dark.angel.Jasmine
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ok hey my name is Jasmine and i an a very very big twilight saga fan as you will seen very very soon wit my storys

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage
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I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
(If you could only hear the thoughts in my head)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT,I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (No I just don't like my life)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Your weird seeing how I'm a girl)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (Well. . . I really do.)

I love this so much !!

This is so sad but cute!

True Love Means...

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a deserted road on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, we're going too fast. I'm scared! And I don't want anything to happen.

Guy: Come on, don't worry. I know what I'm doing. Your having fun right?

Girl: NO...please stop. I'm really scared

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I LOVE YOU! Now please slow down.

Guy: Give me a hug.

Girl hugs him

Guy: Can you help me out here? Will you take me Helmet off of me and put it on you? It's bugging me.

In the paper the next day: A motorcycle has crashed into a building break failure. Two people found, but only one survived.

I just became a REDSKINS Fan WHOOOHOOOOO!!

I love my life and I would never change it for anything in the world, that how everyone should be love everything and everybody no matter what they did to you the best revenges if forgives ness

Jasmine's car

E-Mans car

I am team Jacob

yah im me if you want TeamJacobBlack_Jazz31@ymail.com

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The Very Thought of You by Savannahbobanna reviews
When Jasper can't control the thoughts that escape from his head, Edward notices that they aren't at all normal. When they discuss it, Jasper and Edward do the impossible: they cheat on their lovers... with each other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,507 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 8/27/2014 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Jasper
When The Moon Is Full by InuLover53 reviews
Kagome made a choice that brought Inu and Kik back together. Now with no one to protect her, what happens when she falls into the lap of a wolf demon? Re-Adding
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 122,074 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 9/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Kagome H., Kouga - Complete
An Emmett and Bella Story by Seidina reviews
What if Edward and Rosalie had fallen in love. How would things change for Emmett and Bella? How would this affect the rest of the family?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 22,997 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 457 - Updated: 7/5/2010 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Emmett, Bella
My Wolf Prince by FutureAuthor.SpoiltBrat93 reviews
My first Inuyasha fic. Inuyasha's indecisiveness has drove Kagome away, and she seeks comfort from another...KXK. Hiatus due to writer's block
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,750 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Kagome H., Kouga
Hey Isabella by mskayla reviews
The last installment in "The Last Night". Bella is working her way to being the next best seller author while Edward is a new upcomming sensation. When fate brings these two back together, will they find the love the lost? Do new relationships conqure old
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,987 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Complete
Kagome and Miroku, and Inuyasha's Jealousy by Jesalvee reviews
Miroku seems to have developed feelings for Kagome! Are these feelings temporary or does Inuyasha have some competition coming his way, and what of Sango? Read to see what happens. The future content might call for me to change this rating to M.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 70,272 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 9/5/2005 - Miroku, Kagome H.
Summer with the Cullens by SimonAndSimone reviews
A series of one shots where Bella spends time with the Cullen's in the summer. And why is she sleeping with Jasper?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward
Romeo and Juliet by SimonAndSimone reviews
What would happen when in English the class has to reenact the kissing/dieing scene of Romeo and Juliet? Edward is not in that class but Jasper is. When the time comes for the kiss will Jasper lose control of his blood lust or of something else? EXB JXB.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 4/23/2008
you SLEPT with him? by Shattered-By-Broken-Dreams reviews
Someone Tells Charlie that bella and Edward did a little somthin somthin, Bella intends to get even... will it go well? t 4 language. ExB, but Jake tries to change that...which only causes him physical pain, and bella, almost loses her life.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 42,839 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cool Down by ResDes2 reviews
After a nice run, Edward decides to cool down with Jasper. Super sexy. Super slash. Tell me what you think. Part of Edward Chronicles. Super delicious, and gayer than last time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
MArked! by l80hawk reviews
Spring Fever is the annual festival of claiming a mate. Inu isn't sure Kikyo is the right one and Kagome feels the same about Kouga. When the festival arrivals will those chosen be mated? Or will these couples even remain the same? Inu/Kagome Kouga/Kikyo
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,207 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Inuyasha, Kouga
I cant love anymore reviews
Bella has been hurt by love in the past and ha become hard hearted and is scarded to love, Will Edward Cullen change that about her.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008