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Joined 05-05-08, id: 1568804, Profile Updated: 04-09-10
Author has written 9 stories for Shrek, National Treasure, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

My name is Paula B. I'm 15, in freshman year of high school, and I have black hair and brown eyes. My favorite movies are Harry Potter, Shrek, The Lion King, and more. My favorite books are Harry Potter and Twilight, and my favorite TV show is Naruto. My favorite animes are Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Hetalia, Ouran, and more. Also, Fall Out Boy, My Chemical Romance, Bon Jovi, and a helluva more are my favorite bands. I should stop talking about my favorite things so I won't pull a Sound of Music and start singing out of nowhere. xDDD

"Under this mask...is ANOTHER MASK!"-Kakashi Hatake, Naruto episode 101.

"Dattebayo!"-Japanese Naruto

"Believe It!"-English Naruto

"When I was in school, my mom brought me to the doctor's because I slept in class a lot; turns out I was just lazy." - Patrick Stump

"Emo is OVER! You can all go home now." - Pete Wentz

"I have more hair. More than the average man." - Joe Trohman

"Pete's gonna come by with Starbucks and.. I don't know, spill it on it, then everyone dies...?" - Andy Hurley

"If they had a Victoria's Secret, I'd be found browsing around it. I'm not going to lie, I'm curious, alright!?" when asked what store he'd be found in if locked in a mall - Brendon Urie

"I'm Jon from Panic! at the Disco, and uh, I'd have to say between breasts, legs, or butts, I'm a fan of the whole package. So, as long as they're proportional, it's good, for me." - Jon Walker

"You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bow staff." - Napoleon Dynamite

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Sphere of Influence by Orodruin reviews
A personal matter can never stay personal forever. Voldemort wreaks havoc, Kakashi struggles to find balance between his duty and protecting his brother, Harry tries not to get involved, and being declared AWOL is the least of their troubles. APM Sequel.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 232,941 - Reviews: 1616 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
PenPals by Nezume-chan reviews
Roy and Riza are secretly pen-pals, but don't know it. Eventually, they'll find out and see that the thing they're looking for is each other. Please read and enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Roy M., Riza H.
Naruto: the Keyblade Master by Bill Alain reviews
Sora has lived a happy life, but his heart tells him that darkness will rise again, and far out of his reach. So he has found a succesor, a certain Orange clad ninja. Good Kyuubi, NaruXHina, NarutoXKingdom Hearts Xover. Discontinued
Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 94,948 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 8/15/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.]
Naruto and the Goblet of Fire by Reidluver reviews
Unwillingly brought into a strange world, trying to hide your secrets, being there during a tournament that hasn't been held in over a century, and oh, having the most powerful wizard seeking you for your power. Simple? I think not.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 127,836 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,535 - Follows: 869 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Scissors by BEN-Beyond the Elusive Nomads reviews
Naruto asks Kakashi a question on the way back from their mission in wave...but it leads to more consequences then anyone could ever imagine...CRACK. t for Hidans mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,932 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Naruto U., Akatsuki - Complete
Hogwarts' ANBU by Mayet reviews
After Voldemort's return at the end of the fourth year, Dumbledore thinks it wise to better protect his school and students. For this purpose he decides to hire a few well known Shinobi... Full summary and pairings inside!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 136,938 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha High School by HuisClos reviews
Highschool fic Meet Kakashi Hatake, the new teacher in Kononha High School. See how he handles his problematic class! Pairings inside UPDATED!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,739 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/3/2009 - Published: 12/29/2005
Will of Fire by Mystic Dragon reviews
When the Yondaime had no choice but to sacrifice himself to stop his wife from her rampage, it left their two year old, part fox son, Naruto, an orphan. Luckily, the Sandaime put him in the capable, caring hands of the four biggest village misfits. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,205 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/13/2008 - Iruka U., Anko M., Itachi U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Photograph by Widow's FeatherPen reviews
Photos sometimes show what the eyes can't see. Naruto wanted a picture of his friends. ::Happy B-day, Naruto!::
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Kyuubi's gift: Redux by L33t Horo reviews
Rokudaime Naruto finally defeated Orochimaru...but he is the only one left... he decided to change things back... so he must time travel
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,655 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008
The Forgotten Heir by Tori of Lorien reviews
Sequel to 'Three Words'. Eight years after the finding of the Jesse James treasure, there is a lasting peace in the Gates family. But soon, the world they know is threatened, and a new treasure will determine the fate of all humanity. Complete!
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 93,268 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Ben G., Ian H. - Complete
Fever 2012 by Angelic Prophecy reviews
March, 2012. Chaos breaks out when a deadly new virus is unleashed on the world. It kills anyone who is infected with the disease. Who will die, and who will be left behind to pick up the broken pieces the world has left behind? MULTIPLE CHARACTER DEATHS!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,605 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
The Daughter of Indiana Jones by Bryn Elizabeth reviews
What if, ten years before raiders of the Lost Ark, Indiana and Marion were married- and had a daughter? What if they separated, and she stayed with her dad? This is the story of Marie Jones.
Indiana Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,711 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2008 - Published: 5/12/2008
Breathe by omalleyanatomy26 reviews
Ben and Abi finds out Riley has asthma at the worst possible time. When they are in the tunnels and Mitch steals the inhaler forcing them to continue to save Riley's life. PLEASE REVIEW! UPDATED!
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008
Pictures at an Exhibition by Craic agus Ceol reviews
ONESHOT Ben notices something strange about Riley's apartment and sets out to remedy it. Pre-NT2, no slash. For Rhiannon Aurorafai's birthday!
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Riley P., Ben G. - Complete
Three times Riley couldn't figure Mitch out by gyuumajo reviews
Three times Riley couldn't figure Mitch out and one time he could . Slight spoilers--contain scenes from National Treasure: Book of Secrets.
National Treasure - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Complete
What the f? by Deathpenguin37 reviews
A boy awoke in a forest he was inexplicably afraid of, upon discovering he had been dead for twenty years he sets out to find the only people who matter. But what has become of them?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,824 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Torune - Complete
Naruto Musical: Bohemian Rhapsody by Styrofoam Cicada reviews
Naruto characters forcably preform a musical surrounded around the classic Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. OOC, to an extent.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by The Doll reviews
The tale of a lonely Beast and the beautiful girl...The tale of both finding love through breaking the rules of love. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,879 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
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Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes reviews
When a regular American otaku girl is warped to Konoha, she meets her favorite characters from her favorite anime. But what happens when she becomes her favorite character's daughter? KakashixOC
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Kakashi H.
A Team
Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi have succeeded in capturing Sasuke. Before they take him to the Leaf, they're going to give him a little talk about teamwork.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Caramelldansen on a Zipline! reviews
What happens when an ordinary anime-loving girl is sucked into her favorite ninja anime? She tries to get her favorite Jonin a girlfriend, of course. Rated T for strong language and sexual innuedo. Kakashi/OC. AU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
A Little Less 16 Candles, A Little More 'Naruto' reviews
Fall Out Boy's "A Little Less 16 Candles" video...with a Naruto twist. BRIEF CHARACTER DEATH! Mild Kakashi/Ayame.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto's Birthday reviews
One-shot. NAruto feels that everyone forgot his birthday. Sorry, suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Between the Skies and Worlds reviews
Just to introduce myself to Fanfiction, I decided to reveal stuff about myself in the form of a fanfiction. Anyways, I am sucked into Shrek's world. Rated T for language and mild violence.
Shrek - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,869 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/20/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
Hum Hallelujah reviews
Starts off where the epilogue of Deathly Hallows left off. When Al, Rose, Scorpius, and their friends go to Hogwarts, things get hectic when James and Lily Potter, the Potter kids' grandparents, suddenly show up. Title inspired by song by Fall Out Boy
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Albus S. P., James P.
Hello, Obito reviews
Kakashi talks to an old friend of his...And welcomes his son into the world. One-shot. Reviews are much appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Kakashi H., Torune - Complete
They're Cousins? reviews
When Ben Gates's 13-year-old cousin comes to stay at his house for the summer, things get a little hectic when another treasure hunt occurs and...new arrivals are brought in.
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008