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Joined 05-06-08, id: 1570104, Profile Updated: 11-04-11
Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

My profile!!

I am a girl.
Harsh but vulnerable.
Sarcastic but silly.
Stupid but thoughtful.
Thorny but tender.
Funny but serious.
Loud but passive.
Dramatic but bland.
An open book.
Easy to love & easy to hate.
Clutzy but occasionally coordinated.
Independent, but dependent on friends.
An oxymoron
A muddling paradox
An unsolvable contradiction
And totally proud of it.

My FF friends:

-Snocap13

-TheDramioneMusketeer

-Chaos Ride

-RunnerGirl13

-alexa35

-mangarawks

Copy and Pastes!!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf lilly1542, Itachifanchick, Silver-Arrow-Kitsune-Girl, Dark Wolf on a full Blood, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, redroseinsanity

If you have ever swore at a student in a different language and then laughed when they didn't know what you were saying, copy and paste this in your profile. (LMAO! See, it pays to know a different language!)

If you have ever started laughing for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile

If you're friends are always trying to tell you to shutup and you won't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry,Uchiha-Kirara, Superhinata,cherrysaki-chan, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, redroseinsanity

92 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and Pase this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club (that is the best part of dating is cuddling!)

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.

If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.

If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

This is Bunny.

(\_/)
(O.o)
o(/_._\)o

Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!

On the other hand, this is Kitty.

/l、
(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.

Friends will always be like, "You deserve better." But Best friends will be prank calling him saying, "You will die in seven days."

Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"


If you follow my stories, then please be patient. I'll try to update as soon as possible! Thanks.

-Red rose

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Scars: Original Version by javoraf reviews
We always knew there was a dark side to Fang. But just how dark is it? And how deep can your scars run? FAX! Warning. Rating totally justified, don't read if you get offended easily. Language. Original Version of Story. Unfinished. Plan to rewrite in future.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,531 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Line Between Love, Hate and Womanly Pride by EllieBaby reviews
or: How To Perpetually Humiliate Yourself. "Ah, Loganberry, eager to see me, are we? I know that you fancy me, but sprinting across the platform at high speed to fall at my feet does seem a tad over the top." Revised Chapter Thirteen now posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 100,994 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 731 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Doll on a Music Box by Charlie42 reviews
Lottie Cherrywood is a flawed witch who is consumed by a destructive relationship with Sirius Black. No manoeuvre is too treacherous in their sordid war. What began as childhood rivalry mutates into a vicious game. But are they the only ones playing?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 50,058 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Sirius B., OC
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4129 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
The Twelve Days of Christmas by rootlessdream reviews
The Flock celebrates their first real Christmas. Set after MR3. Fang/Max. Iggy/Ella. Fluff Alert.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,922 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 12/5/2008
Neighborly Love by Nova Ride reviews
Max and Fang are next door neighbors who hate each other. But, among all the hatred are there feelings of love and lust? How will they discover those feelings if they are always going at each others throats? FAX! R&R please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,276 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Visit from the Future by maxride08 reviews
A winged girl named Sam comes to the flock claiming that shes from the future. Fang knows shes keeping secrets from them. Her secrets are revealed, and the consequences force the flock to travel to the future themselves. What they learn changes everything :: ON HIATUS
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 39,992 - Reviews: 632 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/8/2007
Popcorn Toss by ThePenWielder reviews
Max and Fang are 16, the world is safe, the Flock has a house all to themselves, and hormones are raging. Could life get any better? An almost plot-less loose connection of stories between the cutest avian couple ever just to make you laugh. Complete!
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,037 - Reviews: 883 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/20/2011 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Max, Fang - Complete
You're an Idiot, Sirius Black by Squid7000 reviews
My 7th year to-do list: 1. Find a cure for cancer. 2. Avoid EX-best friend, Sirius Black, at ALL costs. 3. Survive. *cricket, cricket* Yeah, I should be so lucky. SB/OC **ABANDONED. To anyone who's stuck around or left a kind word - thank you so much. I'm so sorry.**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 89,278 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Sirius B., OC
Echoes Of War by Chaos Ride reviews
Anabell Smith finds a photo album of the flock in her grandma's attic."This is the tale of six kids, and the troubles they face," AU Fax, Niggy, Gella. Warning inside
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Max, Ella - Complete
If I Were a Rich Man by SilverScreech reviews
Max/Fang established. Iggy/OC. Squeal to “Matchmaker.” Studying a device Iggy brought back from Area 51, the flock may find the answers to all their problems… Or not. Meanwhile, Tiger’s Eye has a secret… A Dawna Universe fic. Fax. Iggy/OC.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,143 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Max, Fang
heaven is on fire by silentwings3495 reviews
ok, well this is a story about after the flock saves the world blah,blah, blah. They're acting like their usual selves but with a touch of teenage hormones. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 54,049 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 5/30/2008
Max, Meet Your Sexist Self by Shatchi reviews
There's the Flock we know, but what if there's another? One like ours, only not.In fact,the only difference is a few chromosomes.Changes beginning with Y not X. Yes,Max will meet Max,if she were a he. And he won't leave her alone,especially with Itex back
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,147 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Max
No One Messes with a Potter by Toffrox33 reviews
After her father is mysteriously killed by death eaters, Leila Potter moves in with her cousin James and starts Hogwarts making both friends & enemies along the way. But still, she is faced with a bigger challenge: Winning the heart of Sirius Black SBxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 85,149 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 4/20/2008 - OC, Sirius B. - Complete
School Hard by alpha-range reviews
Summary inside. Please Review. Rated T for safety.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,974 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 7/27/2008
Targeted by panache2005 reviews
It's been four years since Max left the flock. Now she's working as an assassin. What happens when her next assignment targets Fang?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,587 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008
Be My Bad Boy by xCrystalized reviews
Max and Fang are a couple now! Will Max's new view of Fang affect the views of the other girls in the house as well? Nudge and Angel think Fang is cute! What does Fang think about this? Who knows! What will Max do when she finds out? Who cares! Just read!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,935 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Max, Fang
Matchmaker by SilverScreech reviews
Max/Fang. Set about seven years after TFW. Max is feeling overwhelmed, so Fang and Iggy up turn a maybe-might-work-if-we're-lucky solution with... interesting possiblities. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,419 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Maximum Ride: Dark Angels by Weird But Normal reviews
The Flock never regrouped after Itex and Angel and Nudge found their parents, leaving Max alone. Max went to New York and is now the leader of the gang Dark Angels. One day she runs into Fang and the guys. What will happen? What will Max do?FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,462 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Fang, Max
Hypnosis for the Mutant BirdKid in You! by AllytheThird reviews
Nudge learns hypnosis and hypnotizes the flock into revealing their deepest secrets, which she then videos and shows them. Faxness ensues. Written by the awesome Authoress sunshinerosesandDEATH and myself.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/20/2008
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Soul Mates reviews
Do soul mates really exist? ONESHOT Rated T just in case.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Max - Complete
The Crazy Things we do for Love reviews
Max has to destroy Itex's last branch. Along the way, Max and Fang do a whole bunch of crazy stuff for love.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 49,378 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 12/2/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Complete
Three simple words reviews
Fang really loves Max, but he can't bring himslf to tell her. What will he do? Please R &R! My first fanfic!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete