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Sup peeps! Hanajimaa here! I just wanted ta give ya'll a little info on yours truely!

Just to let you know I am a girl, but I tell you my age and name when all hell freezes over( in other words never!) so hanajimaa is okay!

Attention all vampire and Magic book lovers

Read Touch the Dark by Karen Chance!!

Its the best series ever an also tell all Of YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!

If you've ever asked really stupid, or obvious questions, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this on your profile

If you ever forgot what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation, copy and paste this on your profile

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile

If you think those stupid kids should just give the poor Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you think Sasuke from Naruto should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remebered, copy this into your profile.

-If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious: If you've ever tried to spell this and wasn't sure if you spelt it write, copy and paste this onto your profile so you'll know next time!!

16 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

Do you love me because I am beautiful? Or am I beautiful because you love me?"

God saw that you were getting tired, for that was true,

He wrapped his precious, mighty arms around you.

He whispered in your ear

"come child, you should be here"

and it became clear.

Your life was coming to an end,

and you would leave with an angel, He will send.

We watched with tearful eyes,

as you said your last goodbyes.

We loved you, but could not make you stay,

tears streamed down my face as you faded away.

Your golden heart stopped beating, your soul was finally at rest.

God broke our hearts to prove to us... He only takes the best.

Boys, just do it!--Tell her you think shes cool. Tell her why you think shes so cool. Smell her hair. Talk to her in movie theatres. Pick her up and pretend youre going to throw her in the river; shell scream and fight you but secretly, shell love it. Hold her hand and skip. Hold her hand and run. Just hold her hand. Pick flowers from other peoples gardens and give them to her. Tell her she looks pretty. Let her pay for stuff if she wants to. Introduce her to your friends as The coolest girl I know. Sit in the park and talk to her. Take her to the library, and playgrounds, and train stations. Tell her dirty jokes. Tell her stupid jokes. Write poems about her. Just walk around with her. Throw pebbles at her window at night. When she starts swearing at you, tell her you love her. Take her to shows of bands shes never heard of. Hold her hand in the mosh pit. Let her fall asleep in your arms. Call her. Call her back if she calls you. Sing to her, no matter how bad you are. Carve your names into a tree. Get her mad, then kiss her. Give her piggy-back rides. Go see her band play even if they really suck, and tell her they were great. Give her space if she needs it. Push her on swings. Stay up with her all night when shes sick. Make up pet names for her, but cool ones, not sappy ones. Teach her guitar. Lend her your cds. Write on her. Make her mixtapes. Write her letters. If she asks you to go to a show with her, go, even if it means a 5 hour train trip. Take her to cool shops, and let her take you to even cooler ones. Listen to all the bands she mentions. Dont tell her that her favorite bands suck. When shes sad, hang out with her or stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything. Buy her ice cream. Let her take all the photos of you she wants. Look into her eyes. Slow dance with her, even if the music is fast. Kiss her in the rain.When you fall in love with her, tell her. Copy and paste this into your profile if you think this is a true moral in life.

Attention all vampire and Magic book lovers

Read Touch the Dark by Karen Chance!!

Its the best series ever an also tell all Of YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SERIES!!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!!

6 reasons not to mess with children:

Reason 1:

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

Reason 2:

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

Reason 3:

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds

After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

Reason 4:

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

Reason 5:

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

Reason 6:

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.

At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.

The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).

In the first year, "s" will be used instead of the soft "c". Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.

Also, the hard "c" will be replaced with "k". Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced by "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20 per sent shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent "e"s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" by "z" and "w" by " v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou", and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place...

Attention all vampire and Magic book lovers

Read Touch the Dark by Karen Chance!!

Its the best series ever an also tell all Of YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!


They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

Are you a big Naruto fan? Well below are some signs to show that you are addicted to Naruto! I got this from one of my fav authors! :Tiger Priestess

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree.

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "byakugan".

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words chan and kan on the end of your friends names.

· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books.

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "chidori" as you pass out.

· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

· Start to call your teachers Sennin.

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan.

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command.

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why?!".

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

· Decide that if u can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times.

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring.

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you're cooler and smarter.

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you.

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain.

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls.

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru.

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find.

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you.

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

· You name your pig Ton-ton.

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· You say "Believe It" or "Dattebayo" after every sentence.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

· You have a frog wallet.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

· You draw mouths on your palm during art class and pretend the clay figures you make come from the mouth.

· When your parents ask you why are your eyes so bloodshot, you tell them it's your Sharingan eye.

· Say "Itadakimasu" before you eat.

Ways To Get To A Girls Heart-- 1. Hug her from behind. 2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other. 3. When standing, wrap your arms around her. 4. Cuddle with her. 5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING! 6. Write little notes. 7. Compliment her. 8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible. 9. Say I love you...and MEAN IT! 10. Brush the hair out of her eyes 11. Comfort her when she cries. 12. Love her with all your heart Girls- add this if you think its sweet. Guys- add this if you would do any of it

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If you could read that put it in your profile

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!!, Sakuraangel1327, Hanajimaa

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, Hanajimaa

This story breaks my heart...

10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she isn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read: I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me! I wish I did too... I thought to my self, and I cried. copy and paste this in your profile if you think you should take chances

IF YOU HAVE SPELLED YOUR NAME WRONG PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

Attention all vampire and Magic book lovers

Read Touch the Dark by Karen Chance!!

Its the best series ever an also tell all Of YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!

black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, Emo-GothFreak,Cheeseeatingsurrenderrat, silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7, Hanajimaa

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,Sasusakufan2357, Itachi'sbestfangirl, The New Legendary Sannin, Neko Graphic,HoshikoK,silentscream16, 7sasukesprincess7,Hanajimaa

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voices in your head are real, copy and paste this to your profile!

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. Its when you argue with yourself and LOSE its weird. If you agree copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you read all those nonsense then copy this in your profile!

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.(all the time)

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you would LOVE to know how Naruto's going to end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you believe that nothing good ever happens after 3 am or that one gets delerious after 3 am copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Sasuke and Sakura fics paste this onto your page(it rules!)

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

Attention all vampire and Magic book lovers

Read Touch the Dark by Karen Chance!!

Its the best series ever an also tell all Of YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you think your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler then being cool, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
Copy and paste this in your profile if you think that some times we take things for granted.

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Attention all vampire and Magic book lovers

Read Touch the Dark by Karen Chance!!

Its the best series ever an also tell all Of YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Child Abuse

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Attention all vampire and Magic book lovers

Read Touch the Dark by Karen Chance!!

Its the best series ever an also tell all Of YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SERIES!!

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

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Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost

In Honor of Stupid People

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought??...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile.

Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Do you like me?
Sasuke: Not really
Sakura: Do you want me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you cry if I left?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you live for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Would you do anything for me?
Sasuke: No
Sakura: Choose--me or your life?
Sasuke: My life
Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life

Attention all vampire and Magic book lovers

Read Touch the Dark by Karen Chance!!

Its the best series ever an also tell all Of YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SERIES!! (now you realize I am very serious about this)

Things that can piss you off

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead?

When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dick nose, I paid 9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the fucking ceiling up there. What did you come here for?

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?

When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

When people say "Life is short." What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?

When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!

(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer

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じしf,)ノ

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Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

This is Fluffy. He's friends with Bunny, he's trying to create world peace. If you're freakin tired of this stupid war and think that we should bring our troops back then copy and paste this on your profile. PLZ.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, xnarutoxrocksx,ChibiSakuraUchiha101. Hanajimaa

If you hate NejiHina copy this into your profile

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitare with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

And remembered what you said.

You told me not to drink at all,

So I had a Sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself,

The way you said I would,

That I didn't choose to drink and drive,

Though some friends said I should.

I knew I made a healthy choice and,

Your advice to me was right,

As the party finally ended,

And the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my own car,

Sure to get home in one piece,

Never knowing what was coming,

Something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement,

And I hear the policeman say,

"The kid that caused this wreck was drunk."

His voice seems far away.

My own blood is all around me,

As I try hard not to cry.

I can hear the paramedic say,

"This girl is going to die."

I'm sure the guy had no idea,

While he was flying high,

Because he chose to drink and drive,

That I would have to die.

So why do people do it,

Knowing that it ruins lives?

But now the pain is cutting me,

Like a hundred stabbing knives

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom

Tell daddy to be brave,

And when I go to heaven,

Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.

Someone should have taught him,

That it's wrong to drink and drive.

Maybe if his mom and dad had,

I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter,

I'm getting really scared.

These are my final moments,

And I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom,

As I lie here and die.

I wish that I could say,

I love you and good-bye.

DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom.

~NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Gaaraslilgrl, Maximum Ridegirl, Kyashi Uchiha,Hanajimaa

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others! (This was soo funny I had to add it to my profile a second time!)

Attention all vampire and Magic book lovers

Read Touch the Dark by Karen Chance!!

Its the best series ever an also tell all Of YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SERIES!!

(((((True love)))))
A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: slow down i'm scared.
Guy: no this is fun.
Girl: no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you now slow down.
Guy: now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: can you take off my helmet & put it on yourself? it's bothering me.

-In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile.

If you love sasusaku, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love naruhina, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love nejiten, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Karin from Naruto and hope she dies at the hands of Sasuke, Sakura, or both, copy and paste this into your profile.

My faith: Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" Crazy is when your having a serious conversation and say something completely off topic. Crazy is when you obsess over the little things. Crazy is when you talk to yourself. Crazy is when you argue with yourself, lose or win. Crazy is when you hear that annoying voice in your head that’s supposed to be your conscience. Crazy is when you start having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is one step past weird and one step short of insane. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you think America screwed up the Naruto anime, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Attention all vampire and Magic book lovers

Read Touch the Dark by Karen Chance!!

Its the best series ever an also tell all Of YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SERIES!!

If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SERIES!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SERIES!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SERIES!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SERIES!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE TO SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT THIS AMAZING SERIES!!

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Immersion by SaraNero reviews
With Uchiha Itachi being named the Rokudaime Hokage Sakura Haruno has been assigned to be his right-hand-man and advisor. Now, the pinkette had not only to deal with Tsunade at the Hospital, but an Uchiha who obviously took joy out of driving her insane and messing with her mind. Non-Massacre.
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Oranges and Blueberries by ColdPersianFusion reviews
Grimmjow is now an exiled one armed human living on the streets thanks to Tosen and Aizen. Starving to death, Orihime saves and heals him. So now he lives in her apartment plotting revenge against his enemies while living a human’s life with Orihime.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,005 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/16/2020 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Grimmjow J., Orihime I.
More Wicked Than Some by inu-chan supermeiu reviews
Part 2 of Stranger than Most (eventual Chlerek) - "Chloe... your mother and I had a brother, too. You see, every power is passed down from generation to generation. Witches, wizards, necromancers… they all inherit their powers, like how a child inherits blue eyes or red hair… Our brother - your uncle - had the same gift you did. But this gift slowly drove him crazy..."
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,350 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/25/2019 - Published: 1/31/2019
The Dominatrix by underthefacade.chan reviews
Sakura never expected that going on an S-ranked mission to a country ruled by women and with three of Konoha's hottest and most powerful shinobi as her harem would be her worst assignment yet. In which Sakura's understanding of the shinobi world is completely changed. Rewrite in process. [Sakura-centric] [Non-massacre] [Reverse harem]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,218 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 5/12/2019 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Neji H., Itachi U.
Straight Jacket Feeling by Bbg25 reviews
Chloe Saunders is the newest student at Silverleaf Academy, much to her chagrin. It's not until she finds herself in another impossible situation alongside someone with an even worse attitude than hers that she realizes that she might just be in a little over her head. Has Chloe finally found someone she can trust with her secret? Or is she destined for a straight jacket?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,118 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Chloe S., Derek S.
You and I Collide by PurpleMoon12 reviews
[AU] Chloe never imagined going back to live with her parents after being evicted from her apartment. She needs a place to live, even if that means sharing with a grumpy, green eyed stranger who avoids her like the plague. Disclaimer: I don't own Darkest Powers.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,670 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 10/8/2018 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Insomnia by ktroyals reviews
Sakura watched her mother commit suicide. Now she lives in the mental institution and she can't sleep. When the new boy, Gaara, is admitted they find they have something in common: They both have insomnia. Note: This is a romance. GaaSaku. Please Review!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,500 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 9/9/2018 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Gaara
Hurting by PurpleMoon12 reviews
[AU] Chloe Saunders isn't experiencing the typical teenage life. With her mother passing away and her family giving up on her, how will she deal when she discovers she can see ghosts? What about when her adoptive family aren't what they seem at first? Luckily she's got her green eyed best friend by her side! This is an extended version of my Darkest Powers Short Story.
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,901 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Chloe S., Derek S.
She's Leaving Home by naturally morbid reviews
Revived! Eventual KakaSaku, with some Naruto x Hinata AU fic It is Sakura's first semester in college and she meets a professor that might just change her mind on the lines of what is forbidden and what is not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 115,189 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 4/8/2017 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Forbidden by Eletha Landon reviews
Chloe- Just another sophomore college student with big plans while trying to find her way through life. Taking her general courses before shipping off to the university of her dreams, Chloe finds herself struggling in calculus by a distraction she never expected to have. She, of course, blames him & his strikingly mysterious jade eyes. The worst of the situation? He was forbidden.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 104,239 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 9/4/2015 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Chloe S., Derek S.
A Mistake Gone Right by sasusaku779 reviews
His fault or my fault I really didn't know... I couldn't find the blame I wanted to blame on him oh so badly. I cried as I looked at the pregnancy test. I was pregnant with his child. sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,953 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Pink Doesn't Suit You by ilovemybishies87 reviews
.:REVAMPED:. Orihime blushed, embarrassed. “I’m sorry, Szayel Aporro-san. I wasn’t expect--I mean, I thought you were Ulquiorra.” SzayelHimeUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 55,029 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Orihime I., Szayelaporro G.
Brotherly Love by twilightlover7081 reviews
Contuinng from The Awakening. Derek and Simon compete for something precious. Derek/Chloe ; Simon/Chloe?
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 38,515 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S.
Finding Yourself by UGAgirl reviews
Sakura leaves to become stronger after feeling like life is passing her by. Sasuke finally comes back after defeating Itachi, and wants to restore his clan. But will he get accepted by the village he left? And since when is he attracted to Sakura?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,779 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Backyard Summer Lovin' by Eletha Landon reviews
I hated him. I stalked him. I got to know him. I fell for him: When Derek Souza moves in next door and makes a bad first impression on his new neighbor Chloe Saunders, how is it that, after her father hires him for a bit of yard work, that he becomes the obsession of the movie fanatic and her complex personality? T for language. AU- no powers. Read and Review!
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,682 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
But I Do Love You by Dead Silence reviews
* Derek and Chloe * AU * Lemons * I didn't know if I wanted to blow up on him, or just turn and walk away. But not letting him know how I felt would kill me.
Darkest Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,986 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
WolfLove by lizzie6376 reviews
A gun. It was a gun. And that was Derek. Derek,falling. Derek,grabbing his leg. Derek,hurt. It doesn't seem to add up in my head. The two just don't go together. But when it hits, when I finally get it, it hits hard. "Derek," I breath and run./Chlerek/R&R
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,093 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S.
Train by Mistress Krane reviews
Two strangers. One comes from a rural home, the other a more urban setting. A small train, running at an unusual hour, brings them together. AU, ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,665 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Hypocrite by the pink pastel reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, a.k.a the hottest playboy of Konoha High Academy. Sakura Haruno,the new girl of their school.Looks like Sasuke has already found his new toy for the year. Problem is...he doesn't know that Sakura's a playgirl herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 10/25/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Locked Away by Adamina20 reviews
Itachi has finally been caught by Konoha. Of course he will be interrogated by Ibiki now, even tortured. Sakura has to heal him every now and then. But what happens when it's decided that Itachi will be executed? What's Sakura going to do? ItaSaku REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,492 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 3004 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 3,016 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Way of the Wind by just enough reviews
ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,543 - Reviews: 4343 - Favs: 10,171 - Follows: 3,918 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 3/17/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What did she say! by akiismarina reviews
Sukura has a secret-she talks in her sleep. Now she's out camping with the Rookie Nine. What will happen when her secret is discovered, and she reveals some interesting information? And how will Sasuke react to all of this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,316 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In the Palm of My Hands by Sweet.Crazy-DramaQueen reviews
Haruno is a maid in Uchiha's household. Who's madly in love with Uchiha Sasuke. But not only does she wears glasses, is shy, short and ugly, Uchiha comes home with another woman. Is 'I love you... Sakura' the last words of this story? Or the beginning?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 225,282 - Reviews: 1112 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blur by Suga-plum-kitten reviews
Sakura works for Sasuke and one day she becomes trapped with him in a freezer room and the only way to keep warm is by using another persons body warmth...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,597 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Ice cubes and Pink Lemonade by Terrified of Logic reviews
Sasuke is a new guy at konoha high, however Sakura hates him! Little does she know that she is about to fall in love with him....sasusaku and shikaino and naruhina ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop by hypheniated reviews
."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,366 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Prototype Number 54 by annabananaa reviews
At this point, I knew she wasn’t human. Her eyes were gleaming red and her face was completely pale. This is also when I noted that not only was she not human, she was also dangerous. SasuSaku Angsty!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,349 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Babyfied by Tiger Priestess reviews
Sasuke and Sakura have to babysit, but there's one problem: it's a two year old Naruto and Kakashi...well...he's a perverted five year old. Nothing will be the same for Team 7 again. Eventually SasukeSakura, possible other pairings. T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 70,365 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Intelligently Ignorant by AppleL0V3R reviews
"And what makes you think I'm going to say yes?" I challenged, Itachi smirked with those eyes and with a quiver something inside me told me I should have just kept my big mouth shut. ItaSaku non-massacre Naruto/Bleach x-over. Will be completed after Stupidity, Ignorance; Same Difference.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,685 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
The Uchiha Family by suka uchiha reviews
The SEQUEL OF "The New Born Uchiha's"! "Please! Don't do this Sasuke!" Sakura said as she huged him. "Im sorry, but I have to." That was his last words as he vanished into the night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,931 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
IceBreaking by Green Penguin Queen reviews
Sasusaku. Sakura and Sasuke haven't spoken since he got back, now they're alone trying to get Naruto back from a screwed up mission, and decide to play a little game. rated T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,818 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Foolish by MoonWalkingInYourEyes reviews
Derek is such a foolish person. Honestly. DerekXChloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,883 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Chloe S., Derek S. - Complete
100 Days with Mr Arrogant by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
She scratched his motorcycle. He demands 3 thousand. She refuses. He slaves her. 100 days of torture. Or paradise? Senior year is going to be different. SASUSAKU. Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,092 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Espada go to LA! by ChibiUlquiorra reviews
Aizen, deciding that Ulquiorra needs to get a life, sends him to Los Angeles with Orihime. Unfortunately, Grimmjow and Nnoitora are sent too! And since Syzael made Luppi an actual female, he gets sent too! Now: Rain Check in CA after Disneyland
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,888 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Savior by MyTragicLover reviews
To get away from Sasuke for fear of falling in love with him again, she accepts an indefinite mission at the border of Fire Country. When Orochimaru attacks, she's rescued by a very unlikely savior. ItaSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 37,376 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
All Black by hypheniated reviews
First he sees her at his father's funeral. Then he starts to see her everywhere. "Hello Gaara. Are you stalking me or something? I happen to see you everywhere." GaaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,609 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/20/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Did you miss me? by Jessica'sStarSong reviews
Sakura moved to Suna when she was five. She did what no one else would and befriended a lonely Gaara. Her parents,afraid of Gaara's demon, took Sakura from Suna to Konoha. Due to a concussion Sakura forgets her memories of Gaara. He does not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,915 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara
The Gift of a Thief by Aria Illusine reviews
AU ItaSaku “He called it a Gift,” Sakura said, a note of bitterness filling her voice, “But it’s really my curse." Caught when her curse forces her to break into the Uchiha house, she comes face to face with a patient who strikes her a bargain...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,561 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
I'm Yours by sasukelove2 reviews
I'm yours Sasukekun. It was a phrase she repeated to him every night they spent together. It was the only way he'd complete the intimate act, the only way she could be connected to him again. SasuSaku A different kind of love story...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,038 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Living with him by nanamisakurachan reviews
Due to work,Sakura's parents sends her to live with one of their good friends,The Uchiha's.With a socially constipadite bastard,Sasuke,a very hyper five year old,Sakuno,and a meddling mom,Mikoto.Sakura is in for the ride of her life Sum edited 8/4/09 SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Umeboshi by White Sakura of Hope reviews
The villagers had always told her that a normal girl like her should stay away from the strange child that was Uchiha Itachi, but Haruno Sakura wasn't a normal girl to begin with. ItaSaku non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,305 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/14/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Forever Resentful by Hippopotomonstrosesquipedalian reviews
Sakura’s life is falling apart. So in a quick decision to pick up the broken pieces, she auditions for a world-renowned band…and gets the part! But, what happened to the former singer and who’s this mysterious man who can’t take his eyes off her? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,637 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Am I Just A Burden? by Anju-and-Boogie reviews
AU Sakura was sent to live with the Hyuuga's because she was a burden to the Haruno company. Lucky for her Konoha has the best art school. She makes friends,enemies, and the school heartthrob is interested in her.Full summary inside. MY FIRST FANFIC!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,873 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/2/2009 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Changes by imissbuffy reviews
Something to take our minds off of the fact that The Reckoning doesn't come out until May, 2010. Romance with Derek and Chloe
Darkest Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,959 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Derek S., Chloe S. - Complete
Black Gloves by Starseer reviews
The long awaited sequel to Silver Cross! Hmph... either you guys love my summaries or you hate them. Nothing in the middle. Ever. Well, read to see what this is about!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,805 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Artificial Sun Also Sets by NakeBenihime reviews
Ships: Aizen x Orihime & Grimmhime in beginning. Aizen's plans for Orihime in Las Noches have become rather extreme & demanding, but having her around all of the time is having an uncharacteristic affect on him... Several Bleach characters appear.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 46,913 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 12/12/2007 - S. Aizen, Orihime I. - Complete
Summer Inn by Dark Inklings reviews
Best friends Naruto and Sakura run an inn on the countryside. Sasuke, Sai, and Hinata are city kids going on tour with Sasuke's band in LA. What happens when the city kids crash their car and are forced to stay at the inn until help arrives?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,476 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Best Dressed Heartbreak by x.Kaze-chan reviews
You arrogant bastard! How dare you walk into my company and demand I hand over the files to you! Go kill yourself, Uchiha! In fact, go choke on a penguin!" It was hate at first sight. But that didn't stop them from wanting each other. AU //SasuSaku//
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,739 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/3/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
In Their Intimacy by xxUchiha reviews
SasuSaku. Rated M for Future LEMON...possibly. Sakura couldn’t deny she liked it, wanted it, returned his kisses. But she still couldn’t ignore the truth. She knew he didn’t love her. She was a tool, the bearer of future Uchiha Prodigies. Nothing more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Blossom by SourTeaSourTea reviews
Uchiha? He's come back? Sakura is she safe? SasuSaku and ItaSaku, maybe a possible SaiSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,309 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Living Hell Discontinued by Akai Jigoku Hana reviews
Sasuke kills everyone on Team 7 except Sakura. She was there to witness all their deaths and now she wants revenge, but she can't get it cause she belongs to Sasuke now. SasuSaku Gore Rape Lemon Character Death Karin Bashing. 2nd chappy Lemon. Discontiued
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drama High by Gaarasonetruegirl1 reviews
Shinobi High and Kunoichi High, an all boys high school and an all girls high school are joining together to become Konoha High. Things were planned out to go well, but that wasn’t the case at all. Genders will clash, and fights will erupt.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,878 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 12/22/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Roommates by Beautifulx-Tears reviews
Gaara is in desperate need of somewhere to live, and it just so happens that his friend Narutos cousin is in need of a roommate. What will happen when they meet? And will they ever be able to live with eachother without any trouble? GaaSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,593 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/20/2009 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H.
Let's Play Pretend! by S.A.Hikari reviews
Tsunade has just passed a law that requires all ninja of 19 to marry. A rebelion of our favorite ninja have run away,but now they are running out of food. They devised a plan to get back in konoha: pretend to elope!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,387 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Therapist by Michiko Kaori reviews
Sakura Haruno is famed for her clever evaluation in a couple’s relationship. But when Karin and Sasuke Uchiha are enrolled in her sessions, she's in for a surprise she never saw coming. AU. SasuSaku. Session II up. Expect slow updates.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Different by XxFlowerAngelxX reviews
SasSak SUMMARY CHANGED. I bet they expected me to act 12 years old: to go up to him and give him a huge with tears pouring down my face. To tell him how much I missed him and love him. But like I said, I’m different. First fanfiction. DISCOUNTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,844 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/24/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The New Born Uchihas by suka uchiha reviews
When Sasuke and Sakura are on a mission, they ran into Itachi. Itachi decides to Kidnap Sakura knowing that she's pregnant. Will Sasuke be able to save her before she gives birth? READ AND FIND OUT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 44,508 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haruno Castle by Rosebutter22 reviews
On a class field trip Sakura goes to an old castle unknown to her that she is the reincarnation of that very owner!Full Summary Inside. SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno and NejiTen. Complete! First story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,767 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing the Butterflies by Ryous lil Tenshi reviews
Guy turned to the girl, watching as she stood up, arching her back in a stretch. “But… I devoured all I could. I did not read for entertainment. I read for lost knowledge." - Along endless lines of broken railway tracks, Guy encounters an old friend.
Fahrenheit 451 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Complete
Mistake? Maybe not by fallen angels blood shed tears reviews
Sakura preganant at 16? Her night of pleasure was surely a mistake. Seeing her baby though she begins to think. Maybe not. Then again a child growing up without a father... got to be tough on her/him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,657 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/15/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love me, Hate me by akiismarina reviews
saksuke finally accepts/discovers his love for sakura, but after years of rejection, sakura's determind to shut him out. how will our favorite Uchiha prove his love and thus win the girl? rated for safty. first ch. short, but please work with me!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I Miss The Me You Loved by applegreen-jelliibean08 reviews
Sakura was popular in school for being the first with Sasuke. First one to capture his heart, first hug, first date, first kiss... and his first EX-girlfriend. He's still the one she thinks about each day. But there's already someone else in his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,650 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
She Thinks She Doesn't Want To by applegreen-jelliibean08 reviews
Sakura broke up with Sasuke cause of him being too much of a playboy. At first Sasuke doesn’t give a damn in breaking up with his nerdy girlfriend but after a year of not meeting, whose this hot new girl in school? WTF... that couldn't be Sakura!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Happy Ending by Abalinda reviews
Sasuke returns to find Sakura unwilling to take him back so quickly. She has moved on but he wants Sakura. Who will she choose? Complications are inevitable...but could they be bigger? Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,335 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Resisting Temptations by SaiandNamika4ever reviews
Sakura's parents died when she was eight years old, and she watched them die right before her. She left the situation with a huge scar on her arm, and a voice in her head. Everyone around her thinks she's a freak...everone exept the new transfer student..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 59,161 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Sakura's Angel by rottenkunoichi reviews
Sasuke returns and wants Sakura to be the mother of his children. But Sakura is dating someone else. Who will she chose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,501 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Master and Maid by Kodaiyu reviews
In a plight of desperation, Sakura throws herself into work, unaware what surprises await her. It doesn't dawn on her, that she works for the Uchiha house, and is the servant of Sasuke Uchiha. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Forget me not by blackXroseXpiano93 reviews
Sakura met Gaara when she was little. An accident caused them to forget about each other. What happens when Sakura comes back as well as the memories?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,162 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Victims Of Love by SeyoukaiStar reviews
Suddenly, Itachi gains feelings for his friend Sakura. When she almost gets raped, and Sasori shows up to defend her, she says she'll give him anything. Sasori, who is angry with Itachi, knows exactly how to get his revenge. DeiSaku, SasoSaku, ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,060 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke's Return by XxSakuraXSasukexX reviews
Sasuke finally kills Itachi and gets back home, but will he be able to live in the leaf village peacefully or will the Akatsuki try and kidnapped him for revenge. But what if the Akatsuki kidnap the wrong person. SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen SikaIno R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,328 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Geek by annasophia.x reviews
Haruno Sakura, a 15 year old teenage girl who is hiding her true identity under a "geeky" look. Of course no one would know, that she was the Heiress of the Haruno Hotel. Why would she do that? Read to find out. SasuSaku story. don't forget thee REVIEWSSS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
High School Makes Life So Interesting by XEmerald Goddess of The NightX reviews
Sakura is the new girl in Fire High.She doesn't want to learn to love again because of what her ex-boyfriend did to her.Will she learn again when she meets Sasuke?Will Sakura survive high school with all of the drama?/MY FIRST FANFIC/OOCNESS /COMPLETE/R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 144,101 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Look A Like by Obsidian.Jade.Love reviews
Sakura-chan! He's back!" "He is?" "Yeah, and he's not alone." "What?" "He's with.. his girlfriend. And the funny thing is, she looks exactly.. like you." SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,895 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flow of Life by Ebil Chameleon reviews
He didn't love her. He couldn't love her. He couldn't get attached. But his heart was betraying him. Building bonds that were irreversible. It was love. SasuSaku Chapter 46: Our Finale.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 249,069 - Reviews: 3305 - Favs: 2,105 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Part of Your Life by Neon Rouge reviews
Sakura never thought that she would fall in love with Sasuke, why? Because she was the inconspicuous geek and he was the popular badass. It was so strange that the only thing that ever brought them together was an antique lunchbox. SasuSaku, Sakura's POV.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,447 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Invisible enemy by sangopunk93 reviews
Sasuke's back and he has to marry Sakura and have kids by two years or he will have to face more of Tsunade's fiery. Only Sakura has a dark secret. Will Sasuke be able to fulfill his task before two year's time? or wipe horse poop for the rest of his life
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,967 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Cosmic Conjecture by ish.the.abstract reviews
She always represented something big…celestial… cosmic. “I know,” he said quietly,” I don’t deserve her; the concept of her is too much for me to ever grasp.” sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vampire Prince by kyuubi108 reviews
Au: Sasuke the prince of vampires need a mate. Someone to grace his presence every day and night. Will he find it in a certain pink haired beauty? Or will he be alone forever?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,313 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Arguments by creepyhippieguy reviews
He supposed that compared to his usual day this might be a tad bit more interesting. After all, arguments make the best conversations. ShinreiYuya
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,184 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006 - Shinrei, Yuya
I Think I Love You by ImpossiblexLove reviews
*CHAPTERS REWRITTEN* Orihime has been taken to heuco mundo by the arrancar! She bonds with grimmjow and devolps feelings for him but denies them. Does grimmjow love her as well? and if he does, how will they escape thier slavery to aizen?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,234 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Orihime I., Grimmjow J.
Three Months Was All It Took ItaSaku by SeyoukaiStar reviews
What if, when Sasuke killed Itachi, Sakura got there before Tobi did? What if she was there before Naruto's team because she wasn't with them? What if she had fallen in love with Itachi after he had saved her, and stayed with him for his last three months
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,314 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
As the Cherry Blossoms Fall by BrokenAngel363 reviews
Sakura Haruno never expected to run into him after all these years, with her birthday less than a week away can she deal with the fact that her long lost love has returned? SasuSaku WARNING:If you were looking for a LEMON well... you wont find one here!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,245 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four boys, Four Girls, One Huge Cabin by animelover85 reviews
Sakura,Ino,Hinata,and TenTen's first time going to camp. Turns out theres only one cabin left in the whole camp, but its the biggest one. They accept the offer but when they get there,they find something out that they weren't told. Main Pair: SasukexSakur
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,382 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
A Cat's GothBlood by urlybird reviews
Sasuke finally manages to break Sakura. She turns Goth and turns into something supernatural. Ok, If you're Goth, likes black, or likes the supernatural, READ! Love triangle: SasSakGaa For now...Read and Review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,225 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Home Sweet Home? by 7sasukesprincess7 reviews
SasukexSakura When Sasuke can't get to Orochimaru, is caught by Naruto and is sentenced to live with Sakura, how will he react and... will he try to leave to go to Orochimaru?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Midnight Rendezvous by KeiraCL reviews
[SasuSaku] They met at midnight, in a world separated from everyone else's.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,246 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/29/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The L Word by Michiko Kaori reviews
There is a saying, “Love comes when you least expect it.” Sakura Haruno believed in that motto. But she never expected it to be so literal. Especially not when she accidentally went to the bathroom while her boss, Sasuke Uchiha, was showering! AU. SS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Such Sweet Sorrow by Oderschvank reviews
After being so close to a rescue, Orihime struggles to remain strong and hopeful. When all seems lost, she finds solace in an unlikely source; and what blossoms in the barren wasteland binding them together will surprise them both. UlquiHime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/4/2008 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Angels are Sinful by Lidiya reviews
Little girl, are you lost?" The 13-year-old demanded. The sooner he get of rid the brat, the sooner he could get back on focus for tonight’s massacre. Emerald eyes were expressionless, "Daddy killed mommy and tried to kill me." ItaSaku WARNING: DARK FIC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Pretty Little Liars by Tears like Crystals reviews
She was the girl that shared their secrets, knew everything about them that even they didn't know about each other. She's kidnapped one night, and three years later, they're hearing from her kidnapper. And he knows everything. [Full sum inside]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2006