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Author has written 2 stories for One Piece.

There's a lot to say about me and not even half of it is really worth your time.

I'm a friendly and open-minded person, I guess I get along alright with most people. I am easy-going and I fail to care about many things I maybe should care about. That makes me not necessarily easy to get your head around, and that is somehow okay by me.

I am, unfortunately, very bad at keeping my attention to one thing/fandom for a longer time. I have hundreds of little drabbles and - perish the thought! - multiple chappies stagnating happily around on my computer, but I refuse to upload anything that isn't at least almost finished. I hate left-to-be-rotten fanfics as much as everyone else does. So please, bear with me. Sorry about that.

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Olive Branch by Courtanie reviews
What's a king to do when his redheaded prize is stolen from him by a poor prince? Why go back after him, of course. SP/Iliad loose cross. Multiple slash pairings and some Stendy.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,710 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/30 - Published: 1/27/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman
Sacrifice by Arigatomina reviews
NaruSasuNaru. The Uchiha clan has to make peace with Konoha after years of enmity. To ensure the truce, they hand over one of their own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,612 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Sky by Hic iacet Mori reviews
Uchiha Sasuke dreams of the sky. After ten years, he begins to dream with the sun as the shadows in his memories begin appearing with startling clarity—and everything seems connected to this stranger who returned with covered eyes he longs to see.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,622 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Salty Kisses by LuffyKun3695 reviews
SLASH! Eric is tired of being the resident fatass. Befriended by the Goths, he soon discovers ways to deal with his weight. But when coping leads to self-mutilation, only one person can pull him from the abyss. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,197 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 5/19/2006 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.]
Beyond the Eternal by Kiya Sama reviews
Born with untapped powers beyond his imagination, Uchiha Sasuke has become a target for spirit warrior clans who wish to claim him. (Un)Fortunately, the seasoned veteran, Uzumaki Naruto, finds himself assigned with the unenviable task of protecting the young man and honing his skills before it's much too late.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,508 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 11/16/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
The Boy Next Door by kaesaku reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, honor student, graduating high school senior & candidate for a scholarship at the best university had his life perfectly mapped out... Until his new neighbor messes it all up, perfectly. AU, NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,283 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
From the Queen of England to the Hounds of Hell by hollycomb reviews
AU - Ten years after the execution of Terrance and Phillip, the war with Canada has not ended. Stan and most of Kyle's friends are planning to join the army after high school graduation, bound to be drafted anyway. Kyle doesn't believe in the war, but he's not willing to let Stan go without him.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 179,343 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Smile by Repeated Love Song reviews
Naruto would have never guessed that an innocent dare to make the grim Sasuke Uchiha smile would lead to a struggle to keep him doing so. NaruSasu AU college years.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 255,762 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 3/19/2013 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Don't Know Why The Caged Bird Sings by yllimilly reviews
Puppyshipping. It started with a homework assignment neither of them wanted to do. Then a series of less than pleasant visits to the Kaiba mansion. Joey doesn't quite understand what's wrong with Seto nor what he has to do with it, and he finds it frankly frustrating that, against all odds, he finds himself caring. Maybe.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,047 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/30/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - K. Jounouchi, Mokuba K., Mrs. Kawai/Wheeler, S. Kaiba
The Last Thing by Tawnya Kisaragi reviews
Kaiba never wanted friends, just stability. Jounouchi wasn't looking for help, but a way out. Yugi was willing to do anything so he didn't have to watch someone else walk away. The last thing any of them expected was for things to turn out like this...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 96,445 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 12/2/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi, Yūgi M. - Complete
Rural Mentality by shattered glass lilies reviews
"Is it okay if I kiss you now Sas?" he inquires, not stopping to wait for my answer as he pressed his pink lips to my own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,081 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Only Exception by akaiiko reviews
"It's a love story." Because Sasuke is complicated, Naruto is determined, Sakura is too smart, Suigetsu can't keep his mouth shut, Juugo is a Disney Princess in disguise, and Karin is the most awesomest girl ever. –NaruSasu; College!AU-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,639 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Dumb Smile of the Knowing by Maydn reviews
Smoker is not happy about the highly confidential orders to bring a captured Whitebeard Second Division Commander to Impel Down. Shady deals are openly hidden and his darn sense of justice tingles uncomfortably... Smoker/Ace.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,230 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Smoker, Ace
Brain Damage by antisaints reviews
Naruto thrives on the notion of love at first sight. Or, at very least, he just really wants to bone Sasuke mindless. Maybe all of the pot, free love, and fighting the power has finally gone to his head. NaruSasu. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,729 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Apartment 402 by mickeylover303 reviews
The one where Sasuke suffers groping that spurs a midlife crisis he's too young for, Naruto gets locked out of their apartment even though he's not the culprit, and everyone else keeps making the same assumptions about the relationship they don't have.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inevitable by KageKitsune XXX reviews
“Nothing in the world is predestined Sasuke, except for you and me- we’re inevitable." NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,835 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Better or Worse by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi, NaruSasu, KyuuSasu, AU. Determined to establish himself as an exorcist, Sasuke takes on the strongest demon around. Kyuubi takes an instant liking to him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,717 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 116 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Now That He's Back by myfreudianslip reviews
Sasuke's back.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Barely Breathing by Nausicaa Smith reviews
Goten and Trunks get together.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
Kyle's voicemail by camomilehottea reviews
Implied Cartman/Kyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Rabbit's Foot by Serephy reviews
If you get involved with the 'Unlucky Uchiha,' you're sure to disappear. When lucky Naruto meets Uchiha Sasuke, one of the survivors of the Uchiha clan, he uncovers the secret to the disappearances...and the one person he can truly love. NaruSasu, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,922 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Control by Dhampir72 reviews
KandaLavi. "You...stabbed me, Yuu...chan..." Yuu Kanda has always been in control, but the day he loses that equilibrium, he makes the biggest mistake of his life. Last chapter posted!
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,767 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
A Subtle Seducing by Lisea18 reviews
AU. M. Naruto used to be in love with Sakura and drove Kiba crazy, but now that he has found another obsession it's getting worse and Naruto doesn't even know the name of his new found love. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,640 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Seven Up! by Serephy reviews
Heads down thumbs up! During an innocent game at school, someone whispers three special words into Sasuke’s ear...It’s not an innocent game anymore! OneShot, NaruSasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stupid Remeeting by WildAdapted reviews
Kyle sits alone in Homeroom and is approached by the one person he wants to leave him alone for good. This sparks an interesting conversation. Cartman/Kyle.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Empathy by DiePi reviews
Hitsugaya is paying the price for using the ultimate skill. He needs to stay at Kurosaki's during his recovery but how will things turn out, especially when the prodigy is empathic? YAOI IchixHitsu eventually with plot later. Rated M for LEMON later.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,988 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/18/2008 - Published: 9/25/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, Ichigo K. - Complete
Take You Home by LilMonkeyGirl reviews
On a peace mission to Sound, Naruto encounters a young slave. What could be wrong with bringing this boy home once he has been dismissed? Some yaoi and. . .an eventual surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Always There by LilMonkeyGirl reviews
It was just like any other day. But what happens when Sasuke becomes sick after a mission?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,222 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/25/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only by stolenenchantment reviews
Fred and George have always shared everything. Now, George has a secret that he's afraid to tell. But what George doesn't know is Fred has a secret of his own. TWINCEST. Rating may go up in later chapters. UPDATED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,854 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/2/2007 - Published: 12/21/2006 - George W., Fred W.
Fishcake and nothing by NoNoWriter reviews
Sasuke was 5 years old and thought he was perfect in every way. Until Naruto had him think otherwise. [NaruSasu] AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fox Hunts by GhostlyMaiden reviews
AU. NaruSasu. Kyuubi!Naruto. Eventual Mpreg. Challenge Fic. Every year, the huntsman of Konoha gather to hunt the demon Kyuubi. It's Sasuke's first hunt and he is nervous with good reason. After all, Kyuubi has picked him to be his mate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Something Not Entirely by Key Revolution reviews
Smoker doesn't quite get it [SmoAce]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Complete
Flames by Agent420 reviews
Just put me inside you, I would never ever leave. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Two Sides of a Broken Coin by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
The Kyuubi is Naruto, and Sasuke is kidnapped during the annual Kyuubi hunt. What happens when he finds out the true extent of his past with a blonde haired boy and a malicious fox demon? NaruSasu. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,638 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/18/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
A Many Splintered Thing by Fire Tears reviews
“We get this one moment of happiness, and that's it. And that's supposed to be enough but it isn't, and we're supposed to be okay with that but I'm not.” [SmokerAce]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Smoker - Complete
Words by Fire Tears reviews
Apparently, Ace does think ahead. Considering the circumstances, that's not a comforting discovery. [SmokerAce]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Smoker - Complete
Arrangements by Fire Tears reviews
There are rules for everything. And when you break them, well... [SmokerAce]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Smoker - Complete
Dominance by Ria reviews
(Complete) An angry confrontation, a reckless agreement. All leading to a never-ending battle. A battle where neither of them ever gained the upper hand. Until now ... Warning: Shounen-ai Fic - male/male. (Kensuke)
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,511 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2001 - Published: 12/31/2000 - Ken I., Daisuke M./Davis - Complete
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Uncertainty and Cigarette Smoke reviews
SmoAce "Being indecisive is so much harder than being determined."
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Ace, Smoker - Complete
Vertrauen reviews
SmoAce Ace was an almost pleasant company, when he was drunk.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,341 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Ace, Smoker - Complete