This is a home for all those wee ideas that will never amount to more than they are. They should stand alone as little one shots but unlike one shots I write for the purpose of being a one-shot these are likely to be the ones I've attempted before settling on an actual storyline for slightly longer works. Rating is for language.

Severus really just wanted a scotch. Preferably Minerva's. Instead he now has to navigate parenting a teenager, hunting horcruxes and maintaining his own sanity.

A five-year relationship between Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy end in heartbreak after Draco's engagement to Astoria Greengrass. Fifteen years later, there is an attack by a group of Dark Wizards in Paris while Scorpius Malfoy is there vacationing with his mother. Being a squib, the teenage boy is defenseless in the face of danger but is save from a stray spell by Lyra Granger.

What would have happened if Sakura had been seeking out strength earlier? Well I'll tell you, she would have run into Genma while reading and that's how it started. Maybe She will end up catching some ninja's eyes, who knows!

Newlyweds Harry and Hermione Potter are celebrating their honeymoon, when suddenly they are yanked out of their marriage bed, and flung through time. They land in the middle of the Great Hall of Hogwarts, during the Champions Choosing Ceremony in the 1994-95 Triwizard Tournament! Harry/Hermione; Time Travel! Character Bashing: Albus, Ron, Molly, Ginny, Severus, and others!

After the Yule Ball Harry, Ron and Hermione decide to make a sibling ritual forming a new House and everything that ensues after that. Wolfstar, Nevmione, Huna, Drinny and Ravender. Soulmate au, Found Family, Latina Hermione, Hero Harry, Prophet Ron. First published on Ao3 by the same title and username.

Alastor Moody lost his wife and daughter during an attack on his home. Fifteen years later, a girl turns up in St Mungo's. Inspired by The Auror's Daughter by Amiliana

17 years have passed since the Cullen's left. Vampires have revealed themselves. Everyone's got a soulmate. Girls are planning their fairy-tale weddings. Bella knows who her soulmate is, but refuses to accept it. If he wants her, he came come crawling back. Oh, and vampires can procreate! Who knew? Jasper/Bella. OOC. AU. Everyone's nuts. Forget everything you know. Just go with it!

The 4th Shinobi War ended. Peace was achieved at a terrible price. Once again Naruto and Sasuke raged in battle competing to become Hokage. Determined to save the future of her people Sakura gave her life to end their quarrels. What happens when instead of trusting the future to Naruto and Sasuke, Hagoromo chooses another? All chapters rewritten and story completed!

Hermione overused her time turner. Only to find herself in a cave, face to face with Sirius Black. Things go sideways now the convict has access to the brightest witch her age. A young woman prone to befriending elves and defending victims. Badass and Aged-up Hermione/Sirius.

The methods Unspeakables used in their attempts to combat squibs were unexpected. Saul Croaker is a main character but...I cannot find him on the list!

Sakumo comes home from a critical mission with more than just a successful report, Kakashi soon finds himself an older brother to a pink-haired girl.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy met years before either of them went to Hogwarts. She might not have been his first choice for a friend, but he couldn't ask for a better one. Even if her parents were muggles.

While out to eat with her friends Hermione runs into her ex boyfriends, will they finally give her the chance to tell them what really happened at the end of the war.

Twelve years have gone by since Paul and Bella walked away from La Push and reached for success. When they unexpectedly run into each other, the pack suddenly comes trickling back into their lives. Time changes people but can it change traditions? AU/OOC

Hermione strikes down Voldemort after he kills Harry and Ron. Then she disappears and reappears just when someone else needed her. Rated M for language. Time travel. (HGSB, JPLE, RLOC, RBPE)

Bella Swan thought she was an ordinary girl until a vampire bit her and she was saved by her boyfriend's brother. Now, Bella doesn't know what she is, but she certainly isn't human! When everything she knows is a lie, can Jasper save his true mate and help her figure out what she's becoming before it's too late? ON HOLD.

Re-Mastered/Reposted Version of the 'My Shit Hot Boots' Series of 3 stories as 1 complete story. She just wanted him to see who she really was. He didn't but someone else did. Now everyone knows she's a force to be reckoned with. Bella's P.O.V AU Bella/Garrett DISCLAIMER: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.

[HG/SS] AU: Neville's nervous twitch causes a really severe potions explosion that hits his lab partner, Hermione Granger. Her life is drastically changed forever. [Completely Crack] (COMPLETE)

A foul-mouthed werewolf awakens as one Sakura Haruno and decides upon one thing. Mess with the timeline as much as she can and have a grand time doing so. While doing so she gains multiple rivals, an epic sword, and the many changes her switch brings about. Now, if only she didn't have to act as though her changes were natural when they weren't, and what's that about a clan?

Hermione Granger is now six years old and is taking her lessons in magic to Ásgarðr! Loki only thinks he's prepared to teach Hermione how to use her seiðr, but what happens when Ásgarðr agrees with Hermione more than anyone could have imagined feasible?

In which Voldemort in all his arrogance forgets why the eldest Potters are feared by all of the old blood, and in doing so, unleashes the full force of their family against him sending Wizarding Britain aflame. Now enjoy watching Lord Charlus and Lady Dorea Potter lead Harry, Sirius, and company into one hell of a ride complemented with Marauder level hijinks.

SSHG, AU, Sirius Black hates Severus Snape. When an ugly confrontation occurs between them at Grimmauld Place, Sirius throws an old Black family curse at him, only to have Hermione Granger attempt to stop him. She's hit head-on, and everything changes— starting with her. (NC/Crack) COMPLETE

SSHG, AU, Thanks to some vindictive "accidental" magic, Severus Snape gains something wholly unintended. (COMPLETE)

Finally, Harry is off to Hogwarts, happy to get as far away from the Dursleys as possible. The only problem is that he had no idea how to find Platform Nine and Three Quarters. Fortunately, the parents of a bushy haired girl are there to help him find his way...

AU, SSHG, Severus has made many choices in life. Some good, some terrible. But when he tears down Hermione for calling Lily selfish, that warm spot he thought was all Lily Evans suddenly disappears. Now, Sirius says he wants to reward his defence of Lily by showing him where he and his mates go some nights. What will he choose?

Team 7 would be either the worst disaster the village had ever seen, or the true Sannin of Konoha. Whichever it was, they would do it together. (Or, Sakura isn't who everyone thinks she is, including herself, and that changes everything.)

After being confronted by Pepa after the Crack Incident, Mirabel is left with a life-altering injury. As she slips further and further away from her family because of it, can they catch her before she slips too far? Based on my one shot The Crash of Thunder.

Loki discovers a small Midgardian child lying asleep in his mother's sacred garden. Is one child enough to alter the future ahead?

Sakura and Deidara after marrying have to face a new and old enemy while navigating through sudden parenthood and other complications

The arrival of a surprise baby changes the course of the war. This is pretty much just fluff...complete in five chapters.

The Cullens never return after Bella's disastrous birthday party. Instead, she's turned into a vampire, discovers her gift, and lives her life. Now, eighty-five years later she's back and so are the Cullens! But all is not well. Is Bella a nomad as she says, or is she running from something? Or someone? Bella/Jasper. OOC. AU.

One minute I'm in Malfoy Manor, the next I'm being yelled at for dying. Again. Apparently, I'm rather good at it. It's honestly not that shocking. But then I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. I don't care what they do to me, but they fucked up when they killed Hermione. - ****STORY IS BEING CONTINUED ON A03. Start on A03!******

Fourteen years after Draco and Hermione break up, Draco accompanies his son, Scorpius, to Kings Cross for his first year at Hogwarts. Thirteen-year-old twins, Mila and Milo, get their first in person glimpse of the father that abandoned them before birth. After Mila confronts her father for abandoning them, Draco seeks Hermione out on the platform to find out what the hell is going

Sakura experiments with chakra control at the age of 6 and accidentally saves Shisui. Danzo puts a kill on sight order out for the girl. By the time they let her leave ANBU Headquarters she has a silver haired friend. Kakashi wonders how a pink haired girl can so heavily disrupt his life. KakaSaku

Draco decides to go along with parental expectation, giving up his current relationship. Seven years later, Hermione is back with a suspiciously blonde child and husband in tow. Short, slightly angsty, questionable pureblood ideals and their effects.

A little after the Fantasia Insadent Bickslow's Babies started to get a little protective over Lucy and no one knows why they started doing it. . .

He left me; I didn't even try to follow him. I'm better than that, I deserve better than that! I'm over him, why? Because the rose-tinted glasses were removed, that's why! Bella/Alistair DISCLAIMER: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.

Four strangers get trapped in a cabin, and it's the start of something beautiful.

I couldn't believe the news, my father was hurt. No, my father was injured by a teenage shapeshifter fighting an equally teenage vampire. I can't believe it, the supernatural in Forks of all places! Bella/Garrett DISCLAIMER: Twilight and its characters belong to S. Meyer. Otherwise, the rest is my musings on an AU.

AU. At Harry's August 1995 trial in front of the Wizengamot for use of underage magic and violating the Statute of Secrecy, Lucius Malfoy and Dolores Umbridge got Harry convicted, and got Harry sentenced to death by Kiss. ("Kind" Dumbledore asked that Harry be "merely" sent to Azkaban for life.) But as the Dementor is drawing close to Harry, something unexpected happens. H/Hr

"Do you love me?" asked Hermione. "I do. Since 1970," he replied. [Image from Google]; Time-travel fic.

In their 5th year James, Sirius and Remus over hear a conversation that makes them reconsider their opinions of the 'future Death Eaters'. The Marauders stop bullying, but guilt eats at James until he decides to apologize. That summer James tracks down Severus, but sees something that crushes his beliefs of the evil Slytherins … – Yaoi Boy x Boy

The night of Antonio's ceremony Mirabel doesn't see the cracks because the miracle blessed her to share in Antonio's gift. However, the great transformers can speak to the Miracle and talk to their new queen, the future keep of the eternal flame. How will the story change if Mirabel knows her true purpose in the family and the animals help her become the leader she is meant to be.

AU, SSHG, As young dental students, they hadn't always had a steady income, so her parents got her a few things as a baby they had no idea would affect the remainder of her life. (M for triggers)

During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.

Mirabel goes through a traumatic experience which leads to a life changing occurrence but luckily Tio Bruno is there and Mirabel learns about his 2nd job. This takes place 5 years after the movie. Warning: mentions of rape and blood. Enjoy. Don't like? Don't read! I added a missing chapter after I realized it was accidentally deleted and I had to rewrite it. Ch. 9 Mirabel's Choice

AU, SSHG, Crack, In a world where Lily lived, life was not perfect for Severus Snape. Hope came with the arrival of Hermione Granger who first became his apprentice, friend, and then so much more. But old friends are not happy with his happiness, and one spell changes everything.

[HG/SS] AU: Tom Riddle's diary didn't start with Ginny. In fact, it started with Lucius Malfoy. Taking over his mind, Tom found a sacrifice to use in the Chamber of Secrets to "prepare" the Chamber for his resurrection. He really should have read the fine print when remaking spell required the "kiss of the basilisk."

Kakashi is pretty sure putting him in charge of three impressionable children is just a Capital A stupid idea. But what Hokage says, goes. So here goes nothing he guess. After all, how hard can it be? (not even two weeks later and Iruka had to make an intervention, for the sake of everyone's sanity.)

Hermione wasn't supposed to fall in love again, not after Ron gave his life to save hers. She hasn't been able to fly since that horrible night, either. Now she doesn't have a choice. Fly and re-enter the magical world again, or give it all up. Good thing her best friend happens to know a brilliant flight instructor. Now if only she could stop staring at his arse.

"Help I've fallen and I can't get up" Deidara croaked, making Sakura snort and call him a liar even as she approached and held out her hand to him, with a glint of mischief in his visible iris he gripped her hand and yanked her down on top of him, initiating their first kiss in years until they were rudely interrupted by Kakashi. (Sequel being written) (Set in AU World)

Severus' daughter was stolen from his home the night the Potter's were killed. After nearly 10 years, he's realized she's been in front of him for years, hidden in plain sight, and he'll battle the world to get her back. Dark!Hermione, Dark!Severus, Dumbledore!Bashing Slytherin!Hermione ALL AU ALL THE TIME. (NOT A SNAMIONE FIC!)

Kakashi found another way to satiate his hunger.

At age seven Hermione was told to run by her mother, to run and not look back. Being who she is, she followed those directions to a T. Only she got lost in the woods on the night of a full moon. What happens when Remus finds her and doesn't kill her? What would her life be like if she were raised by a Marauder? How would it change her years at Hogwarts? HR is a 4th year by chpt. 5

When the wizarding war takes a dark turn, Hermione is thrown back into the past- straight to Potter Cottage in Godric's Hollow. Now she has the chance to change everything for the better, even if it means erasing the childhood she treasured and writing her friends out of her life. But when her presence alters the timeline, she has to prove to the Order the truth of her future.

Some people never go crazy, What truly horrible lives they must live. -Charles Bukowski They aren't my characters, but I just had to play with them.

Clever, logical, charming and well mannered, equipped with common sense, Hermione Granger takes the wizarding world by surprise and changes the course of history as we know it. Slytherin!Hermione. Slytherin!Harry. Eventual Harry/Hermione.

While attending the Academy, Sakura's field experience assignment with the Konohagakure Intelligence Division ends up being more valuable than she'd ever guess.

Strangely, the human body can stand a lot of punishment and yet, shatter like fragile glass. Severus withstood abuse for all his life, both at home and at Hogwarts so was it to anyone's surprise when he decided to take his own life to end his suffering? Alas, Severus's life didn't end there and so, his classmates, professors and strangers sit to watch the many lives of Severus.

Bella/Marcus...Don't worry, Marcus, in this story is a hot piece of man meat. He doesn't look like a gran daddy or count Dracula. This story is rated Mature. Click on this story and enjoy. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE. R&R!

Harry Potter never wanted to compete in the tournament in the first place. And when his name mysteriously came out of the goblet, he still didn't. So he did what any sensible wizard would do, and didn't care. [Harry x Hermione - best friends to romantic]

In which Bella is confident, cheerful and striving for a happy (second) life. Cullen Clan, meet little Miss Positivity. (Self Insert)

An AU story. Harry is rescued from the Dursley's aged 7 and befriended by Hermione. Both children are inevitably raised by Sirius (Released under trial) and Remus. Follows their youth and Hogwarts years, with a heavy focus on a non-Dumbledore lead resistance group. No pairings decided yet. Hermione's POV. Dumbledore Bashing. Rating may change. Uploading a chapter a week.

A twist in the tale changes everything for Bella when Edward bites her and accidentally changes her on her first day itself in Forks, leaving a clueless newborn all alone.

Naruto and Sakura have gone insane. Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

Sakura is an artificially made life by Orochimaru, after a year of being abandoned she is found by Asuma Sarutobi and his teammates who search through the base she's in and he decides to adopt her into the Sarutobi Clan, AU World where Minato didn't die but was reversed back into a baby and grows up alongside Naruto as his brother, lots of twists

One look at her best friends' guilty expression, and Hermione Granger knows what's coming next, she's been expecting it, however, she had no idea hearing the spoken words would hurt so intensely. AU.

SSHG, AU: He's been with her all her life through the best and worst times, only she never knew it.

SSHG, AU. Harry and Ron make a really stupid wish just as someone chucks a wishing stone into his cauldron hoping he will wish for something super embarrassing. They never expected it to work. (M for mature themes/violence)

Hermione's world was filled with pain and suffering. Certainly more than any child should have to go through. Everything changed the day two men came knocking at her parent's door. Will Hermione finally be able to have a life without horror, or will it only get worse? AU DM/HG, other couples.

Harry's life ended at the Final Battle, yet the light prevailed. Hermione attempts to move on with her life after Harry leaves her the title of Lady Potter, but an accident with a Potter Family Heirloom sends her hurtling through time, and back into war.

When Sakura was born her parents knew she'd be different, so decided to be the best parents they could be to their daughter, as she grows up a certain Uchiha becomes her very first friend and instills the Will of Fire so deeply into Sakura and before entering the academy meets and befriends Shino and oh did i mention she has an obsession with bugs isn't that just great!

Sakura is part-siren, part-human, and learning how to deal with a nest of lovable dorks. But nothing seems impossible in the sleepy little town of Old Pines, where magic hangs heavy in the air and a certain werewolf has learned to stop pissing everywhere. Sort of. Sequel to Equinox. Monster AU. Polysaku af.

Flung back into the Warring Clans Era without the help of their sensei, Team Seven swear to avenge him and everyone else they lost. Zetsu would never know what was coming for him, and Kaguya's unfinished business would remain that way. They'd pay for taking sensei away. Of course it would've been far easier if Naruto hadn't decided to mess with their genetics on the way back.

2 Months after the Cullens left in New Moon and Bella comes back into their lives in a twist of fate. She will need them more than ever before, and they need her more then some of them are willing to admit. Very family oriented. Carlisle/Bella but of the father/daughter variety and Jasper/Bella, sibling relationship. Normal Pairings. All Cullens present (eventually).

Harry and Hermione are neglected by their parents. They become friends before they start Hogwarts and they used their friendship, magic and intellect to propel themselves into making a mark in history. Minimal bashing. Potters live. Harry isn't the boy who lived.

What if Hermione told the truth about why she was atacked in first year?

[HG/SS] AU/Crack: Severus Snape has to deliver the acceptance letter to the Granger home thanks to Minerva being sick with the cat flu. He has no idea how this one event will change his life forever. SSHG/HEA (COMPLETE)

Bella jumps off a cliff and Victoria is there to save her. Will Bella escape with no one coming to her rescue? Rated M for language and eventual lemons.

A tender moment between Severus and Hermione in a very dangerous situation. Rated M for a reason.

Wildflowers are the worlds half-glass of water. To some, they're weeds. To others, their beautiful flowers. The best thing about wildflowers, of course, is that, as beautiful as they are, they are far more tenacious than any mere weeds, and ten times harder to get rid of once bloomed. Haruno Sakura has the soul of a Wildflower. (Sequel to More Than Just A Wallflower)

Sakura comes from a village that gets massacred when she's five and ends up in the Hidden Leaf Village, stuck in the orphanage for the first year until a few months after entering the academy to become a shinobi, Sakumo Hatake takes an interest in her and adopts her, her memories are sealed but she regains her interest in poisons and befriends Shikamaru, AU, NO SASUSAKU REQUESTS

[HG/SS] Hagrid bred some of his 'armless animals together to "help" the Potters defend themselves from the Dark Lord. It does not end has he hoped. EWE, AU, Not Canon, Crack [COMPLETE]

""Do you enjoy sex?" Shikamaru asked bluntly. I just can't believe I'm talking about this, and with Shikamaru, of all people, Sakura thought." Sakura is in for a surprise. Or, rather, a series of surprises. Shikasaku. Lemon.

Sakura is half-siren, half-human, and 100% unprepared for what waits for her when she moves to a little seaside town. A place where calling someone a monster always receives the answer: "….well, duh". Monster AU. Multisaku.

Sakura sees dead people. Well, two dead people to be exact. Everything changes. Sakura-centric. Indra/Sakura/Ashura

An innocuous letter from Theo Nott to his father alters Hermione Granger's life forever. Begins in second year, will continue beyond that. AU, focuses primarily on the siblings

Series of Smutty stories revolving around Hermione, the Weasleys and a few others. Paring Hermione with each. Victor Krum, Ron, Charlie, Bill, Draco, Twins, George, Fred, and maybe a few others if I feel up to it. Smut Smut Smut.

What if Hermione needed help getting onto the platform and asked a certain set of twins who are desperate for someone to understand them? The story of Hermione's first year and a different side of the twins. AU where Voldemort is non-existent.

At the end of his rope, Harry makes a desperate bid to reclaim his life... all of it. A brief time travel fic.

2 weeks after the war and Sakura has to take care of the not so dead Hokages, while everyone seem to forget about her. Sadly Kurama and his follower seem to be following her and how did she end up with the fox contract?

I wrote this quickly, because I have never actually seen a fic about Hermione going to Neville with the Yule Ball after he asks her, and more importantly, the potential for a romance to come out of that scenario. I wrote this quickly, but please enjoy it! Review if you want - I always love to hear the thoughts of my readers!

Bella gets pregnant by Edward and she goes and gets help from the Volturi and Denali covens. She tries to find Edward and his family but they had completely disappeared. She raises the duodecaplets by herself and same family both by blood and choose. Now it is 4 years later…

Naruto became Hokage and Sasuke returned to build a life with Karin. They found their places in life and now it was time for her to find hers. After the war many had been revived in a sign of mercy from the gods, the Akatsuki among them. It came to Konan's attention that a fellow powerhouse kunoichi would need a helping hand.

A Time-Travel Soul-Bond fanfiction. As they gaze into the sunset hands intertwined coming to the end of their lives Harry and Hermione reflect upon the they're life and realize that they lived a good life even during the beginning and ending of the war but they plan on making those good old days better. Molly, Ginny, Ron bashing. I'm bad at summaries but it's a good read.

This is the sequel to The Unconventional Convention. Bella is enjoying her new life with her mates and family. We all know that drama will not stay away forever. How will our triad handle the rough waters ahead? Read on and find out.

COMPLETE! Fed up with her family's mourning since leaving Bella behind, Rosalie returns to Forks to prove that the stupid human is just fine without them. But what she finds is not what she expected. And that will not do. **A canon-based, drabblish AU New Moon fic.

What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong.

Harry and Hermione are betrayed by Ron during the horcrux hunt and this story is the result.

[HG/Loki] AU: There's far more to Hermione Granger than anyone ever expected. Most of all, herself. EWE, NC, M for Safety [COMPLETE]

What if Gaara had a twin? What if that twins name was Sakura? What if Rasa claimed she'd died during childbirth and was stillborn, but had really sent her off? What if Orochimaru found her and took her in? And Sakura was spiritual and had a love of everything! Non Uchiha Massacre and the Fourth Hokage and his wife are still alive, Minato's not the Hokage, Kagami Uchiha is alive

Professional. Intelligent. Intuitive. Haruno Sakura is the assistant every boss wants. She is smart, she is capable, and she is experienced. Operating with her own hard and fast rules, Sakura has one, very important personal rule. Never fall in love with your boss. However, being indispensable to Uchiha Itachi will put that rule under heavy duress. AU. [COMPLETE]!

After the events of Phoenix, Bella struggles to resume her 'normal' life. But all things change and when Bella is turned unexpectedly, she must rediscover who she is and where she stands. (B/J)

"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr

Very loosely based on the Reptilia28 Don't Fear the Reaper Death Challenge, whereby Harry gets to relive his life. As do a couple of other people. What effect does this have on Harry's life and the Voldemort Blood wars? Not a Discworld crossover, but some guest appearances by Death's granddaughter. Some character bashing. No Cursed Child or Fantastic Beasts. COMPLETE.

AU story in which there's a hiccup in the narrative third year. Harry is bit by Lupin trying to protect Hermione. Shortly after that Hermione learns she's a Veela. And their worlds shift as their new identities grow. Grey Dumbledore, AU, Veelaness and lycanthropy, UPDATE- Chapter deleted for rewrite

Hermione Granger finds herself given the opportunity to go back and save people, defeat Voldemort earlier. So, why can't Gideon and Fabian Prewett just leave her alone already! Rated M for later chapters. Fabien PrewettXHermione GrangerXGideon Prewett

[Hermione/Loki] Loki has been kicked out of Ásgarðr for bad behaviour. Odin thinks his frost giant heritage is to blame. But is it really?[AU/NC/EWE] (Not even trying for canon, sorry) COMPLETE

Hermione was always meant to have much more involvement in the winning of the Second Wizarding war, she needed a little more incentive, the death of her parents, now she has the power and smarts to win this war on her own and maybe find a little love along the way, Major Molly and Ron bashing, Harry has lost his way but he will find his way back, after all she is family now

Summary: [HG/SS] AU/NC Once upon a time, Bellatrix Lestrange created a monstrous beast to do her bidding. However, it doesn't work out quite the way she planned. The beast escapes the hands of one master only to be enslaved by another— one that no one believed would ever do such a thing. (COMPLETE)

(REWRITE POSTED AND COMPLETED ON SEP STORY) Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-

Tenzo returns from a long mission away from the village. And to his horror he discovers that Orochimaru has a "daughter"...and that she has the mokuton.

Set two years after New Moon. Edward never came back and Bella is at college trying to pull her life together. She meets up with the one Cullen she never thought she could have anything in common with. Definately a Team Jasper story. Rated M for lemons

Jasper dodges a bullet of massive proportions on that fateful rainy day in Philly. How will his life be in the future when he meets his very human mate! JASPER/BELLA, with Peter and Charlotte thrown in the mix for fun. ENJOY!

The Second Wizarding War has ended and the victors are left to pick up the pieces. But for one Hermione Granger, peace may not be all it's made up to be...

I have spent the last sixty years avoidin' the Cullens, my brother told me in the beginnin', her plans for me. Shit! that was not the future I had intended for myself, so I made the decision to never met her, the little control freak. Twilight AU Short Story. Jasper's P.O.V

This is all Remione all the time. After Hogwarts, both over 21. This particular paring is one of my favorites. They are so perfect for each other. Yet many people don't write for them to the determent of all. So I am preparing to write some to correct this unfortunate state of affairs. Lots of Lemons, Lots of fluff... Eventually. :) If you don't like it, don't read it.

The Volturi find Bella in Florence Italy. She is bat shit crazy and completely out of her mind. She is brazen and very out spoken. she doesn't take shit from no one. Come find out what happens when Bella joins the guard and turns the ruling coven inside out with her unique brand of insanity. Bella & Demetri story so if that is not your cup of tea... Rated Mature. (Demetri POV)

What if Sakura found a best friend before Ino came to her rescue? So what if a lost puppy brings Sakura to the attention and friendship of the Inuzuka's, we now see a different girl. Having more strong women as role models,Tsume and Hana, along with a boy and his dog as best friends,Sakura will grow up showing more self confidence and some strength she didn't know she had.

When Bella moves to Forks she meets the Cullens and notices that they are different. When she figures out what they are, she decides to take a walk in the woods only to find her destiny in a wounded soldier, Jasper Whitlock. She not only helps his physical wounds to heal, but helps to heal his heart as well. The only problem is, Maria wants her soldier back.

[HG/SS] Hermione was always different. One day different came crashing into her mother's garden in a tangle of wings, claws, and teeth. Did she run? Yes— to the cupboard to get bandages and ointment. Little did she know that this one event would set the course of her entire life.

In which Genma is a mother hen, Kakashi is a lost puppy/big brother, and Sakura unwittingly makes them all a family. Everything began when Sakura attracted the attention of two lost, broken men. From then on, she couldn't help crossing the path of several ninja and becoming a permanent fixture in their lives, slowly evolving into a strong medic-nin over the years. M just in case

Bella realizes that the Cullen have been doing terrible things to her for Edward. When Alice come to get Bella and takes her to Voltura to save Edward from exposing himself to the humans and getting himself killed for it, Bella take her chance to get her revenge on the entire family; not only for her, but for her mates as well! Jasper/Bella/Peter! ONE SHOT, and rated VERY MATURE!

We kept screwing up 'till we thought there was no going back. Anyone who messed with the Akatsuki had to be stupid, but I think insane would describe her better..that girl who threw a sneaker at the back of my head. And as corny as it sounds, she was the one who taught us how to laugh in the rain. 54!

This story will be different! Bella is sent back in time with a person from the Jasper's past to break the him free from two evil women, before he is turned. What changes will occur? Will Bella and the Major have there happily ever after? Read and find out! The sequel to this fic is finally up. (Free at last from the truth of the past) read this one first or you will be lost.

Set during New Moon. The Cullens leave and Bella eventually finds herself in need of help... again. She ends up with the vampires she least expected... SORRY! I really suck at summaries. eventually M

"Don't you understand? He'll die if you don't!" She just shrugged a shoulder at her, "I understand perfectly. What you seem to fail to understand is just how little I care. What happens to him is not in any way my problem." NC/AU. Peter's POV unless otherwise stated. Rated for Language

she will bring down a god for them and carve her name out into this world with her bare hands. sasusaku-ish.

NM A/U. Alice and Edward have been plotting Bella's demise for some time now. Why? And what do the Volturi have to do with anything? Read to find out! [This story might become M later]

Hermione Granger is named Teddy Lupin's guardian in his parents' will and George is there for her. Charlie is cool, Percy is cool, Harry's a wreck. This is a rewrite of my story 'Haven'. Happily George/Hermione through and through. EWE? Some minor differences from last two books. NEW CHAPTER UP!

Sakura decides that she's tired of being the weak link, and she's fed up with being ignored by her sensei. So, she takes matters into her own hands and decides to study and train. However, Anko overhears her determined stance and takes the poor girl under her wing. Instead of becoming a heavy hitter, Sakura becomes a silent hunter nin with help from Anko and Ibiki. (Edited)

Kreacher can't watch his master die of despair, He gets the high elves of the undying lands to reset Harry's life to just before his eleventh birthday so together they can set things right. I don't own Harry Potter all rights to the great JKR!

Happy Birthday Remus Lupin! WARNING: Rated for language and smut! Two-shot.

Carlisle comes back to check on Bella four months after they left. What will he find when he sees what their leaving has done to Bella? What happens when Billy gets sick of Charlie's acceptance and nudges him toward the truth? Rated M for language and eventual smut. Don't like the pairing, don't read. If you recognize it, it's not mine. ON HIATUS

A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.

Seven years after the Cullens left, Bella is working towards her goal of becoming a doctor, but has one last step to go before graduation and that is a medical convention in Seattle. What happens when she runs into a familiar face she never expected to see again? How will she react to what she learns? Join Bella on her journey and see where it leads.

Bella always believed Edward left her because she was human but little did she know that he is running because her blood had started to change and his pull towards her withered. After he leaves, Bella finds herself and lives her life. What happens when years later, her and her coven come across the Cullen's? How will they react to the new Bella Swan?

What would of happened if Fred, George and Lee met Hermione on the train to Hogwarts? What would of happened if they became best friends? Forget the Golden Trio I give you the Platinum Quartet! I don't own Harry Potter or this would have happened in the books! Reviews make me write faster. I appreciate constructive criticism but I am dyslexic. Oh, and I don't own the picture xoxo

Rebelling against Edward's crushing protectiveness, Bella races for La Push. Goal in sight, she crashes, shattering her truck and her body. Jasper, discovering Bella gravely injured and bleeding profusely, pulls her from the wreckage. Fighting the lust for her blood was only the first battle. Violence, adult themes. Jasper/Bella *Award Winning*. Violence, language, adult themes.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.

what if Fugaku found sakura as a three year old while on a misson and becomes her father. see sakuras adventure with the uchiha clan along with her new foster family with Fugaku as her father. might be some itasaku or sasusaku

Betrayed by Weasleys, Manipulated by Dumbledore, Saved by Snape. All to win a war, only to lose the battle and die. So Fate steps in and sends them back to try again. Soul bond Harry/Hermione, soulbound Neville/Luna. Starts back in year one. Mix of movieverse and bookverse. Removed some time ago due to muse death -UNFINISHED AND UNUPDATED - sorry, muse has vanished again.

While freaking out in the middle of the Chunnin Exams Sakura has a bit of a panic after she starts hiccuping butterflies! Most of her vibrant butterflies take an interest in Shino, and Shino takes an interest in her. SAKURAxSHINO An old story of mine that's been moved and touched-up.

The fourth shinobi war is starting, team 7 was on their way to fight madara, but something happened they were sent back in time when they were just a mere genin, so taking advantage of this they decided to change the past to prevent all the mistake they made from happening, will they succeed? or will their whole world turn upside down?. major sasusaku, minor naruhina. R&R

Edward left Bella in the forest after her 18th birthday, but the events that followed were different. When everyone finally opens their eyes to the truth around them, they see things in a whole new way. Bella must finally decide her own fate instead of bending to the will of everyone else. A Jasper/Bella story. Slightly OOC, AU.

Time-Travel fic. She appeared out of nowhere, protected by the chakra of a fallen Uzumaki. Uzumaki Mito named her Takara as she was once treasured by an Uzumaki. Takara, who would become her dearest friend. Takara, who claims to remember nothing. Takara, who will change the shinobi world for the Uzumaki who treasured her. Takara with her pink hair and green eyes.

Set four years after New Moon: Bella got over her heartbreak from Edward leaving and became successful and happy in her life. But how will the new, more confident Bella react when Carlisle and Jasper come back into her life, only for her to find out that both of them are her true mates? Isn't it nice to have two blonde gods wrapped around your finger? C/B/J, slightly OOC.

A hopefully different time travel story. Adult Harry and Hermione jump back in time to the Halloween the Potters were killed and baby Harry became an orphan. These adult versions change the past in the hopes of a better future. Won't-know-what-hit-him Dumbledore, AU, Harry/Hermione. Summaries are hard.

Bella Swan comes to Forks with something a little... extra. What will she do when she realizes that it's not just a group of ridiculously attractive teenagers she's going to High School with, but ones that have a little something 'extra' too? Her life has already changed once, is she ready for three of them to change it again? And are they ready for her?

Voldemort is gone but so is harry, Ron, Sirius, and everyone else Hermione ever cared for. The only person left with her after the war is remus. Receiving a letter from her grandfather Albus Dumbledore giving her a mission to go back in time and fix the past. but when hermione takes the mission see leaves the man she loves. How does she handle seeing him as his younger self.

Bella is sick of Edwards controlling ways and breaks out of her shell becoming the real Bella Swan, the one who she used to be in Arizona but Edward doesn't take kindly to this. She catches the interest of another Cullen and she walks in on a dirty little secret kept by Edward, with her knew personality she doesn't take it lying down. And she has a mate. OOC!Bella ON HOLD!

A year after the Cullens leave Bella realizes she still isn't coping and decides to leave Forks. She ends up in Texas where she meets a strange vampire who wants to help her, but can she really trust him? PeterXBella story with Edward and Alice bashing in later chapters.

Sakura would show them she wasn't pathetic. One harsh word from Sasuke makes Sakura realize that he will never see her unless she is strong enough to stand at his side and not in his shadow.

Bella is doing better since the Cullen's left. much better. Then fate throws her for a loop by introducing her to yet another vampire. Only this one isn't like the others. He's better, he's nicer, he's... perfect for her. Is the feeling mutual? Or is Felix just like Edward? will he leave her heart broken or be the one who holds it permanently? MA for lang lemons please review :)

When Bella gets ready to distance herself from her life in Forks months after the Cullen's leave, she gets a phone call from a vamp named Peter who desperately needs her help. Jasper has slipped up & is having Major trouble coping. Only Bella can bring him back to himself once again. During her hectic stay, many secrets are revealed, a romance blossoms & an adventure begins! Jas/Be

Bella is destroyed when the Cullen's leave but a compliment from a teacher makes her realise that there's more to life than the Cullen's. Seeking closure she sends an email to a Cullen not realising that he had every intention to reply and to help her.

For Sakura, there's always been dreary days of schoolwork and unreliable people. Who knew a clumsy womanizer, an accidental pervert, a soft-hearted glutton, and an incredibly sexy virgin would light her life up like this? A friendship founded on dancing and the strange threat that tied them all together: "Fiji". AU

Sakura is dead. She sacrificed herself to bring back her loved ones through combining Katsuyu, the Yin Seal and Chiyo's jutsu. But she's too stubborn. It can't end like that. She won't let it. Such determination and Will of Fire, something's bound to happen. Will she move into the light, or ascend to something greater then human?

Finally fed up Bella snaps from her Zombie State, she goes to the Volturi in seek of help to kill Victoria and to protect all those she loves... But she finds love in an unlikely person, a grandfather she has never met, littered with scars and a life with Immortality. Caius/Bella, Ra: M

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Ginny's determination to keep Ron and Hermione together has unexpected results. Time Travel, Unusual Pairing or should we say 'grouping' suggested by Terrence Rogue. Fabian/Hermione/Gideon

An accident with a Time-Turner causes Hermione to travel back in time 18 years, to the final year of Voldemort's first reign of terror.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Realizing that her love for Edward was never real, something inside Bella snaps. Victoria makes her first move, which causes more damage. Angry and hell bent on revenge, Bella takes on a new life.

After Bella learned from Laurant that Victoria was still after her. She ran away & left her old life behind in an attempt to save her loved ones. A few years later she runs into the Cullens again.

What if you only need enough venom, both on the skin and inside the body to trigger the change, not just pushing venom into the blood? Just a taste and everything shifts! AU Adult B&J

Harry reckons his future is bleak if he stays at Hogwarts. The Tri-Wizard tournament offers him a fail-safe way of escaping his perceived destiny, that is until Harry discovered the hidden costs. H/Hr

What if Alice had a vision as Edward told Bella he was leaving and it changed his decision? With the damage already done by his words, can Edward convince Bella they belong together after having confirmed all of her worst fears about their relationship?

Hermione will do anything to help Harry. What happens when their first kiss turns into something special? Characters will be OOC. Be warned. Harry/Hermione

Hermione had betrayed and been betrayed, leaving her a different person than she used to be. She has taken a new job that requires her to be devoid of all feeling and able to kill on command... until Draco Malfoy became her assignment. Dark Hermione.

Isabella was raised to become the Princess of the Vampires. When she returns from her year long 'holiday' in Forks, will Isabella want revenge on those who have hurt her? And what is Victoria up to? Pairing yet undiscided.

Discontinued. Re-writen. Really sorry.

Seasonal sequel to 'My Fine Feathered Friend'. On the first Underground Christmas, Sarah's true love gave to her...well, it's the thought that counts. A Christmas tale of leather, goblins, and the odd stunted unicorn.

In repairing the damages done to the Cullen family after New Moon, Bella reveals the depths of her complex personality and generous heart. -Canon pairings -AU (Part 1 of 'Damages' series)

Hermione's parents die and Sirius adopts her. Remus isn't acting normally and Ron is as greedy as ever

Edward left Bella, we all know this to be true. Instead of her jumping from the cliff, Victoria catches up to her and holds her captive while torturing her. Edward moves on, with Alice. Leaving Jasper the odd man out. He finds Bella with Peter and Char.

Bella has cancer and only 2 weeks to live. She intends to tell Edward, but he dumps her before she can. Ever practical, Bella thinks being a vampire beats being dead, so time for plan B - the Volturi. Brand new Alice twist, never seen before. New Moon AU

Sakura went through life being hurt by the men she loved and seeing her village hurt by those she couldn't stop. Thanks to her mentor, she's given the chance to change that. KibaxSaku, KakaxShizu and a smidge of NaruxShika. Yup there's a little YAOI!

Five years have passed since Edward left Bella in the woods. Both Bella and the Cullens' have experienced great tragedy since they last saw each other, but what happens when they meet again and what is the meaning of the prophecy? Bella OOC. BxJas

Sirius Black gets a laptop and Google's himself. He finds a fanfiction about a certain bushy-haired woman whose bed he wakes up in a lot. Read to see what happens!

COMPLETE Edward left Bella, forcing his family to stay away from her. Six years onwards, the Cullens are a mess and Emmett decides to get away from his angst ridden family and let loose. What he finds in the meanest biker bar in Seatle will shock everyoe

When Edward leaves in NM he didn't just leave Bella.He left his unborn child.Bella has been coping by herself for 5 months.When the love of her life is at her door step, will she let him in? I know it's been done before but i always wanted to write my own

It was all unexpected, but now they were going to find out how the most unlikely couple had gotten together, got married and were now expecting a baby. Prequel to All of it, Unexpected. Ibiki & Sakura

COMPLETE! Based on Mercuralis’s pic “You know you want it”. It’s the King’s birthday; the goblins are on a present-buying spree using Sarah’s credit card, the King is acting a trifle emo, and Sarah is baking. Chaos and adult-type touching ensues. JS

Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.

A tale about a fashion-conscious goblin, a chicken of destiny, and leather pants. Oh and a good dash of ol' fashioned romance and some adult-type touching thrown in for good measure. JS. Not a crackfic, just a really caffeinated author... (M rating for very mild adult situations)

Ginny Weasley is a jealous person. A jealous girlfriend especially. A jealous girlfriend of one, Harry Potter, to be exact. So she creates a potion to be sure that the 'insufferable knowitall' doesn't butt in on her territory. HHr

Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.