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Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Maximum Ride, and Pretty Little Liars series.

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Adrift in a World by Miss Whiskers reviews
Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 172,757 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 4,547 - Follows: 4,989 - Updated: 12/30/2014 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Harry P.
If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh by carmelinagunn reviews
Bella moved to LA and has found "sisters" in 2 of her school mates. They meet 3 brothers in their new apt building & experiences love in more ways than one, in more depth than she knew was possible. Zip up your love. Read IEWIS. AH, regular pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 46 - Words: 291,233 - Reviews: 5025 - Favs: 5,029 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 356,847 - Reviews: 14399 - Favs: 9,659 - Follows: 9,320 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Anything's Possible by sillycucumber reviews
Harry knows now what he has to do. He's the only one who can. Everyone helps him out with the fulfilment of the prophecy, but he receives help from last person he would have ever expected, a relative long thought dead. AU DH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 518,916 - Reviews: 992 - Favs: 780 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 2813 - Favs: 3,733 - Follows: 3,351 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Sometimes, I Wonder by Silver Crescent Eclipse reviews
Harry's twin brother, Chase, is believed to be the Chosen One while Harry is neglected. But the night the Potter's are attacked Harry is the one that is hit with the curse and survives, but get's sent to another place...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 91,967 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 2,479 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/10/2007 - Harry P.
Backward With Purpose Part I: Always and Always by Deadwoodpecker reviews
AU. Harry, Ron, and Ginny send themselves back in time to avoid the destruction of everything they hold dear, and the deaths of everyone they love. This story is now complete! Stay tuned for the sequel!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 287,186 - Reviews: 4038 - Favs: 4,604 - Follows: 1,591 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3163 - Favs: 5,836 - Follows: 7,898 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Carry On by Teenlaunch reviews
Harry suddenly finds himself in the time of the Marauders and in deep trouble. Will he be able to hide his identity from the Marauders? And will he realize the family he has wanted for so long is right beside him? timetravel, bondingfamily fic, AU no DH
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 134,024 - Reviews: 1559 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,815 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Remus L.
You Obviously Haven't Seen the Wings by Unsaid Goodbyes reviews
Your typical Maximum Ride and Twilight crossover, with a twist, this time, Bella’s part of the Flock. Will Edward still fall in love with Bella—wings and all? AU, BellaxEdward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 48,555 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Bella, Edward
When She Smiles by l'heure bleue reviews
Alice and Jasper have always been friends. First kiss at five, ”I love you” at six — and a terrible tragedy before they'd even begun high school. Can the love the share overcome the fear, and the pain? ”Daddy," he cried. ”Don't hurt me…” — COTN SIDE-STORY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 59,639 - Reviews: 5455 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,159 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Alice, Jasper
Something Grim This Way Comes by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry is about to start his first year at Hogwarts. With him comes his cynical, somewhat unofficial, not to mention bent on world domination girlfriend Mandy. And they're also bringing their mutual best friend i.e.: indentured servant the Grim Reaper.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 2,955 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 11/18/2005 - Harry P., Mandy
A Future in the Past by Sweet Emotion reviews
Bella is able to go back to the year 1918. She meets Edward and they fall in love. When she is forced back to her own century, thinking he's died, she discovers some big surprises when she exiles herself to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 98,565 - Reviews: 1383 - Favs: 1,278 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Heaven For The Weather, Hell For The Company by Lady Lemon Drop reviews
Time Travel 'His hand sunk through the wall. Someone grabbed it on the other side.' After the war, a letter from Harry's mother changes his life, giving him the one thing he's always wanted. To meet his parents. Re-vamp of previous 24 chapter story HPGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., James P.
When The Future Died by SpikyStar reviews
He controlled the elements, it wasn't enough. He was the powerful light wizard, but Voldemort was winning. Fate sent him back. No Slash please read, future Harry going back in time! Slight AU- Retains older body. fifth year Grammer fixed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 155,275 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 1,588 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P.
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2277 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 3,030 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Sunrise by BlueSea14 reviews
Twilight in Edward's point of view. Completed June 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 42 - Words: 335,515 - Reviews: 2163 - Favs: 2,255 - Follows: 1,098 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 9/30/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Music for Renesmee by MyEdward797 reviews
A Breaking Dawn missing moment. During Bella's transformation, Edward comes to terms with his love for Renesmee. **Now a series of oneshots featuring Edward and Nessie.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,974 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie
Harry Potter: the Other Child by Ryders on the Storm reviews
When everyone thinks Harry's brother is the BWL, Harry rises from the shadow of the brother to become more than anyone expected. HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,502 - Reviews: 2355 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 3,235 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Hear No Evil by BlueSea14 reviews
After over a hundred years alone, a deaf vampire Bella finds the Cullen family. With no memory of her human past, and no way to communicate with the world, how can they help her? Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 97,077 - Reviews: 1586 - Favs: 2,305 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Vision Stained with Red by XDCaramel reviews
Ever since I was born I saw these numbers and visions. They told me when and how a person would die. It was a normalcy to see these things above people's heads. Until I met them. They didn't have numbers. For them... I couldn't see anything. ExB. DISCONTINUED.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 88,714 - Reviews: 3621 - Favs: 2,798 - Follows: 2,564 - Updated: 2/1/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
In Plain Sight by poysin reviews
When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry's id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta'd by Graenr!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,693 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 1,693 - Follows: 1,912 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10298 - Favs: 12,597 - Follows: 5,170 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Indigo Skies by The Only Pancake reviews
Jasper left Bella, and she needed Jacob for stability. She finds peace in him, but when Jasper comes back, she questions everything she has grown know. Cullen/Werewolf drama will ensue. My JxB version of New Moon and Eclipse. Sequel to Darkest Before Dawn
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 53,165 - Reviews: 1334 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3596 - Favs: 5,338 - Follows: 1,272 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Something Other by Unofficial Cullen reviews
Bella Swan is not a vampire, werewolf, or witch. She’s “something other.” Vamps/Werewolves included. Canon Pairings. Nominated for Indie TwiFic award!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 63,708 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 986 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Complete
Pink Fluffy Pencil Case by CrystalBrooke reviews
AH. No one talks to Edward Cullen. He's the weird emo kid with the sexy hair and black skinny jeans. He denies he wears guyliner, but he totally does. Bella is the new girl, and doesn't get why he hates her. Never judge a person by their pencil case...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 47,495 - Reviews: 2783 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 9/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Dementors of Azkaban by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Third year is here with another challenge:a breakout at Azkaban Prison.Orion Black must now help defend his friends, Hayden and Rose, from those who seek revenge.If only he could sort out the strange voices that come whenever Dementors are near.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,631 - Reviews: 793 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
You Grew Up In The 90's If by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of ficlets and drabbles based on fads only a real 90's child would admire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 10,903 - Reviews: 1443 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,648 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
First Impressions by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
The day Bella went to the Cullens' home for the first time. Starting at Chapter 15 of Twilight from various Cullens' perspectives. This story is the behind the scenes look at the day Bella met the Cullens. What happened where Bella could not see them?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,856 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Carlisle, Esme
You Are Mine by silverwings1986 reviews
This is the sequal to "Our Little Secret." Enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,099 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Bella, Felix - Complete
War by LaBellaBella reviews
Set in the time of WW2, Bella Swan lives her life in a small town. She doesn't know what to think or feel when a group of soldiers comes home for a visit from the gruesome battlefields of Europe, led by a mysterious young Lieutenant General. All human, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,209 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Maybe by Shallie-wa reviews
What if Cammie's parents had both died when she was young? Never knowing about her spy parentage, Cammie has lived a normal life. Until one day she gets stuck in an elevator with a boy... named Zach Goode.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,850 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Cammie M., Joe S.
The Hippie Headmaster’s Pajama Party The Musical by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A parody on the fifth Harry Potter movie. Author not responsible for randomly feeling the need to sing or the urge to see Equus. Erratic bursts of laughter may also ensue please consult OotP to accurately complain to WB! ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,596 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Hot Boy Who Jumps From Trees by Dreamstallion33 reviews
A spoof on the fourth Harry Potter movie. Author’s Warning: May cause severe head nodding in agreement, and erratic bursts of laughter. Author not responsible for: tears of laughter, an urge to throw the GoF DVD at someone, ect. ENJOY! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,205 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Complete
Someone Wake Me Up by Dancemydreams reviews
After Bella's tragic 18th birthday party, Edward leaves her for her safety. But, what would have happened if he had left more than an agonizing girl behind? What if, without knowing, he had left his own baby growing inside of her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 63,397 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 883 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Moonless Nights by sarahandkate reviews
I guess you could say we're you're average teenagers. Alice and I were so different yet one thing kept us the same. She could see the future and I could see ghosts. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 77,366 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 3,136 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Child of the Phoenix by tc22 reviews
AU: Voldemort never finds out Lily is pregnant so is unable to mark Harry as his equal. However complications with his birth leave Harry anything but normal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,325 - Reviews: 926 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 1,690 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
From Where I'm Standing by runaway xo reviews
Series of One-shots. All in the different POV's of the many Twilight Characters and their perspective of Edward and Bella's relationship. Fluff. Of course.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,568 - Reviews: 929 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008
The Tragically Original Tale of Bella's Love Life by ladytransformed reviews
Follow Bella Swan, the glorified wallflower, who hates Edward Cullen, man-whore, at first sight but proceeds to enter a contrived relationship with him anyway. They soon find that they are soul mates and surprisingly so are their best friends! AH Parody.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Wizards by Corwalch reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban after being framed for murder in the beginning of his 6th year at Hogwarts. While there, he unlocks the "Power the Dark Lord Knows Not". What will happen once his former friends know he's innocent? Watch the fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,710 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 5,937 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Adopting a Wizard by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
HP/Twilight crossover. Carlisle Cullen takes in an orphan boy from the streets of Privet Drive on that fateful night us Harry Potter fans know so well. But when introduced to the Wizard World, the Cullens may not be as powerful as they think. ON HOLD
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 75,751 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Darkest Before Dawn by The Only Pancake reviews
What if Edward was Alice's mate? What if Bella had fallen in love with Jasper and when she first came to Forks? That's what this story is about! In short, it's the JxB version of Twilight. Goes into the start of New Moon. Dialogue centric, saftey rating.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 41,761 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Harry Potter and the Founders Objects by Lady Halaia reviews
AU After a bad summer at the Dursley's, Harry needs time to recover. Will time spent in the year 1977 give this to him? Time Travel, HPGW, JPLE, RWHG Contains abuse. Ignore ending of GoF, all of OotP and HBP. NOW ADOPTED BY REDHEADDELINQUENT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 47,622 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Harry P.
Breakfast at Tiffany's The Original Oneshot by profmom72 reviews
For My Valentine Contest Entry. Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. One shot written with HMonster4.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Thirst for Midnight Sun by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Did Stephenie Meyer’s partial draft leave you as unsatisfied as me? If so, feel free to check out my version of Midnight Sun, starting at Chapter 13.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,472 - Reviews: 2347 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Edward, Bella
A Child of the Night by l'heure bleue reviews
"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 194,119 - Reviews: 9652 - Favs: 2,310 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8206 - Favs: 5,858 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P. - Complete
Ten Little Things by Jess.91 reviews
I love reading these, so I thought I'd try my own. Ten facts about some of the HP characters. Starts with next generation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 153,406 - Reviews: 2779 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 12/18/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Complete
The Desire Box by EdwardCullen4President reviews
Bella Swan is the geek of school and recieves a special box from a gypse that is said to make her deepest desire come true. What happens when a bronze haired, niave boy magically appears in her house? ExB. All human. OOC. Five-shot. Sequel?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,173 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Awkward Day by pandorasnotebook reviews
Awkward Day is the Cullen's favorite holiday when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence. Poor Edward. Oneshot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 70 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Our Little Secret by silverwings1986 reviews
What if the Cullens weren’t the first vampires Bella met? Well thirteen years earlier Bella met Marcus, of the Volturi. I’m not good at summaries. Please review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 19,225 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Bella, Marcus - Complete
The Forsaken by ohxmyxria reviews
-AU- Abandoned by her mother, rejected by her father, forsaken by her classmates; Bella Swan has lost her faith in humanity. Can Edward Cullen show her that falling in love is a risk with taking, pain and all? -by Ria & Rio-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 98,668 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What To Do? by know-it-all-bookworm reviews
Fate made a mistake, and Moera must fix it. The solution: kidnapping sixteen people and telling them the future in an attempt at changing one hardheaded Headmaster's mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 131,273 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Wannafightaboutit? by FakeBaconFryer reviews
It's the 5th week of Bella's senior year, and Edward's ignored her all of last and all of this year too... Then, of course, Mike, Eric, and Tyler get into it over her, she goes off to be alone, only to be meet by the Edwardian Perfection...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Even by Historybuff1536 reviews
Ginny is trying to sleep in. But a boot, the sun and a green eyed, bespectacled man are not letting her. And just when she thought her day, couldn't get worse, it does. Or does it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Off The Job by Lily Turtle reviews
Ever wondered what our beloved characters do when we aren't brutally using them? Read to find out. Welcome to the Twilight fanfiction waiting room! Latest chapters - Breaking Dawn spoofs. Because I really just can't help myself... Chaos in its purest form
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,367 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Bit of a Holiday by Only Sometimes reviews
“So, after SEVEN YEARS you decide to waltz back in, a bit drunk, at two in the morning! You’re legally dead, being missing for seven years!” “Legally, not literally, c’mon now, let’s focus on the positive..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,167 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Ginny W. - Complete
Barbie Spice by BloodyMarry reviews
Emmett and Jasper have to watch Bella. Remotes explode. Pipes are thrown. Hoods are jumped on. And laughter and ridiculous amounts of random hilarity ensue. Beware.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,564 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance by paulaluv2000 reviews
Harry defies Dumbledore and finds out about his mother's family. What Harry uncovers will rock the wizarding world!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,559 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 1,498 - Follows: 1,483 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P.
Pizza by Saiyachick reviews
Emmett realizes just how important Edward is to Bella. Set during Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Emmett - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,293 - Follows: 1,479 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Hunted by yoyoente reviews
James discovered Bella before she ever moved to Forks. After killing Renee and Phil, James decides Bella will be his new mouse in his sick game. How will his plan to terrify her play out now that Bella is in Forks and indifferent to life? UP FOR ADOPTION!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 56,068 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Bella, James
Fear by NoMoreThanUsual reviews
Summary: Bella’s courage does have its limits. The day Edward was dreading – the day in which Bella runs away screaming – has finally come. Jasper’s POV and Edward’s POV.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Dinner Party by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
Bella prepares to have a diner party with her soon to be vampire family, with her very observant and suspicious mother. But first Edward has to convince Bella to agree to this embarrasing situation. *Hiatus*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,853 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bella, Edward
Amber Italia by TheBestForksAren'tTheShinyOnes reviews
One of the less-noticed characters of Twilight gets her story told. Justice wasn't served from Bella's POV- you never really know what's going on behind kitchen doors...
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,683 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008
Chaos at the Cullens by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Emmett and Jasper have a bet... Who can cause the most chaos within their family? Join them through the tears, blood, and unconsiousness- of course, all belong to Bella. Written for a challenge
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,130 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Chamber of Secrets by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Orion Black is back for another year at Hogwarts but his hope for a peaceful year is quickly pushed aside by a pompous Defense teacher, mysterious voices in the walls and the heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,756 - Reviews: 831 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,723 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Epic Battle by musically inclined reviews
Author of Through Your Eyes: So here I was preparing for possibly the biggest moment of my new non-life. I was preparing to arm wrestle the strongest, scariest vampire, the arm wrestle master himself. Emmett Cullen. *ONEHOT*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Potter's Army by mel92 reviews
AU. The last of Potter's army: the Golden trio, the twins, Ginny, Draco, Luna and Neville are accidentally sent back to their infant bodies after the fall of Hogwarts. Harry gets the shock of a lifetime when he meets his family. HG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,360 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5344 - Favs: 9,734 - Follows: 2,919 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Twiliator by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A series of Mediator/Twilight smackdowns, with all our favourite vampires, ghosts, mediators, werewolves, and...well, Bella's just not that special. For the "What If?" Writing Challenge.
Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008
This Is War by edwardNOTjacob reviews
A snow-day in Forks. To amuse themselves, the Cullens and Bella decide to engage in a snowball fight. But how will Bella react when Edward tells her to sit out and watch?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,649 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 175 - Published: 3/20/2008
Sk8r Girl by Bobby Rae reviews
A month before the wedding, Bella gets an email from some old friends and goes to Pheonix with Edward's Vanquish! Very funny, BxE. 2 shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,091 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008
New Perspectives by Crystal Kisses reviews
AU: Paris. The most romantic city in the world. To Lily, it was irrelevant until one fateful day on the Eiffel Tower. She meets a man, a man that reminds of her of what she's forgotten about life. Now, if she could only tell him who she really is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,721 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Lily Luna P., James P.
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 101 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 295 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
I like bears by Alice laughed reviews
Emmett in 200 words. I just couldn't leave him alone. I might add other subjects in the future.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 446 - Follows: 62 - Published: 11/2/2007
Harry Potter Finds Joy by Deadwoodpecker reviews
After death reunion. Deathly Hallows spoilers. Chapter 7 is up! Feel free to tell me where you want Harry to go in the next chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,530 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 11/2/2007 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Complete
Heat by Saiyachick reviews
What exactly did Bella keep mumbling during the chapter Fire and Ice, in Eclipse? OneShot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Esme's Etiquette by Saiyachick reviews
Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Quick, Grab the Cheese Wheels and Run! by charmingly-holly reviews
Ginny Weasely is stuck as Maid of Honor in two separate, highly unconventonal weddings. She's none too happy about the situation, as it only reminds her that she is Without a Wizard. To top things off, she's hungry, and she's not allowed to eat her hat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,769 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Intoxicated by Eowyn77 reviews
The first kiss, from Edward's perspective.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,025 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Complete
Rise of the Protector by ksomm814 reviews
Complete.Final chapter in the Midnight Series.Harry's job is clear: destroy the Horcruxes and defeat Voldemort. With the death of a mentor, Harry is forced to become something he never wanted, a leader.Year seven has arrived and there is no turning back
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,346 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 996 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Airplane! by LilyPrincess reviews
Very AU. After missing the concert of the year due to a stupid muggle mishap, Lily Evans gets on a plane to fly off to Chicago, ready to spend a good few weeks with her father. The trip there, however, turns out better than the missed concert. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,004 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Unknown Relations: The Philosopher's Stone by ksomm814 reviews
Complete.Follow Orion Black as he enters his first year at Hogwarts and learns more than he ever imagined about his mysterious past, the scar on his forehead shaped like a lighting bolt and the boy who lived, Hayden Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,441 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Six Degrees of Drunkenness by B.C Daily reviews
A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Welcome to Forks by Rhiann reviews
Our lives are entirely normal. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/21/2006
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Three Marauders and a Baby by TheFox101 reviews
Lily goes food shopping, leaving Harry with his father. James calls in reinforcements. This is going to be a long day...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Complete
Putting the 'M' in Mystery by missy mee reviews
When an eighteen year old green eyed black haired teacher shows up in 1977 with a snake and flirty redhead in tow, there's sure to be complications. HG. Formally 'Meet Professor Son - I mean - Potter'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 53,371 - Reviews: 3014 - Favs: 2,841 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 3/20/2006 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Power of Hogwarts by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Sequel to BOAD. Harry has left the wizarding world as a last attempt to save those he loves. However, no one is ready to let him go, whether it is friend or foe. Powers are realized. Friendships are tested. Alliances are formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 219,365 - Reviews: 1438 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Moonlit Ones by Queen Melian reviews
‘Whenever the innocent are in danger the Huntress will ride again.’ Lily has done everything in her power to go unnoticed, but sometimes average just isn’t a choice....LJ AU Now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 46 - Words: 118,105 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Invictus by opalish reviews
Harry Potter disappeared from Privet Drive when he was six years old. Now, ten years later, he's been found...and he's not about to be anyone's hero. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,894 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 1,872 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Harry P.
Living without Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, second in main Dangerverse, complete. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger–Lupin, and Draco Black were raised by the Marauders and their wives. Now they and their friend Ron Weasley are off to Hogwarts. Heaven help Hogwarts. Years 1 and 2, twisted canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 242,469 - Reviews: 2276 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 8/29/2005 - Published: 3/15/2005 - Complete
Teasing, Teaching and Time Travel by Tanydwr reviews
HIATUS. Harry becomes DADA teacher. In 1977. But what mystery shrouds the DADA teacher? The Marauders want to know. HG, y'know. Rated for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,757 - Reviews: 1363 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,119 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 6/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Burden of a Destiny by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to TOAC. Voldemort has returned but not everyone is ready to believe it. Harry enters his fifth year at Hogwarts changed from the events of the Triwizard Tournament but how much can one person endure before they eventually break?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 165,639 - Reviews: 1883 - Favs: 1,313 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Help! The Butter Dish is Attacking Me! by charmingly-holly reviews
COMPLETE. Ginny isn't a happy camper. What with a HalfNakedFlyingDwarf following her around, butterdishes and mashed potatoes forming conspiracies against her, and the eminent doom her eyebrows are facing, Valentine's is looking pretty shabby.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,969 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Living with Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, first in the main Dangerverse series, now complete. Lone wolf. Dream-seer. Bright child. Scarred child. Singer. Prisoner. Dancer child. Dragon child. Eight semi-ordinary people. One extraordinary family, and how they became one. Pre-Hogwarts story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 222,438 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004 - Complete
Harry Potter was an Only Child by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE! An AU fic where James and Lily lived, Harry is a normal wizard teen, and he has...SIBLINGS! But what happens when Harry finds out that he is living a life that shouldn't be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,334 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/9/2005 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Garnier Grade School by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
The long awaited sequel to Paris Preschool! The gang is starting its first day of kindergarten, and Christine makes a new friend who is a familiar face to all of us...
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2005
Trials of a Champion by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE Sequel to Midnight Guardian. Year Four. Harry now has a family and is looking forward to a boring year but someone at Hogwarts has other plans. Horrific nightmares, uncontrollable powers and overprotective guardians complicate everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 113,281 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 12/28/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Lily, the Vampire Slayer by Branw3n reviews
This generation’s Slayer, Lily Evans, is being re-assigned to a remote Scottish village named Hogsmeade to defeat an ancient evil terrorizing an entire countryside. *UPDATE Chap. 20 04-13-03*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,481 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 4/18/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Order of the Phoenix by Ruskbyte reviews
*Completed* Harry's fifth year and he's just been chosen by the Order. Kinda strange, especially since the only living member in the Order is Harry! New powers, new friendships, new relationships and old enemies. H/G and R/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,469 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/10/2002 - Published: 6/10/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Paris Preschool by Daroga's Rainy Daae reviews
Another Phantom of the Opera fanfic, but this one is different.. Erik, Christine and Raoul are kids! In - PRESCHOOL! What could a few three-year olds possibly do to cause trouble THIS time?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2002
Sorting Fred by Morrighan reviews
There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 93 - Published: 3/16/2001 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
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The Grass Is Always Greener reviews
Harry's lived two lives. In the first one, he was an orphan and hailed as the Boy-Who-Lived. In the second one, he lived with his very much alive family, the Potters. My take on the "waking up in a new universe" cliches. HarryxGinny, eventually
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Playing With Fire reviews
Wouldn't it be cool to be able to control fire? Or water, or air, or earth? Bella Swan thought so. But when her friend reveals herself to be an Elemental and Bella's powers start to develop, bringing along danger . . . well, suddenly, it's not so fun. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Bella
Forgotten Shoes and Broken Hearts reviews
We all know the story of Cinderalla. The shoe slips off, the Prince sets out to find her, and they all live happily ever after because of a perfect fit. But what if Prince Charming wasn't so smart and put the shoe on the wrong girl? BellaxEdward AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Bella, Edward
Descended reviews
With the arrival of 5 new students that somehow know Bella, everything that Bella's hidden from the Cullen starts to come to light. A hidden past, a sacred bloodline, and a secret that could destroy them all. BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,174 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella
Backstage Heart Attack reviews
After a chance meeting with Bella's friends from Phoenix, things go odd. Bella's friends are pressuring her to help them out in a way only Bella can. Edward's being distant. And a new vampire comes to town, with only Bella and human blood on his mind. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Bella
Two Blushing Pilgrims reviews
For Isabel0329 "For My Valentine" Contest. Bella is quoting Juliet in a meadow one day, when a gorgeous stranger with bronze hair starts to quote the lines of Romeo. BellaxEdward, All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let's Shoot Cupid and See How He Likes It reviews
A sarcastic Bella's point of view on Valentine's Day, from 2005 all the way through 2009. One shot. All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Roses, Just Minus The Thorns reviews
Purple: love at first sight. White: purity. Orange: the recievers conjures up thoughts of passion. So,what is Bella Swan to do when she recieves purple, white, and orange roses from a mysterious sender? All Human, BellaxEdward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,680 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snitches and Talkers Get Stitches and Walkers reviews
Mona realizes the mistake she made and makes plans to correct it. --SPOILERS FOR BOOKS 1-4-- Mona POV on the night of Hanna's "accident". Some language.
Pretty Little Liars series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Of Red Roses And Blue Carnations reviews
In which Edward Cullen buys a book. In which Bella Swan recieves a letter from a thankful Edward Cullen. In which love begins and matures. BxE All Human, oneshot maybe
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The List reviews
Thirty items on the List. Three best friends. The adventure of a lifetime. BellaxEdward, AlicexJasper, EmmettxRosalie As much as it hurts to say it.... *HIATUS*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,288 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008
Pink reviews
Fang wears a pink shirt. Tomatoes are thrown. And a certain blond wants to make out with Fang in the back alley. *SIDE STORY TO ALI DI ANGEL*
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
Memories reviews
Side story to "Ali Di Angel." Max is waking up and she's confused. Is she Maxine Walker, daughter of Anne Walker, and human, or Maximum Ride, daugher of no one, and part bird?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Max - Complete
Forest Surprises reviews
Lily is thinking about the mystery that is James Potter when she discovers a stag in the forest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Lily Evans P. - Complete