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Author has written 9 stories for Discworld.

Hmm.. what can I say about myself. I've been a big fan of fanfiction.net for many years now. Lately I've been reading Discworld fan fiction but my interests are many and varied. I've just posted my first fan fiction here, hope everyone enjoys it.

For all you Discworld fans, I have written a petition directed at the Mob Film. Company who produced the television adaptations of Hogfather and The Colo(u)r of Magic, requesting that they produce an adaptation of Guards! Guards!

As Fraiser Crane once said, television will not improve one iota unless the fans speak up. I would be much obliged to anyone who wishes to see the Watch on the small screen to sign. We can make it happen.

Online petition - Next Discworld Television Adaptation: Guards! Guards!

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Pressure Point by MistressParamore reviews
His Grace, the Duke of Ankh, Sir Samuel Vimes is a powerful man. Yet, you don't get to be the second most powerful man of the most powerful city on the Disc without making a few enemies... Rating T for the moment. Chapter 8.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,599 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/27/2013 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R.
Every Time We Meet A Dragon Turns Up by MistressParamore reviews
THE FIC IN THIS FORMAT HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED. IT HAS BEEN FINISHED UNDER THE TITLE "THE SAMUEL VIMES CHRONICLES: EVERY TIME WE MEET A DRAGON TURNS UP"
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Sybil R., Sam Vimes
The Civilian Assistant by A.A. Pessimal reviews
Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,554 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 6/11/2009
I Owe You A Love Song by MistressParamore reviews
Lady Ramkin shut the door on Sam Vimes. What if she had gone after him? M rating, but hopefully tastefully done. Epilogue added. Rating for epilogue - T.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,404 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
The AnkhMorpork Connection by MistressParamore reviews
As owner of the Ankh-Morpork Detective Agency Sam 'Stoneface' Vimes finds himself confronted with a job that just might change his life. NOIR FIC. *HIATUS*
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,023 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R.
The First Time by MistressParamore reviews
Sam Vimes and Lady Ramkin move their relationship to the next level. M RATING.
Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,923 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
Good Breeding by allofmyheart reviews
Lady Sybil reflects. A short story set a few months after the events of Thud!, not that those are very important in it. Reviews much appreciated.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Sybil R. - Complete
Ease by Xx starlight-moon xX reviews
Sam / Sybil. "Moving pictures come to Ankh-Morpork while Sam and Sybil are courting – wooing? Oh gods . . occasionally having dinner together while they navigate the choppy waters of romance for the over-40s. That sounds about right."
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Sam Vimes, Sybil R. - Complete
Dabbling with Drabbles by Blood Cocoa reviews
100 word teenytiny fics and snippets mostly done for challenges at the discworld100 LJ comm. Mostly Watchcentric, but occasionally someone else gets a look in. Lots of Angua/Carrot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Angua, Carrot
Rag Week by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In British universities Rag Week is an excuse for the students to make nuisances of themselves importuning people for money and performing daft and dangerous stunts. This is the Unseen University version. Expanding on bare bones of story in the canon.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2010 - The Librarian, The Bursar - Complete
Conversations on the Night Beat by Kes Cross reviews
What's said on the night beat, stays on the night beat - a conversation between Nobby and Fred takes unexpected metaphorical turns...One Shot, reviews very much appreciated. Ta.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,307 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Fred C., Nobby N.
Comradeship Has Limits by duchess-susan reviews
Nobby has caused a riot and now the Watch are trapped with only each other for company. So basically lots of Watchmen, Beti, and Vimes has a limited supply of cigars.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,418 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Sam Vimes, Nobby N. - Complete
Fingers by A.A. Pessimal reviews
A "Discworld Noir" set in the early days of Lance-Constables Colon and Vimes, S., of the City Watch. Like many old soldiers, Colon has flashbacks to old battlefields. He also has Quirke as Watch Sergeant and deals with a battered wife living on his beat.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,257 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Fred C., Sam Vimes
Relative Vimes by Morwen Tindomerel reviews
Sam Vimes was not an only son.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,644 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 11/6/2008
La face cachée du tyran by Leia Tortoise reviews
Bilingual ficlets. VERSION FRANCAISE FOURNIE! 1: Young Sam is so cute, isn't he? Well, maybe not so cute when you have to look after him... 2: Havelock Vetinari has received an unexpected - to say the least - gift...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Complete
What If by LemonBubble reviews
A really short story, drabble I guess, about the Watch. Sort of.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Complete
Vivat Rex by Blood Cocoa reviews
Vetinari has gone and let himself die. Quite naturally too, which is what *really* annoys the commander. And that's just the start of the problems. Now the city needs a new leader, and there's no guarantee it'll go to the best man for the job.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,747 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009
Where Be Dragons? by Astrothenut reviews
Samuel Vimes, Commander of the Watch, Duke, Knight, husband, and father-to-be faces his most terrifying foe when two hundred dragons go missing from the Sunshine Sanctuary. A Last Hero one-shot.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Complete
Disworld: The darker side of the disc by Clayton Overstreet reviews
A couple of darker Discworld stories.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,128 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009
Police Protection by Gothgirlreid reviews
“Oh well. I suppose we should send a detail around to give Mr. Lipwig Police Protection.” Angua sighed. Title may change, but nothing else wil. Read and Review!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Moist von L., Sam Vimes - Complete
The Fog of Command by A.A. Pessimal reviews
A spin-off from a longer adventure, to be published. Discworld-satire, based in the days 100 or more years before the present, when Ankh-Morpork had an Army and an Empire. Featuring Sybil's illustrious ancestor.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Complete
Amateur Night by A.A. Pessimal reviews
In which the girls of the Watch go out on the town with friends and a very special guest and make some noise. In the Blue Cat Club, someone long missed returns to Ankh-Morpork, helped by two disreputable Gods. An unforgettable girls' night out.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,853 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Complete
Quod Erat Demonstrandum by rallamajoop reviews
Ponder attempts to teach a few things to Young Sam. No cows were harmed, or more than temporarily displaced, in the writing of this fic.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,773 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Complete
Terror by thewordweaves reviews
Sam Vimes had never known terror until he realized that it was inevitable that he ask Sybil Ramkin to marry him. A look at the proposal that was so tragically left out in the books. ;
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 747 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
The new Alpha by Destenys Angel Pyra reviews
Includes a lot of werewolves,begins after the fith elephant in Überwald and answeres a question I asked mysalf'Vimes killed Wolfgang the old Alpha of Überwald doesn't it make him some kind of omportant person among the werewolves'You want an answer?read!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2009
Entering With Intent by shewhoguards reviews
The Hogfather encounters a slight problem on Hogswatchnight.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Complete
Let's Go Shopping by eruthiel reviews
Oneshot. Trade with Roruna. Talk of dresses and Young Sam's education leaves Vimes drained of the will to live.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/7/2008
Reflections by Owl344 reviews
Vetinari thinks about Vimes, and Vimes thinks about Vetinari.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,003 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/28/2008 - Complete
The Discworld Genesis by Kythi Ravenswing reviews
If the Creator had attempted to make the Universe in Discworld, what would have happened? At best guess, this. Please enjoy, and try not to flame! Warning: includes angels, accountants, and shiitake mushrooms.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 11/11/2008
Chilhood Innocence by eruthiel reviews
Random oneshot. Two junior members of the Ankh-Morpork aristocracy have their friendship abruptly interupted by an unexpected change of plan.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Complete
Unhappy Birthday by eruthiel reviews
Oneshot for Maggoty Anne. It's Sam Vimes' f-something birthday, and everyone seems determined to remind him of it. Will he last the day? And just how old IS the Commander? It doesn't actually say how old he is, I just said that for effect. XP
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Complete
Verity Pushpram's Diary by Virtuella reviews
A Nobbymance. Need I say more?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Verity P., Nobby N. - Complete
The Diary of Sybil Ramkin by Estelle Tiniwiel reviews
The diary entries of an eleven year old Sybil Ramkin, about to leave home for the first time to go to school and concerned about just what might be in store.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/14/2008
Hinata's Darkened Desires by Paladeus reviews
Hinata goes through a ... mind alteration, performed by Ino. When she's around Naruto, she slowly loses her inhibitions. While on a mission to subdue a rising evil, she decides how she will get him. NaruXHina, SakuXLee. Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,699 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 723 - Updated: 1/7/2008 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Uncle Havelock? by Ficus-Avenger reviews
Featuring a drunken Downey, a bored Vetinari and a very persistant Young Sam. What else would you need to know?
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Complete
Arranging Favours by Ficus-Avenger reviews
It's yet another boring meeting at the palace for Sam Vimes, but something's different...for some reason, Vetinari keeps smiling at him...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Moving Sideways by TheMidgetBee reviews
Poor Sergeant Vimes...he's been summoned to see the new Patrician, and everyone's saying this one is even crazier then Snapcase. Features the usual characters.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2007
Arranging Payment by TheMidgetBee reviews
Vetinari and AnkhMorpork have a dragon problem, Madam may be the solution. My version of that conversation. Oneshot, and I mean it this time...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Complete
A Measure of Tyranny by TheMidgetBee reviews
A barbarian hero has arrived in a city under the thrall of an evil tyrant with the intention of freeing it once and for all. Unfortunately, he picked AnkhMorpork...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,735 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Complete
The Choice by Big Cat reviews
Vetinari and his wife go to vacation, leaving Commander Vimes to rule over the city, Carrot is the new DeputyCommander of the Watch. Lady Sybil has an idea about his personal life, although Vimes's oppinion.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,880 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Complete
Cleansing by Cal reflector reviews
Three years after the conclusion of the war against Ukyo and the Nobuseri, a young Samurai returns to Kanna Village amidst a celebration, and Kirara remembers.
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,019 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/3/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005
The Spirits' Call by hairymclary reviews
An outtake from 'Feet of Clay' when you think Vimes gets drunk. Desperate attempt to imitate the genius. A Night Watch reference because it's my favourite of the books. T for language.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Sam Vimes - Complete
Mix 'n' Match by Sugah n Spice reviews
Rogue finds herself suddenly dumped and unemployed, and decides to get her life back on track only to find it complicated by a certain sexy, sleazy Cajun. AU ROMY, plus JeanLogan, EmmaBobby, BetsyWarren. Lots of plot and lots of romance guaranteed!
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 150,586 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/28/2005 - Published: 9/15/2004 - Complete
Deeper by JolieBrunette reviews
Rogue decides to gain control of her powers and undertakes a journey into her own mind, accompanied by both Gambit and the White Queen. [Warnings: sex, mature themes]
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/18/2005
To Love Morkporkia by Grevola reviews
Before he met Sybil Ramkin, Sam Vimes was brung low by a woman.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 194 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2005
Tadaima! by Yukimura Akira reviews
Two years have passed since the defeat of Nobuseri, will Katsushirou tell Kirara his true feelings after returning from his journey?
Samurai 7 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Complete
In A Name by afrai reviews
Vetinari fixes what isn't broken. Slash if you squint.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
Blaze It Up! by AmberEyes reviews
My version of the classic Romy. Rogue and Remy getting together...
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 104,251 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/21/2005 - Published: 7/9/2004
CommitmentPhobia by angyxoxo reviews
Here it is again, sadly... ( Well, it's Rogue and Remy's relationship in X-treme times. Somewhat AU. It's the ups and downs of their now phsycial relationship. Revised and edited.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,244 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 5/11/2004
Sunshine by NuttyScribbler reviews
No matter how dark the rainclouds are, the sun will always be shining after the storm. Can Naruto make Hinata understand that law of nature? NaruHina with hints of ShikaIno. Major Fluff-Alert
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,449 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004
Aftermath by Lunar1 reviews
Vimes returns after the events of MR. Spoilers for MR, obviously.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,539 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/14/2003
Bath Day by Mercator reviews
Ah...There's nothing like a good, hot bath. What are characters in the DW doing in the tub? Peek and find out!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/30/2003
Real by samvimes reviews
Captain Sam Vimes is tired, hung over, and can't remember what he did the night before. And what's that bandage doing on his arm...?
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/20/2003
Kiss the Girl by Fleur the First reviews
*FINISHED 4/16!* Everybody knows Ron is hung up on Hermione. After a considerable bit of whining, and some threats on Harry's part, a select group of people come together to play the chaotic came of matchmaking, much to Ron's chagrin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,393 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/16/2003 - Published: 8/4/2002 - Ron W., Hermione G.
The New Verse by samvimes reviews
There's a new verse to an old song about the Patrician, and Vimes isn't happy about it...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2003
Apologies and Forgiveness by Lunar1 reviews
Set between Jingo and The Fifth Elephant, a pretty pointless piece of Vimes/Sybil fluff. Hope you enjoy.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/1/2003
Dinner at Sarnoff's by samvimes reviews
Sybil's got something on her mind.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/29/2003
Faith, Hope and Love by sunny-historian reviews
What was Sybil thinking before Vimes turned up that day in Guards! Guards!? Songfic to Queen's Somebody to Love, formerly 'And Yet These Three...' (PG-13 for /dragons/ mating)
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/23/2003
Cold Snap by samvimes reviews
Keeping warm on a chilly night.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/19/2003
Homecoming by samvimes reviews
Sequel to 'Some Buggers'. There's a surprise in store for the widow Vimes...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/9/2003
Our Wedding by Lunar1 reviews
Sequel to 'Posing the Question.' Here's what I think happened after Vimes made it out of the Assassin's Guild in 'Men at Arms.' Hope you enjoy!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,135 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/5/2003
Posing the Question by Lunar1 reviews
Sequel to 'Stealing the Kiss.' My take on how Vimes actually managed to propose to Lady Sybil. Please R&R!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/3/2003
Stealing The Kiss by Lunar1 reviews
How did Sam Vimes and Sybil Ramkin ever manage to have a relationship? I attempt to answer this burning question in the first of a series...
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/1/2003
Warning: Smoking May Seriously Damage Your Health by Lunar1 reviews
Inspired by a throw-away line in Night Watch, Vimes gets sick. I'm not telling you anymore because it'll give it away. Just read and weep!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/29/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003
The Fire by samvimes reviews
Constable Vimes' view of the Great Ankh-Morpork Fire set at the beginning of The Colour Of Magic.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,482 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/25/2003
A Study in, well a kind of scorched colour now by clarrie reviews
I'll freely admit that this is more about trying to write whilst your partner is in the room. But I was toying with the idea of a Discworld fic at the time and this happened. (In its defence, it is fairly short *g*)
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/2/2001
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Borogravia or Bust reviews
Vimes is off to Borogravia for the events put forth in MR. Be warned, definite Monstrous Regiment Spoilers. Hope you like it.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/3/2009
The Hogfather's Beard reviews
Lord Ramkin takes Young Sybil, Vetinari, Ronnie Rust and Downey to see the Hogfather where Vimes' mum happens to be working as a helper elf. Featuring Sergeant Dickins as the Hogfather Impersonator. Enjoy.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,944 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Complete
Hogswatch Dinner reviews
Trade with Eruthiel. C'est a one shot. Hogswatch is a time to spend it with people you love. So Vimes spends it with two important women in his life, Sybil Ramkin and Annabel Curry.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
71Hour Ahmed's Old Lady reviews
Who was the lady that 71-Hour Ahmed trusted to care for Prince Khufurah during Jingo? Maybe it was his wife. Warning: may contain Jingo spoilers.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Complete
The Queen reviews
One shot about some of Sybil's thoughts and feelings during that part in The Fifth Elephant when she's held hostage by bandits. The mood to write this struck me suddenly and at random. Hope you like it.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Complete
Flukes and Lilacs reviews
Definitely AU, based on the most of the events of Night Watch. Basically, what if Sybil had wandered into Treacle Mine Road on the Glorious 25th? youngSamxyoungSybil and I guess VimesxyoungSybil... ish.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,246 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
Debutante Ball reviews
Lord Ramkin throws a ball for his young daughter, Sybil and a certain watchman crashes the party. Sorta AU, SamxSybil fluff. Enjoy. Oh, the quote at the end is from Guards! Guards!
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,988 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
The Vimes Wedding reviews
Things can go quite wrong at weddings. Especially this one, the Vimes-Ramkin wedding was the event of the Ankh-Morpork social season. When all was said and done it really was a miracle that the best man didn't lose the ring. Enjoy.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
Women Who Brung Him Low reviews
Many people believe that Vimes was brung low by a woman but I believe that he was brung low by several women. Each chapter will be devoted to a different woman in Sam Vimes' life. This is my first fanfic so please be gentle.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Complete