Author has written 4 stories for Death Note, Harry Potter, and Hawaii Five-0.
hey! just a few things about my self is i play the flute, i'm also in colorguard. (actually i just quit because of my schedule D:)If you wanted to know my gender then TOUGH LUCK!! JK, I bet most of yall can figure it out. my favorite anime/manga consist of Death Note, Naruto, Ghost Hunt, and many many more!! and i just relived my Harry Potter obsessiveness!!
oh and I AM a secret spy, so...well i lost what i was going with this...just watch out!! oh something else about me is i hate baked chips. hate em. can't stand em. like pinto beans. i hate them too...oh just so you know i do have a harem and u can join, just message me or tell me in reviews. that is all.
A girl died in 1933.A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive.The murderer chanted , Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia. (I really didn't want to take the chance. ...I never knew that I was so superstitious...)
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You know you live in 2007 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
"How bout a free sample for a pretty lady?"
"sure! do you know where one is?"
"...how bout one for an ugly lady?"
"Nooo ugly ladies have to pay"-Chowder
"Would you care for a free lollipop?"
"would I!?"(as in yes)
"would i what?"
"care for a free lolipop?"
"radda radda radda"
"yes i would thank you."-Chowder
In my French class:
"The Karma wheel will spin! it will spin! You cheaters are pigs! and if nobody has told you i have! you're pigs!"-my teacher"um..I'm fat and i take offence to that. i'm going to go home and cry now"-John(kid in class)"hahaha! embrace your chubbyness! EMBRACE IT!!"-me
"how about cookies? How do you say cookies?"-my teacher (well I thought it was funny...)
"Je n'en ai pas!" "You don't have any?"-Kristina thinking she was telling me i did something wrong
"Suck it up!" "it's easy for you to say while you're sitting there sucking on your sucker!" "In my defence it's a good sucker."-me and Kristina when she was whining about a test
"aww poor baby" "I'm not a baaaby! I know how to go potty on my own..."-me and kristina she is such a whiner lol
"I'm gonna take a picture of something random...like the sky.""...there is no sky in here.""i meant the ceiling!!"-me and kristina after the test
"It's J" "no" "yeah! It's...no it's H." "uh-uh""Yeah it is! because you have to...oh wait no it's F""haha that's why you don't rush."-Karen and a teacher
"I have arms of steel!"-Karen when Judy puched her
"I want to watch Iron Man, I wish that you would turn into a T.V."-Abdias when he looked at Karens Iron Man shirt.
"Is that a black mail letter!?" "haha Karen?""NO really! he looks scared!"- Karen and Judy when someone came in with a letter
"Give me back my Fucking water!""wow that's some dirty water."-Megan and Kristian
"I was like Kuh! and He was like kuh! and I was like wave! and then I told you."-me too Judy
"I like bananas"-kristian "i don't. i think i'm allergic to them."-Megan "oh hoho! you like tacos then?"-Azaria "NO! but really, they give me soars in my mouth"-Megan "hahaha! that's called Herpes dear!"-Azaria (you might need a dirty mind to find the funniness in this)
"I haven't had my period in months"-Megan "do you think you're pregnant?"-me "No No No, i haven't done anything like that."-Megan "you sure you haven't been doing anything?"-Azaria "She isn't you Azaria"-Kristian "yah besides she's allergic to bananas remember?"-me "ow my sides hurt"-megan "It's kicking!"-me
with my sis:
"So I was singing in church all loud and such, you know, trying to get people to join in, but they just kept giving me weird looks. I think the paster was praying for me too. i didn't know why because my voice wasn't that bad. but when i think about it, it probably wasn't such a good idea to sing Satan by Steven Lynch. It probably also didn't help that it was during communion."-me( i didn't really do this, i just told my sister i did)
"yah it's a show where they compare stuff like house cats to Lions, and dogs to wolfs." "and elephants to platypuses.""...""wut? they are a lot a like!"-dad and sis.
"why can't we have cool stuff like that?""we're insert name of school here" "oh yeah"- me and meredith( this would have been funnier if i was able to use our school name but i can't)
"I feel like killing your daughter." "Will there be a lot of blood?" "Yes." "Then take it outside." -my mom and dad
"Quick we gotta act like lesbians to seduce the lizard!"-Meredith...don't ask
"Daddy knows that i'm not gonna get pregnant" "on purpose" -my sis and me
"smell like a donut btch!"-lol i was on the field and this chick beside me said it, i came in the conversation late...
"you have to pretend that there is a pole next to you. You have to dance on the pole...-WAIT not like that!!"-lol a friend trying to teach me this one part in the show
"Dib was speechless. Zim sounded more like a possessive lover than an enemy. What the hell was wrong with him? What look? Was he subconsciously sending Torque seducing winks while getting the crap beaten out of him?"- The human Kribliss by Swing-21 (this one part had me laughing so hard that i almost got in trouble for waking everyone up)
There you go!!
Everything I Learned In Life, I Learned From CLAMP
1. If you're not angsty, you should be.
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this is my highschool!! MHS LipDub! fireworks by katy perry!!
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