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Joined 05-06-08, id: 1569824, Profile Updated: 07-30-09
Author has written 7 stories for Sweeney Todd, Alice in Wonderland, and Harry Potter.

Age: 163

Do I seriously need to put my gender?

Ummm..yeah. I like to write. A lot. So, there you go

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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good because unique is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have been bitten by the Sweeney bug, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms, CrazyGirl99

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you LOVE Johnny Depp, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

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Likes and Dislikes


Steven Sondhiem

Tim Burton

Johnny Depp


Phantom of the Opera

Mr and Mrs. Smith

Andrew Llyod Webber (Before he announced that he was doing Phantom of the Opera 2! That is just wrong!)


Helena Bonham Carter

Chocolate with Goldfish (try it! It's tasty!)

Pirates of the Carribbean

Ladies in Lavander ( I am going to marry Andrea! He is mine!)

Mrs. Potter

Ewan McGregor

Big Fish

Everything is Illuminated

"Start wearing Purple!"


Empty river beds (where did the water go?)

Zac Efron


Chocolate with nuts (too crunchy!)

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus/Miley Stewart (hahaha! She has multiple personality disorder!)

Pretty much everything that has to do with the Jonas Brothers

BRATZ movie (minus the piano scene. That rocked!)

Hairspray (MOVIE, not musical)

gum in hair

people who don't review (eyes crowd suspiciously)

the ramblings of Francis Coppola (have you tried reading that!?)

Random quotes:

"The problem with life is there is no danger music"- Jim Carrey

"Monkeys? Are those monkeys? Where are the monkeys? 'They're turkeys.' Oh, well, I didn't want to see any monkeys anyway." - Weird girl on the bus.

"Mwahahahaha. Oh, that sounded mysterious."- Wizards of Waverly Place

"We've already put a man on the moon. Maybe someday, we can put a man with AIDS on the moon. Then, maybe we can put all the people with AIDS on the moon." -Sarah Silverman

"Start at the beginning, go to the end. Then stop." -Alice in Wonderland

"Multi-tasking? Who said anything about multi-tasking? I can't do two things at once! I can't even do one thing at once!"- Helena Bonham Carter

"Me llamo Mike, me llamo Mike!"- One Semiester of Spanish Love Song

"Life is not your apple tree. You can't just pick what you want." Me

"Meredith, pass the gin!" (Cassandra Starr-I Love you!)(By the way, my names not meredith)

"Please help a sentimental cowboy out!" Pushing Daisies

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Sharing by megzlilpegs reviews
A shared past, and perhaps if she wished hard enough, a shared future?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 44,870 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008
Twice by shooting-stetsons reviews
It's been months since the letters stopped coming, almost a year since he left, and they're both starting to realize they've missed out on something grand. Rated for language and raucous behavior in later chapters. May or may not add an epilogue.
Once - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,720 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Complete
Water Under the Bridge by Caelta reviews
For her, love was not the sweet collision of a faltering pulse and the loss of rationalization - though it had certainly brought about those things, as well - but a plague like no other. For him, vengeance was no longer a part of his life. Sweenett.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,764 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/8/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Metronome by Fearful Little Thing reviews
But the Judge persisted in his mind, a venomous mix of memory and hate. The hate surged of a sudden. For a moment the barber wondered if it would be easier, perhaps of more value to the world, to slit his own throat. Almost Lovett/Todd
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,195 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
The demon's nightmare by Bellatrix wannabe 89 reviews
When a man comes to the pie shop, very interested in Mrs. Lovett, she quickly falls for the handsome stranger. She doesn't realize that Sweeney recognizes the look the man gives her; a look he gives his own victims, a look of wanting to see there blood.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The Sweeney Todd Alphabet by unamuerte reviews
Mrs Lovett and Sweeney Todd decide to teach the Alphabet to kindergardeners. But what happens when it's Sweeney Todd's Alphabet? Just a bit of fun!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
The Shadow Proves The Sunshine by Pamena reviews
After a misunderstanding, Mrs. Lovett finds herself in Bedlam. It’s up to Mr. Todd and Toby to rescue her before she really does lose her mind.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,611 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/4/2009 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Savior by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Mrs. Lovett is threatened by one of her customers. Only Sweeney Todd can protect her, but will he be there when she needs him the most?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,186 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
A Sweeney Todd Christmas Carol by Todd666 reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Sweeney Todd is being his usual, cruel and mean-spirited self. What do the fates have in store for him when he's visited by the Ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future? Based off of the book A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Second Chances by Lola Louise reviews
Now that Lucy's dead, will Sweeney Todd seize the Second Chance he's been given and see what's right in front of him? Alternate ending. Sweenett. Rated for mature themes. Based on the movie. Read and REVIEW, please!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,737 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Fairy Tales by F.D. Tamms reviews
“And why would I want to spend my evening reading a pile of bloody fairy tales?” Sweeney Todd asked as he stared at Mrs. Lovett and Toby and the enormous book. Rated T for slight language, disturbing theme
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
She's A Real Lady by Das Lieblingsfach reviews
When Judge Turpin takes an interest in Mrs. Lovett, Sweeney encourages her to pursue him, hoping to reel him back in to the barber's chair and underneath the razor. But what happens when Mr. Todd realizes he's jealous? Sweenett in later chapters.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,071 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/23/2008 - Published: 7/5/2008
Passing Strange by Pamena reviews
Sweeney Todd and Mrs. Lovett got it wrong the first time. But the Fates have stepped in and given them a second chance. A love story that spans over a century. R&R
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 125,642 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/15/2008 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Welcome to the Grave by Little Mae reviews
Mrs.Lovett survives the night,and Benjamin Barker never finds his Lucy. Johanna and Anthony pay a visit to the listless Sweeney Todd. What disturbing facet of human nature is brought to light next?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,144 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
Too Little, Too Late by roberre reviews
“Not without you, Mister T,” she told him. “I don’t want to live without you.” “The only other alternative is to die, Mrs. Lovett,” he said. A reminder of why she simply had no choice. She could do what he never could. Survive.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,858 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Complete
Guilt by AngelofDarkness1605 reviews
Sweeney Todd, Mrs. Lovett and Toby are on vacation. Sweeney is as bad-tempered as ever, until an unexpected accident causes him to act rather differently towards his landlady.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Regret is Undeniable by Lobsters forever reviews
Todd/Lovett.When Mr. Todd found out that Mrs. Lovett did not tell him that Lucy was alive, he abandoned her and Toby. After two months of wandering around, he decides to go visit the two and when he does, he finds more then what he bargains for.Chap27 up
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 54,967 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
A New Tale of Sweeney Todd by Todd666 reviews
COMPLETE! What if Mrs. Lovett had told Sweeney the entire truth about his wife. Chps 1-5 are a lot like the movie. Chp 6 and up, completely different! Sweeney/Lovett not right away
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 27,042 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Complete
Sleep by Bellatrix5982 reviews
Sweeney can't sleep so mrs.lovett tries to help him. After finiding the two in an odd situation toby starts to wonder if they're a family one-sided sweenet rated T just in case follows original plot with a few exceptions
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,610 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Red Like Rubies by tiswillard reviews
ONE-SHOT. PARODY. I'm making fun of Sweenett in this one, just so you know. Sweeney is prepared to tell Mrs. Lovett how he feels about her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
An Unusual Day by Johnnydspiratequeen reviews
New summary, yay! It started out with illness, then it turned to caring, now can Sweeney Todd possibly be in love with Nellie Lovett? A trip to Edinburgh changes this barber's perspective.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,444 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Second Life by Cayli reviews
When hell is just a second life that is equivalent to or worst that the previous one, and you aren't quite sure who you are anymore, then what is there to do? Just Keep Living it, REALLY living it. Pairing: Sweeney/Lovett with splashes of Benjamin/Lucy
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008
Barefoot by CrypticCalico reviews
Sometimes even the demon barber enjoys the feel of the grass between his toes. And so does Mrs. Lovett. Oneshot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 43 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
What More Can Man Require? by Marzi reviews
Sweeney is rudely awakened in the night, only to have a startling epiphany.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
By the Sea by ERROCKSMYSOCKS reviews
Something happens to Mrs. Lovett. Sweeney Todd makes a choice. Will he be able to fix what he's done or will he lose her forever? Etc etc.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 3/14/2008
Haunted by S.M.Hoffman reviews
Toby doesn't believe in ghosts or that his shop is haunted, even if his son and wife and everyone else does. But then how can he explain why he sees Mr.Todd and Mrs.Lovett? COMPLETE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,347 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Trials of the Siren reviews
A new Professor. A new professor who likes Snape. And with Sirius Black on the loose, what will Harry do to find out this strange new teacher's secret? Set in Prisoner of Azkaban
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Severus S.
Tea Time reviews
The riddle is...Why is a raven like a writing desk?" A prequel to Alice in Wonderland. Rated T for drug reference
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Complete
Sweeney The Unicorn reviews
No, he's not a unicorn. This is possibly the randomest thing in the world. Sweeney Todd and Charlie the Unicorn crossover. Yes, it can be done.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,397 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008
Midnight Confessional reviews
Sleep never came easy to the people of Fleet Street. Slight Sweenett. One shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,311 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
Poetry in Blood reviews
Mrs. Lovett POV. Basically, her thoughts on the brooding barber. Different themes everytime.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 6 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T.
Not a Normal Day reviews
It started out as a normal day, but it so didn't end that way. Sweenett, oneshot
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Complete
Sweeney's Nightmare reviews
How was Sweeney feeling during By The Sea?
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Complete