Delia Lavender
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Joined 05-04-08, id: 1568044, Profile Updated: 07-22-10
Author has written 33 stories for Lost, Harsh Realm, Terra Nova, Hawaii Five-0, Lone Gunmen, and Cthulhu Mythos.

Hi Readers!

I discovered fanfiction some years ago. I read a lot of stories without much urge to write something myself. Mostly I just admired the usefulness of fanfiction as guided creative writing project. And many of the stories were GREAT!

I suppose it was inevitable I'd want to write something, someday. I've never written a short story before, so I wondered if I could do it. A certain situation on LOST was my inspiration...I wanted Mr. Locke to meet a woman he couldn't ignore. I've never believed the writers on LOST took human nature into account when it comes to him. In a real-life survival situation, Locke would be the uncontested leader. Any man who could literally "bring home the bacon" would be the man who would hold the most power. Not even Dr. Jack would be able to compete. And, since I'm married to a Locke-type and know something about the breed, I can offer you advice on what to do if you encounter a Locke in the wild. Whether he's in the urban jungle or following you home:

1. Once the Locke has spotted you, freeze...DO NOT RUN! He might mistake you for prey if you do! Remain passive and above all, DON'T TURN YOUR BACK.

2. Let the Locke investigate you. Allow him to sniff and paw...DO NOT PANIC. If he growls at you, ignore it. Make no sudden moves. If he seems receptive, SLOWLY begin to stroke him. Stop if he gets upset. Resume passivity.

3. Remember that a Locke WANTS to be loved. Talk soothingly to him, offer him a treat (he'll take anything you've got - especially twinkies - but be careful, he might want something a little more personal). Remember that a Locke is very loyal, affectionate and protective - it's in his nature. Please don't let this noble beast shiver on your doorstep - bring him in and give him a bath. He'll be VERY grateful.

4. If you've followed this advice and you're still alive, congratulations - you have a friend for life.

By the way...my Locke was an engineer/karate instructor. Unusual combination. You're either getting tossed around or lectured on mathematics

I just love parody, don't you? (lol!)

In addition to my many Locke/Flocke/MIB romances, I've written a Cthulhu Mythos/LOST crossover story, in which Great Cthulhu's daughter, Cthilda, has romantic feelings toward Ben. I also wrote a "Harsh Realms" fanfiction where General Santiago finds "love" while eradicating a group of neo-Greco pagans. "Harsh Realms" was a very short-lived series created in 1999 by Chris Carter, of X-Files fame. It's now available on DVD. It had an interesting premise and deserved a larger audience.

Happy reading!

Delia

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THE DREAMERS' INN by Vyrazhi reviews
Some weary sleepers at the Dreamers' Inn never wake up... Rated T.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,058 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 8/17/2013
Infestation by Razell reviews
The swamp was His home. He could not allow the humans to take it from Him.
Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/20/2013
Why did the chicken cross the road? Lost edition by Haiza Tyri reviews
The Lost characters answer the age-old question.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 11/21/2012
Closure by jbn42 reviews
Before she follows Taylor into the future, Wash needs to clear the air with someone.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2012 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Xanadu by stefanie bean reviews
John Locke's small group carves out a life in the abandoned Barracks despite Locke's increasing instability, while Hurley and Claire get to know each other better as they watch the glam-rock cult favorite, "Xanadu." Set during Eggtown (4x04.)
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,837 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2012 - [Hurley, Claire] Kate, Locke
Peaches And Concrete by GJVL2 reviews
Sometimes, having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting. Sayuri gets her happily ever after, but at what cost?
Memoirs of a Geisha - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/19/2012 - Complete
Circle of Trust: A Lost Counselling Service by Wickedgal08 reviews
Featuring issues with death, parents, confusing ships and much more. Hopefully humorous, and characters are definitely OOC. Don't take this too seriously because I'm not bashing anyone. Featuring new character, Carletta, and every character in the show.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 99,126 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/2/2009
Alternate Ending by ghostwriter5255 reviews
The ending to Dracula is all fine and dandy, but has anyone ever wished for a ... darker ending? My blood-thirsty self decided to write an alternate ending, and it turned out quite good! Enjoy!
Dracula - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Complete
Alone by kaini-industries reviews
The others are gone, Jack and Locke are alone now.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Jack, Locke - Complete
Bruised Peach by unknownsound reviews
A memoir of the life and times of Hatsumomo. Based solely upon the book.
Memoirs of a Geisha - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 150,169 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Complete
Five Kisses by mercscilla reviews
Five times the Commander and his Lieutenant share a kiss. Kiss of Passion, Kiss of Life, Kiss of Desire, Kiss of Promises and Kiss of Love.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/1/2012 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Who are you by scribbles162 reviews
"He sounds like a bit of a tyrant, our Commander," she said and Taylor realised she had no idea who she was talking to. But who was she?
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Commander N. Taylor - Complete
LostBook by LostInLost18 reviews
Imagine if our characters had access to this internet phenomenon! Would the poking wars ever stop? Would the endless random statuses ever stop? Who would interact and what would they have to say? Enjoy!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,533 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 10/3/2010
Taylor Style by morninsunshines reviews
Nonsense story of a Taylor wedding. Had a thought and ran with it.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,839 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Don't mess up with Wash 'coz you might get hurt by Madi92 reviews
A mysterious guest in the Colony makes Wash jealous
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,015 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Let Go by Inu-midoriko reviews
Despite his feelings and better judgement, he let her go. He never should have. Now he's forced to watch her from afar.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2012 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Beards Are Sexy by xyber116 reviews
How Taylor gets his beard.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - [Commander N. Taylor, A. Washington] - Complete
Domestic Etiquette by SkyKissed reviews
Some things change when you let another person in your life. Admittedly, these things are not always pleasant. Still, Wash is fairly certain it's worth it. Wash/Taylor themed snippets centered on the more mundane aspects of life.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,621 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/10/2011 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor
Green Eyed Evenings by SkyKissed reviews
Taylor's not an overly jealous man, not really, and rationality tells him he has no right being jealous now. Somehow that doesn't stop him from hauling Wash out of the interrogation chamber as if she's just betrayed the colony.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,094 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Passion Fruit by scarletalphabet reviews
A heat wave strikes Terra Nova. How do they beat the heat?
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2011 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Intruder by makesometime reviews
She realised if she relented now it was giving him a win he didn't deserve. But at the same time, one he possibly wasn't expecting. Fill for a prompt in the tn ficchallenge Holiday Fic Battle.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/3/2011 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
And So We Meet Again by mercscilla reviews
Meeting outside of the hospital as they so often do but something's different tonight.
Terra Nova - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2011 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Stand by gf7 reviews
Wash and Taylor deal with the emotional repercussions of his decision to cover up a killing done in self-defense - especially to their relationship. Speculative fic for the upcoming episode 01X09 - Versus.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/16/2011 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Bandaged by SkyKissed reviews
Taylor should be out there, searching for Mira's mole and yet here he is, system full of pain meds, fumbling with his bandages. Wash arrives to offer a much needed hand. Wash/Taylor, post Nightfall.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,524 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Commander N. Taylor, A. Washington - Complete
Let Me Help You by makesometime reviews
Inspired by a prompt at the Terra Nova fanfic community over at LJ, missing scene from What Remains.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor
Ludus by makesometime reviews
Nowhere in the recruits' brief did it mention combat training with Nathaniel Taylor himself, because it wasn't strictly meant to happen. But the damn man couldn't help himself. Pre-series ficlet.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
It's The Meteors Fault by SkyKissed reviews
It's because of the meteor he's laying on the floor with his lieutenant. They'd been diving for their lives. It's not his fault they landed so close to one another. Based off the teaser trailer for the NightFall Episode. Wash/Taylor.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Commander N. Taylor, A. Washington - Complete
Only That by LoveFromShinola reviews
Gomez wakes one morning to live his one true torture...
Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Gomez A., Morticia A. - Complete
The Art of Negotiation by SkyKissed reviews
There's a visible difference in the countenance of the Sixer's captives. One seems shaken. Wash...she's just pissed. Another look at the aftermath of the Runaway, focused on our favorite Commander and his second.
Terra Nova - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Commander N. Taylor, A. Washington - Complete
Never Speak of This Again by HumpbackWhales08 reviews
Mr. Linus had always been Alex's favorite teacher. When she invites him to her house for dinner and confesses her feelings, he may or may not feel the same way. Includes Sideways Ben and Alex. OneShot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Ben, Alex - Complete
In Times of Sorrow by oceanicsix reviews
A glimpse at Claire's time alone on the island. Claire/Man in Black and Claire/Charlie. Read and Review!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Claire, The Man in Black
Look After You by LostInLost18 reviews
Suliet, one-shot. Sawyer is getting sick of Vincent following him every time he feels miserable. But then he remembers a story an old friend told him and thinks maybe there's a chance Juliet hasn't left him forever after all.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sawyer, Juliet - Complete
Going by the Books by kab16 reviews
"In the play, Juliet loses everything." How much of who you are is determined by your name? Suliet. Dharma era.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Juliet, Sawyer - Complete
Winner Take All by ibreak4CSI reviews
ShannonBoone. Probably, this game will end up spinning out of control. Probably, they'll both lose. But she can't let it go.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Shannon, Boone - Complete
Being Protector by Delphina2 reviews
Jacob trying to figure out how to be a protector and Man In Black trying to figure out what happened to him and how to get off the island. Starts the day after MIB turned into smoke.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,440 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Jacob, The Man in Black - Complete
Trapped in Hell by Stefy Abbott reviews
This is her prison, a green hell in the middle of nowhere - where she found him, her own death . Implicit Man in Black/Emma. Post-finale.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - The Man in Black - Complete
Forgotten Letter by How Like a Winter reviews
"Baby fingers wrap around the end of a stick that pokes and prods the sand, but Mother's wrist soon closes on Jacob's to steer the scribbles into the shape of a Latin letter." A 31-sentence prompt.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Jacob, The Man in Black - Complete
Beautiful by 16years reviews
"You an' me, Katie. It's all I'm sayin'. Your mama's crazy... you ain't like her. You're special... my beautiful girl."
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Kate - Complete
Belief in Motion by How Like a Winter reviews
50 sentence prompts for Jacob and Esau. A little slash here and there. "With the first rain of the season came a time of rejoicing, running out in the cool showers with his brother to dance under the thundering sky."
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Jacob, The Man in Black - Complete
RICHARD: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a RICHARD unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to end up unwittingly aiding the Man in Black!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Richard - Complete
Locke Plays PacMan by lemony muffins reviews
Locke finds a Pac-Man cabinet and decides to play. Short one-shot, just for fun.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Locke
DAMON: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
GREETINGS! You are now the proud owner of a DAMON SALVATORE unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don't want to end up as his main course, do you? Kidding! Of course, you do.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Damon S. - Complete
Kohl by Miya Morana reviews
Richard Alpert/Jacob. There's something intoxicating in the way Jacob touches him...
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Jacob, Richard - Complete
It Just 'Is' by MyBeautifulWatch reviews
Set Post-Finale... Ben and Kate
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Ben, Kate - Complete
The Men of Faith by Ocho Wolf reviews
Jack finds himself in a small pool after having fulfilled his destiny. But there's still something that's holding him back, so an old friend has come to talk to him one last time...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Jack, Locke - Complete
being born is going blind by InkStainedFire reviews
He'll never save her. A/N: Could be seen as a prequel to my Echoes verse, though it works as a standalone as well. Kate-centric with some Jacob/Kate, MiB Samuel /Kate, and Richard/Kate.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Kate, Jacob - Complete
Our Changing Bodies by Paradisical815 reviews
Richard had never considered the repercussions of a grown man living by himself for thousands of years until Jacob asked him, his deep voice full of innocence, where humans came from. Indignant!Richard and Chill!Jacob.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Richard, Jacob
The Future in Theft by neverbirds reviews
"The tragic thing is, I'm laid here with a pocket full of diamonds, in the asshole of our free nation, hitting bottom because I'm terrified that if I don't, Richard won't need me." Miles/Richard, mentions of Miles/Sawyer and Miles/OC.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,791 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Richard, Miles - Complete
Goodnight by yas-m reviews
Jack is laid to rest by his friends on the island
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Jack, Hurley - Complete
Free by Secoura reviews
Takes place after the events in "What They Died For". Jacob finds where the monster left Richard. *Oneshot*
Lost - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Richard, Jacob - Complete
Siren Song by DevDev reviews
Man in Black/Claire - Her lips are stained with poison.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Claire - Complete
Smoke & Mirrors by How Like a Winter reviews
Ben faces the consequences of joining the false Locke, who is even more dangerous and unpredictable than anyone originally thought. Slash.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Ben, Locke - Complete
The Dream by my-echo reviews
Lilly has a rather disturbing nightmare. It seems that a certain personage is not quite as dead as she had hoped - merely dormant, and waiting. Oneshot.
Legend - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Complete
Your Surrogate Sinner by Mandolin77 reviews
A poem written from the point of view of the portrait, watching as Dorian slowly condemns them both. Rated T for mild language.
Picture of Dorian Gray - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 20 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Dorian G. - Complete
Claire, Disassembled by Menthol Pixie reviews
Three years alone on the Island. Claire... unravels.
Lost - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Claire, Charlie - Complete
What Lies Beneath The Shadow Of The Statue by briteskies reviews
Jacob/Richard. Flashback. A lazy afternoon spent on the beach results in nap-time for Richard and leaves Jacob time to contemplate on a few things while he watches over him.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Jacob, Richard - Complete
Salvage the Pieces, Take it to Heart by oh-masochist reviews
Sometimes he sits close and lets the heat from the fire burn him like her lips like the sun ." Richard/Alex
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Richard, Alex - Complete
Slouching Towards Bethlehem by KhamanV reviews
While waiting for sundown, the other can't resist the temptation to gloat over the coming war. Takes place during Ep 6x6 'Sundown.'
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Locke - Complete
Pure by nessie6 reviews
Drabble. "After so long, it felt almost foreign—this strange weight of someone so young in his arms, the slowly dying boy’s head resting so trustingly against his shoulder."
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Richard - Complete
And So We Stay by HaydnWood reviews
. . .For eternity. SLASH. Richard/Jacob.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Richard, Jacob - Complete
Never touched by javajive reviews
-"Why now? Why after all these years did you just decide to blow poor Wayne up? He come knocking on your door late at night?" - "He never touched me." - Takes place in S3 - about Kate "jumping" Sawyer, not staying the night... -one shot-
Lost - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
Mister Mom by Mrs Don Draper reviews
***ABANDONED*** What if, when Locke moved the wheel, instead of making them stop jumping through time, it turned everyone but him into children? Will he be able to play Mr. Mom to children 10 and under? Will Richard be able to help them?
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Locke, Richard
I Thought I Knew You by Timeloopy reviews
Libby watched Hugo as he passed through her days. He was so alive and she felt so dead. Did he even notice her creeping around the edges of his world? Did he realize that she wasn't always this broken?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/13/2010 - Hurley, Libby - Complete
Where the Harm Is by Luc Court reviews
Set during and post movie, director's cut. Rarely does a battle between light and darkness end without affecting those who participate in it, as Lili discovers and cannot forget.
Legend - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,888 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Complete
As Lucifer by Random-Battlecry reviews
At 17, Rhett visits Savannah and is terribly bored. His only distraction is the romantic drama going on between a proud, beautiful girl and her dark eyed cousin, Philippe Robillard. Rhett, Ellen, Philippe. Everyone was young once.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Complete
Hugo in the High Castle by KhamanV reviews
Kept inside Santa Rosa, Hurley turns to an increased dose of drugs to get Charlie to leave him alone. Dead is dead, dude. But with Charlie's departure comes an unexpected visitor of a much more disturbing type...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Hurley - Complete
The Substance of Things Hoped For by SombraAlma reviews
Boone and Shannon: "She kisses him without thinking about it, because the falling and the pain and the nothing had all been so terrifying and alone."
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Shannon, Boone - Complete
Opposites by Raikune reviews
Jacob fascinates and repulses Esau in equal measure. Sometimes he can't help but give in to the man. Jacob x Esau aka Jacob x Jacob's Nemesis.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Jacob - Complete
Sunlight Shining Ray by Elliotsmelliot reviews
Richard leaves the island to pay one last visit to Locke, only to find him on a walkabout. So he turns to someone else to gain insight on John.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Richard, Locke - Complete
Project: Aleph by KhamanV reviews
In the far future, a desperate man works on an insane plan to save the world. But the companion he tears out of future's weave with him is not so sure of success... Highly speculative. In fact, more than a little cracky. Spoilers to the end of S5.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Jacob - Complete
One Hundred or more years of solitude by Thecricketsarecalling reviews
Richard's life and how he came to the island.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Richard
How To Get Fed To Smokie For Idiots by Teenage.Anomaly reviews
If you want to piss off the various island inhabitants, then this is the story for you! Step by step ways to annoy/piss off/drive to murder the person of your choice! All ships. All of 'em. Stupidity and hilarity galore. I take no responsibility for death
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2009
A Thing Of Convenience by Teenage.Anomaly reviews
Sometimes life backs you into a corner and leaves you with only one way out, and it's through hell. Benjamin Linus was Kate's way out.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,390 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Ben, Kate - Complete
What I've Succumbed To by AlinaLotus reviews
you don't know anything anyway, stupid little girl playing with plastic toy planes and glass hearts::
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Kate, Sawyer - Complete
It Matters by Mrs Don Draper reviews
Rated T for the mention of rape. Locke finds Kate in the jungle after she had been missing for three days. One-shot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Kate, Locke - Complete
The Question That Sticks by Malvolia reviews
Ben's encounter at the end of The Incident leaves him with "one more round of blood on his hands, plus one conversation that refuses, absolutely refuses to die."
Lost - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Ben - Complete
Faust y el rey Midas by Katie-Mariie reviews
Richard doesn't like to get involved with people but saving Ben and becoming an incredibly reluctant father has a way of changing that. SPOILERS: Through "Follow the Leader"
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Richard, Ben - Complete
Back into the Shadows by Captain Hilts reviews
Set during the events of "Follow the Leader." Richard struggles with John's seemingly impromptu plans to visit Jacob, and the fact that he is no longer in control... Oneshot.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Richard - Complete
Apocrypha by KhamanV reviews
Richard might not remember birthdays, or age, or waver before other men. But he does dream - though it is not for us to say he dreams true. Extremely speculative, heavily Egyptian, some events of S5.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Richard - Complete
Hate by Mrs Don Draper reviews
Kate needed a place to hide, and Ben was looking for his next prey.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Ben, Kate - Complete
I Always Have a Plan, John by DharmaGirl07 reviews
A oneshot looking into Ben's mind on the journey to the temple in "Dead is Dead," season 5. How many times does he have to tell John? He always has a plan. Rated T for mild, brief language. Feedback is always appreciated!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Ben, Locke - Complete
Well, Now You Know by intastella burst reviews
Kate has always been fascinated by the concept of adultery. Shippers beware--this is more about deconstructing Kate's brain than it is promoting any particular ship. Prompt: "Always wondered what this'd be like."
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Kate - Complete
His Thoughts Were Red, And His Teeth White by KhamanV reviews
When Richard is sent an unsettling letter, it's left to Ben sort things out. Nobody said he couldn't take a little holiday...
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Ben - Complete
Communites by DFaraday reviews
John Locke has belonged to three communities in his life. Drabble
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Locke - Complete
Full Circle by AbraFilo reviews
Ben thinks of all that Jacob has put him through and thinks of all the injustice in it.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Ben - Complete
Nothing really ends by Last-Summoner reviews
John thinking about their relationship with Ben. BOCKE, yaoi.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Ben, Locke - Complete
Hot Water Music by killyourlights reviews
Juliet remembers Goodwins hands, and pretends Ben isn't reaching for her with his. Ficlet.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Juliet, Ben - Complete
Crash by motorcyclesfly reviews
What was Ben Linus thinking about the moment before Oceanic 815 went down? Brief smutty PWP of the Ben x Juliet variety.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Ben, Juliet - Complete
Spoils of War by Serpent In Red reviews
In the midst of flames, one particular pair of eyes captured his eyes. Considerably darker than other one-shots and multichaptered fics I've written, including "Prisms of Darkness". Be warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Hermione G., Voldemort - Complete
Romeo by killyourlights reviews
A story of unrequited love and rotting corpses. Juliet/Goodwin, Juliet/Ben.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Juliet, Ben - Complete
No Man is an Island by motorcyclesfly reviews
The man with the plan, Benjamin Linus, proves his mettle and saves the island, but not without a little help from Locke. My very first LOST fanfiction piece!
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,962 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Ben, Locke - Complete
Succumb by Thyme In Her Eyes reviews
Lily surrenders herself to Darkness in a way she never imagined possible.
Legend - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
India Rain by PrincessAlica reviews
One shot detailing when India Wilkes lost the attention of Stuart Tarleton to Scarlett O'Hara
Gone with the Wind - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Whisperings of the Silenced by falafel-fiction reviews
Boone reflects over the island's many sacrifices.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Boone, Hurley - Complete
BEN: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a BEN unit. In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don’t want to be involved in a second PURGE do you?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Ben - Complete
Watching by sentiently reviews
Richard/Alex *** And then he began torturing himself, like he did sometimes without even trying. He remembered her as a little girl.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
Curtain'd Sleep by Assimbya reviews
Two nights Lucy spends with Count Dracula.
Dracula - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Lucy Westenra, Dracula - Complete
Lost in 17 Minutes! by Da Phoenix 13 reviews
No, it's not the story of how Jack gets himself lost in 17 minutes... it's the world's shortest and least accurate summary of the show known to mankind! Now complete through the end of season 4.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,843 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Complete
Ben's Island Matchmaker by Jesus.Lives reviews
Don't spend the hiatus crying! There's a special broadcast from the Orchid Station. And YOU can tell Jacob who you want matched on LOST. NOW: CHARLOTTE. Which of our 6 mystery bachelors will be her dream date? Let our host Ben know who YOU want NOW!
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,743 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Kate, Ben
SAYID: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a SAYID unit. In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don’t want to watch poor Nadia being tortured, do you?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sayid - Complete
Mine by Meltalviel reviews
“You’re mine.” The words cut something, too deep down to really name, and Juliet knew she’d never be the same.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Juliet, Ben - Complete
Siren Song by Elliotsmelliot reviews
Rousseau's arrival on the island as interpreted by an enchanted Jacob. Prequel to State of Emergency.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Ben - Complete
SAWYER: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
NAMASTE! You are now the proud owner of a SAWYER unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don’t want to cause a psychic kid to be kidnapped off a raft by HOSTILES do you?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,552 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Sawyer - Complete
JACK: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual by RoseOwl reviews
Namaste! You are now the proud owner of a JACK unit! In order to achieve full use of your unit the reading of this manual is essential. You don’t want to create an “incident,” do you?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007
State of Emergency by Elliotsmelliot reviews
Jacob’s amused and shaken by Flight 815’s unexpected arrival on the island.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Ben - Complete
The Sacrifice the Island Demanded by falafel-fiction reviews
Ensemble Crack!fic. Desmond has a prophetic vision of how the castaways may be rescued from the island. But to ensure their own salvation they must offer up a human sacrifice to the Wicker Man.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,878 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Desmond, Charlie - Complete
Buttock by Chocolatheque reviews
i like this one because it has butt in the title
Lost - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Locke - Complete
Lifeblood by mikachoo reviews
Funny, that the person I hate most in the world should be the one I can’t live without... Oneshot. Boone's reflections on Shannon. Rated M for explicit adult content and language.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/26/2006 - Boone, Shannon - Complete
Sacrifices by txmtc reviews
Locke OC rated M for some mild language
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Locke - Complete
Boo ne by Faran1078 reviews
The Haunting of John Locke: Sometimes death can be fun
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Boone, Locke - Complete
Abandoned by Audio Pineapple reviews
Locke considers how the other survivors treat him. Set after 'The Greater Good.'
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Locke - Complete
Three's a crowd by fading-spark reviews
In the aftermath of The 23rd Psalm, three lives are irrevocably altered forever. CharlieClaireLocke
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Claire, Locke - Complete
Guilty Pleasure by Dreamality reviews
ShannonBoone, precrash. A short story exploring Boone's secret obsession with his stepsister.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Shannon, Boone
Augur by RagnarokSkurai reviews
100 words on each of the Lost characters through Locke's eyes.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2005 - Locke
Less than an Island God by YamiJessi reviews
Some people are graced with survival skills, some are mysterious...and some just barely get by through being normal and flawed. BooneLocke idolworshipping theme with humorous undertones.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2005 - Boone, Locke
What I Can't Do by Gabriella R reviews
A one-shot.. Locke reflects on his "destiny" and his place on the island.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Locke - Complete
Noel by Sunrazor1 reviews
Sometimes, Outside is really the only place to be.
Harsh Realm - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2004
Goldfish by Deebo reviews
Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't,and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.Robert Frost. Boone ponders the many complexities of island life and the nostalgic appeal of goldfish.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Boone, Locke
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The Mulder Curse
Who knew that a few idle words could create a curse? Frohike knows - and so does Byers and Langly. But what IS the curse? How does it affect our Gunmen? And who is there with them? A peek into a possible Afterlife for our heros. Rated T for slight language. Reviews welcome.
Lone Gunmen - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Complete
The Final Tribute
Poor Jacob - he needs comforting before he dies, so he sends for one last "Tribute" from the Temple. He wants someone to be with him...to accept him...to admire his Taweret tattoo. He gets even more than he hoped for. Rated "T" for sexual situation, slight language & wine sampling. Romance, humor and some angst. Hurley makes his appearance as the new "Island Protector".
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Complete
Honorable Hal
Some corrections and a re-submission. Hal the Computer is ruler of a runaway social website. Hal is having problems with a certain Lost "Character". In this brave new, virtual world - what ARE Avatars and the Characters they've "Summoned"? What do the the two groups owe each other? How will Hal judge between them? Science Fiction, Parody, Humor. Rated T. Sayid/Locke.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Sayid, Locke - Complete
Alicia's Adventures In Nathaniel Land reviews
Lieutenant Washington, in pursuit of a strange, thieving dinosaur, falls through a portal...right into a "Wonderland" version of Terra Nova. Who is waiting for her there? Rated T for language and situation. Parody, humor. Thanks to Pilko95 for giving me this idea!
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/6/2013 - A. Washington, Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Hero: The Return reviews
Follows "Hero" and "Hero: The Price". Joe White has finally sent for Fiona...but should she go to him? They love each other - but is love enough to bridge the age gap? Cousin Urban has his doubts. WHY would Fiona want Joe? The fate of Kono is revealed. Can Joe -"the boot camp nightmare"- actually retire? Rated T for language. Drama, romance, a touch of humor & fluff.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Joe W., Steve M. - Complete
Sprigs Of Laurel: Missing Faces
Commander Taylor returns to Terra Nova - only to find ruin and destruction. He is haunted by missing faces. But perhaps there's something he CAN do, for the woman he'd once wanted...Rated T for adult themes.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,843 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Commander N. Taylor - Complete
Hero: The Price reviews
Conclusion to "Hero". Can Joe White save his beloved Fiona from a criminal thug? And what further dangers await them? What price must they pay, to be together? Can Steve and the team possibly help them? Rated T for violence and language.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Joe W., Steve M. - Complete
Hero reviews
Joe White, McGarrett's mentor, has fallen in love. But his new lover is in danger...can Steve and Danny help him? Rated T for violence and language.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Joe W., Steve M.
Sprigs of Laurel, Tokens of Courtship reviews
Conclusion to "Sprigs of Laurel". Wash must witness the Commander's pursuit of a new recruit resembling his late wife. But what about Wash, who loves him? And what will happen to the recruit? Can she accept the situation? Spoiler: "What Remains". Rated
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,676 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/5/2011 - Commander N. Taylor, A. Washington - Complete
Sprigs of Laurel reviews
A certain hologram application has arrived at Terra Nova, and it immediately arrests the attention of the Commander. But how will he react? And how can Wash help him? And what will become of the new recruit? Romance, Angst. Rated T. A few spoilers.
Terra Nova - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,653 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Commander N. Taylor, A. Washington
L u s t: The Satire
A henpecked MIB? A blubbering Jacob? Debased Temple rituals? The REAL Lost lowdown - and a new take on the finale! Satire/parody. MIB, Jacob, Dogen, Claire, Lennon. Rated M for language, situation, violence.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Published: 2/3/2011 - The Man in Black, Dogan - Complete
Alone reviews
What happens after the Light? I've often wondered. Just a short, short speculation about one of the possibilities. Rated T just to be safe. Complete. Reviews welcome. Boone and Locke
Lost - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Boone, Locke - Complete
Smoke reviews
The Black Smoke...what is his story? What is his POV? What was he to Jacob? What are his plans? His yearnings? What does he WANT, period? Related to "Temple Woman". Drama/suspense/humor. Rated T. Reviews welcome.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Jacob, Sawyer - Complete
Temple Woman reviews
Warning: Violence...naughty words...sexual situation. Roxanne is a temple woman - and the battered wife of Lennon. She is a witness to the slaughter of her people. What else will happen to her? Rated T. Reviews welcome.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,158 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Locke, Claire
Set reviews
Set - Egyptian God of Darkness - the Black Smoke. Will he succeed in killing Richard? Will he win his Nebhet? Where is Ben? Rated T for violence and ! situation. Follows my story "Nebhet". Hope you enjoy. Reviews welcome as always.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Ben, Richard - Complete
Nebhet reviews
Couldn't resist speculating on the identity of the "MIB". Spoilers for premiere. Rated T for violence. Thanks for the ideas, theorists! The fate of Richard...what will it be? Who, really, is the "MIB"? Why did he hate Jacob? What will he take next?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Richard, Jacob - Complete
The Rescue of Delos reviews
General Santiago has been forced to execute Inga and Waters. Poor General Santiago...now what will he do with himself? A tongue-in-cheek study of the General and his secret "artistic" and physical yearnings. Rated T for language and situation.
Harsh Realm - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,253 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Complete
Island Escape! reviews
This ends the series "Island Angst", "Island Spy", & "Island Proposal". John Locke & Crystal Flower's raucous Island wedding! Jack, James & their escape plans! What can go wrong? Drama & parody...rated T for language & situation. Please R&R.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,166 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Jack, Sawyer - Complete
Island Proposal reviews
Everyone deserves love, right? Even John Locke, the Island Dictator? Another experiment in short, short, story writing. Related to "Island Angst" and "Island Spy". Please R&R...I'm wondering whether to continue this. The next might be "Island Escape"!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Locke
Island Spy reviews
My experiment continues - this time with Sawyer. What nefarious activities has James been up to, after "The Incident"? Warning: salty language and dicey situations...remember - this is Sawyer! Rated T. Reviews - good or bad - are welcome. Hope you enjoy!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Sawyer, Jack - Complete
Island Angst reviews
What is the WORST case scenario for Jack Shepherd following "The Incident"? Here is MY version. Spoilers to Season 5. Rated T.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Jack, Richard - Complete
Secretarial Hell
Warning: Not politically correct! Rated T for salty language, etc. NOTE: I DO NOT OWN LOST, John Locke or any other character from the T.V. series. I write only for fun. A fed-up secretary confronts her lecherous boss and the dead return! Satire, R&R.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,557 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Locke - Complete
The Hunt For Locke's Libido
Bearing cookies and Mata Hari postcards, the SLL Club is on expedition...and saving Locke's Libido is their objective! What will befall them as they wend their witless way thru the jungle? The tragic fate of the Hurley Bird is finally revealed. Can Destiny Fortune reach the noble Locke's Libido, before he dies of loneliness and sugar deficiency? Rated T. Humor/parody.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Locke
Save Locke's Libido! reviews
Somewhere on a South Pacific Island...a John Locke's Libido is endangered! Who will go to his aid? Do you have it in your heart to help? Parody and humor...the result of a private joke with friend Will. Rated T. R&R. Hope it makes you laugh!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Locke
Jacob's Daughter reviews
The Scarlet Shift needed a rewrite...and a title change! So here it is COMPLETE! What does the Dark Man have against Jacob? Could Jacob's beautiful, wayward daughter be playing a role? Rated T for violence and...you know. Reviews encouraged. Thanks!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Richard - Complete
The End Of Lulu reviews
This story ends my series of "Lulu Alpert" stories. The others were "The Courtship Of Lulu", "The Marriage Of Lulu" and "Raunchy Games". Lulu Alpert seeks to escape her overheated husband, John Locke...but can she? SHOULD she? What about the baby?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Locke, Richard - Complete
Raunchy Games reviews
Lulu Alpert...forced to marry John Locke, The Chosen One. What was it like for her, when they were alone? Despotic Locke and his strange games... Reviews are very welcome!
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Locke, Richard
Cthilda reviews
This is an old story I wrote, originally placing it in the "Lost" catagory exclusively. Dread Cthulhu's offspring, Cthilda, appreciates her human slaves, who make life so livable on the Island of New R'lyeh. And then...there are her memories of Ben. Rated T, parody, horror. Boone, Shannon, Ben. Even at this late date, reviews are welcome. Who misses the "Island"? I do! Enjoy
Crossover - Lost & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Complete
Cooking Lesson reviews
The sequel to "Dinnertime For Mr. Locke". POV Miranda. Rated T. What does Miranda REALLY think of John Locke? And what does she fear the most? Can a "cooking lesson" truly save her casserole?
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Locke, Richard - Complete
The Marriage Of Lulu reviews
Ever wonder what happened after Lulu Alpert ritually married John Locke? Well, this story answers a question or two...such as why she was ever placed in such a position. Follows "The Courtship of Lulu". Rated T.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Locke - Complete
The Courtship Of Lulu
Lulu is Richard's cousin, but she rejects the destiny he plans for her...which also means rejecting John Locke. An "Evil Locke" story, it was formerly rated "M" because of its forced marriage theme. Reviews welcome.
Lost - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Locke, Juliet - Complete
Dinnertime For Mr Locke reviews
Every night Richard sends another woman to bring the poor, lonely "Chosen One" his dinner...but suppose "The Chosen One" wants more from one of them? I LOVE reviews...bad or good. Rated T for John's racy fantasies!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Locke, Richard - Complete
Jungle John Finds A Mate reviews
Poor, overwrought, embittered Locke finds a forgotten 815 Survivor in the jungle. It's farce at first sight...and a few other things. Rated for language and situation.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,363 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Locke, Vincent - Complete