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Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter.

Hello my name is Ebony.

If this is your first time viewing this page, well then I hope you take my full greeting into concept.

If you are one of those great people who review and always look for an update, let me be the first to welcome you.

If you are just a lurker or someone who does not have an account or anything of the above, let me be like Shell Silverstein and say "come in..."

Now, to who this may concern. I am a writter. I'm not a miracle worker. I'm not Bill Gates and I am definitley no Einstein. With that in mind please understand that if you think my writting is odd or strange. Then that is perfectly okay. I understand what it is like to stumble upon some crappy fics. I know just as much as you what it is like to not be able to read a single word in a document. I know...I understand completley. Please however keep in mind I am trying. My fanfiction technique will improve. All I need is a little help. I learn new things from Reviews. I never take even the worst of flames in a bad way. I listen to what the person says to me. Then write off that.

If you are lucky, I might just write a fic for you...In fact, most of the material from Malfoy Madness is all from either a drunk conversation I have with my other Harry Potter crazed friends...or a TV show, song, picture, movie...etc. I never mean to take full credit for anything. Sometimes it just slips my mind. Please don't be a hater...my brain just farted.

Also know that any ideas you have are welcome. My mailbox is always open. I may not reply, but that doesn't mean I haven't got your message. I love to involve the people that matter most to fanfiction, the readers.

(It's not the men in your life, it's the life of your men." -Mae west)

My freaky views on Harry Potter...so cliche. Well yes.

It's on almost everybody's tutorial page. So I added one. These were not copied. This is really how I feel.

1. Blaise Zabini is black. He is a guy. Yes there may be situations where you want to make Hermione his twin. Okay, but please...don't make him white. It ruins the whole thing for me. I'm not racist either. I just like some of my characters the same way they were created.

2. Please don't change the characters first name. I understand you don't like Hermione's given name. However I get confused easily.

3. One story plot that starts to annoy me real easily, is the marriage law. Don't make it retarted please, I mean I know some of my stories can go there. However I try to make them half-real. I at least try...

4. I respect those who like to make romance fics cute and sweet. However we all know Draco Malfoy just doesn't call his gf 'baby' or 'sugardumplings' or 'pumpkin'. If he does, please have a story of some kind behind it. In my head, I just think...maybe he really wants to get laid.

5. Ummm oh yeah! Voldie is not nice, he does not in any way give a fuck about anyone and sorry if this pisses you off. I know! I know! Tom Riddle is hot!

Updates! Upcoming releases! All of the rest of that Jazz!

Malfoy Madness: This started off as my addiction and turned into alot of other people's addiction. I'm flattered. I will update...again. Malfoy Madness may have already been updated...did you check?

Malfoy Bride: This I believe was my very first fanfic, it is my baby. I know I know i need to get my butt in gear...but I actually have a real life baby that makes me busy as it is. So please...in due time I will have written an awesome chapter. Then I will post it. Then you can read your eyes out.

Hello Vodka? Its me: Very new story, one I hope to have updated quite frequently.

The black diaries: A series coming soon. Its a work in progress.

(The pictures from Malfoy bride, malfoy madness and innocence interupted have been discontinued.) Sorry...

Peace.

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My Best Enemy's Baby by Casey Stardust reviews
Hermione finds Ron in bed with Lavender Brown during their graduation party and takes her revenge by sleeping with the enemy. Unfortunately, in their drunken state neither Hermione nor Draco think to cast a contraception charm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 40,807 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 529 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
It's Late, Why Are You Awake? by Rasika-chan reviews
Draco can't sleep. Neither can Hermione. The two find themselves awake and they each want to know, why? Draco's more determined to find out. "Did your dreams wake you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
How Did This Happen! by dracoyoflam reviews
Draco and Hermione are thrown together in an adventure which takes them to many highs and many lows. Along the way, they discover that there is more than what meets the eye when it comes to the situation and each other. R for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,379 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
A Summer With the Grangers by The Female Bounty reviews
What happens when Draco is sent to spend the Summer in the Granger household? Will the two enemies be able to live with each other or will things turn out horrible for the both of them? Plz read and review! lt's my first story,so nothing is too harsh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6239 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dangerous Game by SilverLastsForever reviews
Oh, it was dangerous. This game they were playing. It has started innocently enough. Hermione hated Draco. Draco hated Hermione. The world was simple and the lines were clear. Somewhere, at some point, something had changed. I blame the hormones. Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,331 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Family Ties: Left Holding the Baby by HPfanGleekForLife reviews
“...nothing to worry about, Mr. Malfoy, your daughter’s going to be fine” Hermione is shocked to find that Draco has a daughter.Will curiosity get her in trouble? Or lead to something more? DMHG 1st of a trilogy. LAST CHAPTER NOW UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 56 - Words: 94,161 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
An Absurd Halloween by lazer-angel reviews
If ever there was a holiday to be despised, it was Halloween. Why? Because it had severely injured his hair. His hair. His beautiful, luxurious hair. And if there was anything worse, it was having it mocked in its time of much needed condolence.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
London Rain by Feigningintrest reviews
Song Fic to London Rain by Heather Nova.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 9/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Thunderstorms and Chocolate Chips by love-ends-with-hope reviews
One-shot. DM/HG. A thunderstorm one night sends Hermione looking for...well, she's not exactly sure what, but she ends up finding it in Malfoy's room.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wardrobe Malfunction by Feigningintrest reviews
A late start to the morning, getting dressed in the dark, and a class room full of snakes and lions.... this can't end well
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A la Claire Fontaine by myBrandyAlexander reviews
Oneshot. A sweet snapshot of the Malfoy household one night. Light and romantic containing the French lullaby title Please R & R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Holiday by sagi babe reviews
While on holiday, Draco and Hermione have to come to terms with their rapidly approaching married life. Throw in a drunk house elf liberator, a sprinkle of in-laws and a dash of uninvited friends...the perfect holiday. Post war. Longer Chapters!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 52,525 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Youth by Clementine Angst reviews
Hermione and Draco are kidnapped by the Dark Side, only to find out that in order to secure the fate of the wizarding world they have to get married and produce and heir. With a prophecy, a war and a medling Harry, can Hermione and Draco ever find peace?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,032 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Delicate Situation by TheLocket reviews
Continuation of Chocolate Cake; the source of Draco Malfoy's critique of Hermione Granger's wardrobe once again causes problems between the two. And this time, Hermione isn't the only "naughty" one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lives Crumble by hitomi07 reviews
Lives crumble. That’s how it is. She’s pregnant. She never expected it. What does she do?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/8/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Not Love by Sketchy Cannabis reviews
3/5 of the five drunk fics challenge. Prompt: Tipsy
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I want you to want me by ixlovextragedies reviews
One-shot. A look at how Hermione feels after her secret affair with a certain blonde Sytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 530 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Can Happen Over Christmass Brake by sadistic pale one reviews
Hermine is dating Ron, but has a secret crush on Draco! So what happens when almost every one in the school is gone exept Hemine and Draco? This is my first Fan Fic. So Please review and be nice!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Difficult by Kylara Kitsune reviews
This is the most difficult thing I've ever had to write, and that includes all those Potions essays for Professor Snape. Hermione's writing a very important letter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Always Something by the.epiphony reviews
There's always something in the way, always something to mess it up. DMXHG DM slight OOC, sorry couldn't help it. ONE SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Candy by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Draco and Hermione stop at a candy store. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione's Secret by thedustbunny reviews
Hermione has been captured by Draco for the Death Eaters. What will happen? Will she betray her friends, or stay loyal to the end? Will romance follow as Hermione is stuck with only Draco to talk to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,978 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Thread Of Innocence by Athena Linborn reviews
Fear and determination, are major factors in Hermione Grangers decision to keep the child of a liaison she can hardly remember. All is well, until five years later, the hated father of her child, walks back in to her life!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 127,716 - Reviews: 1690 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 11/21/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Unseemly Proposal by scarlet-sparx reviews
Voldemort's dead and with him dies Lucius Malfoy's prestige. Now, Lucius will do ANYTHING to regain his status, even if it means trying to get his only son to marry Hermione Granger... For full length summary, see Ch.1.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,459 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 518 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
To Dance by Amynta reviews
Are you taking anyone to the graduation party? Are you even going? Why is there a pink rubber ducky in front of the doorway? What’s your favourite colour? Satisfied?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2007 - Published: 12/30/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bedtime Bookworm by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
[OneShot] The newest edition of 'Hogwarts: A History' is out and hermione, who has gotten one of the first copies, won't stop reading it. This doesn't sit too well with Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ivory Buttons by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
[OneShot] Companion piece to 'Nightgown'. In her haste, Hermione rips Draco's shirt the one with the ivory buttons. This is his reaction...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Lost Heir by moreaux reviews
When attempting to propose to Pansy Parkinson in order to obtain an heir to the Malfoy fortune, Draco Malfoy is informed, much to his surprise, that there is, in fact, a rightful Malfoy heir already in existance... [DMHG]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,385 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 2/2/2007 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco and Hermione use candy to express their feelings for each other. Valentine's Day one shot. Fluffy and sweet like cotton candy.FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco Malfoy Edits Fan Fiction by formerlyknownasone reviews
This is where Malfoy sits down reluctantly to edit DMHG fan fiction. Really. Oneshot DMHG. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
100 Things Draco Isn't Allowed To Do by S3xySlyth3rin reviews
100 things Draco isn't allowed to do around hogwarts... CRACKFIC!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,722 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Draco M. - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 1880 - Favs: 3,745 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The first cut is the deepest by mallymuggle reviews
Hermione leaves Draco the day of graduation to make her mark on the world. Comming back to wizarding London and what she left behind is'nt going to be easy. Especially when Draco has moved on...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,000 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Nightgown by Dragon's Mudblood reviews
[OneShot] How a nightgown comes in the middle of an 'activity'. It's short! Rated for safety. NO real smut, just implication.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Priceless by elibdally1 reviews
Draco comes home drunk…REALLY CUTE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Draco M.
Housewarming by Bobotuber Pus reviews
The Malfoys initiate their new home.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Congratulations, Narcissa! by Bobotuber Pus reviews
Narcissa Malfoy reflects on Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
CustomMade Boots by Bobotuber Pus reviews
Christmas Fluff. Draco snoops. Hermione surprises.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
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Malfoy Madness Vol 16 reviews
Winter time brings relatives, presents and fun. It also brings sickness. In the Malfoy Family, someone has baby fever. Rated M. R&R Merry Christmas to my readers!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,426 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Innocence interupted reviews
He was born into love, however his parents love still had to be developed. Hermione finds herself in a big heep of trouble when she has Draco's baby. Even worse is that he loves her. She just hasn't fell for him yet. HGDM Rated M. R&R young teen pregnancy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Captured reviews
HGDM oneshot. A romantic tale inspired by those amazing diamond commercials. He captured her heart, and I'm sure this story will render you speechless. For the romantic at heart. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness vol 15 reviews
It's back. The begenning of more madness. Trust me when I say this is only the start. HGDM Oneshot. Rated M R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,178 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hello vodka? It's me reviews
In this crazy dramione, Hermione is dumped on the worst of days. Then the God named Vodka and Rum gave her the gift of Draco. A great freindship to be...even and maybe possibly a relationship. Rated M. R&R HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,403 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Malfoy bride reviews
Hermione never thought she'd fall in love with Draco Malfoy let alone get married to him. DMHG. How will she cope with being a new celebrity and the crazy in-laws? What happens when she become a sex-symbol in thier world? full summary inside Please review
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,896 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 10/29/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Your embrace reviews
What would you do if you lost someone? In a flash of an eye, the person you loved most dies. There embrace is sickening, beacuse there is no more. HGDM Draco learns first hand. R&R oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness vol14 reviews
You know your bitchy when they compare you to a Malfoy wife beacuse let's face it they are rich, spoiled, loved and just happen to have better hair then all of us. DMHG ONESHOT RATED M. volume 14.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness vol13 reviews
Narcissa watches the kids so Hermione and Draco can have a quiet evening, the girls gab and Hermione once again is displeased with her father. HGDM ONESHOT RATEDM Cosmo's and bitchy mother's don't mix honey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,015 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
12 things Hermione isnt allowed to do as a Malfoy reviews
12 little things Hermione isnt allowd to do if she ever became a Malfoy... HGDM ONESHOT-LIST Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness Vol12 reviews
The Malfoy family has grieved, but it's time to move on. They are doing it the best way they can. Keeping each other close. ONESHOT DMHG Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,346 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness Vol11 reviews
From anger to happiness to sorrow. Parties are an everyday occurance in the Malfoy family, so why is this easter holiday frowned upon. HGDM ONESHOT Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,398 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness Vol9 reviews
Hermione has a teacher confrence, sees the finished baby nursery and all hell breaks lose when she can't wear her designer heels..oh yah and when she goes into labor. DMHG ONESHOT. Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness Vol8 reviews
It's a mad mad world for the Malfoy family as Hermione's due date approaches. She even has a talk with Max, who is more interested in the birds and the bees. ONESHOT Rated M. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness Vol7 reviews
In the seventh volume of the series...Elle and Hermione's "real" mum's have a cat-fight, Hermione also has a heated discussion with Lucius's mother, and she decorates the nursery with a new freind. HGDM. ONESHOT Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness Vol6 reviews
In the sixth volume...Hermione throws Max a birthday party,Lucius gets a cold and Hermione has a baby shower. She also meets Draco's grandmother. Rated M ONESHOT HGDM. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,252 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness Vol5 reviews
Hermione's son Max is in the hospital. She blames herself and Draco trys to cheer her up. Don't forget the in-laws. DMHG ONESHOT R&R "Hermione don't compare yourself to Britney Spears...your not a bad mother."- DRaco to Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness vol4 reviews
In the fourth volume of the series, Hermione deals with her father's playboy bunny wife. Oneshot DMHG rated M. Max, Hermione and Draco's son is not to happy with his new G'ma.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness Vol3 reviews
Hermione has dinner with the in-laws. Seaks advice from Pansy and Ginnny and hears some very sour yet sweet news about her sister. Just another day in the motherhood. DMHG oneshot. Reviews welcome! Rated M
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness reviews
Hermione argues with Draco over genes,Barney and evilness. Volume one of a series. Oneshot. DMHG. please review. "You said Barney was a dinasoar, so I thought there'd be blood and crashing buildings...not love, peace and happiness!"-Draco to Mione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Malfoy Madness vol2 reviews
The second in the series. Hermione has a little argument with Draco and a busy-body mother. Reviews welcome. HGDM. oneshot. Just another day in the motherhood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete