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Joined 05-05-08, id: 1568926, Profile Updated: 10-16-09
Author has written 13 stories for Bleach, D.Gray-Man, House, M.D., Ouran High School Host Club, Avatar: Last Airbender, Slayers, Star Trek: 2009, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, and Naruto.

Once a physicist, always a physicist. Why oh why dost thee wish to become a lyricist?

Not exactly a physicist, but close. So my style of writing is crisp, dry and to the point. I have a kernel of a fan inside, thus should I let it grow it might turn into a monster. I hate illogical, unexplained loops in plotline, so may go over the top just to make a story fit together.

Hereby and now I solemnly declare my worst enemy is out-of-characterness. The image of the author's favourite personages dancing to the tune of Pink Panther may enter my mind, and no matter how amusing imagining them singing "Lion sleeps tonight" is, I swear not to share this horror with the rest of the world.

Meet my punctuation freak – I put comma and dash whenever possible, and since I have no beta there’s no one to knock some punctuation sense in me, so if a kind soul wishes to beta me, they will be greeted with a warm hug and homemade cookies, with chocolate!

As you can see, I tend to use oversized sentences.

Slash/yaoi/whatever-to-call-it: I actually don't like it that much. I just like the characters. Why does all good fiction have mostly male interesting characters? I'd gladly make Lavi from D.Gray-Man female for instance. Or Zelgadiss from Slayers, though it would make his (now her) life even more miserable, MWAHAHAHA!

I, also known as Niina or Anna when signing reviews while not logged in, have a lj account, with more of my ramblings.

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Пьянка в доме Куросаки by Mirenately reviews
Какими могут быть последствия пьянки в доме Куросаки? Ну, если не глобальными, то сносом дома и крыши у хозяина и гостей тут закончится точно. Humor and nothing except humor. ВНЕЗАПНО, но факт - новая глава!
Bleach - Rated: T - Russian - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/17/2014 - Published: 11/20/2008
Poison by tsutsuji reviews
Zelgadis seeks his cure at the fabled Shrine of Shimer. Xelloss has his own secret! reasons for visiting the shrine, reasons that will draw them ever closer together, and force Zel to make a momentous decision. XelZel, yaoi, angst. Bonus lemon added!
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,133 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 6/13/2005 - [Zelgadiss G., Xelloss M.] - Complete
Flower Power by Enide Dear reviews
Cid resorts to desperat actions to find out if Vincent loves him
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
Cinderella by PfenixB reviews
When asked to babysit Marlene, Vincent wonders just why they need him if Cid is staying with Tifa. He soon finds out. Cid's really nothing more than a big kid. And who knew? He enjoys bedtime stories as much as Marlene does. Very mildly implied Valenwind.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Vincent V., Cid H. - Complete
Irony by acegirl195 reviews
DGM Kink Meme request I filled: Cross/Lavi. Lavi joking Kanda shouldn't face Cross or the General would hit on him due to Kanda being as cute as a girl, so Lavi is very surprised the General hits on him instead.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Cross Marian, Lavi - Complete
Out of Order by tami3 reviews
Kanda never figured out how he managed to get over his one-dimensionality, but having feelings for Lavi is screwing him over. What sucks the most? Lavi thinks Kanda’s crush on him is pretty funny. Crack-tastic but in-character. Promise. Last part 6 is up.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,324 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
Look At Me by Impervious Marr reviews
You made me insane, and crazy and mad; it's making me shiver and it's making me high, the only thing I see is just green and more green, and the best thing of all? I'm invisible to you. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
My only love sprung from my only many hatreds by lilla-bis reviews
Kanda hates many, many things. Or does he? Slash. LaviKanda.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Grenshaft by Kaeru Shisho reviews
Zelgadiss travels to a distance land in search of happiness and meets an intriguing male companion, but will it prove to be his lifemate, or another disappointment? Warning: yaoi slash male x male pairing
Slayers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,439 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Zelgadiss G. - Complete
Suddenly I've Run Out of Secrets SHONEN AI by FormerlyKnownAsRin reviews
RevisedA little XelZel HurtComfort fic
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,801 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/10/2001
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Sketch of a Monster reviews
Unexpectedly and accidently, Lina Inverse findns out an astonishing secret about Xelloss, and being the redhead demon she is, she decides to help. Warning: will be slash, X/Z. Chapters will be from different POVs.
Slayers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,564 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Xelloss M., Zelgadiss G.
Eye of the beholder reviews
For once everything is reversed. For once Rock Lee is the one having questions, and Gaara is the one trying to find answers. Not slash. Friendship fic! Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
The Favor, unasked for reviews
One day, one job brings help to Orihara Izaya in a situation he absolutely needs no help whatsoever. Or does he? Izaya's POV. Oneshot. Slashy, I/S.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Izaya O., Shizuo H. - Complete
The probability of winning an argument reviews
...Is close to zero. Captain Kirk tries his best strategy of winning an argument only to have it go not exactly as planned. Oneshot. Slash, K/S, and strange humor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Jasdevi's imagination reviews
Finally the time has come for Jasdero and Devit to bring Cross to his knees... If Jasdevi can handle it that is.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Jasdero, Cross Marian - Complete
Life Changing is not Life Shattering reviews
The war ended and some people found their piece at that time. Not Toph – she has a long way to go to finally confront her parents. Moreover, Zuko owns her that damn fieldtrip, por fin! After all, the search for the Avatar hardly could be counted as one.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,226 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Toph, Zuko - Complete
The Night I lost my Common Sense reviews
The older Hitachiin twin desperately tries to bring his Common Sense back. What logic can he use? Hikaru's POV. Warnings: not just slash but twincest! Oneshot.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H. - Complete
A step away reviews
How much pushing does a stubborn person need to finally face himself, and how much is too much? Kanda-centric. Slashy. Kanda x Lavi. On permanent HIATUS, for the author lost all interest in the series.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/10/2009 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
Bitchiness of Fate reviews
Juvenile? – Yes. No, scratch that, – definitely yes. But add some holiday spirit and alcohol, and a Truce-or-Dare game could be so much fun. Slashy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/3/2009 - G. House, R. Chase - Complete
Musings at midnight reviews
In the midst of the war, it isn't sex they're looking for, but someone to make them feel human again, someone to lay with and forget what's going on in the world.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Reever W. - Complete
Asi se baila el tango reviews
Lavi helps his friend in an hour of mortal peril, but that doesn’t mean he can’t enjoy himself at the time. Kanda/Lavi. EDITED: now has a working link.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
And the train goes forward reviews
Kanda and Lavi are on their way to a mission in a train compartment and… things develop from there.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Prologue reviews
They won the war... It is not surprising since there could be considered a winner in every war unless absolutely everyone dies. So, who were “they”?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete