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Joined 05-07-08, id: 1570473, Profile Updated: 08-30-09
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

Hiya! Stubborn Kudos for all you who find this page ;)

My Pen Name: I got my name literally from opening Eclipse randomly, reading the page, and choosing my favorite quote. The quote was when Bella and Alice were talking because Bella couldn't find any good shirts that hadn't been stolen, and Alice made a comment about being normal. Bella replied using the words awful and normal, so I just put them together!

NOTICE: I am still working on Edward Who. I promise. The only problem is that I hardly have enough time to sleep and do my homework all in one day :) So I only really have time to write on the weekends. This, obviously, slows down the writing process tremendously. But I promise I am still working on it- I won't quit. I'll continue updating here, so be sure to check periodically. Also, feel free to P.M. me if you want. I would love to hear from you. It fuels me and keeps me writing.

Update 5/15/09: So apparently life happens. Nothings wrong or anything, but the punch line is that I need to take a break from fanfiction. Hopefully it won't be more than a month or two. I definitely will keep my profile updated, and I might write a little here and there, but don't expect too much. I will respond to any reviews I haven't gotten to and any PMs that come my way, but I probably won't be posting many stories/chapters. I'm truly sorry. Please don't hold this against me. Thanks for all your support.

Update 6/30/09: To help with my writer's block, I've started a couple of stories and I have some ideas for ones I want to start, but I wanted other opinions...Here are the options so far (titles subject to change):
--an AU/AH in which Edward's wife dies in a shooting at the college he, his wife, and Bella attend. Bella's lost someone, as well. Can time and the company of another repair their broken hearts? "Shooting at School"
--a cannon inspired by tammyxcullen's Little Bella Cullen. Bella was rescued from a fire by Edward when she was two, and was raised by the Cullens. Now that she's of age, can the special bond she has always shared with Edward become more? "Raising Bella Cullen"
--an AU/AH in which Edward's a good man who's marriage is falling apart. At the same time, he's falling for Bella. Can he find a way to save his marriage, or will he try to make it work with Bella? "Cheating Heart"
Please vote in the poll to tell me which story you would most like to read.

Update 8/4/09: She's back!! Three months is way too long to be away, but I'm back now. Thanks for all the support, reviews, PMs, and everything, I really appreciate it. I just finished writing the next chapter, and as soon as it's typed, I'll send it off to my beta, bellapouts. It should be posted within the week! finally lol.

Update 8/30/09: Okay so I sent the next chapter off to my beta, but I haven't heard anything back yet. If I don't hear anything by the end of this week (Sept. 5), then I will just post the chapter. We'll see how it goes :)

About Me (if you care):

my name's katie. i'm 16 & will be a junior in HS as of September(yay!!). hair color is naturally blond, but it's dyed black, eye color is blue, and that's all you need to know. let's see...what else...oh yeah, i love Twilight. my favorite male character is Jasper (next to Edward, of course) and although i'm definitely on Team Edward, i do feel bad for Jake & I'm glad he imprinted (even if it was on Bella's baby...akward) =) if you don't feel bad for him, my answer is: you have no heart.

i love to read basically anything. i've only just started writing, and i'm not very good...for now=) i also love to edit/review/etc. I'm very good at beta-ing :)

Disclaimer: All people, places, characters, etc. belong to their respective owners. I own nothing.

Favorites: Books (in no particular order)- the Twilight series, The Mortal Instrument series, Kissed by an Angel, Saint, Three, The Circle Trilogy, the Nightworld series, the Marked series, the Uglies 'trilogy,' and She Said Yes. Movies- A Knights Tale, I am Legend, all the Ocean's movies, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, The Notebook, Titanic, Disturbia, The Other Boleyn Girl, The Dark Night, 10 Things I Hate About You, and Casanova.

Before You Ask...
(I copied this from Daddy's Little Cannibal's profile.)

AU - Alternative Universe
AH - All Human
OC -
Original Character
OOC -
Out of Character
IC -
In Character
WIP -
While in progress
Lemon -
Graphic sex scene
Lime
- Intense fluff (but not a sex scene)
Fluff - A sweet moment shared between characters (like a kiss)

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stare's at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you: Grab her and dont let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignore's you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back

When you see her at her worst: Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she look's at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she say's that she like's you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grab's at your hands: Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tell's you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is: "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

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Unforgivable Act by Irritable Grizzzly reviews
While writing at her favorite coffee house, Bella encounters Edward & it's hate at first sight, but Edward is persistent. Bella decides to trust him, but there's a small catch. There are a couple of things she considers "unforgivable acts"...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,360 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
To Hell in a Handbasket by Kathryn's NomDePlume reviews
Twilight as I would have written it. Darker humour. AU. Edward isn't a vegetarian.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 71,349 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Edward, Bella
Battle Scars by SarahCullen17 reviews
Bella is devastated when her husband is killed in Iraq. Only her surprise pregnancy and her new friend Edward can pull her through. Bella falls in love with Edward, but what happens when she finds out Jacob isn't dead? Nominated for 4 TwiFiction Awards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 146,662 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Bella - Complete
When it Rains by chivalryisntdead reviews
Bella comes home one night to discover Charlie acting out of character, and Jacob and Billy seem to be behind it. What happens when Edward finds a letter waiting for him rather than her? After Eclipse, before Breaking Dawn . ExB of course! REWRITTEN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,577 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Little Bella Cullen by tammyxcullen reviews
Bella is found by the Cullens when she is 3 and is all alone after her family dies from a car crash. She grows up in a house full of vampires. Funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 48,766 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fade into You by kfoster2519 reviews
COMPLETE! Bella has been a vampire living with the Cullen's for years. Edward is a 17 year old human who just moved to the small town of Forks. Intrigued by the beautiful Bella Cullen, Edward tries to form a friendship that turns into much more. Canon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 85,020 - Reviews: 805 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Past Comes Back to Bite You by sillybella reviews
AU: After Edward left Bella went to Jacksonville to live with her mother. Years later, after her husband dies, she returns to Forks with her daughter. What will Edward think when he passes through? What will Bella's daughter think of Edward? B&E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 75,552 - Reviews: 2769 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 1/20/2007
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8033 - Favs: 3,758 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Music's Silver Sound by Pengirl55 reviews
An AU story. Every summer Bella would visit Charlie in Forks. What would happen when she met some of the Cullens while visiting? What would happen later in the story? Please read and review.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,447 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 9/11/2008 - Bella, Edward
In Another Life by just drifting reviews
AU. Bella and Edward were lovers in 1918 but they split up when the influenza hit. They were both turned and meet once again in the present. Will their love burn again after almost 90 years, or will they be forced to live out the rest of eternity alone?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,022 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
And Baby, You're Everything by Irrevocablyamanduh reviews
Edward's gone off on a hunting trip, and leaves Bella a note. Very fluffy. Post New Moon, Pre Eclipse. songfic/one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Beloved by Kasumi Zakura reviews
Alice was in Bella's place, and she was the human. She had just moved to Forks and attending High School, when she found something that she had never been searching for...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,423 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Alice, Jasper
Suicide Lane Café by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 86 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I’m sorry, my love by rainydayB reviews
After Eclipse. There was an accident, and Bella died. Edward’s on the plane to Italy. Short story
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Edward
Midnight Margaritas by Writerwithabite reviews
Late nights, break ups and margaritas lead to interesting things. Is it a start of a new romance or a just a complication? "Love is friendship set on fire"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,085 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 1,469 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
One Step At A Time by ScarletRubie reviews
Nessie is 16 and has a chance at trying out the 'normal life' but as always secrets are told and things happen, many surprises are ahead for her but is she really ready for it? nessieXjacob Full summary inside -toodles.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 81,915 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 11/26/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
A Lover's Blindness by topazdream reviews
Doesn't Bella know that she's the only one ever on Edward's mind? Bella walks in on Edward with someone, and thinks he's cheating. But was it really his fault? What was the reason behind the act? What will he do to win her back? Edward's not to blame.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 24,280 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 190 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Relearning The Breathing Process by chivalryisntdead reviews
A few days before the wedding Edward is out hunting and Bella agrees to go see Jacob, which she later regrets after he viciously hurts her like she never imagined he would. How will Bella cope? How will everyone react? Rated M for Rape and a few lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 115,616 - Reviews: 2475 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 547 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Bella - Complete
Can I Borrow Your Umbrella? by AutumnRhythm reviews
It started with a grudge, and turned into something much, much more. They say you walk a fine line between love and hate. E X B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,863 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008
Forget Me Not by Raine Delmont reviews
This is the sequel to "Healing Her Wounds." Bella is finally a vampire and she has finally begun to heal from all the hurts of her past... but is there something standing in the way? Will she find her happy ending, finally? Read, and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,015 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8375 - Favs: 7,511 - Follows: 1,725 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Names by KlutzLike Bella reviews
Bella and Edward have a conversation that leaves Edward speechless....
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4243 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 699 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Too Late by saranicole reviews
What would happen if the werewolves were too late and Laurent bit Bella? Will Bella be alone through her change? Where will she go to learn to control herself? What happens when Edward goes back to Forks, and Bella is gone? Rated K-plus for mild language.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,364 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
The Eragon Talk Show by cyberwolf971 reviews
First chapter, Galbtorix had a break down, I speak my mind about arya and Eragon learns about his fanclub. this story should have frequent updates, if I dodn't update often, please message me
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
My Brother and His Girlfriend by CuriosityRedux reviews
When Bella gets sick one night while staying at the Cullen's house, Jasper, Lord of Emotions, gets new insight into hers and Edward's relationship. J's POV
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 173 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
The Darkness Consumes by bellamente reviews
My take on how Edward was changed into a vampire. Told from Edward’s POV. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,949 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Complete
Ironic by sillybella reviews
Alice POV about Edward leaving Bella in New Moon. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Complete
Attention, WalMart Shoppers by sillybella reviews
Edward has decided Bella needs protection. What kind ofprotection? The kind you can buy at Walmart. In the pharmacy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,536 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 3,119 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Complete
Her Worst Nightmare by sillybella reviews
A new nightmare terrifies Bella above all the others.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Fever by sillybella reviews
Bella is sick and Edward is worried.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 195 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
The Chasm Between by Alphie reviews
Edward watches Bella as she sleeps
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 57 - Published: 2/6/2006 - Complete
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Edward Who? reviews
Bella trips, falls, and gets amnesia just days before the wedding. How will Edward convince her of his love... again?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,438 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
A Long Time reviews
Bella makes a comment about marriage that upsets Edward. How will they talk it out? One-shot. AU, AH. Rated M just in case.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A New Year reviews
Bella and Edward's first New Year together as both vampires. Post BD. Light fluff. One-shot. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rennesme's First Snow reviews
The Cullens decide to take Rennesme to the snow. One-shot about how she reacts. Post BD.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Bella, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete