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Joined 05-05-08, id: 1568836, Profile Updated: 01-09-11

Hello. My name is Sir Spamalot. I'm a young writer and artist. I had ojne story up on here, that was from 2008. And it sucked balls. I would like to bata for some stories but right now I don't have enough writing to do it offically. Thank you for reading.

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Fallen by Confusedknight reviews
Kicked out of Page training, Kel becomes entangled in a bitter struggle for the suffering people of Scanra. Four years later she returns to Tortall, a stranger to those who once knew her, a stranger who has not forgotten the promises she made...
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 83 - Words: 424,488 - Reviews: 11834 - Favs: 2,324 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Keladry, Nealan, Raoul, Domitan - Complete
Quiet Summer by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
HIATUS. L/J. "The first duty of love is to listen." In arguing, neither gave up. But when James finally walks away and Lily is left standing in his wake, the echo of his silence ringing in her ears, something changes in her heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,321 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Hold Me Close and Believe by She Who Cannot Be Turned reviews
Sam was always a little odd as a child. His only friend was imaginary. When he turned 14, John realised his imaginary friend was still there and got him professional help. Only Dean wondered just how imaginary the friend was. Pre-Series. SLASH.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 40,487 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/28/2011 - [Sam W., Gabriel] Dean W., John W. - Complete
The Truth in Shards by barefoot11 reviews
Matthew knows, that at the end of this long journey, he'd have Alfred to thank. His brother had been the one to ditch him, after all, and that's what had started the whole mess. Human names used, AU, eventual Prussia/Canada, others
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 72,030 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Getting Out by SupernaturallyEgocentric reviews
John pushes Sam a little too far. Sam's decision to quit school and hunt full time has unexpected and potentially tragic consequences. This was written for the Big Bang Challenge over on Supernaturalcoholics. COMPLETE!
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
7 Warning Signs Your Brother Has a Midlife Crisis by Debbie L reviews
Ten years after the apocalypse, something is wrong with Dean, and Sam is bound and determined to find out what it is... future fic written during early Season 6.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,103 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 3,573 - Follows: 1,418 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Place for Warriors by owlsaway reviews
Dumbledore locks Harry and Snape in the Room of Requirement. Harry's magic works, and Snape's doesn't. Will they kill each other? No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,507 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 1,705 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Hidden by KKBELVIS reviews
WARNING! Season Six Warning. AU. Supernatural clone wars. A plain crazy story about Sammy being cloned. Hurt comfort Sam / protective caring Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,485 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Full Circle by Jedi Sapphire reviews
After weeks back on the road together, things still aren't quite the same. It's up to the boys to figure out how to fix things. Spoilers up to Swan Song.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 43,282 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Je t'aime, Canada by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Oh yeah, Canada will make sure that no one will ever forget him again... America is not amused. America x Canada, Canada x World ... Chapters shall be edited/cleaned-up and then I'll finally finish this!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 84,901 - Reviews: 2028 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009 - [Canada, America]
Little Red Courgette by Blame Brampton reviews
Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,928 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Girl Who Was October by Nyah reviews
October tells a Halloween story of Eric and Sookie that goes like this: "This is a love story, not a falling in love story." A submission for the Eric and his Great Pumpkin one-shot contest. Rated M for love and all that involves.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,618 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Eric, Sookie
Between the Lines of Fear and Blame by Faye Dartmouth reviews
In the hunt for Lucifer, Sam is hurt and Dean has to embark on a quest to find his brother in more ways than one.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,364 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/4/2009 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Possessions by Hot Monkey Brain reviews
Damien returns to South Park, hunting an escapee from Hell. Aided by the mortally challenged and the mercenary, he's also being distracted by a certain English boy. Slash, Dip. Complete!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,793 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/10/2009 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Damien, Pip P. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 7,299 - Follows: 4,089 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Here's the Deal by Debbie L reviews
A world of salt and good intentions doesn’t change the fact that he was doomed long before he knew that his heart pumped demon blood. Sam’s on a road trip with a reaper, but Dean’s never been much for being left behind. Vague S3 and S4 spoilers
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Like a Romantic Comedy by cosmopolitan reviews
LJ: they say that life is like a box of chocolates. Personally, though, I don't see it, if anything, it's more like a romantic comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,972 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/11/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
In Loco Parentis by amitai reviews
When Jack has to go back to Chicago to be with her parents, MI6, as always, get involved with Alex's life, and arrange a guardian for him to stay with. Alex plus unknown guardian equals... oh dear.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 88,398 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 7/6/2006
Frogs by bluewingedkitty reviews
“But if Jeb is using the spaghetti pot,” I whispered, eyes wide, “Where are the frogs?” Fang looked at me apologetically. “Just…don’t use the downstairs bathroom right now.” Set 3 years brfore TAE. Cute little idea I had, with the beginings of FAX! Yeah!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,422 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
A Year and a Day by Maygra reviews
Breaking the deal Dean made was always a given. How Sam would do it, not so much.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,830 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The Lady and the Knight by Jack Hawksmoor reviews
Sarah's made a great life for herself, but Jareth has a problem. Will Sarah help him? What will it cost her if she does? J/S *Tiny Shirtless Jareth included*
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,312 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Forgive Those Who Trespass by Lomonaaeren reviews
COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,232 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Guidelines to Writing a Good Maximum Ride FanFic by EdwardAddict reviews
So you want to write a MaxRide fic. But how to start? How can you avoid being terribly clichéd? How can you avoid getting flamed? All this and more in the complete guide to writing. Finally complete
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Fallen Man's Praise by Faye Dartmouth reviews
It could be the end of the world it probably is, but Sam doesn't quite know how to care.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,921 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
See No Evil by cylobaby reviews
When Lily goes blind, she discovers she has special powers. Due to those powers, she decides not to tell the school about her blindness. Read as she struggles with new powers and emotions. Abandoned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,250 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 5,317 - Follows: 1,114 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.