LemonyCrosby
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Joined 05-05-08, id: 1568796, Profile Updated: 05-31-12
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, Merlin, and Twilight.

Moi...?

Alias: Lemony

Sex: Female

Fandoms: Naruto (Anime), Harry Potter (Book), Death Note (Anime), Merlin (TV)

Now that you know the basics,

My first fandom was Naruto, I had stumbled onto this site in eighth grade. My guilty pleasure was reading some M-rated SasuHina, or NejiHina (I did say guilty). But then, I caught sight of something that has changed my perceptions forever: SasuNaru. It was yaoi, slash, male on male. And it was goooood. I think that is what truly got me hooked on fanfiction (after all I could get porn from anywhere) Generally as I got older I stopped liking SasuNaru. Why? Because it seems that every slash-fangirl's foray into the Naruto slash world started with SasuNaru...and the fiction showed. It was always the ever-bad-boy-ice-prince-raven Sasuke seducing an innocent-babycherub-wide-eyed-virgin Naruto. Which I then realized contradicted the cannon world completely. It didn't have the sense of realism that I wanted, so guess what I then found? NaruSasu! And I love it even now. I think that's what also made me start portraying the cannon's MCs as tops. *shrugs* Meh, I like it.

Some of you might be wondering,

What happened to the het???

To which I say, I stopped liking it. I hardly read any het. Ever. Why? Because usually the female characters are underdeveloped. Take Sakura from Naruto (anime) for instance. We haven't met her parents, her family history/drama or anything. By this time we know practically all Sasuke's family (extended and otherwise) by name and duty. Naruto has a demon in him, and his father is the Fourth. Really...?

But! That doesn't mean I can't write it!

I am straight. Bone-straight. In fact, I think the reason why I like slash so much is because I get jealous of any female in the pairing *laughs* So you can just say like like my boys twice as hard. But regardless, I can write het because I live het. Het is what I...do. So! For the sake of a story, a reader, or when I get bored, I will write het relationships. Now explicitly? Probably not. I'm not good with writing girly bits, probably why straight guys can write yuri (girl on girl) but not slash (male on male) I cannot do yuri, will not do yuri, and will not read yuri.


Updates...

Destiny- What if Merlin had a bit more conflict in his other land than his mother hinted? What new destiny has been carved out for this different, darker Merlin?

Updates for this story will come on Mondays and Fridays.

(12/22/10) I know I said I'm going to update on Christmas as well, but with all these reviews, you guys are making it sooooo much harder for me just to give it to you now! (The update I mean *laughs*) Thanks soooo much!

Parasite- Uzumaki Naruto, richest man in Asia, playboy of the century. Uchiha Sasuke, money hungry and pretty boy poster child. Now, what were to happen if said pretty boy were to become secretary of said playboy, and cause said play boy to fall in lust?

Updates for this story will come a week after Destiny is completed. Updates will come on Mondays and Fridays.

Stories in Rehab- See Above

Updates for these stories will come a week after Parasite is finished. When this time comes near, I will post a poll and you can decide which gets finished first.


Finishing Up...

All I have now to say is thank you for visiting my profile, I hope one of my stories appeals you you below, and I hope in turn that you will review them. Reviewing is not only for the author, but for the reader as well. The more reviews a story gets, the more attention it receives, the more pressure it puts on the author to update. Also, it allows the authors to get a read on their readers to gauge where the story should go. More Input = Happy Authors = Better Story For All

Well, that's all for now! Thanks a bunch and take care!

-Lemony

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Straitjacket by dmnq8 reviews
A common street tough takes the fall for a corrupt organization and is sentenced to life in a maximum security prison. When the organization sends someone in to silence him, he decides it's time to fight back./ / Trade for DinDongDenied. AU, NaruSasu. Dark themes. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/1 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5076 - Favs: 7,012 - Follows: 7,582 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Engraved into the Soul by ScifiSOS reviews
Discontinued: Read Author's notice. Status will change to complete after two days.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Friend Named Voldemort by DuShuZhi reviews
The Dark Lord would not bow to prophecy. He lifted the green-eyed babe and apparated away. Destiny was shattered, fate was altered, and the future changed. Eventual Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Dark and Light by Faust VII reviews
He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 2662 - Favs: 5,121 - Follows: 3,653 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2344 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 2,267 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,126 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
Naruto: The Descendent of Revan by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto is being chased at the age of 5 and stumbles upon the Namikaze Estate in the process. In the process, he meets his ancestors holocrons taking the form known as...Namikaze Reven.
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 121,623 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Necromancers Anonymous by The Iza reviews
Harry Potter was a normal child, aside from that whole raising the undead thing. But what are you gonna do? Evil!Necromancer!Harry. LVHP Slash. Rating will go up to Mature eventually. ON HOLD UNTIL I FIGURE OUT WTF IM DOING WITH THIS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,662 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,536 - Follows: 1,787 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Scorpion's Disciple by nobody102 reviews
AU. Orochimaru's resignation from Akatsuki is more intense than in canon, resulting in a meeting between young Naruto and Sasori… Slow buildup.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 149,612 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 4,230 - Follows: 3,121 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Learning Life's Lessons by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Harry goes back in time... to 1934. Tom, meet Harry Potter, you're new father - er -ly figure. Incest, kinda. Harry/Tom
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,061 - Reviews: 754 - Favs: 1,558 - Follows: 1,956 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 3,961 - Follows: 3,550 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
Wings on which to Fly by SlashnYaoi reviews
Yaoi!Harem. Started out as actual story, now just one shots of sex. Mostly blurbs from other story: Legacy of the Uzumaki. May add more/different pieces of smut as I go on. Naruto is a different kind of creature in these!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,827 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Death of Today by Epic Solemnity reviews
COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment. (Currently being re-edited.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 500,882 - Reviews: 7656 - Favs: 5,151 - Follows: 2,949 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Last Rebel by Quote the Speechless reviews
Naruto's spirit is broken at a young age. Now he must rebuild himself, and with the help of Kyuubi and some others, he will do that. His goal? To become the greatest ninja in the world. All reviews welcome.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,391 - Reviews: 2085 - Favs: 2,772 - Follows: 2,892 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Icy Destiny by xxlostdreamerxz reviews
Reluctantly abandoned by his father, Voldemort, for being a squib, Harry must learn to hold his own against a prejudiced, dark society. Elemental Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,327 - Reviews: 1392 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,904 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Vindico Atrum by FirePhoenix8 reviews
Harry carves out his own path to become something beyond a Dark Lord. Durmstrang, Dark Arts, dueling, powers, heritage, horcruxes, hallows, Necromancy, Voldemort, Tom, Draco, Grindelwald. Sequel to The Black Heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 722,689 - Reviews: 2815 - Favs: 1,601 - Follows: 1,618 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort
Un Coeur Gris by Tsurai Shi reviews
DISCONTINUED. When he'd asked, Ron had never expected this… Harry was a gay, immortal, time traveling, Dark vampire who was in love with the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,887 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,000 - Follows: 2,584 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Kage no Naruto by Artful Lounger reviews
What would have become of the idiot blonde if he had intelligence, ambition, and power over shadows and darkness, and all the madness that comes with them?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 93 - Words: 489,652 - Reviews: 3862 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 1,405 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Naruto U.
Original Sin by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
