Author has written 5 stories for Avatar: Last Airbender, Shugo Chara!, Titanic, Daughters of the Moon, and Hunger Games.
Location: The Pleides
About me: well this is the best description I can find haha "Jesus and the Buddha AND Gandhi rolled together with a vagina and then you drank some 100% strength sexy-juice and that made HAVA!"~my friend Hakay
All Time Favorite Quote: "If you were half as funny as you think you are, you would be twice as funny as you are now." ~ The Mortal Instruments series by Cassandra Clare
Okay anyone who follows me closely enough and/or is waiting for updates on my SYOT HG story please know that I am actually working on it. I have a lot going on and rather than waste time sitting here typing it all out for you I'm going to make this short and conitnue working on the story. I wanted to get through at least 6 District Reapings before posting. That way it's not all this long wait for one district at a time. Please keep checking back for more info on this OR subscribe to the story for updates.
Other interesting things from my friends and such:
Man-Period: that thing guys have where they think anything female is attractive, anything male needs to be punched in the face, and everything in between is food. ~ Hakay ^_^
"Yes, I am fertile." My Forensic Science teacher when he told us about his new baby :) Also when asked to describe euphoria: "the world is great and everything is perfect because I'm hiiiiiggghhhh..." He's an amazingly funny teacher.
"Delilah: Arguing with you is like being caressed by soft yogurt.
Nurse Lemonpop: What does that even mean?"
~ from Tempting Temptations, a radio show written by Xander (one of the coolest gay guys you'll ever meet ;) and one of my best friends) also quoted from Xander: "Tengo dos hombres." translation: I have two men.
"It's an optical illusion...until you get a d*ck in the face." ~ One of Isaiah's out of context
"Your body is a Wonderland, I want to be Alice." ~ a very bad pick-up line that I would totally go for lol
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Bold the ones you are…
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (I used to be and so everyone thought I was stupid)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. (my sister Max is actually wiccan)
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I LOVE TO READ so I MUST be NERD
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
If you have ever labeled someone by their appearance or actions you should take a look at this list. I have bold-printed the things I am from the first part of the sentence. That doesn’t mean I MUST be the second part of it. Think about it before you label someone next time. Copy and paste this to your profile to get the word out! Don’t forget to change the bold-prints to what you are!
A good friend will comfort you when your boyfriend breaks up with you, a best friend will walk up to him and ask him, "you broke up with her because you're gay, right?"
Have fun with life! Nobody gets out alive anyway...
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous ~ Albert Einstein.
“The less you know the more you believe.".
"If practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, then why practice?".
"I actually did my homework, I just forgot to write it down.".
That which does not kill me had better be able to run away damn fast ~ Unknown.
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much ~ Unknown.
"There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing." -Elizabeth
"I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by." –Jack
"If I were you I'd give up." "If you were me, I'd be ugly."- Peter Pan + Captain Hook.
“Yeah snarky it’s a word! Google that shit!” – Dane Cook
"Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried to slam a revolving door."
Wise man says, "Forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza".
No pain, no gain; No pain, no pain.
I don't mind arguing with myself its when I lose that troubles me.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. Give it a try - it's such good stress relief.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Roses are red, violets are blue
Sugar is sweet, and so are you,
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny.
FIGHT BACK! Fill out your tax forms with Roman numerals.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else
If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance - United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. - Lily Tomlin.
A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien
Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it. - Sam Levenson.
Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy... in a jar on my desk. - Stephen King.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching
them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years
telling them to sit down and shut-up.
"If we get caught by the Earth kingdom we'll get killed. If we get caught by the fire nation we'll get thrown to Azula... Earth Kingdom it is." Zuko + Iroh - Avatar- the last airbender.
Miroku: "What kind of sorcery is that?"
Kagome: "I think he's just beating the crap outta him.".
"Maybe I should ring it out to make it dry faster. DRY DAMN YOU! -rip-" "You didn't! Tell me you didn't!" "My love!" "My shirt! And I really liked this one too." "Here Kyo, you can have this one." "But it's soaking wet!" "That's because I washed it for you." "Is there anything you didn't wash?" "Your pants."- Kagura + Kyo Sohma - fruits basket.
"One day, I'm gonna make you say you're sorry." "I'm sorry." "Dammit! Don't you have any shame?" "At least I'm not the one yelling in public." "Oh, that's it! We're taking this outside!" "We are outside, you stupid cat." Kyo + Yuki - Fruits Basket.
"Here's some 'common sense' for you: If I wore a tie, it wouldn't change who I am. If I didn't wear piercings, it wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if my hair wasn't black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your- !" - Black Haru, Fruits Baket.
I knew that something was wrong when my imaginary friends would not play with me.
I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by...
Who laughs last, thinks the slowest
I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it...
The Police never think its as funny as you do
Roses are red, violets are blue; I once thought I was ugly until I met you.
Some may call it stalking. I prefer to call it love.
SCREW THE WORLD! I'VE GOT GLOW STICKS!
Your a Great Friend, but when the zombies start chasing, Im tripping your ass
THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR:
Note: I don't own this list. I just found it on the Internet.
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
Sell Girl Scout cookies.
On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
One word: Flatulence!
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
Do Tai Chi exercises.
Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
Give religious tracts to each passenger.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
Leave a box between the doors.
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
Start a sing-along.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
Play the harmonica.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Lean against the button panel.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
Bring a chair along.
Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
Blow spit bubbles.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at the passengers.
Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
Bring a water pistol. Soak everyone's shoes.
Start brushing off invisible bugs from your arms, screaming "Aaughh! Get them off!"
Challenge your neighbor to a "Tic-Tac-Toe" tournament.
Laugh hysterically for five seconds, stop, and glare at the other passengers like they are crazy.
Charge into the elevator dripping wet, holding a towel and wearing only a bath robe. Mutter something about how husbands/wives always come home early just when it's getting to the good part.
Make chalk drawings on the walls.
As the elevator is going up, jump violently up and down, shouting "Down! I said down, dammit!"
Crouch in one corner and growl menacingly at everyone who gets on.
Try to get a game of "Twister" going.
Wrinkle your nose and smell the air repeatedly. Sniff at your neighbor suspiciously, give a disgusted frown, and take a step away.
WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
SWAT at flies that don't exist.
Okay that's enough for now lol Anyways thanks for bearing with me through all of that if you did.
Here is the link to the beautiful art done by Anne Blair for my ONE-SHOT Songfic "Jack and Rose are Romeo and Juliet" Thanx again Anne!! _
Here's the link to a beautiful picture done by elionora of my OC from my Avatar: the last airbender story A Woman Scorned (which will be continued!). This is Kona, check her out and give props to the amazing artist who gave her an image.