PineapplesArePsychic
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Joined 05-06-08, id: 1569467, Profile Updated: 10-25-12
Author has written 4 stories for Crucible, Harry Potter, Psych, and CSI: Miami.

This is the most boring profile ever! LOL

Hi I'm Heather and I love these fandoms (and pairings):

Psych (Shules obv.)

Bones (Cadgins and BB)

Melin (Gwen/Arthur)

Harry Potter (Dramione)

National Treasure (Riley/OC (because Riley never gets the girl))

Mentalist (Jisbon)

Scrubs (JD/Elliot and Cox/Jordan)

Lie To Me (Torres/Loker)

A Town Called Eureka (Jack/Alison and Jo/Zane)

Castle (Esplanie, Caskett)

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Heather

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Heaizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Red Penguin

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Catherine Weaver

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Mcnhetus

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Purple Lemonade

7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): Helen

8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black ... (I don't have any pets...never had and possibly never will!)

Fearless (see last question for title inspiration)

1. Put your music library (iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc.) on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You MUST write down the song title, no matter how silly it sounds.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY", YOU SAY?
I Would Die 4 U - Prince…okay then

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Baby I’ve Changed – Fountains of Wayne…but to what?

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
White Horse – Taylor Swift…I need a white horse man…LOL

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Forever and Always – Taylor Swift…this one doesn’t really make sense

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Innocence – Kirsty MacColl…yeah…be innocent

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Beginner’s Luck – Eels…lolage…I’m lucky

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
Give It All Up – Amy MacDonald…I’m gonna give up people…no need to be so sad I’m just joking…LOLJOKE

WHAT IS 22?
Too Much Of Yesterday – Jack McManus…that was too hard…L

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Messing With My Head – Tinted Windows…haha too right…they’re all messing with my head…LOL

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Sound Of Your Voice – Barenaked Ladies …okay then…moving on

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Beautiful – Glee Cast…yeah that’s me…beautiful

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Behind These Hazel Eyes – Kelly Clarkson…that one doesn’t work

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Bang On The Piano – Jack McManus…I’m going to bang on a piano now…LOL

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Who Am I – Will Young…they don’t know who I am…LOL

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Turn It Up – The Feeling…strange choice

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Stuck In The Middle – Mika…again strange choice

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
This Is The Life – Amy MacDonald…again not really making sense

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Almost Persuaded – Beth Rowley…another nonsensical one

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
The Love We’re In – Barenaked Ladies…again nonsense

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Walking Town – Jackson Browne…a town that can walk, sounds pretty bad to me

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
The Lovers Are Losing – Keane…I’m gonna die when the lovers lose…L

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Fireflies – Owl City…awww…fireflies make me cry…sniff, sniff

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Hat And Feet – Fountains of Wayne…I will marry a hat and feet…? Does that mean I will marry a really short dude…?

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Amity Gardens – Fountains of Wayne…Amity gardens…ahhhh…run away

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Someone To Love – Fountains of Wayne…again doesn’t really make sense

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
I Gave You All – Mumford and Sons…yeah...I wouldn't give YOU anything!

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Fifteen – Taylor Swift…nothing makes sense…at least the next one can be anything

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Fearless – Taylor Swift…will do ;)

I might have some of these more than once so forgive me if I do...

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and lose when it's weird. If you agree copy this and put it in your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever tripped on your own two feet copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've gotten completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever been standing up perfectly straight and fallen flat on your face paste this onto your profile.

If you like these copy and paste thingies then paste this on your profile.

If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever just stared at the wall and try to find pictures in the texture, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours

If you don't use MySpace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

WHETHER IT BE BETWEEN TWO MALES, TWO FEMALES OR A MALE AND A FEMALE, LOVE IS LOVE!...copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, or Hollister decided breathing was uncool. Paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing hysterically instead.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Nerds control computers. Computers will one day rule the universe. Thus, nerds will someday rule the universe. If you're a proud nerd, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would curiously ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, deathxbyxdawnxgurl, weasleybabe24, ga nat nat, evil older sister, Frozenfan, slygirl16, Raxacoricofallopatorius, Maethorwen of Atlantis, PaddySnuffles, Pineapple

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you've actually stopped reading a story because of the terrible state of the grammar, add this to your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like, two reviews, add this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile. (not so much british boys in general (since I am surrounded by them) but british boys and their accents when they are surrounded by americans in an american show)

If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances or games. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't ever been asked out. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Orlando Bloom or another actor no longer hugely popular, who can express herself better without words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

If you are a complete spelling/grammar/punctuation freak, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you are a CHOC AHOLIC -TALK AHOLIC -OR A-SHOP AHOLIC then copy and paste this!

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've read my entire profile because you're avoiding something, have no life, or have waaaaaaaay too much time on your hands, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, copy and paste this.

If you've missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this.

If you think iPods were gifts from the gods, copy and paste this.

If you hate Miley Cyrus, copy and paste this.

If you were sad when Steve Irwin died, copy and paste this.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing FanFic, or both, copy and paste this.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions (or typing out a stupid bio), copy and paste this.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this. (And quotes and other things)

If you believe teenagers are stereotyped, copy and paste this. (As a teenager, I have to agree)

If you've tripped where there is a ‘watch your step’ sign, copy and paste this.

If you have an iPod and love rocking out to it, copy and paste this.

If you've ran into a mirror, a tree, a door, etc., copy and paste this.

93 percent of teenagers would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're one of the 7 percent who'd ask, "What was your first clue?", "Your point being...?", or ,"You just realized this now?", copy and paste this.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy and paste this.

If you're a FanFiction addict, a computer addict, or both, copy and paste this.

How Stereotypical
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz.
I live in THE COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I speak MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I'm a LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I fell in love with a MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (actually that one's probably true :S)
I dye my hair CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I have a LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A LOT OF GIRL FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have a LOT OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I wear WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be gay too.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a big ass.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude.
I'm a STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does homework 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I love SHOPPING, so I MUST be rich.
I'm on a DANCE TEAM, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I'm a GUY WHO WEARS TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have an ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with A FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse.
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST be in the mob.
I wear BLACK nail polish, so I MUST be emo, goth, or punk.
I’m a CROSS-DRESSER, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.
I'm a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep.
I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a plaid skirt
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a vampire.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobic.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I like READING, so I MUST be a loner.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, so I MUST be wrong or misguided.
I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a satanist.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be white.
I spot GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, andnot be up with the times.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a cutter too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I point out MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I don't like to talk about MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I love ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I love SLASH, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic.
I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I love RENT, so I MUST be an emolesbian with AIDS.
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST wear a cowboy hat.
I'm a (bit of a)GEEK, so I MUST want to be something like a lawyer or doctor.

I'm a BOOKWORM, so I MUST be smart.

I DO BALLET, so I MUST be gay.

I like SHOPPING AT ABERCROMBIE, so I MUST be a prep.
I PLAY SPORTS, so I MUST be a tomboy.
I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST be a freak.
I wear BRIGHT COLORS, so I MUST be a prep.
I love to READ, so I MUST be a geek.
I don’t TALK IN CLASS, so I MUST have no friends.
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled rotten.
I don’t GO TO CHURCH, so I MUST be atheist.
I'm an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a nerd.
I suck my BLOOD FROM MY WOUNDS, soI MUST have a vampire fetish.
I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean.
I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head.
I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports.
I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life.
I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist.
I'm POLITE TO TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet.
I DON'T HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS every weekend, so I MUST not have any.
I like ROCK, so I MUST hate rap.
I'm SHY, so I MUST be a dork.
I ACT CRAZY, so I MUST be a freak.
I've made MISTAKES, so I MUST be a horrible person.
I THINK, so I MUST be a loser.
I like to be MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m into JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I don't shop at ABERCROMBIE OR HOLLISTER, so I MUST be poor.
I'm MIXED, so I MUST ONLY be black and white.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm an OG, so I MUST be Mexican.
I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a witch.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not swear.
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be weak.
I'm a FOOTBALL PLAYER, so I MUST be stupid.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I ENJOY ANIME, so I MUST be a basement dweller.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype.
I've been to THERAPY, so I MUST be crazy.
I hate the STEREOTYPE LISTS, so I MUST be an asshole.

My faith: Jesus:

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

" If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

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Grand Grumblings by scarlettcat reviews
Draco and Hermione find out some big news about their daughter, and Draco isn't feeling particularly grand about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,653 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Secret Santa by Mlee.Write reviews
"If you don't want to join in the festivities, then don't Jane, but don't try to convince us it's for any other reason than you're a grumpy old man." The office Secret Santa doesn't go as planned for Jane and Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,747 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Things James Potter Didn't Need To See by templeg reviews
Or James Potter and the 'MERLIN'S PANTS, WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING ANY PANTS' James walks in on Remus and Sirius, seventh year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Looking At You Is Like Looking Into A Mirror by lauralizzie07 reviews
X-over: Castle/Lie to Me. Alexis/Emily friendship. Alexis wondered what the odds were that, in a city of 600,000 people, her roommate would be a girl whose life so closely mirrored her own. One shot.
Crossover - Lie to Me & Castle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Emily L., Alexis C. - Complete
The Last Spencer by jedlee07 reviews
Upon hearing the news, he thought he was the last Spencer. He was told differently.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,377 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Juliet oH., Shawn S.
Passing Hearts by WeatherWatch reviews
Lavender has always liked boys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Lavender B., Blaise Z. - Complete
Strawberries by maja3322 reviews
With spring coming fast Draco knows that he must do something about his attraction towards Hermione Granger. And when she mention a love for strawberries a plan forms in Draco's mind...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,047 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Happenstance by Papergirl reviews
My response to windscryer's 100 Themes challenge. Angst, fluff, romance, drama, crime-solving... let the challenge begin! **TWO NEW CHAPTERS ADDED**
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 23,612 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 4/26/2008
Say what? by La coeur a ses raisons reviews
Psych fluff, Shules pairing. Juliet's father is coming to town, and Jules doesn't know why. What happens when a misunderstanding is perpetuated?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,288 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 1/22/2008
Juliet? Juliet Who? by Andrew's Slinky reviews
When Juliet is in an accident that leaves her just a shell of her former self, can a charming pseudo psychic come in and set her back on solid ground?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,094 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
Parker Love by VEB.DaffodilDaisy reviews
A little bit of Parker magic goes a long way. Brennan and Booth dealing with their relationship and family life. B&B all the way. If you're having a bad day, this'll brighten it :D. Serious fluff. PLEASE REVIEW.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 58 - Words: 78,191 - Reviews: 1379 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - S. Booth, T. Brennan - Complete
A Story for the Ages by Glaukonome reviews
Based on psychfics 100 prompts challenge. All revolve around Shawn and Juliet.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008
Are You a Fan of Delicious Flavor? by WayLowHalo reviews
Previously titled '100 Moments'. A series of oneshots detailing moments in our favorite Psych characters lives.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,421 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 11/25/2007
Ready? Okay! by Colonel Mustard 8 reviews
Juliet gets invited to her Cheer Camp’s fifteen year reunion, and she decides to bring Shawn along as her 'husband'. Can he help her find out why her friends keep disappearing? Inspired by a plot bunny of Nyxelestia’s. SEE UPDATE INSIDE!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/26/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007
Tuna Fish Don't Lie by windscryer reviews
Shawn has a startling revelation for his quasi-coworkers and Lassie almost gets his most fervent wish granted. Gen.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Complete
Happy Birthday Shawn! by Rose A. Storm reviews
It's Shawn's birthday and our favorite Psychic detective has more then a few surprises. Someone special from his past returns. And someone who tried to kill him 20 years ago also has returned. Can Shawn solve his latest case before it's too late?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,718 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Shawn's a daddy by Rose A. Storm reviews
Jules finds out she's pregnant. Shawn and the gang get a missing person's case from the local college. Can they solve the case before its too late and will Shawn be able to handle the responsibility of being a parent?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 7,109 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008
Of Diners and Mid Term Papers by sas420 reviews
a response to the 100 theme challenge over at psychfic.. What if Shawn and Juliet met before "psych"... AU
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,240 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Mushy Moments by MusicalLuna1 reviews
Drabbley type things concerning the romanticness dangling between Shawn and Juliet, because dude, who doesn't see that coming? Drabbles. ShawnJuliet.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 37,477 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/12/2007
Jack and Jill by Chaotic Demon reviews
Shawn and Gus take on the case of a copy-cat murderer. Unfortunately, the original case was never solved. Can Shawn solve both before it's too late?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Burton G./Gus, Shawn S.
Did He Just Wink At Me? by WhisperToMeSoftly reviews
100 oneshots. Shules. Each with a different theme: for SRD's 100 Theme Romance Challenge... Theme 4: Marriage. “Are you a psychic now?” he asks, attempting to smile. She tries too, for his sake. Neither smile looks completely sincere.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008
Psych Meets Little Psych by MaxindorPepper reviews
It turns out Shawn has a cousin. And that Shawn's cousin is coming to visit. In the middle of her stay, Shawn and Gus get a new case. But it seems Lisee Spencer may be a real psychic. And her very being there could make or break Shawn's cover...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,669 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
Plane Trouble! by Rose A. Storm reviews
Shawn, Gus, Juliet, and Juliet's friend are on a plane and there are problems. Additional summary inside. Can our psychic save the day or will they all perish?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,980 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008
Love Is In The Air by WWWLover reviews
The Wedding of Shawn Spencer and Juliet O'Hara. A moment that everyone's been waiting for. But, what happens when someone from Juliet's past comes into town, threatening to stop the wedding, at any costs? Please Read and Review!
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008 - Complete
Oneshots is all it Takes by Sparky the Wonder Weasel reviews
My response to the 100-theme challenge over on Pscyhfic. Warnings will posted when needed and the rating may change. 1: Introduction
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008
Psych xmas by Rose A. Storm reviews
oneshots of how our resident psychic spends the holidays.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2008
Shawn the Archiologist by Rose A. Storm reviews
Shawn finds himself, jules, and Gus kidnapped by thugs that want an ancient artifact and they are using Shawn as leverage to get to his mother. Can the psychic save himself and his friends before its too late?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008
Ask me a question by fangirl73 reviews
A/N: New title. Summary: Shawn and Jules play a game of20 questions.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
The Boy In Blue by Collegekid2006 reviews
Shawn's nightmares all come true when he finally ends up at the police academy, and it's not by choice.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,289 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/9/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Busted by lm2329 reviews
Shawn Spencer is discovered to be a fraud! What will happen when he's found out, arrested by Juliet and Lassiter, and dragged into the Chief's office? Drama, Shules, some funnier moments here and there.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,103 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Five Cases Shawn Spencer Never Solved by sugaraybravo reviews
“For it is a glorious time of year. The time,” he pauses dramatically, then gestures wildly to the mangled box, “of the band candy.” “Oh, hell no.” Five cases, five crossovers.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 12/30/2007
Clue: Psych Edition by psychout89 reviews
“When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." -Sherlock Holmes The Psych characters are thrown into a Clue like setting. Will they be able to figure out Whodunit? before time runs out?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008
Pineapple Is the Flavor of Frustration by Verdant Fire reviews
Shawn needs more pineapple. Gus just needs a break from Shawn.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
The White Whale by Innie reviews
Shawn has a new toy. Gus is not amused. Gen fic.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
I Sense Something Between Us by AccountTerminated reviews
Takes place after the last 'closetalking' episode. Shawn and Juliet struggle with their true feelings for each other.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 20,411 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
Gus in trouble by Rose A. Storm reviews
Three months after the incident with Jules, Shawn faces a new dilemmna. Gus is kidnapped. it's up to our psychic and his new girlfriend to find our favorite sidekick. Will they find Gus in time or will it be too late? HAS BEEN REWRITTEN
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008
Mr Púrpura by Supernatural-Psych reviews
Shawn has something to show Gus...and Gus isn't too happy....
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Psychic Marital Counselors by Big R reviews
Shawn has finally figured out how to get Lassie to like him. He'll save his marriage! Lassie/his wife with some shules.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008
The Golf Cart Incident by Dali2theLlamasquared reviews
This is a response to a challenge on Psychfic. Never take a psychic golfing. Mild swearing. One-shot.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
Twenty Questions by imagineyourlife reviews
One-shot,Shules, Basically Shawn and Juliet are at a steak-out and Shawn gets bored so his convince Juliet to play a little game...
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Just One Question by psychout89 reviews
A one shot convo between Shawn and Henry.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Yesterday by buffett-head reviews
What did it take for things to get back to normal after the arrest of Lindsay Leiken? It's Shules with and -ish.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
Mistake by California-Italian reviews
A short drabble about Shawn's and Juliet's thoughts on how she reacted to the end of bounty hunters...Shules R&R PLEASE! spoiler for bounty hunters
Psych - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Juliet oH., Shawn S. - Complete
Pineapple Smoothie by doc-trigger reviews
A responce to the challenge '15 spoken words'. A..hopefully..series of one-shots, each centered around a different quote. Will focus on different points in, and around, the series.
Psych - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/29/2008
Jules In Trouble by Rose A. Storm reviews
When Jules goes missing, Shawn will do whatever it takes to get her back. Also an old girlfriend of Shawn’s returns plus someone else from his past…his mother. Please read and reveiw. 1st psych fic
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 10,202 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Complete
Shawn Spencers of the World Unite by Skysalla reviews
The first international meeting of the Foundation of Shawn Spencers of the world may have dire results for one Shawn spencer. The only question is...which one? Crackfic
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
14 Valentines by MusicalLuna1 reviews
Juliet gets fourteen Valentines from a very special someone.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
How Could I? by NobleBrokenBeauty reviews
Life was tough. Shawn knew that already, only just balancing his life out every day. And when he agrees to take on any case the chief will give him, his balancing act will be turned upside down. Shawn is officially in way over his head.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2008
100 Days by JessicaRae24 reviews
One hundred days, one hundred moments of time, one hundred memories… but who is really counting? No slash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,007 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 12/10/2007
What's My Line? by Sushi Chi reviews
A series of oneshots.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2008
I Need Better Health Insurance by Colonel Mustard 8 reviews
A response to windscryer's 100 Themes Challenge. 100 humorous pre-season oneshots about the friendship between Shawn and Gus. Might contain some drama, maybe even poorly written angst, but mostly humor.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/19/2008
Life and Love by AccountTerminated reviews
Follow your favorite characters as they experience life and love in these series of one shots. I don't have ownership of Psych, or the characters. Why would I be here?
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
Just Pieces Passion, Pain, & Parody by dragonnan reviews
Answer to windscryer's challenge. Will feature preseason an season stories. Everything but character deaths will be explored. Also, no slash... pretty much keeping as close to canonstyle as possible with the exception of whumpage.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,198 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
The Very Thought of You by Libby24 reviews
When Juliet is shot on the job, she experiences amnesia and is unable to remember most of the people in her life. Shawn is there to pick up the pieces, but where will it leave them? Shules eventually. Rating may go up, not sure. Enjoy.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 11/13/2007
Ya Had a Bad Day by moogsthewriter reviews
Response to a challenge on PsychFic. Shawn's having a bad day and it just keeps getting worse. Will he even be able to survive it? Shules, and some major Shawn whumpage. Complete!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 32,909 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Complete
Shawn Spencer: Fake Psychic, real,,,,brother? by I'm The Night Writer reviews
REVISION IS DONE and Chappie 3 is up! PLEASE Reread & Review! Shawn finds out that he has a halfsister . . . how will he react? Read and find ouT
Psych - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 8/26/2007
A New Perspective On Relationships by boshrocks reviews
A series of PickUp lines written by the slightly insane teachers. With comments from our favourite characters. better than it sounds, i really suck at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/21/2007 - Published: 8/28/2007
The Accident by Colonel Mustard 8 reviews
In response to a challenge by Nyxelestia. Juliet gets in an accident that will change her life forever. She goes to the only person she can think of to help her...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 9/25/2007
Steady by SushiChica reviews
Nothing could've prepared her for it, but no one could've made her feel better. While her world was shaking, he was steady. [JulietShawn][ONESHOT]
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
If Shawn Spencer were a girl by psycho-rag-doll reviews
Shawn and Gus meet a girl who acts like Shawn... without the whole 'psychic' thing. Will the two Shawns connect on some other-level? Is Santa Barbara ready for another Shawn?
Psych - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,579 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Complete
The Perfect Storm by Colonel Mustard 8 reviews
What happens when Shawn and Juliet get stuck in a library during a storm? And are they really alone? Rated for safety.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,700 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/23/2007
I need a ride by imaywritestuff reviews
My first fan fic ever. shawn and jules go for a ride and nothing happens between them. ...Yeah right ShulesWant to add, the inspiration came from hey juliet vid on Youtube and songfic from here
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Complete
Dear Journal by Collegekid2006 reviews
Shawn has to keep a journal for the SBPD to stay on the payroll.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,552 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
The Question by Skye HarMione reviews
A series of Shules one shots! All fluffy and happy and revolving around a question.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 7/30/2007
The Forever Moments by angel-death-dealer reviews
Ian's out of jail and wants revenge. He holds Abigail hostage to get Ben and Riley to lead him to the location of Isis's necklace, which holds the power to change the world, or destroy it. Can they get Abigail back and destroy the necklace before its too
National Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,503 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 5/12/2005
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Horatio and the Wolf reviews
Just a short and I mean short oneshot inspired by Horatio's insistence on calling Ryan, Mr Wolfe.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Horatio C., Ryan W. - Complete
One Month Later reviews
Juliet has to cope with life after a disaster. Rating for character death.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Juliet oH. - Complete
Strength reviews
Hermione and the gang are going into 7th year but how is Hermione coping at home? And what surprises are in store for Harry and Ron? I know I suck at summaries! But please read it! Mentions abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Plan reviews
An account of when Abigail decides to accuse Elizabeth Proctor and gets Mary Warren to help her.
Crucible - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Complete