edward and a relationship with Emmet begins.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 51,241 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Believe In Me by MyStateOfMind reviews
AU. Camp Rock never happened. No Final Jam, no lies that need to be reversed... just a girl that's in love with her music and a guy that has temporarily forgotten what that can feel like.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,017 - Reviews: 680 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/6/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Mitchie T., Shane G. - Complete
Camp Rock Academy 2 by XxXDrama QueenXxX reviews
What if Camp Rock was a boarding school? The drama will intensify as all the camp rockers are together all year round. This is my story CRA, from Nate's POV, this is NITCHIE
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,078 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Nate, Mitchie T.
Business or Pleasure? ON HIATUS REWRITING IT! by xLady-Salvatore-Belikovax reviews
Bella's a member of the Volturi. She gets a new mission, and that is to bring in this guy with a power that Aro wants badly. What happens when Bella falls for her victim? Can she still do her job, or will her flawless record be forever stained? AU! ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Kiss Can Save The World by robst reviews
COMPLETE - What would change if Harry asked Hermione to the Yule Ball? H/Hr My first fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,452 - Reviews: 1963 - Favs: 3,856 - Follows: 1,367 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Meanderings with Marauders and Mary by ilovedraco45 reviews
Lily, Mary and the Marauders have graduated from Hogwarts. Join Lily, Mary, James and Sirius on a journey around the world. LilyJames, sequel to Right Place, Wrong Time. A bit fluffy. Bonus points to whoever got the Lockhart reference in the title!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,691 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 10/28/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Those Words by GreekGoddessHestia reviews
All she had to do was so those words that would bring my life crashing down. And that is what she did. And its all Nate's fault.
Camp Rock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Nate, Mitchie T. - Complete
Twisted Bliss by Lady Loser reviews
Lust. That's all it was for Jasper and I. Nothing more. I shifted my gaze from the ground, and looked into his eyes, telling myself that I was happily married. But I melted under his gaze, weak at the knees, "Jasper, I love you." J/B, E/B. Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,763 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/27/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Hallowed by MinaSeraphina reviews
My version of the events that took place during the time Harry and Hermione were on their own in 'Deathly Hallows'. Short! Sweet! Smutty! AU, Epilogue non compliant. Harry/Hermione! COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,431 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Camp Rock Academy by XxXDrama QueenXxX reviews
What if Camp Rock was a boarding school instead of a camp? The drama will intensify as Shane, Mitchie, Caitlyn, Nate Tess and all the other camp rockers are together all year. Smitchie and Naitlyn Second Camp Rock fic.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,372 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
Right Place, Wrong Time by ilovedraco45 reviews
James and Lily have a Timeturner accident and visit Hogwarts in Harry's seventh year. Sort of corny, but maybe you'll like it. Reposted from a previous edition so there could be separate if short chapters. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,981 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - James P., Lily Luna P. - Complete
The Love We Got by flickeringlights reviews
Edward and Bella have spent the last century passionately in love, but things turn for the worse when Edward and Alice have an affair. How will Bella and Jasper cope? J&B, if you don't like, don't read. my first fan fic! COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,813 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
PS I Love You by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Bella sees Edward and Alice together. One night, someone unexpected shows up outside her window. Will 2 broken hearts learn to mend each others? JASPER/BELLA! Yaaay! R&R! Don't like Jasper and Bella? Then don't read it. Simple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Real Mitchie by MakinTheMostOfLife reviews
Shane has a few questions, and he doesn't quite get the answers he wants...
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Complete
Dangerous Intentions: Each Lover's Destiny by Vampiremizuki reviews
Alice is too entertained planning Bella's wedding. Edward is too busy to pay attention to his love. Rosalie and Emmett are too busy being in each other's pants. What happens when Bella plays around with fate? & Who get's pregnant! A Jasper/Bella fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,223 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Isabella Nelluc by geminiginny reviews
When Edward leaves, Bella becomes an actress. What will happen when Edward, Alice and Jasper see her on TV? I'm continuing this story from the oneshot written by theenvylover. I HAVE PERMISSION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,470 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/23/2007
ANGEL by Devilslawyer123 reviews
Edward Cullen is in love with the amazing Bella Swan... to bad his best friend Jasper Hale got to her first.when Bella goes in panick about a dance show with her friend Jess, she asks Edward to teach her how to dance. Sparks fly. what will happen? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,658 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
We Were Drunk, My Boyfriend's Not Gonna Be Happy by Bella's Bff reviews
All Human: Edward and Rose are Bf/Gf, as are Jasper and Bella, and Emmett and Alice. They are all best friends, and living in the same building. College ends, and they decide to celebrate. What happens when they wake up in eachother's bed's? EXB EMXR JXA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cullen Family Tournament by IFeelYourPainAndJoy reviews
The Cullen Family have a tournament, where Rose and Eddie, Jazz and Bella, Alice and Emmey are team mates and Carlisle and Esme are Judges. WHO will win, what will happen R&R! Co-written with Fanpyre
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,010 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/27/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Kingston Prep by twilightfan007 reviews
Bella, Alice, and Rose start going to Kingston Prep, your average boarding school. But when Bella gets there, she falls in love, has boys start a fight over her, and helps to pull off a few pranks of the century - and school hasn't even started yet...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,784 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
My Best Friend, the Player by blackxout reviews
Bella Swan is used to seeing her best friend, Edward Masen hook up with a lot of girls. She never minds though. What if Edward starts having feelings for Bella? Will she fall head over heels too or will she just want to stay friends? Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,394 - Reviews: 1740 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Vulnerable by Santi911 reviews
The Cullens go hunting leaving Bella and Jasper to have a little bonding time. What happens when emotions go haywire and They start having feelings for each other? What lengths will Bella and Jasper go to in order to stay together? R&R BxJ LEMONS
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,606 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Friends Today, Lovers Tomorrow by NathanielRose reviews
Bella is left at the Cullen's with Jasper for a week while the rest go hunting. Find out what happens when she and Jasper get..."Friendly". Bella is human. Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except the plot line.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
Bonding by IsabellaMarieSwan123 reviews
Edward is away hunting and Bella is stuck with Emmett and Jasper, games begin and truth or dare is one of them. Please Read and Review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007
Moonlight Serenade by Savannahbobanna reviews
The Cullen family moves back to Forks after sixty years. One surprise after another await them. Part two to A Twist of Fate.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,182 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins: Twilight Style by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Which of the Twilight characters are guilty of the seven deadly sins? Funny&Random Read and Review please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,656 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008
Another Girl, Another Planet by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
What would've happened if Jasper was to come back in New Moon? Not Alice. Not Edward. JasperxBella. no, it's NOT gonna go back to ExB. And rated for language. Don't like? Don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
A Twist of Fate by Savannahbobanna reviews
Edward is unfaithful, and only Jasper is there to pick up the pieces of Bella's tattered heart. When a close call with werewolves drives the vampires of Forks to a rash decision, Bella is the one who suffers the consequences. Bella/Jasper
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,070 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Tortured Soul by no.1Schizo reviews
Edward leaves,Bella joins a new group. Now she's a punk and meets Nikel who's not afraid to change her. Problem, his coven drinks human blood. Its been 50 yrs since she's seen Edward, she's in for a rude awakening. Not Bella/Edward! Bella/OC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,130 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Bella - Complete
Bella's Rage by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:A very different Edward meet's a very different Bella. They are both Emogothish. I promise it will make you laugh. just please, give it a shot! you wont regret it! Review! COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,598 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Four Across and Seven Down by Matelia-legwll reviews
"You'd have thought he was merely bored—asked if I'd finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword." Sirius attempts a couple of crossword puzzles with the other Marauders. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Get Even Or Die Trying by reader71 reviews
Bella broke up with Edward once he refused to change her. He thought he was keeping her safe. But now Bella has a new best friend, a new wardrobe, and a new boyfriend. Can he save their relationship before theres nothing left to save? Last Chapter Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,152 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Complete
Crossed Paths by inhuman grace reviews
Twilight and The Covenant crossover. Edward cheats on Bella and breaks up with her. Charlie finds out that Edward broke up with her, so he sends her to a coed boarding school in Ipswich, Massachusetts. There she meets the Covenant. What happens then?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007
Love Isn't Fair by GtotheAtotheBBY reviews
Post new Moon. Edward gets his family to help push Bella away. She gets changed by another vampire and falls in love. She loves her new coven, but 100 years later when she meets him again can her and her husband handle it.R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,741 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 4909 - Favs: 6,629 - Follows: 2,045 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 1,101 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Promises Unbroken by Robin4 reviews
Sirius Black remained the Secret Keeper and everything he feared came to pass. Ten years later, James and Lily live, Harry attends Hogwarts, and Voldemort remains…yet the world is different and nothing is as it seems. AU, updated for HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 170,882 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete