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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Avengers.

Name: for fanfictiondotnet, Maya-chan or Maya-chan2007. In real life, none of your business XP (though, it's not Maya XP)
Age: Living XD
Race: Human X3
Anything else: um...not really? who knows...?

Something you should know about me. I'm lazy. Like, really lazy. Also, I excel at procrastination. If I can put it off, you can be sure that I will. This isn't always good for my writing habits, as you can imagine. Now, I love writing; it's a lot of fun, I love knowing that I'm getting better (maybe), and I like knowing what you all think about my writing. However, it's not a priorty to, say, school or other things. I'll get it done when it gets done (see? Told you I was a procrastinator), so I hope you keep some patience with me. If not, PM me to get my act together, and I'll probably get it done. The exception, so far, is That Crazy Asian Family. I'll try to be better about it, but...

NOTE: I'm currently (slowly) moving The Forms over to Archive of Our Own; so far, only fourteen(?) chapters is up right now. I'm still keeping The Forms on Fanfiction, but I'm also cross-posting it to the other site (hopefully with less mistakes and errors that I wasn't able to catch the first time around) if anyone wants to read it on there, as well. My name for Archive of Our Own is TokitoTaishirou if you want to check it out.

Song I'm currently obsessed with: Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men
Series I'm currently obsessed with: Red vs Blue
Series I will always love and have time for (ask me anything about it, I'll be your best friend!): Samurai Deeper Kyo (no words convey my love for this series). Also, I'm adding Hetalia to this one. I don't think I'm ever going to get out of this one, so I should probably just put it here for now :3


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Favorite Pairings (listed in no particular order, just whatever comes to mind):

From Naruto: NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, KibaIno or SaIno, NejiTenten, PeinKonan, KakashiAnko, AsumaKurenai, GenmaShizune, and I think that's it. Oh, also the only Yaoi pairing from Naruto that I endorse, SasoDei. Also, I like KarinSuigetsu. I know, shocker to see someone actually not hate Karin; that's because from what I've seen of her, she's not really that different from the other girls that like Sasuke, so I can't really see why people hate her so much. Guess she's just a character people love to hate.

From my favorite (manga, the anime wasn't that great imo) series, Samurai Deeper Kyo (SDK): KyoYuya, AkiraTokito, BenitoraMahiro, and HishigiAkari. As for other pairings, I guess others that are shown there? Like Muramasa and Mayumi, and Fubuki and Hitoki. And maybe possibly Aka no Ou with Shihoudou...

From Fushigi Yuugi, Genbu Kaiden (the best version so far, in my opinion XD): TakikoXUruki/Limdo, and TomiteXAyla. Because they were so cute together when she was there for the brief time in which she was introduced. And wasn't in ice.

From Special A (S.A.): TakishimaHikari, AkiraTadashi (anyone else love how she beats on him? That sounded wrong just then, didn't it...) JunSakura, YahiroMegumi (favorite pairing in the series! XDXD), and RyuuFinn.

From Skip Beat: KyokoRen, and Moko-san(Kanae)Hio (yeah, he looks like a little kid, but he's not!!)

From Bleach: IchigoOrihime (can you say awww), RukiaRenji (I'm just a sucker for childhood friend/shipping), GinMatsumoto (who doesn't, really?), HitsugayaHinamori (they are just so cute! They give me cavities!), and UryuNemu. Possibly one of my favorite pairings out of them all, really.

From Inuyasha: InuKag(kinda seems like I have to...), MirokuSango(my second fav pairing of the series), KohakuRin (they're practically cannon, why don't people like them as much?), and then my fav of the series, SesshomaruKagura (now, they are cannon, yet there is a frightfully low number of supporters for them. I'm saddened...)

From Detective Conan: ShinichiRan (totally a case of star-crossed lovers XD), HeijiKazuha(they are so cute!! XDD), SonokoMakoto (though he's almost never actually there, he's always a knight in shining armor when he is there; what girl wouldn't love that? ;P) and KogoroEri.

From Ann/Un Cassandra: BanjouBekku (they're pretty much the only pairing in the manga, unless you count putting Chiaka with someone, but they're still so cute it hurts! XD I wish the manga could have been longer so that way it could have had them, oh, I don't know, actually kiss or something! XD)

Eyeshield 21: HirumaxMamori (there are no words to describe my love for this pairing! かわいい!!!), SenaxSuzuna, and MarcoxMaria (not really their real names, but everyone calls him Marco, and he calls her Maria and I'm too lazy to look up their actual names).

Pokemon Special/Adventures: Red/Yellow, Green/Blue (it doesn't really matter which version you like, it's still the same pairing; cool, huh? XD), Gold/Crystal, Ruby/Sapphire, Diamond/Missy Berlitz\Platina (they are seriously cute; no other word for it! XD), Diamond/Platina/Pearl (OT3 wut) and Black/White (not that big a fan of N)

Axis Powers Hetalia/Hetalia World Series (same thing, really; get ready for a lot of pairings): SwitzerlandxLiechtenstein, AustriaxHungary(xPrussia XD Fav. love triangle/threesome EVER! Or any combination of the above), GermanyxN.Italy, SpainxS.Italy, BelarusxLithuania(yes, in that order :3), JapanxTaiwan, ThailandxVietnam, AmericaxEngland\Britain, AmericaxCanadaxAmerica(Americest FTW), FrancexJeanne D'Arc, DenmarkxNorway, PrussiaxCanada, slight FrancexEngland\Britain, SpainxS.ItalyxBelgium(another great threesome. Mostly, I just like the three of them together. Whether as friends or not... XD), PrussiaxFrance (really don't know why I like these guys together, I just do), Korea(S.)xItaly(N.), FrancexAmerica, Fem!PrussiaxFem!Austria(whut), Fem!AmericaxFem!Japan, Fem!AmericaxFem!Canada, Fem!PrussiaxFem!Canada, FrancexPoland, DenmarkxEstonia, LatviaxUkraine, some Germancest(as long as Prussia's on top...which doesn't really happen, sadly).

From Gokusen: Yangumi\KumikoxShin

From the Otherworld Series (not a manga series for once): Jaimery (Jeremy/Jaime), Clena (Clay/Elena), Kope (Karl/Hope), Lucas/Paige, Adam/Savannah, Kristof/Eve (this one broke my heart, since Kristof is just like Germany to me. Eve could be a really bad-ass Fem!Italy or something), Derek/Chloe (though this is in the Darkest Powers series, it's the same universe), and I guess any more canon pairings. Mostly, though, I just really like Jaimery since they are the cutest couple I've ever seen, as well as Kristof/Eve. Shame that one ended up kind of badly... -_-

Animorphs: Tobias/Rachel (my OTP!!!), Jake/Cassie.

K/K Project: Awashima Seri/Kusanagi Izumo, Munakata Reisi/Suoh Mikoto (sort of. It's kind of like they're daring me...), Fushimi Saruhiko/Yata Misaki (Really like this one. As long as Yata stays a guy. Not that big a fan of genderbending, unless it's Hetalia).

Pandora Hearts: Oz/Alice, Break/Sharon (even if the author doesn't ship it), Gilbert/Vincent/Gilbert (sigh, my kink...), and maybe Vincent/Ada; it's starting to look pretty cute.

Avengers: BlackHawk\Clintasha (Black Widow/Hawkeye), Tony Stark/Pepper Pots, Thor/Jane Foster, pretty much any stated pairings (though BlackHawk isn't stated...sigh). Also, maybe possibly Clint/Coulson/Natasha. I just really, really like the three of them together, okay?

Red vs Blue: Church/Texas, Carolina/York. I'm just not really into any other pairings here, though there aren't any I hate.

Music I like: Pretty much anything I can understand, and anything that isn't slow. I can't stress how much that kills me inside DX


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About my stories:

For Naruto: The Sound of Ninja-hiatus (again). Sorry, I'm just not that in to the Naruto fandom anymore, though I will finish this. Later.

*The Random Lives of Ninja- Um, yeah. Let's just say this is either finished/on hiatus. Again, sorry.

*Ninja Insane Asylum-FINISHED!!!! Yay! All that's left is a sequel, which will probably be only a few chapters. Again, though, I've kind of fallen out of the Naruto fandom, so this sequel won't be up for quite a while.

For Hetalia: That Crazy Asian Family- Still in-progress. I'm actually doing pretty well with this one (blatant lies), and am even thinking about doing a side-story for it.
Edit: 11-07-11-Side story up, A Somewhat Saner Aspect of Life. Currently has two chapters up, will have more when I think of random things to put there/get far enough in the plot that the side stories won't spoil anything.
*Further Edit: 02-02-12--Sorry guys, That Crazy Asian Family's on hiatus now. *ducks and hides* It's because I'm not really getting much inspiration for this one, and I'm focusing on 100 Lifetimes right now. When that's finished, I'll work on TCAF again. I may work on it sooner, and I *will* be putting a new chapter up soon-ish(blatant lies); I just don't have the time or the attention span to work on that as well. Again, sorry *hides again*

*The French Curse of Love- Since it's a one shot, it's finished. I'm actually rather proud of this one, since it's my first oneshot and it's humor. I seem to excell in humor, actually...

*Maps- Oneshot, and finished. Though, I have a few scenarios of other countries and their relation to the map in my head, so if anyone asks I could always put them up as a second chapter/another story-thing, like a sequel. For those interested, I'm thinking Canada, Austria-Hungary, Sealand and the Micronations, maybe Australia, or anyone else. If anyone wants me to do this, just PM me or give me a message or something telling me. I won't hold my breath, though. On another note, I'm a bit disapointed with this one since I was going for angst; WHY DOES HUMOR KEEP SNEAKING IN?!?

*100 Lifetimes- Forty-five! chapters up, and the next chapter will be up I don't know when, schedule permitting. (I'm just glad that I was able to update!) I'm thinking of updating once or twice a week, maybe every Wednesday and Saturday, so that way I don't get behind on this one (like I have been for That Crazy Asian Family...sorry about that, btw...*hides*)Spamano continuity (sort of)100 one-shots (...with an actual plot, hidden in there! *told ya!*)

*Christmas Never Ends-This is actually on my profile down below, as well as it's own seperate story. It's a one-shot, since I can't really see any sequel's or anything (unless Himaruya decides to update Christmas).

For Avengers:

*The Forms-So far there are 21 chapters up right now, and it should be going on for a while. For any readers of 100 Lifetimes, I haven't given up on the story; in fact, I'm still writing the next chapter (Star Trek!) but it's going to take a while. On the plus side, it's a long one!

Stories I'm thinking about:
For Hetalia (I'm pretty sure I'm going to be in this fandom for a long time XD)-
X-Men/Hetalia crossover
Hetalia/Alice in Wonderland crossover
America-centric story
Pru/Can oneshot

For Katekyo Hitman Reborn!-
Bad future!fic
AU Tsuna fic
High school oneshot

For other series-
-I have a Vocaloid story idea plotlet thing that's a GakupoxLuka story, told mostly with their songs. I don't know if I'll actually do it or not, though...
...I think that's about it.


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Random Quote-things that I like, and some of them are just randomly flipping through the t.v., and the qoutes are pieced to gether that way. Different font means different things put together to make a quote. Such as:

"Ursala! You forgot your- Mold!"--From the George of the Jungle movie, with an air filtration commercial.

"Those are so trashy, are there any more?"--My dad, about Nutty Bars. They're fricken' delicious. It's really sad that he can't have them anymore... :(

"What gives, me-lord?"--Jakken, from Inuyasha. Some random episode, don't know the number, just know that it happened.

"Sorry doesn't make the pain go away."-- Myself, randomly.

"My Karma ran over my Dogma."--Random bumper sticker that I saw on vacation in Colorado.

"Do not underestimate Dragons, for we are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."--Random bumper-sticker-thing of my sister's.

"What's that tree? You want me to kill everyone?"--Random pic of Shino, with random saying-thing.

"Ah! It's a natural princess old man!"--From Kakeru Manabe from Fruits Basket. By the way, I don't own that. My sister told me to put it here. *sigh*

"To the Pope-mobile, Cardinal!"--Don't ask where that one came from. Just know that I was sugar high (oh dear), and the news was naming the Pope's car-thing that he was going to ride around in when he visited the U.S.

"Don't choke, you'll die."--One of my friends said this to one of hers (mine too, but I wasn't there when this happened) while she was choking. Don't know, my friends and I are just weird that way.

"Sporkulous."--Another don't ask. My best friend and I came up with this when we were coming up with some weird story when we should have been paying attention in our Pre-calculus class. Don't worry, we passed with B's and A's.

"FAILURE"--(or however you spell it.) put heavy, stupid emphasis on that one word. Used to be an inside joke-thing with my sister and I; now I just have to wonder what we were on... *cough*sugar*cough*

"Hold my banana."--I asked my sister that when I wanted to clean off a knife to cut the banana. She wouldn't, instead, she left it on the counter. It still was okay.

"I am very upset! In fact, I'm going to sing, to show you just how upset I am!"--I came into the living room when my sister was watching Fiddler on the Roof, and the dad-guy was pretty much angry at his daughter at the time, and this phrase came to mind, so I said it, and my sis said that I had to put it up here. So here it is.

"I can't Jeffrey. I'm scared."--Some random character in a Goosebumps T.V. show said this, but deadpan and monotone. It was really funny, so it goes up here too.

When my sister bought some random material that she said she was going to make Samurai pants out of, when she said that it was my Christmas present, I immediately thought "That's not an Akatsuki robe." Sue me, I really want one. Edit January 11, 2009 And I got one!

"Death is just God's way of asking you out."--This is from an old Saturday Night Live episode, like from back in the late seventies. The guest on the show, who said this line in one of the skits, was Steve Martin. There were others from that one episode, but I don't remember them. This quote was just too good to pass up.

"Take the banana out of your horn!" This is a running joke in my band, since one of the freshmen plays trumpet and she doesn't play that loud sometimes.

"Who's that girl? Wait, that's Insert Random Guy's Name Here!"--This happened at a party-thing after we graduated. Some of the people decided to have a 'beauty pagent', and I'm pretty sure I've already mentioned my class's weird obsession with cross-dressing. The thing is, I'm not sure if it's because they've been doing it for so long at pep rallies, or if they were just exceptionally prepared, but they can really pull off looking like the opposite gender, especially the guys, who do it the most often. It's creepy, really...

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."--anonymous. My dad was looking at something, and apparently this quote was someone's...thing on there. Not really their name, but I think it was their profile picture-thing or something. All I can say is that whoever had that had a sense of humor...XD

"Are you saying that I'm a guy and that I'm plural?"--Me, when my roommate was tired after a long day of classes, and she was randomly saying in a weird voice, "Okay, guys; okay, guys". We both agreed that what I had said was epic, though I suppose that you should have been there when it happened.

"Death-like symptoms"--This is from random medical commercials, how some will be saying random side affects. My roommate and I couldn't understand that for a while, like, why would someone take something that could give them something like that? Anyways, now that's something that I will say sometimes, and she replies with "Swine Flu". As I'm sure you know, that's become a big topic of interest, especially at Universities, such as where I am now. So, everyone, be sure to get your Flu shot! It helps! Really! Not making this up! Why don't you believe me?! I'll shut up now...

"-And you know those Leprechauns with the pot of gold? They stole that from your college fund."--Me, when my sister was telling me about how stupid people were thinking that just because it's supposedly going to snow on Wednesday (this is in January) that school will be out for the rest of the week. This is my reply to that, along with "And the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and Tooth Fairy aren't real, and your imaginary friend has been 'friending' around." Yes, I am just that sarcastic sometimes, and I was in a slightly bad mood.

"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." --Anonymous (as far as I know). My roommate happened to mention it to me, saying that it was a quote someone from her highschool had for a senior quote. ... Words can't describe how great that quote is to me! I love it, it's so funny! XD

"The suit is sly."--This is from my favorite tv series, White Collar, where one character was describing one of the FBI members. As you can tell, he doesn't like authority that much...

"Super-swirly and Acid Flower"--My roomate and I. We were painting shower curtains, to make the bathroom pretty and we were (or at least I was) sugar high from the donuts we had had earlier, and we were entertaining ourselves while painting the super-swirly and acid flower on said curtains. Oh, and there was a drug dog program with the donuts. He was cute. The dog, that is. I don't go around genderizing random objects, psh, what are you talking about? ...

"You brave, little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here; You are too precious for this world."
"I did not say that!"
"Come on, your always saying pansy stuff like that!"--Sam and Dean Winchester from Supernatural. This has become my roommate and I's version of a soap opera (come on, they act like such girls sometimes!), so now we're suitably addicted to it. I especially love how Dean keeps making Sam out to be gay, its funny! XD

"And to think, I ran all this way to show a little class, and what do I do? Strangle your husband and steal his watch." --Danny DeVito (I think that's how it's spelled...), from an episode of Taxi; very funny show, especially Latka and Jim.

"You're going to have to be gay for that poor dead intern."--From Supernatural; I love this quote so much (poor Corbit! ):), especially since it could have more than one meaning.

"I learned that gay love can pierce the veil of death."--From the same episode of Supernatural; the guys who said this (and the quote above) are such losers, really.

"You know you're too into Hetalia if when you listen to the National Anthems, all you can think is 'Oh, so that's what their theme song is'"--Me, in a comment I made on a video on Youtube that had the nations and their Anthems on it. Seriously, I'm starting to get a bit worried; even just now, I think in my mind 'theme song' instead of National Anthem; is that bad? XD

"You've just been Sprinkled!"--Myself and my Roommate; let's just say that my excuse was that I was sugar drunk/high/whatever (like always, apparently) and my roommate had been playing around with sprinkles, like the type that you put on icecream. I'm not sure what her excuse was, but oh well XD

"Yes, he had a heart attack while trimming her elaborate hedge maze; the paramedics never had a chance."-- Niles from Fraiser. This is a funny show anyways, but this is still a very funny quote anyways, even if it is a little morbid.

"Anything left in the box, Pandora?"--Also Niles, and from the same episode, too. Here, he was upset with his brother because he kept giving Nile's lies away to his girlfriend. Ironically, the quote above was part of the reason why he was lying in the first place.

"Dear Algebra; Stop getting us to try and find your ex, she's not coming back."--Something my roommate found on Pentrist (I *think* that's the website; I could be drastically, drastically wrong. Either way, it is an excellent quote XD)

"I dream of an ideal world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."--Something else my roommate found on Pentrist. There are just so many funny things she finds on there, but this one was just so adorable.

"FTRQ!!! (For The Red Queen!!!)"--Me, my sister and our friend that came home with us for Spring Break (no, we didn't kidnap her, what are you talking about? Psh). Because we're the kind of kids who have to do chores on our breaks home, we were having to pick up sticks in our large yard. And, well, we decided to have a little fun while we were at it (like, everything we did was for the Red Queen (NOT the White Queen), we were part of the Three Muskateer-ettes (with our dog as the Fourth Muskateer-ette), and we were on our way to Oz. Yeah. Also, golfcarts). This is pretty much what we shouted every few seconds as we worked.

"Come at me, bro!"--This has been something that my sister and I like to say a lot. I really don't know why we like it so much (especially since we're girls and not 'bro's'. Oh, well.)

"I FOUND YOU!!! NOW TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE HIDING CARMEN SANDIEGO!!!"--An America cosplayer, saying this to a Where's Waldo? cosplayer at OMGcon. My sister's the one who actually heard/saw this, but I thought it was too epic to not come up here. Really, it makes so much sense and gives me so many new headcanons...

"Charmander is red, Squirtle is blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you"--the most cutest thing that my sister found online once. I'm ashamed I didn't put it up earlier.

"I feel like we're LARPing" "That's life. It's just one giant LARP." --Me and my sister, respectively. We had some fun times with bodypaint, airbrush art, and an active imagination. Greatest way to get welcomed back to school! XD

"I throw my telescope up in the air sometimes singing AYYYYYO, I'M GALILEO"--A meme my sister found on the interweb. I love this too much for words.

(while my sister and I are saving tadpoles as part of a side quest IRL)
"Sis: Don't strangle them!
Me: They're going to have to learn to breathe air one of these days.
Sis: Not while they still have gills!
Me: I'm helping evolution along!
Us: Lol."


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This has been so true for me. I've seen a few other '90's Kid' things, but this is the only one that I've really, truely emphasized with. My childhood.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere
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. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Normally I hate all those 'Copy-And-Paste' things, but this is one that I knew I had to add. I regret nothing (except the length of my profile...sorry).


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Christmas Never Ends (original song by Bowling For Soup, parody lyrics by me, Math-sama, and my sister b4ndg33k)

Four months, you think for sure
That's all you've got to endure
All the double-clicks
All the fan-art pics
It's all so stressful, more than I can endure
Then when someone says 'update'
You check Hima's blog and you say "Hey, wait!!"
This is the same as the last time I came here
I thought it was over
Aw, that's just great...

The whole damn fandom's just as obsessed
With who's coming next and who's underdressed
Who is the bunny? That post was funny!
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And we still don't have an update
But now we have 75 threads
Nothing changes but the users, the gifs and the trends
Christmas Never Ends

Check out the newest thread
You'll never guess who HRE is
How could Hima-Papa put us through all this wait?
And after that one comic, I dont think she's strait
And the only thing that matters
Is getting an update faster
Still care about your pair and when the allies arrive
Doesn't matter if your sixteen or thirty-five

Hima-Papa, he's the Troll King
Estonia has another weird thing
Pants on the ground
Monaco playing black-jack
I've seen it all before
I want Hima back!

The whole damn fandom is just as obsessed
With who's coming next and who's underdressed
England's in a pub and Iceland's on drugs
How long do we have to wait before we can rest
And we still don't have an update
But now we have 75 threads
And we're still listening to the same music we did back then
Christmas Never Ends

Christmas Never Ends

The whole damn fandom's just as obsessed
With who's coming next and who's underdressed
Who is the bunny, that post was funny
Who's kinda cute and who's just a mess
And I still don't have an update
And I still have 75 threads
But I'm much more worried about Hima than when this will end
Christmas Never Ends

Christmas Never Ends x2

Just wait another day, my friend.

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reverse the rainbow by Broken Elsewhere reviews
When a baby riding a kangaroo destroys her front door and declares that he will train her to be a mafia boss TO THE EXTREME, Luce's ordinary, boring life turns upside down. AU where the Arcobaleno and Vongola switch places.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 239,896 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 2/19 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Ryōhei S., Luce, Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation
Demon Phoenix Reborn by SolarGuardianChick reviews
It's modern Tokyo, Yuya Shiina has carved a life for herself, despite the tragedy she has suffered in her past. However, her world goes askew when she meets Kyo Mibu and finds herself in a dangerous spiderweb of deception.
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,784 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 1/9/2008
National Security by fingers-falling-upwards reviews
Formerly "The Flavors of the Days." Guard a person of interest. That was all their mission was supposed to be. Who knew it would be a personified country with the mind-set of a 7-year-old. All Peter knew was that it was going to be a long year. This is a piece about Alfred and his citizens.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 149,156 - Reviews: 644 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 7/31/2011 - America
Mafia Row by Phantom Hitman 1412 reviews
Welcome to Mafia Row, where normal criminals fear to tread. When the Strongest and Highest Ranked House get a new addition, why does it seem as if the mood has lightened? Parental!Arcobaleno now including Bermuda. Involves nearly every Mafia Family too.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 377,414 - Reviews: 2487 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,099 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 3/3/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno
It Seemed Like A Good Idea At The Time by Livin4Jesus reviews
... or Reasons Why Tony and Clint Shouldn't Drink Together. One-shot Series. No Slash. Chapter 65- Tony and Clint decide to try to save their new favorite TV show from cancellation.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 65 - Words: 107,950 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Behind the Mask by Kimanda reviews
England has always been difficult to understand. To others and to himself, England has always hid behind his mask. But what happens when that mask is suddenly taken away? England must find himself again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 50 - Words: 487,519 - Reviews: 1380 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 962 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 9/18/2010 - England/Britain, America
Their Boss by xX.Chu-Chan.Xx reviews
They had turned their backs on him... After that fateful day he had killed... They looked away from him. He then wishes to go back to the time when his friends wouldn't fear him... and the next thing he knew... he was back in his old room ten years ago...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 62 - Words: 243,814 - Reviews: 3828 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 2,088 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
How Does It Feel? by pale rose fire reviews
Kuroko was found beaten and unconscious, hanging by his wrists from a basketball hoop in Kaijou's gym with a message cut into his chest and stomach: HEY GENERATION OF MIRACLES. HOW DOES IT FEEL? The GoM are determined to find who hurt him and make them pay, but along the way must face the mistakes they made in middle school, and realize the pain their actions caused others.
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,774 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 1,384 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Generation of Miracle, Kasamatsu Y., Takao K.
Fun with Former Vikings by Reverberating Winds reviews
Brothers that are too awkward to even stand next to each other, husband and 'wife,' and that one guy that drinks a lot. The Nordics couldn't be any more different. And neither could the situations they get themselves into. [2014 rewrite in progress]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 63,668 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Iceland, Norway - Complete
I Have all Summer to Fall For You by Silver and Gray reviews
At school, Gilbert makes fun of Matthew, and Matthew just wants to be left alone. But then when the hot days of summer roll around, and they have nothing but free time, things happen that NO ONE could have planned for! Enjoy, and please R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 162,477 - Reviews: 1278 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Canada, Prussia
Sette Fiamme Mondiale by Oozora no Hono reviews
In a virtual world, players are to conquer 100 different parallel worlds in order to reach the title of 'boss.' Tsuna is a player of the Cielo class and a master of all weapons. His goal is to become 'boss' of all the worlds and gain the title 'Decimo' as the tenth player to attain this title. But, in the real world, he is no other than 'Dame-Tsuna,' a loser in most peoples' eyes.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 85,716 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 847 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
A Passion In Itself by Virelei reviews
In a lonesome apartment building right at the edge of Tokyo city hosts a group of talented men plus one woman in room B-412, known as the Generation of . . . Manga Artists?
Kuroko no Basuke/黒子のバスケ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,242 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Kuroko T., Momoi S., Generation of Miracle
Their Dad by rightforlife reviews
If it was one thing that united the Avengers, it was their crappy childhoods. So of course they all decided that Bruce Banner of all people was the best man fit to take the position of DAD. Not that Bruce had any say in this at all... No pairings, No slash, family/team fic, FLUFF.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Sunrise by genuinemermaid reviews
Collection of oneshots featuring Artemis and Apollo brother/sister fluff. Chapter 34: Competition. / "Your dedication to the Hunt has led me to believe that you deserve a...'day off,' but, considering what you would have to subject yourself to..."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 61,049 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Artemis, Apollo
O' Death by decorusvita reviews
I know it's weird...but when I die, I always expected Death to come to me as a skeleton with a scythe, like what Romulus told me would happen when I was a child. What I DID NOT expect, was some smiling, Spanish bastard with a halberd. [HIATUS]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,611 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 1/23/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Fairies and Countries and Tales, Oh My! by 94 Bottles Of Snapple reviews
The Hetalia countries find themselves faced with fairytales containing some very familiar-sounding characters...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 59,965 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 8/10/2010
That Beilschmidt Boy by Arabimitore reviews
Ludwig Beilschmidt is the heir to the pure-blood Beilschmidt family, whose name is simultaneous with the dark arts, and he doesn't even know it. What happens when he is sent to live with the Kirklands, a well respected line? Friendship, Betrayal and This.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,279 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Germany
Of Lovers and Madmen by webcomix reviews
Mix-ups, mayhem, and a gay wedding! No, wait, that's the tagline for a different play. But it could very well apply to this one. First in the Bardtalia series: A Midsummer Night's Dream.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,006 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1493 - Favs: 1,350 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Sleepy Time by Flutterbyxx reviews
It wasn't like he was doing anything wrong. He was just… Creepily watching the love of his life sleep. DenNor Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Children of a Common Mother by Ankaris123 reviews
AU. Canada has literally disappeared off the face of the planet as a nation and as a landmass. You can't miss what you 'never had', right? Apparently that's not the case with America...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,877 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - America, Canada
A Day in the Life by Lydiacatfish reviews
Take a glimpse at the lives of Arthur and Alfred, and what do you see? A collection of USUK oneshots. 34: It's never too late to tell the person you love that you're sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 55,395 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 1/29/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Seven by TinaBanina96 reviews
Men are not punished for their sins, but by them… Seven one-hundred-word windows of seven nations.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Complete
The New Professor by Five Tailed Demon Dog reviews
Honestly, he ONLY took the job since he owed Dumbledore one. Now he has to balance out teaching these bratty kids AND keeping his identity as a nation a secret. Easier said then done... Harry Potter x Hetalia drabbles
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 7,668 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., England/Britain
The Secret Identity of John Watson by scifigrl47 reviews
Taken out of context, John Watson leads a terrifying life. You have to wonder what those poor women he dates thinks of it, especially if John decides to try keeping one away from Sherlock, and Sherlock decides that it'd be best if he could get rid of her
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 29,251 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 4/14/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Again by KnightOfNevermore reviews
His children are of every religion and of every kind: gypsy, homosexual, and Jew. He will not sit by and watch as his children are killed like animals. He will not stand for this. Germany will have his revenge. Anti-Holocaust!/Anti-Hitler!Germany.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Germany
The Canadian Connection by Twoformemories reviews
Alfred F. Jones is suave, confident, brash, and one of the best agents the CIA has to offer. Matthew Williams is none of these things, too bad after a case of mistaken identity he's the one with the briefcase everyone is after. Secret Agent, AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 2/10/2012 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Canada, America - Complete
Footsteps of Time by phoenixtears07 reviews
AU. A few hundred years after his death, Giotto finds himself reincarnated as Sawada Tsunayoshi and discovers second chances as he is reunited with his past Guardians.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,088 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Presidential Initiation by Car reviews
The president-elect smiled. "I have to say Mr. President, you're making me a little nervous." Every nation has his or her own way of welcoming in a new boss. Some nations just happen to be a lot nicer about it than others.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,845 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,208 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - America - Complete
Cold December Night by Car reviews
All England wanted was one kiss from America, and if wearing a -not ugly at all, thank you very much- sweater and wallpapering his penthouse with mistletoe was how it was going to happen- so be it. Christmas collaboration with simplytrop
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,033 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Commonwealth of Nations Wingman Brigade by Talibra reviews
/There are probably better people to be gaining relationship advice from but England supposes if you can't trust your family, then who can you trust?/Contains every Commonwealth country one by one, eventual USUK and mild language, complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,090 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Little Toma Riding Hood by aband0nd3d pr0f1l3 reviews
Grandmano!Romano, Woodsman!Spain, Wolf!Netherlands, and Riding Hood!Belgium are all having a cracky time in a loose adaptation of the Grimm's Little Red Riding Hood! AU, total crack. T for nipple ejaculation.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/7/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Of Current Events and Stupid SiblingThings by Product Of A Sick Society reviews
In which America does some reading, and Canada desperately wishes he would just mind his own business. Implied/Pre-Slash. One-sided USCan?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,884 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 9/27/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Of Snowballs, Cell Phones, and Homicide by FinalArc reviews
In their own words, Yusuke and Kurama desperately attempt to explain why they tried to kill Yukina.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
Tale of the Conquered Overbearing by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Antonio's dual personality disorder pushes him to unorthodox methodological treatment: rooming with the most stress-inducing Italian in the nation. But the ultimate goal begins to change from psychological to emotional, and Spain does not approve.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 118,939 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
A Soft Reboot by Spacebutt reviews
Once every couple centuries, the nations inexplicably disappear and are reborn as humans. But the memories and nationhood gradually return to them and they have funny ways of getting back to each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,476 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - England/Britain
I'm with the band! by Ayashi Tetsuko reviews
Things that happened when a young writer decides to write a biography of the hottest rock band there in the country, The Shiseitens.
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,233 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2008
Between Dreams by Shelly-Sells-SheaShells reviews
Alfred F. Jones is not in over his head. Sure, lately he's been traveling to some weird place whenever he falls asleep, he swears that he's being haunted, and there's some British guy that keeps yelling at him. But he is not in over his head.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,108 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 9/27/2010 - America, England/Britain
Breathless by OrangePlum reviews
Arthur Kirkland never thought that golden boy Alfred Jones would ever have a reason to attempt suicide. Then again, how much did he really know about the oh so popular blonde? The rumor mill would surely chew him up and spit him out.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 35,635 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 746 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Home Sweet Home by Nitroglycerin reviews
Sequel to Searching for Shinobi. HPXYYHXNaruto crossover. In a time period that cannot be categorized by past or future, fifteen shinobi became immortal, living for eighteen hundred years before they were found by the Spirit World and sent back in time...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,890 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008
Nostalgia by chaoshead13 reviews
When Arthur dreams, he is England. As England he remembers the warmth of loving companionship. But as England, he also remembers death. The darkness that engulfed him.It is in that darkness, he is awoken. My First Fanfic! Be Nice! USUK, slight UK/OC R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 78,677 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Left Behind by Irrelevancy reviews
It was all Their fault. They made Antonio forget, forget His World, Our World. Forget Romano. Spain/Romano, Angst.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/31/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
To The Stars by high improbability reviews
They thought the kingdom would be tranquil forever. They were wrong. Listen to the tale of the citizens of Fantasia: of sword and sorcery, of love and lust, of loyalty and betrayal, and of dreams and freedom. 12: Elizaveta
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,917 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Hungary, Poland
Band Geeks by grawrgrawrninja reviews
If Gilbert doesn't shut his trumpet then Elizabeta will smash his face with her saxophone while Alfred is trying to use his trombone to impress Arthur, but Art will empty the spit valve onto Al's new shoes all while Heracles sleeps on his barry.Gakuen AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,024 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Prussia, Hungary
It's Not Supposed to be This Hard by Semebay reviews
There are heroes, and there are villains. One man finds himself in the middle, harassed by a self-proclaimed hero, but trying his hardest to stay with the faeries that want nothing more than to see his life crumble around him. AU, Dark, evilfaeries
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 31 - Words: 62,912 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Better Left Unsaid by crimson-obsidian-rose reviews
Romano is not Rome's favorite grandchild. He is not Veneziano. But maybe he's blowing this a bit out of perspective; after all, he doesn't know how Rome actually felt about him also known as the fic where we find out how Rome felt about Romano . gen fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,120 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Ancient Rome, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Things Unsaid by Zapheil reviews
Arthur thought Alfred would never care about him again, ever since that day long ago. But now that he's cast a spell and he meets a new Alfred in a new world, will things be better with a chance to start again? Starts off canon then switches to Gakuen AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,472 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - America, England/Britain
Two Can Play At This Game by Warpath Grizzly reviews
October 1970. This time, Québec had gone too far; and Canada's patience has run out. Based on the October Crisis. Highly historical, no smut, human names used. Matthew vs. OC. Implied OCxFrance. Epic battle scene!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Canada - Complete
Akatsuki and Harry Potter by TobiFromAkatsuki reviews
Akatsuki are not an evil organization, they are just mercenaries. And they are hired to protect Hogwarts, but first Harry and his friends need to find them all, scattered around the world. NarutoxHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,725 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/14/2008
Chivalry by Random One-Shot reviews
A knight is not soon parted from her princess. Mostly Tatsuki's POV. AU after episode 13.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 69,651 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Tatsuki A.
Being caught lying may result in a kiss by ButterFish reviews
Alfred and Arthur are online friends, but Alfred has told Arthur that his name is Theodore and he has not shown him any photos. They meet by coincidence while at vacation, and now Alfred has to make Arthur like his real self. And it's not that easy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,543 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,016 - Follows: 96 - Published: 8/13/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Dead Zone by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Paintballing. It was all America's idea. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,160 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Complete
Seireitei Rulebook by Kouzumi93 reviews
As Ichigo left the Soul Society, he was given a booklet entitled 'Seireitei Rulebook.' He will never look at the captains the same again.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete
AWOL by Lisse reviews
When a Marine goes missing, his twin brother comes to NCIS looking for help. Then things get weird.
Crossover - NCIS & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Canada - Complete
How Prussia Stole Christmas by Hazel-Beka reviews
A parody of 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas'. Prussia decides that he's sick of getting socks and being alone at Christmas, so he decides to get rid of it - Grinch style. Can Italy save the day? Written in Dr Seuss-style rhyme and narrated by England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,420 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Unlucky Days by Propapanda Ganda reviews
How everyone in SDK spends their Friday the 13th. Chapter 4: Skateboarding can lead to many events.
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,089 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Confessions 101 Matsumoto Style by Babiip reviews
Matsumoto is sick and tired of waiting her captain to confess to Momo. So, she decides to take the matter into her own hands and teach him how to confess to a lady properly. How? By showing him video clips of other people confessing! Multiple pairings!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,216 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 1/27/2009 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori - Complete
Deeper Synthetic by Remember the Dead reviews
Yuya's dull life changes when she meets a dopey college student and his acquaintances. No one ever said the life of an aspiring rockstar is easy ...-yes they did-... Well, it's not a boring life, anyway! AU, but parallels the manga.
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,441 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
Things Konoha Genin are not Allowed to do by jgkitarel reviews
A series of things that Konoha's genin are not allowed to do in order of teams. Now, a blast from the past! The one! The only! Team Minato!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,844 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008
Daughter Mine by VioTanequil reviews
He will remain Mayuri Kurotsuchi, Taicho of the Twelfth Division of the Gotei Thirteen. He will remain a scientist, a researcher, and a father. That is who he is, and who he will be. Some mistakes can never be fixed. Some things can never be forgiven.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Mayuri K., Nemu K. - Complete
Searching For Shinobi by Nitroglycerin reviews
HPxYYHxNaruto crossover.A LONG time ago, something happened to a certain fifteen shinobi. Now they're immortal, and they hate every minute of it.So they decide to go out for some fresh air. Where to? Hogwarts. And the Reikai Tantei are sent to find them.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 50 - Words: 117,592 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Complete
Seven Squared by half-sleeping reviews
A series of drabbles comparing the Vongola Guardians to the seven sins and seven virtues, respectively.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Complete
5 Times Hibari Tried to Kill Ryohei by peroxidepest17 reviews
Ryohei is the cat that keeps coming back. Hibari deals.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
When Sun's Shining On Us by Vhii1217 reviews
Tokito had never watched dawn broke from mountain's crack, nor had she seen twilight from sandy seashore, so she had never imagined watching them from a desert, with Akira. AkiraxTokito
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,048 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Tokito, Akira - Complete
The Fate by Onime no Kyo13 reviews
The cast of SDK are reborn in the present day world. They find themselves drawn together by something they can't control... KyoxYuya.
Samurai Deeper Kyo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/3/2007 - Published: 3/7/2007
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The Forms reviews
...Because, after all, S.H.I.E.L.D. is still a bureaucratic organization. One day Clint and Natasha were very bored. They find a series of old Forms that have yet to be completely fazed out. Fun ensues. Rated T for future language. Chapters short by necessity. Current Form: Recommended Investment. Or, Thor Helps His Brother Take Over The World.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 32,550 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Agent Phil Coulson
100 Lifetimes reviews
When Romano finally agrees with one of Spain's corny ideas, they have no idea the journeys that that one decision will take them on, courtesy of a sneaky god. Life 45- Antonio needs to move a mountain so he can prove his love for his wife. There may be other factors involved, but they don't really matter. Multiple pairings MxM MxF FxF Life 45/100.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 276,648 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 1/10/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Christmas Never Ends reviews
After four months of waiting, it's finally time to accept the truth; Christmas will never end. Told in a familiar way with familiar lyrics, a way for the fandom to work through our collective pain. Rated T for curse words in the original lyrics.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Complete
That Crazy Asian Family reviews
Ever since that Crazy Asian Family moved here, things keep changing. Suddenly people are keeping secrets, some have dark pasts, and Yao and Kiku have a family? Well that's new. All these things keep happening, and more. And it all started with a bet... On hiatus for now *sorry, guys!*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,293 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 10/30/2010
Maps reviews
It seems difficult to comprehend, but these little pieces of paper have a big influence over our lives. Of course, this influence isn't always positive. Strange as it seems, our lives are forever governed by these little pieces of paper. Angst, Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Complete
A Somewhat Saner Aspect of Life
Side-story to That Crazy Asian Family. Current chapter: Alfred and Toris visit Sea World. It all goes downhill from there. "What should we do then, Alfred?" Toris loved helping to do the right thing. "That's easy. We steal him!" ...wait, what?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,695 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - America, Lithuania
The French Curse of Love reviews
Tired of Spain complaining about Romano, France decides to curse him! Will it work? Will someone get punched in the face? Will Prussia get a small bird named after him? Will there be Spamano? There will if France has anything to say about it! Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Spain - Complete
The Sound of Ninja reviews
Okay, so Sasuke's dead wife liked to pick random kids off the street and adopt them, Sakura's been kicked out her convent life, and Shino can sing. No, really. Loosly based off of Sound of Music, though it doesn't look like it. Hiatus *Sorry, guys!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 77,505 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Ninja Insane Asylum reviews
Gai got Kakashi a job at the local Insane Asylum, where the rest of Naruto either works at, or is a patient. However, things aren't always what they seem, and the 'peace' at the asylum will be tested-wait, illegal testing? What's going on? Au, obviously.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 60,504 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The random lives of ninja reviews
Have you ever wondered what it's like for the Naruto characters, when their not busy-being ninja? Well, in here, you will see little snippets of what their lives are like. Every chapter is a one shot, rated T for language and safety. First chap. sucks.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,704 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Naruto U.