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Joined 05-06-08, id: 1569549, Profile Updated: 04-11-10
Author has written 7 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and South Park.

Hello, and welcome! My name's Jamie, but you can call me what you will.


It's ifuriating to me when people misspell things, and I am in fact the most annoying Grammar Nazi you'll ever cross paths with. I'm also the most energetic person you'll ever meet- give me booze, and I'll just be an amplication of what I already am. Irritating to most people, amusing to some, downright obsene to any adult that exists. I curse in every sentence, and no, I don't give two shits what you think about me. People wouldn't expect it because of the way I present myself, but I absolutely adore reading and writing and hope to turn it into an on the side profession one of these days. That's why I'm here, because for now, I'm still young, and I need more miserable things to happen to me before I write my memoir.

Age: 16

Location: Physically: NC Mentally: NJ

I hate all the stories I've put on here. I can do much, much better... Just for the record.

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What we have in common by Lria reviews
No wonder he was always so attracted to the sky. Kenny/Stan Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Kenny M., Stan M. - Complete
Dumb Incestuous Redneck Fags by Cherry Champagne reviews
McCormickcest drabbles. Prompted by...me being a sicko. Come be a sicko with me please.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 7,022 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Kenny M., Kevin McCormick - Complete
Kiss Kiss Kiss by Roxius reviews
A very short Bendy/Webe drabble. Wendy X Bebe, shoujo ai, yuri, femmeslash, lesbians, awesome in a can...you know, the usual stuff. Please READ AND REVIEW, PEOPLE! XD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
Beneath The Moonlight by MadnessWithAPen reviews
Jacob/Edward YES PEOPLE...Its yaoi. Bella's gone, and Edward can't really decide on what to do at this point. All he knows the smell of dog is becoming more and more heavy...and he kind of likes it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Bluntly by K. East reviews
You may escape your true nature for a little while, but it usually comes back. Bluntly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Romanticist by LEMONedy reviews
Gackt gets a night along with Hyde, and does what he can to please the other man. One shot, yaoi, lemon, hot J-Rockers, etc. ... Don't read it if ya' don't like, and on and on.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Complete
Rainfall by KingdomHeartsBBY reviews
Feelings can never be hidden forever. SoRiku fanfiction! Please Review!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,273 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
Anata Nara Anshin by tsukik0nek0 reviews
Hyde has agreed to star with the infamous Gackt in his movie Moon Child. Things start to heat up on and off set and Hyde struggles with possibly starting a relationship with Gackt while keeping it secret. Switching POVs, GacktxHyde. UPDATED 9-14-08
Moon Child - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,982 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007
Their First Kiss by The-Icon-Girl reviews
Stan and Kyle's first kiss, or what I imagine to be their first kiss. Heehee. Written from an odd POV that I can't quite name. Lol, if you read, a review is appreciated. Rated T for safety. Even though it probably shouldn't be. Lol.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Cliques That Click by Cooked Brains reviews
When Craig is asked to go to a party, an unexpected event occurs that he'll never forget. Craig/Clyde Rated for language and sexual events
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Chick Fil A by hollywoodmagic reviews
Cartman is sick of always eating Chick Fil A. KennyxCartman ONESHOT.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
I Kissed a Girl by TripleS-18 reviews
Semi-based off the hit song by Katy Perry. Wendy is at a party and feels like experimenting. WendyXBebe. Written spontaneously by an insomniac. Rated for a few curses and teen drinking. R&R plz.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
Nightlight by ThoseSoundsAtNight reviews
Tweek always slept with a nightlight. Craig/Tweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Loose Lips by ThoseSoundsAtNight reviews
Kenny and Butters share a moment together. Kenny/Butters.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Kenny M., Butters S. - Complete
Turning Japanese by Otempora42 reviews
Bebe talks about Stan and Wendy. She's not happy. Onesided femmeslash. Song fic of "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Bebe S., Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Haikus Suck by Otempora42 reviews
The kids work on an assignment. No pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Crows Delight by Paperleaf reviews
Oneshot. A semisweet tale of Kadaj and his brothers playing with the lives of birds.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 917 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Kadaj - Complete
Close Quarters by Paperleaf reviews
[Yaoi..?] Clyde is trying to instruct Craig on how to play a video game. But instructing so close to ones body might make one act a certain way. Really friggen' short oneshot. xD [CraigClyde]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Balls by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Craig has a question that Clyde counters with one of his own. CraigClyde
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
Snowflakes by Paperleaf reviews
[KylexKenny] The two teens are out walking in the middle of a snowstorm, and Kenny thinks of an ingenius way to stay warm. Slightly angsty oneshot[?] :B
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,901 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Kyle B., Kenny M. - Complete
Put the Book Down! by Paperleaf reviews
[KennyxKyle] When Kyle refuses to put down the book he's reading, Kenny does what he does best to try and distract him. Oneshot X3
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kenny M., Kyle B. - Complete
Pussies by Bitch Slap Love reviews
Stan isn't a pusseh. StanMark?
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Stan M. - Complete
Distraction by Paperleaf reviews
[TweekxCraig] During a DDR competition at Stan's house, Craig decides to use Tweeks hormones to get ahead. Oneshot, Tweeks POV .mostly. :D
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Tweek T., Craig T. - Complete
Accountabilibuddies by Accountabilibuddy reviews
[Slash, ButtersBradley] After watching Cartman Sucks, I had to write this. C'mon, they're so adorable! I wrote this a couple of days after the episode aired. This is the first fic I ever wrote, so expect suckage.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Butters S. - Complete
Mr E and That One Dude by style xx reviews
COMPLETE Due to some great, unfathomable coincidence, Stan and Kyle are paired up on a longterm project – and find that you learn more about your best friend when he thinks you’re a total stranger. [StanKyle, KennyWendy]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,396 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/29/2007 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
0 22 by style xx reviews
This is why I hate math. [KennyCartman]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
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There For You reviews
Wendy, a young Colorado feminist, wants someone who will respect her as both a woman, a friend and a girlfriend. She believes in her heart that one person is Stan, but is it really? WendyBebe, BebeWendy
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S.
Give Me the Keys! reviews
KennyStan Kenny's idea of a joke is to trick Stan into thinking his car keys are in his pants, and to make him go and get them. Little does Stan know, they weren't there at all... They were actually in his back pocket. Too late for that, though! One-shot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,023 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Stan M., Kenny M. - Complete
Tampon reviews
Wendy, if tampons hurts, what is sex going to be like?" I could never follow Bebe's train of thought, but this has got to be the best one yet. WendyBebe.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Wendy Testaburger, Bebe S. - Complete
Grumpy and Jumpy
AU. Roxas is an emo turd. He hates everything; especially corporate America. Maybe Sora can give him some optimistic enlightenment? RoxasSora. Emo!Roxas, Brotherly!Love. Mentioned SoraxKairi.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Roxas, Sora - Complete
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KennyCartman, extended summary inside Most guys like to be on top when doing it, but nothing can please Kenny more than someone pushing him against a wall, grunting and thrusting over him. Oddly enough, he loved the idea of Eric Cartman doing just that.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Kenny M., Eric Cartman - Complete
Mentos reviews
CraigTweek oneshot. Craig wants to renact the Mentos commercial with Tweek, who nervously but quickly obligues.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Craig T., Tweek T. - Complete
Pulchritudinous reviews
Maybe he was God. Maybe he was broken. Or maybe he was human....Pulchritudinous. Mild SoRiku. One-shot. This is the first document I'm posting on here, so be gentle with the comments, please! R&R!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Riku, Sora - Complete
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