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Author has written 2 stories for Twilight, and Bleach.

Ello all! I'd ish be xxxtheangelbelowxxx or Ashley. Lol. I ish am are a hyper happy psycho random weird caffeine addict. XD

I'm not so interested in Twilight anymores... The media kinda killed it...

I do like Bleach now. I love Ulquiorra and Grimmjow. Together makes it even better. Yes, yaoi or guyxguy. If you don't like it, tough friggen apple cinnamon cookies.

And I'm a beta. But I'm still tryin' to get the hang of it.

Hrmm... I feel sad :( I can't think of anything more to put on here for all you peepz that bother to read this.

But reviews on my stories would make me feel much happier! :D

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Felis Domesticus by xChibi-Nick reviews
As punishment for his insufferable rudeness, Grimmjow is transformed into a harmless house cat by Aizen and thrown into the human world. His predicament only worsens as a certain orange-haired Shinigami stumbles upon him. GrimmxIchi. Rating may go up.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,209 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10013 - Favs: 7,379 - Follows: 6,085 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Bad Boy by twilightlover367 reviews
Local bad boy Edward Cullen is always getting himself in trouble. Bella, an angel child from Pheonix can’t stand him the minute she sees him in Forks. Can they love each other, or will they hate each other forever?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 96,517 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 975 - Updated: 3/6/2010 - Published: 1/18/2008
Coming Home by Dumblydor reviews
Edward leaves Bella behind after the incident at her birthday, and never returns. Bella tries to move on, but one day comes face to face with her past and is changed. So what happens years later when she returns to Forks and finds the Cullen's once again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,215 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 12/27/2007
It hurts so good by Yu-poo-san reviews
Grimmjow x Ulquiorra. MA rating, Yaoi, Lemon, etc. It first started out as a sexual release..but could it be something more, after time? What is in store for these two Espada? READ and find out! M.Prg alert! Oh noes!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,285 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Big Bad Bella by crooked-little-smile reviews
It's been 250 years since Edward left Bella and she has changed a lot. She has a new outlook on life and when she decides to go back to Forks her new family goes with her. When she finds the Cullens she has to prove she's not scared little Bella anymore.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Easter Espada by brokensocks reviews
Ulquiorra, Orihime, Grimmjow, Nnoitra, Halibel, Zomarri, Yammy, Barragon, Szayel, and Stark embark on Aizen's Grand Easter Egg Hunt.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,290 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
Lost and Found by Amaratta reviews
After Ulquiorra's demise, Grimmjow raided through Soul Society in hope that he might be able to find him again. Oneshot. GrimmUlqui
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2009 - [Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra] - Complete
She's Royal by halojones reviews
The Cullens are in Hawaii on holiday, but only Alice knows the reason why they are there-she's had a premonition that Edward would finally meet his true love. But when their meeting is ruined by unforeseen circumstances, will Alice set things right again?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 110,148 - Reviews: 2731 - Favs: 2,269 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
Time and Time Again by ILOVEJAMES3 reviews
Bella's old friends from Phoenix come down and hang out with the Cullens. Very funny! Please review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,700 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008
Wakeup Call by la saboteuse reviews
One Saturday morning, Bella wakes up...but Edward hasn't noticed yet. What could be done to turn such a circumstance to her advantage? Hmmm... Sequel is up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,994 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Annoying, Angering, and Scaring the Cullens by The Real Blue Eyed Demon reviews
50 ways to annoy the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,954 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 5/5/2008
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Memories by addicted2evrythng reviews
After the accident at the Cullens Edward decides it's best to leave... what he doesn't realize is Bella is pregnant after what was a romantic birthday present from him... What will Bella do? Song fic Within Temptation Memories, more chapters to come.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008
Bella is Anorexic! by kittkatt123 reviews
Post New Moon. Edward is now back, but Bella is not in the same condition as she was in Eclipse. Instead, she can't eat. This is the story of Edward and the rest of the Cullens trying to help Bella stop being anorexic, but things only get worse. Review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 33,440 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
A Robot can be a Girlfriend by lbj reviews
Carlisle invents a robot that is fantastically realistic for his wife. Edward is given the task of watching over this robot called 'Bella' and finds himself falling in love. Can a vampire love something that can't think? EPOV ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,829 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,958 - Follows: 1,438 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
BLACKOUT by bmw72792 reviews
What would happen if Forks had a major blackout? What crazy things will the Cullen's do? Read and find out! they're vampires....same couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,088 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008
Blond or Bronze? by SimonAndSimone reviews
What happens when Bella finds herself thinking about Jasper. A lot. And Jasper thinks about her too. When she has to choose between blond or bronze who will she choose? EXB BXJ
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,869 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008
Life of Crime by Sovereign64 reviews
What will Ulquiorra Schiffer and Grimmjow Jaegerjaques do when they both thought they accidentally stole a balloon? Parody of a Spongebob Squarepants episode. ONESHOT
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Super Nova by T. A. Miller reviews
During a tough battle, Nova intervenes to save a dear friend's life.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/13/2008 - R. Matsumoto - Complete
When Plot Bunnies Attack by Antipathy reviews
Szayel slips something into Ulquiorra's drink at an Espada assembly. Crackfic, T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Ulquiorra - Complete
A new arrival by Jasmine Kay reviews
Bella is pregnant with Edwards child. The Cullens are ecstatic but how will everybody else deal with it? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,863 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Edward Sundae by Amethyst Jackson reviews
It's exactly how it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,770 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
The Truth About Juliet by luvcali76 reviews
This is my response to some negative comments I saw people making about the Romeo and Juliet theme surrounding Edward and Bella. One Shot. EB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,178 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Salty, bitter tears by Iris Messenger reviews
A few seconds was all it took, one moment of lost control. It was residual anger from the confrontation with Jacob Black. Edward slips, and nothing will ever be the same again. An angst ridden one shot. Post-eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Complete
A Meal for the Arrancar by magicsmith reviews
Orihime Inoue cooks for the Arrancar with the unwilling assistance of Ulquiorra. The reaction to her cooking disappoints Orihime. Oneshot. Complete.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Can't Get The Help These Days by Von Doomsatan Productions reviews
It's days like this are the reason why Ulquiorra doesn't have Fraccion.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I. - Complete
In which Grimmjow is bored, Ulquiorra is annoyed by Aleia15 reviews
In which Grimmjow is bored, Ulquiorra is annoyed and Orihime is not taking a nap. GrimmjoUlquiora
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Arrancar go to the store by SupaStar-Man reviews
Aizen's low on groceries, so Ulquiorra, Grimmjow, Orihime, and Wonderwice go buy some. T for language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,138 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Complete
Chocolate Smile by little miss laugh alot x reviews
Edward comes back from hunting early to find Emmett and Bella in a very strange conversation about biting something. What could they possibly be talking about?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Complete
Sterile by Amanda-Hime reviews
LEMON Orihime lays awake one night thinking about Ulquiorra and the mess that she has gotten herself into falling in love with him. Beginning Is Angsty But It Ends In Fluff. Orihime/Ulquiorra
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,224 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Espadas' Chinese New Year by freezysyahz reviews
Ulquiorra Schiffer and Grimmjow Jaggerjack were finally ordered by Aizen Sosuke to eliminate Kurosaki Ichigo. But nothing went as planned - they have decided to carry out their mission on the eve of Chinese New Year during the Year of the Rat.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
25 ways to anger Edward by XxXHeIsMyGuardianAngelXxX reviews
The title says it all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/2/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Love and Lies by librina reviews
When the big dance is around the corner everyone is trying to find a date. Everyone thinks Bella and Edward would be perfect for eachother. AU everyone is human. BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,395 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Puzzles by Cher Zephyris reviews
[OneShot]Grimmjow had thought that the fiasco was over, he never expected anyone to take it to heart, least of all, Ulquiorra. Though, this time, it did lead to something good. Warning: Shounenai [GriUl]!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,987 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Typical Weekend Morning with Edward Cullen by UninspiredRambler reviews
Ever wondered what Bella and Edward do on a typical weekend morning?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Doubt by sillybella reviews
Does everyone believe Bella's cliff diving was recreational? Series of drabbles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Fall From Grace by Scarecrowrawr reviews
Grimmjow is thrown out of the Espada. With nowhere to go he is forced to move in with Ulquiorra and discovers emotions out of the ordinary. Yaoi fluff and Spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Through Endless Sands by GeoFount reviews
[OrihimeUlquiorra] Orihime talks to the dead. [oneshot]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Car by Elliptic Lullaby reviews
Bella is the one thing Edward holds most dear. She is his life, his love, his everything. Still, everyone knows how much he LOVES his Volvo. When Bella's accident on black ice badly damages the Volvo, how far will she go to make sure he doesn't find out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,979 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Bella and Edwards Story by nostalgic-angel reviews
Emmett helps Edward and Bella deal with a fight that happened, between them. Emmett OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/26/2007
The Ketchup Series by kamitori reviews
The best thing about Ulquiorra's childhood would probably be this: Hueco Mundo has a lot of ketchup. The worst thing: Being dragged into the many schemes of his older brothers. In other words: Ulquiorra plus Ketchup plus His older siblings equals chaos.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,730 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/25/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Ulquiorra
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
A Proposal Must Be Perfect by Green Amber reviews
In this prequel to A Hawaiian Wedding, Orihime recieves mixeduped signals from Ulquiorra and decides to get married. Ichigo tries and fails yet again to inform Rukia of his true feelings for her. UlquiorraOrihime IchigoRukia
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Complete
Tea With Aizen by Giru reviews
Or The Diary of Ulquiorra Schiffer
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Ulquiorra, S. Aizen - Complete
Insanity by Ulquiorra reviews
Yumichika is sent to the human world to deal with an arrancar. Turns out the one he has to fight is Ulquiorra. Watch as Yumichika tortures our poor Ulquiorra by making him... wear leather pants? And was that Ulquiorra SQUEALING? Ohh snap. [Madness ahead]
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Yumichika A., Ulquiorra - Complete
Edward's Fat Ego by melting gold reviews
What happens when everyone is busy and Bella has to distract Edward? Major fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
Little Green Pill by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
He could be so easily lost to her, but she loves him despite the risk. NovaXMatsumoto
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/16/2007 - R. Matsumoto - Complete
On the Anatomy of Hollows by Lady Yami reviews
Bored Orihime contemplates asking Ulquiorra a sort of offbeat question. Cue one human girl's overactive imagination and one Hollow's extreme confusion. OrihimeUlquiorra
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Orihime I. - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1714 - Favs: 3,091 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
For you, My Love by kajibot reviews
Their love was clearly invincible. Nothing could ever come between them, not even death. So, what happens when one day, Edward learns that no matter what he does, he cannot save her. Edward's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Impossible by PeteStump reviews
If she taught me anything in life, it was to respect what you have, before you lose it. I lost it. I lost her. It's been eight years. Without her. ONESHOT Review, please.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Third Tuesday by Likeasunburn reviews
And you think you're uncomfortable around that time of the month? Try being Bella. Oneshot, written for a laugh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 59 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Complete
Carnage by pelirroja reviews
Bella's clumsiness claims new victims. Can Edward ever forgive her?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
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Missing reviews
Excerpt: "Please, please forgive me, but I won't be home again." A sort of depressing songfic about Ulquiorra when he was a soul, shortly before he became a hollow. Please R&R.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,511 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Ulquiorra - Complete
There Comes a Time reviews
Bella gets a pet from a reluctant Edward. Later she finds out she's pregnant! Omc, what is everyone going to do? Heehee. Idk either. You just have to read it. :3 Pretty please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 5/8/2008