AU/Yaoi/Lemon- Naruto is sick of wanting something he supposedly can't have and Minato finds himself unable to refuse. Now if only things would stay that simple. Mina/Naru, one-sided Sasu/Naru. Despite attempts at rewriting now DISCONTINUED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,808 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Death Eraser by GreyLiliy reviews
Ryuk takes things into his own hands. [End of Series Spoilers. Ryuk & Light Main. Mikami, Matsuda, Misa Side]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,375 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Light Y., Ryuk
Harry Potter and the Walking Shadow by Koinaka reviews
When Dumbledore shows up at the Dursley's front door to deliver Harry's Hogwarts letter, he is in for a surprise: for the last ten years, Harry has lived in a London orphanage, much like another dark-haired wizard. Is history doomed to repeat itself?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,303 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Harry P.
Fear of the dark0 by ScifiSOS reviews
FINNNEE I PUT THE LINK UP XD. I figured that might be why people are still reading this or looking at it XD. so there, a link. So pleaaaaaaaaaaase review? lolz Okay Gnight peeps!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,893 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 106,325 - Reviews: 2710 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
When Belief Shapes Reality by Persnikitty reviews
Left for archival reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,407 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,485 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Squib by dhulli reviews
AU!Harry's brother John is the BWL, but in a desperate attempt to save John's magic, they undergo a magical transfer and Harry is left practically a squib. And what will happen when Harry as a squib is accepted at Hogwarts? HARRY!DARK!POWERFUL! NO SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 77,267 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,058 - Follows: 2,793 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Harry P.
Voodoo no Jutsu by Chiyume reviews
Naruto discovers the somewhat interesting things one can do to a certain Uchiha Sasuke with a voodoo-doll... NaruSasuNaru, YAOI, rated M for later chapters. Read and Review please!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,331 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ivory and Gold by Nyxelestia reviews
Just some more smut from kinkme Merlin on LiveJournal. The prompt? "Arthur/Merlin. "Arthur will tremble at your voice, he will kneel at your feet!"". Warnings for dub-con, breathplay, and bondage. Slash, in case that wasn't obvious enough
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Bonded by dmnq8 reviews
Their bond transcends all. NaruSasu. Some dark themes. Some side pairings. This story will contain yaoi, lemons & violence at times. Multi-genre, M-preg, crossover with Charmed in later chaps. Pls R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 293,157 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 4906 - Favs: 4,122 - Follows: 3,792 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 2,626 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Providence by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Harry is in love with Draco, but Draco needs someone else to be happy. So Harry decides to write letters to him that seem to come from Astoria, so Draco will fall in love with her. Brilliance! COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,685 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Seduction by obsequiouslover reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is a terrible student in school who has a special talent--he can seduce just about any male. When his newest male teacher demands perfection from everyone, what is he to do? Put that talent to use, of course! NaruSasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 60,489 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Dark Knight by Denial and Deception reviews
Madness is like gravity, all you need is a little push...Dark!Harry, Evil!Harry, Azkaban,Rated M for violence, You knew someone would do this eventually...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,603 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Harry P.
After Dark by Iemitsu-Sachi reviews
During training, Sasuke gets bitten by a catlike demon, and is slowly going through changes that are both beneficial and bothersome. And to make things worse, his new demon side is reacting "inappropriately" to his blond teammate. SASUNARU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,694 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
No Mercy by VFSNAKE reviews
I was betrayed by those close to me. Those I never suspected would. Now...all bets are off. Pairings undecided. NO YAIO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 70,270 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 968 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Blinding Light by Moiraine Lendreth reviews
Can illusion be reality? Is reality merely illusion? When a strange genjutsu makes Sasuke 'fall in love' with Naruto, these questions are put to the test. Warning: NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,256 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
My Son Harry by Sweet Kagamine Kiss reviews
Lily's view of her sixteen year old son, Harry Potter. A Dark!Harry story...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Death and His Shadow by sugarswirls reviews
Raito Yagami is your typical star student. That is, until one night when he catches a deadly fever and L, a bored god of death, phases through his bedroom window to take his soul away. But how can he steal the soul of someone who won't die? AU RxLxR
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 234,128 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Light Y., L
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2362 - Favs: 2,947 - Follows: 1,979 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Magical Secrets at Sea by digisammiegirl reviews
Harry has a secret. No one knows about it and he'll be damned to Jones' Locker if anyone ever did. Harry Potter and post Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 67,766 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto's Compensation by DisobedienceWriter reviews
COMPLETE. Young Naruto is prohibited from being Ninja of the Leaf. Left to his own devices he takes an unusual path to power as a Puppeteer. Smart!Powerful!Wily!Naruto. Lots of conflict with Orochimaru, Sasori and other Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,793 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,608 - Follows: 1,273 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Two's a Crowd: The Beginning by The Writing Therapist reviews
What happens when Harry ends up in Gotham City and runs into it's most infamous criminal?
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,289 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Just before the dawn by ladystrider77 reviews
Batman strikes a dangerous deal with the Joker as the two of them go down the very darkest of roads. Eventual slash and higher rating. JokerxBatman
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,815 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/18/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
A Dream for a Dream by dagget reviews
I gave up my own dream when I stole his." Sometimes the consequences of a single moment of stupidity can be staggering. Sasuke can tell you all about it. 1st person pov. Kyuu/Naru, mpreg, character death
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,250 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruto U. - Complete
Mangekyou's Blessing by xxFrozenSn0wxx reviews
Finding out his true heritage and being sent back in time was not what Naruto expected when he died but he wasn't one to complain. There was just one major problem, though. That problem being that he was sent back further than anyone would have guessed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,299 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
Eternal Love by Tiro reviews
Sequel to Love conquers everything. Harry is truly and utterly back now! Last chapter up now!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,175 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P. - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 1911 - Favs: 2,427 - Follows: 1,216 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
Azure Crimson by slexenskee reviews
After a particularly harsh beating, the Hokage finally decides to give Naruto to a seemingly nice farmer. What he didn't know however, was that this happened to be the Leader of a terrible organization in disguise...Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,087 - Reviews: 601 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Six Feet Under by MonkeyCracker reviews
“Do you know who’s buried here?” Naruto asked the black haired boy standing near, who was looking dully at the graves in front of him. “Yeah.” Sasuke answered with a thoughtful expression after a few minutes of silence. “Me.” AU, SasuNaru, ItaDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,237 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Sunday School With Hidan by GoesKaboom reviews
Hidan decides that his fellow Akatsuki need to get religion- Jashinism, to be exact. So, he decides to have... SUNDAY SCHOOL! Crack fic. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Oneshots in all it's crackish glory by ScifiSOS reviews
SLASH-HPDM,BZRW,PPHG,lemon,crack,random,boredom,toys.I wrote six oneshots and put them all in this SACRED DOCUMENT!What is it about?toys,marriage,pictures,random,Draco's rant of lies,Uke's n seme's something about Burger king dude.yeah sugar high oneshots
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,906 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Friend of Lord Voldemort by Tiro reviews
Alexander Viator is back in the game, and he's planning for the death of his worst enemy; a man who used to be his mentor. Sequel to The Truth Behind Evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 548 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Stay by my Side by ScifiSOS reviews
sequelto:Wanted to make you happy so I bring GOOD news!n ect.Draco's babies are born.Trouble around the corner.'Draco is my mommy and no one will hurt my mommy anymore.'It’s been seven years, four months, and ten days.'SLASH HPDM,angst,enjoy,readnreview
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,985 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Without you I'm frozen by ScifiSOS reviews
Sequel to:Mine to take,Mine to Pleasure,Mine to love.Which is sequel to:Revenge Makes sex Sweeter.Which is the sequel to:Sexually frustrated. It hurts. I'm hurt. You're gone. No more warmth. I am frozen. I'm scared. What have I done? slash HPDM,readnrevie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Mine to Take: Mine to Pleasure: Mine to Love by ScifiSOS reviews
SEQUEL to:Revenge Makes Sex Sweeter:which is the sequel to:Sexually Frustrated: Draco can't get that damned collar off him.Magic doesn't work so what does?This has two oneshots in one.The second is kind of like a bonusfeature.SLASH,HPDM,LEMON,readandrevie
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sexually Frustrated by ScifiSOS reviews
What do you get when your bored? A boredom fic. Draco Malfoy is sexually frustrated. Everyone is taken except Harry Potter...so what does Draco do? He makes a plan on how to top Potter of course! Will his shag plan work? slashfic.lemon.boredom.HPDM onesho
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,095 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The new Kyuubi by maverick9871 reviews
Naruto is tired of all the hate in his life so he was given an offer that he cant refuse and he learns a few things he never knew. Itachi a girl. How did that happen and why is it all his plans never work quite right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,418 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,285 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Drowning by NoNoWriter reviews
Being at the top of school hierarchy, it was Sasuke's 'duty' to make Naruto's life hell. Until the boy saved his life, leaving Sasuke to drown in feelings of regret. [SasuNaruSasu]AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,716 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Belly of the Beast by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto has passed the first two tests of the gods. Now, he has the chance to get what was stolen from him at birth. The question is, will he? Sequel to 'If Only.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 84,084 - Reviews: 1876 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
The Cousin by BigHead reviews
Sometimes, it's really all about the Blood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,023 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 461 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Harry P.
A Whole New Meaning Of Schizophrenia by PsychoBabe313 reviews
There’s a bunch of different kinds of Harrys out there. There’s druggie!Harry, gay!Harry, emo!Harry, gansta!Harry, evil!Harry. Heck, they even have girl!Harry! So what happens when all these Harrys appear in one fic? Mass destruction. Lots of OOCness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P.
Everything that I am by Yuuko Uchiha reviews
NaruSasu. An army is coming his way... and before the threat reach his people Sasuke decides to intervene, even if that implies that he has to sacrifice himself. History fic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweet Home Sasukebama by Ladelle reviews
As the title implies, a cross-play with Sweet Home Alabama. Sasuke returns to his hometown to sever his ties with his old lover, only to find that he's not as out-of-love as he originally thought. NaruSasuNaru, One shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Espresso Expresso by GoesKaboom reviews
Akatsuki decides to open a COFFEE SHOP! What's this world coming to? And what is it going to be like when they actually get CUSTOMERS? Can they pull it off? Crack fic. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 13,164 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Itachi U., Kakuzu - Complete
Conquest by Adistoria reviews
Naruto attempts to attract the attention of the new Teaching Assistant, Uchiha Sasuke, at his university. AU, M/M, NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,181 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Truth Behind Evil by Tiro reviews
There was one person important to the Dark Lord in the past. His name was Alexander Viator. But who was he, if not our own Harry Potter? Time-travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,334 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
A Day at the Dojo by Black-Sky-Loves-Me reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have a little bit of fun one day at a dojo. PWP NaruSasu. I hate when people say this...but I guess I'm a hypocrite, story way better then the summery! *Sequel called A Day in the Car has been posted*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Calamity of the Sorceress by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Some humor, as well. What if, instead of Kyuubi, Jenova and Ultimecia were sealed within Naruto? What if they were good? Yet he was still regarded as the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi? Shounen-ai/yaoi. Eventual Zabuza/Naruto pairing. Godlike Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 98,164 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
The Birth of Evil by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Tom Riddle was able to use magic long before he received a wand. In this AU, Harry has the same grasp on his magic...and a hatred for Muggles... Watch the birth of evil. Smart!Dark!Evil!Harry, All 7 Years
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,965 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 3,088 - Follows: 576 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
If Only by Mari Falcon reviews
Naruto and Sasuke stumble across a strange object in the woods. It lets out a sudden burst of power and Naruto is knocked unconscious. He wakes up to find everything is wrong. Is it genjutsu? A concussion? Hallucinations? Or something else?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 115,771 - Reviews: 1494 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2183 - Favs: 3,133 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
More Than Meets the Eye by michelerene reviews
Sasuke suspects that Naruto has been watching too much televison. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Narcissus by NoNoWriter reviews
The only thing he knows is how to reflect the hatred of the world around him. So what is it if not a miracle that in the end he learns to love himself? [NaruNaru]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
PHOENIX by maverick9871 reviews
Legend has it that a creature that is dies in fire is reborn in fire. Because of the valley of the end Naruto will learn that the fire of legend is his country and Now he has the power to change. The power of the Pheonix. NaruxKurexAnkoxTem others implied
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,058 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Surreality Book one: The Butterfly Effect by AquaRias reviews
As a last attempt to save his village from Orochimaru, Rokudaime Naruto Uzumaki and Kazekage Gaara of Suna pull out their last trump card…and do it all again. But from every action forms a reaction…can they get it right? COMPLETE, SEQUEL OUT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,230 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Harry Potter and the Vampire's Kiss by The Santi reviews
AU post OoTP. Harry's summer after Sirius' death is horrible. None of his friends write to check up on him and his life begins to seem empty and meaningless. Harry wishes for death and a young Vampire grants him it. NOT SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 80,367 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,501 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., OC
Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar reviews
AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him. Eventual Snape as Harry's guardian story. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 164,882 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 1214 - Favs: 1,748 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U./Tobi
Path to Perdition by Makkura Arashi reviews
I always wanted a pet...guess it'll just have to be you, wont it Sasuke? i'm sure konoha wont mind loosing another ninja' AU, Evil Naruto, bit of OroNaru, Lots of NaruSasuNaru Yaoi. more like sasuke trying to make naruto himself...read and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 48,511 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 655 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry Potter: A Journey to Survive by Dreamwalkerjt reviews
Yet another summer with the Dursley's. Anger and frustration led Harry to take matters into his own hands with new powers and enemies. Read profile page for update info. updating soon 10/14/2010
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,337 - Reviews: 952 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 820 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Harry P.
What is this Feeling? by Raven Dunbar reviews
Naruto discovers Yaoi Fics Online, featuring himself and Sasuke. And he doesn't take to them well at all ... but can things change? What happens when Sasuke discovers those same stories? Strictly SasuNaruSasu. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,054 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 6/20/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Chasing Naruto by AkaiTsume reviews
AU: College Years. Sasuke doesn't want to come to terms with his feelings, but when rivals appear, he has to take matters into his own hands...NaruSasu Shounenai, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 130,423 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 2,446 - Follows: 331 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Time Apart by Sesame Fiction reviews
Naruto's fight with Sasuke creates a tear in time, allowing Naruto to age twice as fast as his old teamates. Now free of the Chakra tear, Naruto returns to a world that thought he was dead. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,585 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 12/11/2005 - Published: 9/17/2005 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 4,757 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Acceptance? by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry’s relationship is revealed to the Order. People do NOT react as he expected. Oneshot, slash, femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 159 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A New Cause by MystikD109 reviews
Naruto gets fedup with Konoha and leaves. On his journey he runs into an unexpected group and decided to join them. After several years Naruto returns, but what are his intentions and how far will he go to accomplish them? [Completed]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,475 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 2,336 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Naruto U. - Complete
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Destiny reviews
What if Merlin had a bit more conflict in his other land than his mother hinted? What new destiny has been carved out for this different, darker Merlin?
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,184 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Merlin
The Deepest Truth reviews
Jacob Black has imprinted on the one person that can tear his world apart. With the strain of being a new Alpha of a growing pack and Sam threatening war on all vampires, where does Jacob's love fit in? Even worse...if he keeps ignoring it, he risks a fate worse than death, the loss of his wolf. Jakeward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,216 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Jacob, Edward
Taint reviews
Naruto contemplates Sasuke. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Parasite reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, richest man in Asia, playboy of the century. Uchiha Sasuke, money hungry and pretty boy posterchild. Now, what were to happen if said pretty boy were to become secretary of said playboy, and cause said play boy to fall in lust? NC17
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,215 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/18/2009 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
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