Unlaced Opheliac
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Joined 05-04-08, id: 1567790, Profile Updated: 12-23-08
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, A Little Princess, Harry Potter, Alex Rider, and Vampires.

Hey and welcome to my profile -

Okay that makes me sound as if I'm beyond sad city, which to be fair I probably am, but please don't stone me to death for my geekiness.

Anyhoo I'm 19 years old, female and live in England. I have auburn hair, green eyes and am a perfectly reasonable height of 5"3. No matter what anybody says I refuse to believe that that is short. folds arms over chest in defiance

I love to read and write (dur) and am currently totally obsessed with the Vampire Chronicles by Anne Rice.

(Those Twilight fans out there - of which I know there are a ridiculous amount of - how can you read Stephenie Meyer (boo) when Anne Rice is so much better?! I don't understand it. Please explain to me why you like Edward Cullen so much as I can't understand it at all... Okay probably didn't help that I read the Vampire Chronicles before Twilight, and so everything and everyone in those books were overshadowed by Lestat. Also doesn't help that I don't particularly like Meyer and prefer to be seduced by the sensuous writing of Rice than the chaste text of Meyer.)

I'm also sightly obsessed with anime and my fav musician Emilie Autumn, hence my name.

For all those wondering 'opheliac' means 'someone who delves in madness' and was created by Miss. Autumn, and used as a song in her Opheliac album.

Anyhoo I'm a bit nutty and have a tendency to ramble so be warned: if you PM me, be prepared for the slightly manic. ;p

Singers/Bands:

Emilie Autumn

Breaking Benjamin

Elliott Smith

30 Seconds From Mars

Paramour

The Smashing Pumpkins

TV:

Black Books

Desperate Housewives

Father Ted

House

Peep Show

The Sopranos

Supernatural

Anime:

Cardcaptor Sakura

Death Note

Fullmetal Alchemist

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni

Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni Kai

Naruto

Ouran High School Host Club

Soul Eater

Zombie-Loan

Quotes

"Some dream of angels; I held one in my arms."

"Fascists dress in black and go around telling people what to do, whereas priests..."

"I'm not crazy. Everybody else is just extra normal."

"I think only stupid people have good relationships."

"The tooth fairy teaches kids that they can get money from selling body parts. I blame her for prostitution."

"I believe in vampires. I do, I do!"

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The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Before I Fade by Mel1983 reviews
LxOC.L is about to begin his investigation on the Kira case. He saves a girl from getting beaten, but due to a concussion she doesn't remember why she was being chased. Will his feelings cost his life, or save him and change his life forever? COMPLETE!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 48 - Words: 210,120 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - L - Complete
Runaway by Mirror and Image reviews
Complete - Ten year old Iruka is crying. He has every right to be crying, because he is hopelessly lost. And to make matters worse, this snooty, arrogant ANBU has just dropped on his head.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Chichi no hi Iruka! by Reidluver reviews
Means, "Happy Father's Day, Iruka!" While out paying respects to his deceased father, Iruka doesn't expect what is laying in store for him at his own apartment, courtesy of everyone's favorite ninja!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Iruka U., Naruto U. - Complete
Soup For Sensei by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Minato is sick and three year old Kakashi makes soup. Companion fic to "Dogs Are Better Than Toads". Kakashi/Sakumo/Minato. non-yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakumo H. - Complete
Dogs Are Better Than Toads by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Three year old Kakashi meets his new sensei. No Warnings. Work Safe. Fluff. Humor. Cuteness. Sarcasm. Minato/Sakumo/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
School Dance by JenJenJen13 reviews
AU. Mangaverse. Shinji Mimura and Hiroki Sugimura's attempts, successes, and failures at wooing their respective girls. Hiroki/Kayoko, Shinji/Takako
Battle Royale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Shinji M., Hiroki S. - Complete
Kick Me by disneydork reviews
You don't know what it's like to be blind.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
The Talk by wingsgirl1313 reviews
In the E shaped house, Jeb had some parenting duties to do. Among which is telling his children, aka, the young flock about the birds and the bees.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007
Reflections On And Of Death by LizzaBella reviews
The Princess reflecting on both her death and her new life. Can be seen as FaunxMoanna, not directly intended to be.
Pan's Labyrinth/El laberinto del fauno - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Masked by Katryna Black reviews
Why Hatake Kakashi wears a mask. Rating due to child abuse. IMPORTANT EDIT ADDED 8.24.2007
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Kakashi H. - Complete
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A Paramour's Requiem reviews
An Eraser named Felix is sent to join and spy on the Flock. Iggy/OC. One sided Niggy. Slight Fax that may lead onto more. Please read and review.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,320 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Confessions Of A Broken Princess reviews
Previously called "Memoirs Of Miss. Minchin." The brutal past of Miss. Minchin and the reason why she she becomes the cruel lady. Based solely on the movie and not the book. Please read & review.
A Little Princess - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
Hollow Child, Bleeding Doll reviews
Claudia's thoughts on killing her father Lestat. Based on 'Interview with the Vampire.' Please read and review.
Vampires - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Complete
Bluebird reviews
Nudge's mum writes a letter to her missing daughter to explain her feelings about her disappearance. Please, please, please R&R.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
Elegy for the Damned reviews
What Yassen is thinking as he lays dying. Not to sure whether or not to continue it or to leave it as it is. Please review to help me decide.
Alex Rider - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
The Devil With Angel Wings reviews
Harry find's himself haunted by a loved one he has wronged. I wrote this in like 20 minutes to avoid revision. Really really bad. Read it at your risk.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete