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Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Vampire Knight, Bones, and Sanctuary.


Name: Emi. (:
Age: its a number between 1 and 147 (laugh)
Gender: Female
Sexual Orientation: Straight

I, LeaderofTheRevolution, formerly UxKNOxMYxNAME, do solemnly swear to review all fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else.

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(To join the Review Revolution simply copy and paste the above into your profile and then do your bit and review the fics you read. It's only fair. And if you don't, Karma will come and bite you on the ass.)

I love writing. It's what I hope to do for the rest of my life, and, if I'm lucky, I'll be getting paid to do it. I am a teenager, which, in the views of American society, means I know nothing about the world.

My favorite TV show is: Bones (I love Zack)

If you've realized that, by kicking Zack off and creating five random interchangeable interns, Hart Hanson is being extremely lazy and should just bring Zack back, copy this onto your profile.

If you scream, "ZACK!" whenever he shows up during the theme song, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish Sweets would just break down and admit that Zack is innocent, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish Hart Hanson would finally wake up and realize that the quality of Bones has decreased since he kicked Zack off, copy this onto your profile.

I also enjoy Fringe, Sanctuary, Stargate (Atlantis, SG-1, and Universe) and Firefly, but those are not nearly as important.

Except for this --> Tesla: "Young love is so heart breaking to observe as a scientist, so passionate, so innocent, and yet so utterly doomed."

Will: "So I'm guessing you've never been in love then?"

Tesla: "Countless times, my friend. See the difference is I recognize the emotion for what it is: an irrational self-destructive impulse which is disguised as a way to feel joy."

And except for: Criminal Minds (Spencer Reid is like my new Zack!)

My favorite anime/manga are: Naruto, Death Note, We Were There, Hot Gimmick, Fruits Basket, Wild Ones, Punch!, and Bleach.

My favorite video games are: Legend Of Zelda, and Harvest Moon.

My favorite books are: anything by Stephen King, Harry Potter, Twilight (nothing after it, just the first book), and many others.

My favorite bands are: Breaking Benjamin, Halestorm, Sick Puppies, Sherwood, Crossfade, The Spill Canvas, and Hey Monday, among others.

Favorite Pairings:

SpencerxOC; NaruHina, SasuSaku; DracoxOC (Pansy annoys the freak out of me), BlaisexOC; ZeroxOC; ZackxOC, BoothxBrennan, HodginsxAngela; just to name a few.

Random Facts:

I am the only one of my friends who believes that it is possible to be happy without a guy.

I like writing about characters I made up.

I think the world right now generally sucks.

If a psychiatrist tested me, he or she would probably find that I am certifiably insane.

Important information about some of my stories:

- Heartless and Insensitive (Naruto)
currently on hold for lack of readers and writer's block

- Secrets (Naruto)
permanently discontinued due to lack of readers

- Together (Naruto)
lack of ideas; currently on hold

- The Novelist in the Lab (Bones)


Hold on...train of thought hit a cow.

Some say that guns don't kill people, that people kill people. Well, I think a gun helps. Cuz if you stood in front of someone, pointed your finger and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.

The words below in bold are the ones that you can use to know me a little bit better.

Repost this if you agree

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (God loves all children)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. (I strongly disagree)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Anime, comics, same dif)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber- sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I try my hardest not to judge. Repost that if you agree.

I'm sorry that I haven't been updating anything. I'm coping with writer's block, stressful school situations, a new boyfriend, and last but not least...I'm writing a book of my own. Again, I apologize.

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Her Honest Smile by Evelyn Reid reviews
Each time they meet, he's fallen farther than before. All she knows about him is that he has suffered; she can see it in his eyes. She falls in love with a version of him that hasn't been there for years, and it will kill her. One-sided Sasuke/OC oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,016 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Careful With Words by Clumsy Giraffe reviews
The blond grinned as she said, "I'm going to rock your world Doctor Addy." Zack, in turn, quickly looked up in bafflement and alarm before saying, "If you are attempting to convey the want of stoning me to death, I must decline." - Eventual ZOC side BB HA
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,968 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Zach A.
Red Lust: Journey to the Fountain of Youth by Addicted2Him reviews
She reminds him of Elizabeth: strong, fierce, handy with a weapon. But she's crafty, thinks like a pirate. She thwarts his attempts at being a trickster, takes charge. He has no one to compare her to. There's no one like her. Jack/OC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Red Sins by joyrid3 reviews
5 years after Yuuki's death, Cross Academy receives a new transfer student and Kuran Kaname is reminded of his past love. This time though, Zero is prepared to stand in his way at all costs. Kaname&OC, Zero&OC
Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,398 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/25/2010 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Kaname K.
Fortune Teller by Addicted2Him reviews
DracoxOC oneshot. Based on the song Fortune Teller by the Rolling Stones. Blaise finally convinces Draco to see a Muggle fortune teller, just for his amusement. What would happen if Blaise had actually set the whole thing up...?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Making it Work by Maydrei reviews
Sequel to "Bound to Love." Now that Gaara has been sent back to Suna, he and Sakura have been seperated for months. When Sakura gets a chance to visit, will Gaara still want her? Will Sakura still have feelings for him? Or is their relationship over?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,405 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Impulse by Chichuri reviews
Olivia gives in to temptation and makes the first move. Olivia/Peter
Fringe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Olivia D., Peter B. - Complete
Five Years Changes Everything by Cassiopeia823 reviews
Dr. Kat Martin has finally come home, and nothing's the same. Her best friend is a criminal in a mental instituion, and now she's questioning who Dr. Zack Addy really is... Set after Perfect Pieces in the Purple Pond, Zack/OC and a few other pairings...
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,084 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Zach A. - Complete
The Shadow Dragon: Book 1 by Shadow Hand Zealot reviews
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,833 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Zuko, Katara
Bound to love? by Maydrei reviews
When Gaara and Sakura literally get stuck with each other, how will they cope? Having to share Sakura's tiny apartment is sure to cause some problems...but what happens when a deep hunger grows in Gaara, and it isn't food he's after?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,117 - Reviews: 1551 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Speaking Sasuke by kiera golightly reviews
Kakashi, Sakura, and Naruto explain and translate Sasuke's language, including the multiple meanings of 'Hn.' Sasuke is not amused.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,693 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 115 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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Speak No Evil reviews
Side story to Love Me or Hate Me and sequel. Adeline Maisy is mute, an orphan...oh, and let's not forget: a witch! Life at Hogwarts isn't easy, especially when Slytherin hotshot Blaise Zabini is on her case. And what are her ties to Hufflepuff? BlaisexOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,454 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Blaise Z., OC
The Novelist in the Lab reviews
Lily Whitaker, crime novelist, solves a case through sheer luck. When she gets a permanent position at the Jeffersonian, a certain squint catches her eye. Zack Addy isn't used to someone like her. She doesn't make any sense, and he...likes it? ZackxOC
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,941 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 2/19/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Zach A.
Term of Endearment reviews
NikolaxOC "You're here," said Nikola, "because the lovely Helen Magnus holds no faith in my abilities as a scientist and therefore deemed it necessary to add yet another brilliant mind to the mixing pot of failure." a bit AU
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,254 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Nikola T.
I Love You, Now What? reviews
He loves her, she loves him...but why is everything still so difficult? Emma needs to face the consequences of surviving the Killing Curse...while surviving Blaise, Pansy, and her agitating boyfriend. DracoxOC sequel to Love Me or Hate Me. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,892 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Everything You Are reviews
sequel to Everything I'm Not. oneshot unless i get more ideas and people review. Three years have passed, and human-turned-vampire Suzue has learned some hard truths. ZeroxOC
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Zero K. - Complete
Everything I'm Not reviews
ZeroxOC oneshot turned ongoing story, now completed. "Am I any less human just because I'm not Yuki?"
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,907 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Zero K. - Complete
Heartless and Insensitive reviews
ON HOLD. The criminal organization, Akatsuki, has just gained a new member! Spunky 22-yr-old Takara is placed in the care of Itachi Uchiha. Frankly, the bothersome girl annoys him to no end. How long will Takara last? ItachiXOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,613 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Itachi U.
Sasuke Came Back A Changed Man reviews
Just a little fic regarding Naruto and Sasuke. T for language. Mentions alternate realities, but please read anyway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love Me or Hate Me reviews
DracoxOC. Childhood friend turned enemy. An accidental kiss could uncover some hidden feelings. How will Emma Knight react when the son of the man who destroyed her family ends up being the one she loves? Turns a little angsty towards the end. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,079 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Together reviews
InoXShika. Ino's worried: Everyone at Konoha is paired up! Well almost. At twentyfour yrs old, Ino is old enough to make decisions for herself. What will she decide about lazy Shikamaru Nara? ON HOLD. sorry
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,427 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Naruto Hates Fanfiction reviews
The characters of Naruto don’t like it when us writers screw with them…WARNING: I was high on a mixture of Pixie Stix, Smarties, Pepsi and sleep deprivation when I wrote this. Click if you dare. Kind of a oneshot but will do sequels if requested.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
Secrets reviews
DISCONTINUED. SaiXOC. Kabuto has a secret plan now that Orochimaru is gone. He unleashes an extremely powerful girl who'd been locked up for most of her life. Who is she? And how is Sai tied into her past life? WARNING!Mature language/adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,266 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 5/9/2008
A Dare? reviews
Shikamaru has been escorting Temari for a loooong time. One day, Temari gets bored. She decides she and Shikamaru will have a bit of a dare. Based on drawing i saw online. ShikaXTema oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
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