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Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Avengers.
Name: for fanfictiondotnet, Maya-chan or Maya-chan2007. In real life, none of your business XP (though, it's not Maya XP)
Something you should know about me. I'm lazy. Like, really lazy. Also, I excel at procrastination. If I can put it off, you can be sure that I will. This isn't always good for my writing habits, as you can imagine. Now, I love writing; it's a lot of fun, I love knowing that I'm getting better (maybe), and I like knowing what you all think about my writing. However, it's not a priorty to, say, school or other things. I'll get it done when it gets done (see? Told you I was a procrastinator), so I hope you keep some patience with me. If not, PM me to get my act together, and I'll probably get it done. The exception, so far, is That Crazy Asian Family. I'll try to be better about it, but...
NOTE: I'm currently (slowly) moving The Forms over to Archive of Our Own; so far, only fourteen(?) chapters is up right now. I'm still keeping The Forms on Fanfiction, but I'm also cross-posting it to the other site (hopefully with less mistakes and errors that I wasn't able to catch the first time around) if anyone wants to read it on there, as well. My name for Archive of Our Own is TokitoTaishirou if you want to check it out.
Song I'm currently obsessed with: Little Talks by Of Monsters and Men
Favorite Pairings (listed in no particular order, just whatever comes to mind):
From Naruto: NaruHina, SasuSaku, ShikaTema, KibaIno or SaIno, NejiTenten, PeinKonan, KakashiAnko, AsumaKurenai, GenmaShizune, and I think that's it. Oh, also the only Yaoi pairing from Naruto that I endorse, SasoDei. Also, I like KarinSuigetsu. I know, shocker to see someone actually not hate Karin; that's because from what I've seen of her, she's not really that different from the other girls that like Sasuke, so I can't really see why people hate her so much. Guess she's just a character people love to hate.
From my favorite (manga, the anime wasn't that great imo) series, Samurai Deeper Kyo (SDK): KyoYuya, AkiraTokito, BenitoraMahiro, and HishigiAkari. As for other pairings, I guess others that are shown there? Like Muramasa and Mayumi, and Fubuki and Hitoki. And maybe possibly Aka no Ou with Shihoudou...
From Fushigi Yuugi, Genbu Kaiden (the best version so far, in my opinion XD): TakikoXUruki/Limdo, and TomiteXAyla. Because they were so cute together when she was there for the brief time in which she was introduced. And wasn't in ice.
From Special A (S.A.): TakishimaHikari, AkiraTadashi (anyone else love how she beats on him? That sounded wrong just then, didn't it...) JunSakura, YahiroMegumi (favorite pairing in the series! XDXD), and RyuuFinn.
From Skip Beat: KyokoRen, and Moko-san(Kanae)Hio (yeah, he looks like a little kid, but he's not!!)
From Bleach: IchigoOrihime (can you say awww), RukiaRenji (I'm just a sucker for childhood friend/shipping), GinMatsumoto (who doesn't, really?), HitsugayaHinamori (they are just so cute! They give me cavities!), and UryuNemu. Possibly one of my favorite pairings out of them all, really.
From Inuyasha: InuKag(kinda seems like I have to...), MirokuSango(my second fav pairing of the series), KohakuRin (they're practically cannon, why don't people like them as much?), and then my fav of the series, SesshomaruKagura (now, they are cannon, yet there is a frightfully low number of supporters for them. I'm saddened...)
From Detective Conan: ShinichiRan (totally a case of star-crossed lovers XD), HeijiKazuha(they are so cute!! XDD), SonokoMakoto (though he's almost never actually there, he's always a knight in shining armor when he is there; what girl wouldn't love that? ;P) and KogoroEri.
From Ann/Un Cassandra: BanjouBekku (they're pretty much the only pairing in the manga, unless you count putting Chiaka with someone, but they're still so cute it hurts! XD I wish the manga could have been longer so that way it could have had them, oh, I don't know, actually kiss or something! XD)
Eyeshield 21: HirumaxMamori (there are no words to describe my love for this pairing! かわいい!!!), SenaxSuzuna, and MarcoxMaria (not really their real names, but everyone calls him Marco, and he calls her Maria and I'm too lazy to look up their actual names).
Pokemon Special/Adventures: Red/Yellow, Green/Blue (it doesn't really matter which version you like, it's still the same pairing; cool, huh? XD), Gold/Crystal, Ruby/Sapphire, Diamond/Missy Berlitz\Platina (they are seriously cute; no other word for it! XD), Diamond/Platina/Pearl (OT3 wut) and Black/White (not that big a fan of N)
Axis Powers Hetalia/Hetalia World Series (same thing, really; get ready for a lot of pairings): SwitzerlandxLiechtenstein, AustriaxHungary(xPrussia XD Fav. love triangle/threesome EVER! Or any combination of the above), GermanyxN.Italy, SpainxS.Italy, BelarusxLithuania(yes, in that order :3), JapanxTaiwan, ThailandxVietnam, AmericaxEngland\Britain, AmericaxCanadaxAmerica(Americest FTW), FrancexJeanne D'Arc, DenmarkxNorway, PrussiaxCanada, slight FrancexEngland\Britain, SpainxS.ItalyxBelgium(another great threesome. Mostly, I just like the three of them together. Whether as friends or not... XD), PrussiaxFrance (really don't know why I like these guys together, I just do), Korea(S.)xItaly(N.), FrancexAmerica, Fem!PrussiaxFem!Austria(whut), Fem!AmericaxFem!Japan, Fem!AmericaxFem!Canada, Fem!PrussiaxFem!Canada, FrancexPoland, DenmarkxEstonia, LatviaxUkraine, some Germancest(as long as Prussia's on top...which doesn't really happen, sadly).
From Gokusen: Yangumi\KumikoxShin
From the Otherworld Series (not a manga series for once): Jaimery (Jeremy/Jaime), Clena (Clay/Elena), Kope (Karl/Hope), Lucas/Paige, Adam/Savannah, Kristof/Eve (this one broke my heart, since Kristof is just like Germany to me. Eve could be a really bad-ass Fem!Italy or something), Derek/Chloe (though this is in the Darkest Powers series, it's the same universe), and I guess any more canon pairings. Mostly, though, I just really like Jaimery since they are the cutest couple I've ever seen, as well as Kristof/Eve. Shame that one ended up kind of badly... -_-
Animorphs: Tobias/Rachel (my OTP!!!), Jake/Cassie.
K/K Project: Awashima Seri/Kusanagi Izumo, Munakata Reisi/Suoh Mikoto (sort of. It's kind of like they're daring me...), Fushimi Saruhiko/Yata Misaki (Really like this one. As long as Yata stays a guy. Not that big a fan of genderbending, unless it's Hetalia).
Pandora Hearts: Oz/Alice, Break/Sharon (even if the author doesn't ship it), Gilbert/Vincent/Gilbert (sigh, my kink...), and maybe Vincent/Ada; it's starting to look pretty cute.
Avengers: BlackHawk\Clintasha (Black Widow/Hawkeye), Tony Stark/Pepper Pots, Thor/Jane Foster, pretty much any stated pairings (though BlackHawk isn't stated...sigh). Also, maybe possibly Clint/Coulson/Natasha. I just really, really like the three of them together, okay?
Red vs Blue: Church/Texas, Carolina/York. I'm just not really into any other pairings here, though there aren't any I hate.
Music I like: Pretty much anything I can understand, and anything that isn't slow. I can't stress how much that kills me inside DX
About my stories:
For Naruto: The Sound of Ninja-hiatus (again). Sorry, I'm just not that in to the Naruto fandom anymore, though I will finish this. Later.
*The Random Lives of Ninja- Um, yeah. Let's just say this is either finished/on hiatus. Again, sorry.
*Ninja Insane Asylum-FINISHED!!!! Yay! All that's left is a sequel, which will probably be only a few chapters. Again, though, I've kind of fallen out of the Naruto fandom, so this sequel won't be up for quite a while.
For Hetalia: That Crazy Asian Family- Still in-progress. I'm actually doing pretty well with this one (blatant lies), and am even thinking about doing a side-story for it.
*The French Curse of Love- Since it's a one shot, it's finished. I'm actually rather proud of this one, since it's my first oneshot and it's humor. I seem to excell in humor, actually...
*Maps- Oneshot, and finished. Though, I have a few scenarios of other countries and their relation to the map in my head, so if anyone asks I could always put them up as a second chapter/another story-thing, like a sequel. For those interested, I'm thinking Canada, Austria-Hungary, Sealand and the Micronations, maybe Australia, or anyone else. If anyone wants me to do this, just PM me or give me a message or something telling me. I won't hold my breath, though. On another note, I'm a bit disapointed with this one since I was going for angst; WHY DOES HUMOR KEEP SNEAKING IN?!?
*100 Lifetimes- Forty-five! chapters up, and the next chapter will be up I don't know when, schedule permitting. (I'm just glad that I was able to update!) I'm thinking of updating once or twice a week, maybe every Wednesday and Saturday, so that way I don't get behind on this one (like I have been for That Crazy Asian Family...sorry about that, btw...*hides*)Spamano continuity (sort of)100 one-shots (...with an actual plot, hidden in there! *told ya!*)
*Christmas Never Ends-This is actually on my profile down below, as well as it's own seperate story. It's a one-shot, since I can't really see any sequel's or anything (unless Himaruya decides to update Christmas).
*The Forms-So far there are 21 chapters up right now, and it should be going on for a while. For any readers of 100 Lifetimes, I haven't given up on the story; in fact, I'm still writing the next chapter (Star Trek!) but it's going to take a while. On the plus side, it's a long one!
Stories I'm thinking about:
For Katekyo Hitman Reborn!-
For other series-
Random Quote-things that I like, and some of them are just randomly flipping through the t.v., and the qoutes are pieced to gether that way. Different font means different things put together to make a quote. Such as:
"Ursala! You forgot your- Mold!"--From the George of the Jungle movie, with an air filtration commercial.
"Those are so trashy, are there any more?"--My dad, about Nutty Bars. They're fricken' delicious. It's really sad that he can't have them anymore... :(
"What gives, me-lord?"--Jakken, from Inuyasha. Some random episode, don't know the number, just know that it happened.
"Sorry doesn't make the pain go away."-- Myself, randomly.
"My Karma ran over my Dogma."--Random bumper sticker that I saw on vacation in Colorado.
"Do not underestimate Dragons, for we are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."--Random bumper-sticker-thing of my sister's.
"What's that tree? You want me to kill everyone?"--Random pic of Shino, with random saying-thing.
"Ah! It's a natural princess old man!"--From Kakeru Manabe from Fruits Basket. By the way, I don't own that. My sister told me to put it here. *sigh*
"To the Pope-mobile, Cardinal!"--Don't ask where that one came from. Just know that I was sugar high (oh dear), and the news was naming the Pope's car-thing that he was going to ride around in when he visited the U.S.
"Don't choke, you'll die."--One of my friends said this to one of hers (mine too, but I wasn't there when this happened) while she was choking. Don't know, my friends and I are just weird that way.
"Sporkulous."--Another don't ask. My best friend and I came up with this when we were coming up with some weird story when we should have been paying attention in our Pre-calculus class. Don't worry, we passed with B's and A's.
"FAILURE"--(or however you spell it.) put heavy, stupid emphasis on that one word. Used to be an inside joke-thing with my sister and I; now I just have to wonder what we were on... *cough*sugar*cough*
"Hold my banana."--I asked my sister that when I wanted to clean off a knife to cut the banana. She wouldn't, instead, she left it on the counter. It still was okay.
"I am very upset! In fact, I'm going to sing, to show you just how upset I am!"--I came into the living room when my sister was watching Fiddler on the Roof, and the dad-guy was pretty much angry at his daughter at the time, and this phrase came to mind, so I said it, and my sis said that I had to put it up here. So here it is.
"I can't Jeffrey. I'm scared."--Some random character in a Goosebumps T.V. show said this, but deadpan and monotone. It was really funny, so it goes up here too.
When my sister bought some random material that she said she was going to make Samurai pants out of, when she said that it was my Christmas present, I immediately thought "That's not an Akatsuki robe." Sue me, I really want one. Edit January 11, 2009 And I got one!
"Death is just God's way of asking you out."--This is from an old Saturday Night Live episode, like from back in the late seventies. The guest on the show, who said this line in one of the skits, was Steve Martin. There were others from that one episode, but I don't remember them. This quote was just too good to pass up.
"Take the banana out of your horn!" This is a running joke in my band, since one of the freshmen plays trumpet and she doesn't play that loud sometimes.
"Who's that girl? Wait, that's Insert Random Guy's Name Here!"--This happened at a party-thing after we graduated. Some of the people decided to have a 'beauty pagent', and I'm pretty sure I've already mentioned my class's weird obsession with cross-dressing. The thing is, I'm not sure if it's because they've been doing it for so long at pep rallies, or if they were just exceptionally prepared, but they can really pull off looking like the opposite gender, especially the guys, who do it the most often. It's creepy, really...
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."--anonymous. My dad was looking at something, and apparently this quote was someone's...thing on there. Not really their name, but I think it was their profile picture-thing or something. All I can say is that whoever had that had a sense of humor...XD
"Are you saying that I'm a guy and that I'm plural?"--Me, when my roommate was tired after a long day of classes, and she was randomly saying in a weird voice, "Okay, guys; okay, guys". We both agreed that what I had said was epic, though I suppose that you should have been there when it happened.
"Death-like symptoms"--This is from random medical commercials, how some will be saying random side affects. My roommate and I couldn't understand that for a while, like, why would someone take something that could give them something like that? Anyways, now that's something that I will say sometimes, and she replies with "Swine Flu". As I'm sure you know, that's become a big topic of interest, especially at Universities, such as where I am now. So, everyone, be sure to get your Flu shot! It helps! Really! Not making this up! Why don't you believe me?! I'll shut up now...
"-And you know those Leprechauns with the pot of gold? They stole that from your college fund."--Me, when my sister was telling me about how stupid people were thinking that just because it's supposedly going to snow on Wednesday (this is in January) that school will be out for the rest of the week. This is my reply to that, along with "And the Easter Bunny, Santa Clause, and Tooth Fairy aren't real, and your imaginary friend has been 'friending' around." Yes, I am just that sarcastic sometimes, and I was in a slightly bad mood.
"Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect." --Anonymous (as far as I know). My roommate happened to mention it to me, saying that it was a quote someone from her highschool had for a senior quote. ... Words can't describe how great that quote is to me! I love it, it's so funny! XD
"The suit is sly."--This is from my favorite tv series, White Collar, where one character was describing one of the FBI members. As you can tell, he doesn't like authority that much...
"Super-swirly and Acid Flower"--My roomate and I. We were painting shower curtains, to make the bathroom pretty and we were (or at least I was) sugar high from the donuts we had had earlier, and we were entertaining ourselves while painting the super-swirly and acid flower on said curtains. Oh, and there was a drug dog program with the donuts. He was cute. The dog, that is. I don't go around genderizing random objects, psh, what are you talking about? ...
"You brave, little soldier. I acknowledge your pain. Come here; You are too precious for this world."
"And to think, I ran all this way to show a little class, and what do I do? Strangle your husband and steal his watch." --Danny DeVito (I think that's how it's spelled...), from an episode of Taxi; very funny show, especially Latka and Jim.
"You're going to have to be gay for that poor dead intern."--From Supernatural; I love this quote so much (poor Corbit! ):), especially since it could have more than one meaning.
"I learned that gay love can pierce the veil of death."--From the same episode of Supernatural; the guys who said this (and the quote above) are such losers, really.
"You know you're too into Hetalia if when you listen to the National Anthems, all you can think is 'Oh, so that's what their theme song is'"--Me, in a comment I made on a video on Youtube that had the nations and their Anthems on it. Seriously, I'm starting to get a bit worried; even just now, I think in my mind 'theme song' instead of National Anthem; is that bad? XD
"You've just been Sprinkled!"--Myself and my Roommate; let's just say that my excuse was that I was sugar drunk/high/whatever (like always, apparently) and my roommate had been playing around with sprinkles, like the type that you put on icecream. I'm not sure what her excuse was, but oh well XD
"Yes, he had a heart attack while trimming her elaborate hedge maze; the paramedics never had a chance."-- Niles from Fraiser. This is a funny show anyways, but this is still a very funny quote anyways, even if it is a little morbid.
"Anything left in the box, Pandora?"--Also Niles, and from the same episode, too. Here, he was upset with his brother because he kept giving Nile's lies away to his girlfriend. Ironically, the quote above was part of the reason why he was lying in the first place.
"Dear Algebra; Stop getting us to try and find your ex, she's not coming back."--Something my roommate found on Pentrist (I *think* that's the website; I could be drastically, drastically wrong. Either way, it is an excellent quote XD)
"I dream of an ideal world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."--Something else my roommate found on Pentrist. There are just so many funny things she finds on there, but this one was just so adorable.
"FTRQ!!! (For The Red Queen!!!)"--Me, my sister and our friend that came home with us for Spring Break (no, we didn't kidnap her, what are you talking about? Psh). Because we're the kind of kids who have to do chores on our breaks home, we were having to pick up sticks in our large yard. And, well, we decided to have a little fun while we were at it (like, everything we did was for the Red Queen (NOT the White Queen), we were part of the Three Muskateer-ettes (with our dog as the Fourth Muskateer-ette), and we were on our way to Oz. Yeah. Also, golfcarts). This is pretty much what we shouted every few seconds as we worked.
"Come at me, bro!"--This has been something that my sister and I like to say a lot. I really don't know why we like it so much (especially since we're girls and not 'bro's'. Oh, well.)
"I FOUND YOU!!! NOW TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE HIDING CARMEN SANDIEGO!!!"--An America cosplayer, saying this to a Where's Waldo? cosplayer at OMGcon. My sister's the one who actually heard/saw this, but I thought it was too epic to not come up here. Really, it makes so much sense and gives me so many new headcanons...
"Charmander is red, Squirtle is blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you"--the most cutest thing that my sister found online once. I'm ashamed I didn't put it up earlier.
"I feel like we're LARPing" "That's life. It's just one giant LARP." --Me and my sister, respectively. We had some fun times with bodypaint, airbrush art, and an active imagination. Greatest way to get welcomed back to school! XD
"I throw my telescope up in the air sometimes singing AYYYYYO, I'M GALILEO"--A meme my sister found on the interweb. I love this too much for words.
(while my sister and I are saving tadpoles as part of a side quest IRL)
This has been so true for me. I've seen a few other '90's Kid' things, but this is the only one that I've really, truely emphasized with. My childhood.
You're a 90's kid if:
You can finish this 'ice ice _'
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
Normally I hate all those 'Copy-And-Paste' things, but this is one that I knew I had to add. I regret nothing (except the length of my profile...sorry).
Christmas Never Ends (original song by Bowling For Soup, parody lyrics by me, Math-sama, and my sister b4ndg33k)
Four months, you think for sure
The whole damn fandom's just as obsessed
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Hima-Papa, he's the Troll King
The whole damn fandom is just as obsessed
Christmas Never Ends
The whole damn fandom's just as obsessed
Christmas Never Ends x2
Just wait another day, my friend.
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