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Joined 05-07-08, id: 1570141, Profile Updated: 06-19-11
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

Hi. Well, what should I put here? Ummm . . . Well I'm a female . . . ok . . . I'm 28 and I live in New Zealand, on the North Island in a place called Rotorua which has got lots of boiling mud and geysers and it stinks of sulphur. Not much happening there, it's a pretty average sized city (for NZ) but over all it's pretty boring. But that's what we have fiction for right?

I looooove Naruto (the anime, not him, he's kinda annoying) and I don't think you'll ever see me post something here that is not Naruto-related.

I can also be really moody, and my writing changes with my mood, so some stories will be bizarrely different from the others and you'll probably think my evil twin has taken over (which it probably has), but I'll always put appropriate warnings for those of you who only like the fluffy stuff. I also loooove crack pairings, which is why it's so wierd that my first fic I've posted is sasusaku, but oh well.

Oh yeah, I used to be Orochimaruismyman, this is still my pen name on Dev Art (only because silly DA won't let you change your name), but I wanted a bit less of a 'fangirly' type name, even though I am definitely still a fangirl at heart!

Anywho I'm working on several stories at the mo, see descriptions below:


STORIES IN THE PIPELINE:

What I'm working on currently:


Intimacy: KakaSaku.
She didn’t know who he was. Didn’t know his name. Didn’t know his age. Didn’t know what he did for a living. She didn’t know anything about him. All she knew was that she was currently experiencing the most intense pleasure she had ever felt in her life. And he was giving it to her.
Plot Summary:
Every Thursday afternoon, Kakashi has sex. It's wild and full of passion...and it's with a woman he doesn't even know. A woman with pink hair and jade eyes, and an astonishing ability to avoid eye contact. She initiated the rendezvous months ago, but he still doesn't know her name and they've barely spoken more than two words. At first, Kakashi thinks he's hit the jackpot. He's been offered no-strings sex on a plate, and he doesn't even have to engage in meaningless small talk to get it. He's living every man's dream. Or so he thinks. Pretty soon Kakashi begins to realise that sex without intimacy is not as fun as it seems...


The Female of the Species: Multiple pairings but mainly will be OroSaku. Fic Based on the poem The Female of the Species by Rudyard Kipling. Will also contain SasuSaku, KakaSaku and one-sided ItaSaku. Multiple chapter fic, will be a MAMMOTH fic that will probably take a very long time to write, as it will span over many years of Sakura's life (hence the many pairings . . . no, I wouldn't make her quite so slutty, don't worry). Dark angst-ridden fic which will eventually focus mainly on Sakura's dramatically transformed personality and loyalties.
Plot Summary: A life full of love and then loss has made Sakura a cynic to love. Till she discovers a love she never thought would be possible again, even more powerful than ever before. But fate is cruel, and when her heart is ripped to shreds yet again, Sakura becomes a hollow shell, a shadow of her former self. Then one day an incident of self-preservation uncovers a dormant force inside her that awakens a power that no one ever thought possible. A force more powerful than the revered Uchiha and Jinchuuriki combined. Fleeing her native village Sakura embarks on a new life as a dangerous missing-nin, and with her new-found power crushes all who stand in her way. But someone is watching her. Someone with a power to rival her own. And when the two come face to face the girl who had resigned herself to never loving again is suddenly sucked into a black hole of the darkest and most dangerous affair in shinobi history. Their combined powers and intense connection make them an unstoppable force leaving death and destruction in their wake, and all hope of good defeating evil seems lost for ever. But when a love long forgotten impossibly resurfaces, which side will she choose? Good . . . or Evil?


Coming in the near future...


A Life Forgotten: NejiSaku. Multi-chapter or One-shot, not sure yet.
Plot Summary: Sakura has failed at being a kunoichi, ridiculed by her peers and turned away by her friends and her shishou. But what is left for a used and abused kunoichi whose only skill is to seduce for a living? Yes, Sakura has become a prostitute. Living in the slums of Konoha and servicing the village's little known and well hidden seedy underworld, she has escaped the humiliation of confronting the faces of her past everyday, but at what cost? Day after day of giving her body to endless strangers but keeping her heart locked securely in an impenetrable safe inside her, and facing the inevitable prospect of a life forever without love, she believes this is her only future. But what happens when one of those faces from her past unknowingly shows up at her door? Can they help each other make a new start, and both learn to love again? Or is Sakura in too deep?


The Wind & The Sea: MizuSaku. One-shot at this stage, might become multi-chapter. Romance/Tragedy. Based around an excerpt from the poem The Wind & The Sea by Paul Laurence Dunbar
Plot Summary: Touji Mizuki is on death row in Konoha prison for crimes against the village. Sakura is a prison medic, responsible for the health of the inmates. She prides herself on her ability to keep a professional distance from those who she knows don't have much longer in this world. But how could she have predicted she would discover love behind these impenetrable grey walls? And when the time comes to say goodbye, will she be strong enough after all?


The Underneath: SasuSaku / KakaSaku. Multi-chapter. Angst/Romance.
Plot Summary: Sakura Haruno’s life is everything she ever dreamed it would be. She’s head medic at Konoha Hospital, apprentice to the Fifth Hokage, she has lots of successful friends, and she is married to her childhood crush, the man of her dreams. At least, that is the image that is portrayed to everyone else. Beneath the surface however, Sakura’s life is hell. The dream-life that she had strived for her whole life was just that – a dream. In reality, her friends are shallow self-absorbed gold-diggers, her job is stressful, and she’s struggling to cope at work with her many recent absences. Absences that are becoming frequently necessary due to the many bruises and injuries she has been receiving lately. For beneath the mask of glamour, success, and beauty, Sakura has found herself trapped in a web of lies, neglect, and abuse, inflicted upon her by her controlling masochistic husband, a master of manipulation and pretence. But someone else has noticed the charade, and is deeply troubled by her suffering. Someone who cares for her more deeply than she ever imagined, and as Sakura soon discovers, he will stop at nothing to free her from the clutches of a man hell-bent on keeping her under his control forever.


Please read, and if you like or even if you hate please review, because I'll rely on reviews to decide what direction the stories are going!


You can check out my crappy Naruto fanart at my DeviantArt site here:

http://orochimaruismyman.deviantart.com My DeviantArt Page


My favourite Naruto Couples (in order)

KakaSaku

ItaSaku

SakuJira

DeiSaku

SakuOro

Pretty much anyone with Sakura actually, especially crack pairings, i LOOOOVE crack pairings, they just brighten up my day C:


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Reflection by Juniper11 reviews
Sakura takes a nap and when she awakens...things are not quite as she left them. SakuIta, SakuKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 122,106 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Threads Of Desire by Kineticfairy reviews
In time of war Sakura's betrothed is captured and she travels to Otogakure to beg for his life. Sasuke, prince of Otogakure fascinated by the courageous girl, agrees to release the prisoners, only if she will stay with him. .:New Chapter:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 65,257 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Tears of the Unworthy by Crimson Eyed Sakura reviews
Sakura, raped by Itachi, finds out she's pregnant. Itachi, attempting to keep his nightmares from becoming reality, rediscovers his humanity. Only love can redeem the one who cries the tears of the unworthy. Awesome cover image by 3spn4life on deviantART. He said I could use it. :3
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,446 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 2/11/2008 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.]
Phantom of the Glen by TheTamster reviews
What happens after the Phantom walks through the broken mirror at the end of the 2004 movie? He leaves the opera house and meets some unexpected people. Reviews are always welcome. Rated M for adult situations and graphic depictions of violence and death.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 193,885 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Erik - Complete
Beneath a Moonless Sky by Dream-Runaway reviews
It's the day before Christine's wedding to Raoul. For reasons she doesn't know and feelings she doesn't understand, she sets out looking for Erik, and finds him. What will happen once they see each other once again? Is there any chance of a happy ending?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,134 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Erik, Christine
Stripped Bare by J-Pop Princess reviews
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 295,128 - Reviews: 3398 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 1,819 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Chasing the Moon by the-ramen-fiend reviews
AU. Sakura leaves Konoha to pursue a career in a far away ANBU base, but now she's assigned under the command of Sasuke's smoulderingly alluring older brother Itachi, who might just have some dangerous temptations of his own... ItaSakuSasu lust triangle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,786 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Diary of a Konoha Vixen by ElleGal reviews
I decided to rewrite this story...so look for the new and improved one, with less grammar errors, in my profile. THANKS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 113,456 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Double Edged by nimblnymph reviews
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 347,047 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Take It or Leave It by korinara reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2410 - Favs: 2,582 - Follows: 1,623 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Spring Rain and Winter Storms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Various short oneshots of varying length, theme, and rating. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,968 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 11/23/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Lost And Found by Lady Silvamord reviews
At the time, asking Sasuke to take her with him when he left Konoha seemed like a great idea. The outcome of that decision, though, throws Sakura into a predicament which leaves her at the mercy of the one person she would never have expected. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 206,516 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 1,167 - Follows: 472 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Vespertine by Cynchick reviews
Two enemies strike a bargain to save what they both hold dear. He will reveal a truth that shakes her beliefs, drawing her into a web of lies and betrayal. She will offer the redemption for which he never hoped and show him how to be human again. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 117,376 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 960 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sketches by SnowLion no Miko reviews
He was a starving, out of work artist, in need of a model. She was a simple waitress, who just happened to have the look he needed. NejiSaku, AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 79,209 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 1/23/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H. - Complete
House of Crows by SilverShine reviews
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 400,508 - Reviews: 4520 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 801 - Updated: 11/11/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
I'm Yours by sasukelove2 reviews
I'm yours Sasukekun. It was a phrase she repeated to him every night they spent together. It was the only way he'd complete the intimate act, the only way she could be connected to him again. SasuSaku A different kind of love story...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,038 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Call Him Mine by Lady Crux reviews
Sakura is living a hollow life, Sasuke returned but he was with Karin who steals everything she ever had, she brought back Jiriaya from the dead & Naruto still is weary of her, what happens when she gets kidnapped on a mission by none other than Pein? R/R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,722 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Pain/Pein
The Uchiha Secret by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Sasuke froze as he stared at Sai’s eyes, which were identical to his Uchiha Sharingan eyes now: red with anger and black with hatred...One family secret could threaten and shake three lives forever. Bonds will be broken. SasuxSakuxSai
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,394 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sakura H., Sai
Precious by ironandwine4life reviews
Everyone precious to me is dead." So said Kakashi-sensei, who continues to train with the former Team 7. He now finds himself repeating this phrase, over and over, to remind himself why he can't become close with anyone again. But she's still there.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 35,007 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 4/6/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Need a Moment? Chew it up with Twix by Capehtayne-Neenja-Rayne reviews
It's hot. It's unbearable. And Sasuke and Sakura can't stand the hunger. Yet it's only Sakura who has backup food, so they decide to do a little oral feeding. SasuSaku xDD
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Found by korinara reviews
Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 105,034 - Reviews: 1584 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Let it Whip by iTravel reviews
When she accepted the mission to infiltrate Akatsuki, Sakura never thought it would change her life; she never thought S-class criminals could teach her anything, nor did she ever think Itachi would give her something she wouldn't trade for the world. IxS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,355 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Heart of an Artist, Hands of a Killer by Lady Hanaka reviews
They were both searching for the same Uchiha. Uchiha Sasuke. She wanted love, he wanted revenge. She found him drowning in a pool of his own blood. It was at that moment that she realized their paths were the same, even if their goals were not. DeiSaku ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,943 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Deidara
Shattered Dreams by Arcane Desires reviews
Sakura has a secret crush. Should she act upon her feelings? Would he even want her anyway? Just what are Kakashi's feelings? Does he really want to know? What happens when he goes missing? Will it ever work? M for Lemon/Swears. Kaka/Saku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 175,544 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hero by Lanse reviews
Save the world, save the village, save the pretty woman cutting off the circulation in his arm. All in a day’s work for the legendary copy-nin. Kaka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Somewhere I Have Never Travelled, Gladly Beyond by Wyntermute reviews
Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,879 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Lithium by CelticDragonQueens reviews
Don't wanna lock me up, don't wanna forget. I can't hold on, wonder what's wrong. I love you so much I'll let me go. A look into the life Sakura shares with a loveless Sasuke. Her lithium.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shades of Grey by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura knew that Sasuke would hate her when she brought him back to Konoha, but she was willing to let him do so, as long as he came back. She hoped she could save him from his darkness...but more than that, she hoped he could save her from her own.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,103 - Reviews: 2468 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 886 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fun at the festival by JiraiyasGirl reviews
Tsunade's stuck under a mountain of paperwork, can her old teamate get her to play hookey and maybe more?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,213 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Jiraiya, Tsunade S.
Weakness for dark hair by XxXCl0verXxX reviews
Sakura seems to be torn between her longtime love and his stand-in, Sai. Whenever she seems to be leaning in for Sai, Sasuke gets jealous. How long before she breaks down from the pressure and confusion? Will she ever choose? SaiXSakuXSasu -lemon- REVIEWS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 133 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Awaken by Fornever Tash reviews
"You're mine." Orochimaru's fanged kisses ravaged her throat but the only name on her bruised lips was 'Sasuke'. Blood. Akatsuki. Tears. Rape. Redemption. Hate. Friendship. Lies. Love. Love. Love. Awaken the power within. SasuSaku/Mature Themes HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,835 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Kiss Me Goodnight by Mayet reviews
KakaSaku When Sakura is abused by someone close to her and Kakashi trys to help her, how will that affect their relationship? Right: Love will slowly blossom. Please read warnings inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 133,049 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Marionette by Kineticfairy reviews
Tears seeped through tightly closed eyes, lining thick eyelashes and it all went unnoticed by the only man she could ever love, she really was a slave to him in every way. Inspired by Nightwish .:SasuSaku, NejiSaku, AU:.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 129,903 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Hidden Secret by HarUchiha reviews
SEQUEL TO: A Painful Secret. Sakura made a choice to move in with her art teacher, Hatake Kakashi, after he revealed that he knew her mother. However, her choice made a devasting impact on the boy she loves and his family. Will they ever forgive her?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,977 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Painful Secret by HarUchiha reviews
SasuSaku - Sakura Haruno is an average high school senior at Konoha High, but this pink-haired teen has a secret that leaves her bruised every night. Can a mysterious new student pry that secret out of her and protect her from her pain?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 49,228 - Reviews: 736 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Know Who You Are by Kafunshou Queen reviews
In the heat of desire, it's easy to deceive, even yourself. ItaSaku. Rated M for sexual content.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Payback by iTravel reviews
Sasuke has rejected Sakura one too many times. Now, she's had enough. She wants to get back at him... How? Let's just say her revenge includes alcohol and dancing atop a bar. She'll show him who really wants who.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,941 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Silver Lining by Cynchick reviews
Sequel to Perception. Eight years ago they said goodbye forever. Now, when they have both lost everything, fate has thrown them together again in the most unlikely of ways. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,305 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,437 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Rendezvous by Miss Artemis reviews
She could run as far and as long as she wanted, but in the end...he'll always have her...OroSaku...LEMON!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,672 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sakura H., Orochimaru - Complete
Peaceful Waters by Jade Raven reviews
Sakura's at a hot springs with six hot jounin, but will only Genma appreciate her charms? Shonen ai warning! This is actually a Het fic though.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,861 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Sakura H., Genma S.
Naughty Girl by DancingPetal reviews
xX KibaSaku Xx Going out always made Sakura feel single, but she let Ino talk her into it all the same, and then she even ran into the nurse who deprived her of the chance to make out with hot and sexy dog boy that morning... xX Mature content Xx
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,357 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
Caught' In The Moment by Moondalian reviews
Sakura is caught by the Akatsuki to lure Naruto into a trap, but it seems one of them has more interest in her than just as bait. ItaSaku. PWP
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Tattoo by Karena Sasuke reviews
Sakura needs a change, but how much of a change can she handle? What if her entire life needed to be different for a mission? Does she accept the rules or mess it up? Will the dreams go away or be replaced with fantasies? NejiSakura w slight KakashiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,051 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Christmas Confessions by Cynchick reviews
Sakura convinces Kakashi that spending Christmas together is better than being alone, and they both learn that the best gifts are the ones you never expected to receive. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,211 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Bonded by J-Pop Princess reviews
Sai, Sakura and Naruto have been having trouble with team work lately and Sai takes it upon himself to fix it, starting with Sakura. Unfortunately, his questionable methods are only made worse by seeking help from Kakashi and Icha Icha. SaiSaku LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,541 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sai - Complete
Filigree and Roses by Lindri Night reviews
The first and far inferior version of my magnum opus, Costumes and Filigree, where Erik wins, and Raoul dies. It's such a completely different story than my rewrite that I don't want to take it down...but read the other one instead!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 46,135 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 2,587 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Purely Physical by Elli Cole reviews
[KakSakSai] 'What do you say we embark on something totally different... an experiment of some sort' He grinded himself against her and let her feel the growing bulge straining inside his pants. 'Purely physical.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,273 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/24/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Veneer by korinara reviews
Pein & Sakura. But don't you see? He's not a villain, he's just an antihero.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/25/2007 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Revelation by paws-bells reviews
NejiSaku Revelations are dangerous things, as Sakura was just starting to find out. They could turn turn your peaceful life upside down and inside out, even if it wasn't your revelation in the first place. Damn Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 956 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Purpose of Kunoichi by Saiyajin of the Twilight reviews
Sakura is told a shocking reason why there is at least one Kunoichi in each team. SasuSaku, KakaSaku, NaruSaku. WARNING: MAJOR LEMON. This is my first fan fiction. I may delete this fan fiction soon, so get your fill.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,027 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/3/2007 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Metamorphosis by MitsukiShiroi reviews
[ItaSaku] When Sakura embarks on a search for Sasuke, she is taken hostage by the Akatsuki. Now, she can't deny that the gravitation is pulling her, and the brother of the love of her life together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,178 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 6/5/2007 - Published: 10/25/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Inadvertent confessions by Celtic Oak reviews
After Sakura accidentally confesses her attraction towards a certain ANBU Captain to a room full of people, she tries to put it behind her. But a Hyuuga's retaliation can be daunting indeed and she might just get what she wished for. NejiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,969 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 5/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
As Long As We're Together, We'll Never Be Apart by Jade Raven reviews
Sakura finally has a man and it's driving Kakashi crazy. GenmaXSakura,oneshot?Lemony smut! Please don't read if under 18!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 4/2/2007 - Genma S., Sakura H. - Complete
Sick Cycle Carousel by Kineticfairy reviews
Caught between love and lust [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,446 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Oops by Miss Artemis reviews
Sakura was asked to heal Kakashi. So, as a good exstudent should do, she accepts. But when Kakashi becomes too much of a problem, she accidentally shoots too much morphine into his system. Not a big problem...right? KAKASAKU!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,867 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1202 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Duty Before Honor by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Sakura knew why Tsunade didn’t want a virgin on this mission. Things might get out of hand. Acts might be carried out too far. She was glad Kakashi was accompanying her, but right then she wouldn’t have minded the entire population of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 157,457 - Reviews: 3669 - Favs: 4,443 - Follows: 1,051 - Updated: 1/6/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Caught in the Open by DotOnTheSpot reviews
Kakashi and Sakura probably should have went to a better place for certain activities, as in not where everyone could see them. Beware of hangovers, craziness, and battle of sex [literally].
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by backlash symphony reviews
It started out as a deal he made with her, a deal he knew she'd never say no to when Sasuke's life belonged to him. It was the perfect secret. No one knew. Not even Sasuke. Sakura never would've thought it'd end up like this. OrochiSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 136,395 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/12/2006 - Published: 3/10/2006 - Orochimaru, Sakura H. - Complete
Cherries on Top by Pinboo reviews
While making cake for Naruto's birthday, Sai and Sakura didn't only share a night of insults. Warning: beware of the rating... Saisaku lemon. ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Wonderful Vacation by moodiful819 reviews
Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, and Sakura are all put on a manditory vacation. Chaos ensues as days go by. How will they survive and what's up with Sakura and Kakashi? KakaSakuSasu.My first fanfic. LEMONS. Now revised again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,923 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Blood of a Cherry Blossom by Slytherin Kunoichi reviews
Originally, for Halloween, Sai hadn’t decided what to go as, but once he glimpsed at the bleeding flesh on Sakura’s neck, he suddenly had the urge to be a vampire…
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
A Change in the Wind by SkItZoFrEaK reviews
He said it so casually, so off hand. It was like he was stating a fact about the universe. The sky is blue. The cliffs are high. He'll kill you someday.Sakura.Gaara.Temari.Kankurou.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,871 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 880 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Fated by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura runs from her past as Kakashi wants to run from life. Naruto and Genma witness the painful trials their friends must go through. Kakasaku Sasusaku - Please be aware there are multiple character deaths. This story has angst/tragedy/romance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,974 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 1,421 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Nature of the Game by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura starts a game with Kakashi but when he leaves, Sasuke is left. Sakura must figure out what she will do about the two men in her life.Kakasaku Sasusaku mature content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,198 - Reviews: 1498 - Favs: 1,825 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/4/2004 - Complete
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Intimacy reviews
She didn't know who he was. Didn't know his name. Didn't know his age. She didn't know anything about him. All she knew was that she was currently experiencing the most intense pleasure she had ever felt in her life. And he was giving it to her. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Clandestine Heart reviews
Sasuke & Sakura find themselves in some very strange situations when Tsunade sends them on the most awkward mission of their lives. Rated M for LEMON/s in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 68,294 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 983 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Night Mourns the Day reviews
NaruHina Original PoemFic. Hinata's POV. See inside for more info.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Crimson Eyed King reviews
I am Sasuke, of the House of Uchiha. Son of Fugaku and Mikoto. Brother to the devil himself. My path was laid out long before my birth. I am a tool. Built for one purpose only. To avenge my clan. . . Sasuke-centric/Itachi NOT yaoi and slight SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Sasuke U.
Forbidden Fruit reviews
He eyed the bottle she was clasping appraisingly. “A woman after my own heart!” He grinned broadly at her as he placed his hand on her shoulder and began directing her back towards Tsunade’s desk. JiraSaku & Slight KakaSaku. See inside for more details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,110 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Jiraiya, Sakura H.
Those Eyes reviews
Kakashi is a man on the edge of sanity - all it takes is for one rose-haired kunoichi to push him over the edge. And when she does, there might be no going back. KakaSaku obsession-fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,091 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete