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I am a girl.
My FF friends:
Copy and Pastes!!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to inanimate objects like they were people, and then tried to get others to do it too, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get bored easily post this on your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf lilly1542, Itachifanchick, Silver-Arrow-Kitsune-Girl, Dark Wolf on a full Blood, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, redroseinsanity
If you have ever swore at a student in a different language and then laughed when they didn't know what you were saying, copy and paste this in your profile. (LMAO! See, it pays to know a different language!)
If you have ever started laughing for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane, copy and paste this in your profile
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this in your profile
If you're friends are always trying to tell you to shutup and you won't, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Anime Azn Cherry,Uchiha-Kirara, Superhinata,cherrysaki-chan, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, redroseinsanity
92 of teens would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy and Pase this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 laughing.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
Girls Don't realize these things;
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things
If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.
If you talk so fast no one can understand you unless they try really hard and even then it's a struggle, copy this into your profile.
If you have a teacher who doesn't know what the heck there doing and you hate them because they annoy you paste this into your profile.
If you've ever done anything incredibly stupid for no apparent reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination!
On the other hand, this is Kitty.
Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.
Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!
The HARDEST thing to do is watch the one you love, love somebody else.
Friends will always be like, "You deserve better." But Best friends will be prank calling him saying, "You will die in seven days."
Remember this, if someone is bothering you. It takes 40 muscles to frown, but it takes only three to stick up your middle finger and say, "Bite me!"
If you follow my stories, then please be patient. I'll try to update as soon as possible! Thanks.