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Joined 05-07-08, id: 1570708, Profile Updated: 12-23-10
Author has written 7 stories for Misc. Books, Vampires, Rocky Horror, Dead Rising, Scott Pilgrim, and Splatterhouse.

Hello, my fellow earthlings, and welcome to my page. You must have been interested in one of my stories. So you tasted blood and you want more. Well, my friend, that story was just one small fraction of the main attraction. So become a glutton of my words and feast on what you desire; I have awaken from my dormant state and I've returned with an appetite for fiction.

For those of you who have missed me in my absence of the writing realm, I am back; and I won't be leaving for a very very long time. So enjoy my new stories and please criticize me: be as brutal as you possibly can.

I love zombies, all things zombies. Zombie kills, zombie apocalyptic situations, being a zombie, I love it all. My tastes have changed and I am not much of a Twilight fan anymore (more like not all) so I am debating deleting Here's Your Damned Diary. If this thoroughly upsets you, send me a private message or review the story with your plea to save it. If I do not hear from anyone by February 28th, 2011, the story will be removed.

To Be Expected: Chapter Three of The Rocky Horror Fiction Show, Chapter Three of Vs. Me, a Pheonix Wright/Adventure Time crossover, an Adventure Time Christmas special, Chapter Three of Ending G, and a Dawn of the Dead story.

A Personal Update: I'm currently running over a speedbump in my creativity due to disruptive and self-destructive throughts. Until I fight through this depression -_- I will not be updating anything. It very well won't be until after Christmas that I will update. Even after that, I will be moving the week afterward, so it may not be until the new year that you hear from good ol' DinoTor. For the people who do keep up with my work, I deeply apologize, but for most fanfictioneers, this doesn't really affect them! So I'm mainly speaking to my two readers of Vs. Me. Sorry guys /:

Also, check out my Fiction Press account where I post my original stories (excluding Dance, Dance, Disaster which will most likely be deleted) :

http://www.fictionpress.com/~friendlyneighborhooddinotor

Movies: Favorite Musical- Repo! The Genetic Opera/Rocky Horror Picture Show Favorite Animated- Up Favorite Horror- Day of the Dead Favorite Action- The Dark Knight Favorite Comedy- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

Video Games: Guitar Hero I II & III, Kingdom Hearts I & II, Crash Bandicoot, Super Smash Bros Brawl, Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead, Megaman 2, and Splatterhouse (Arcade)

Music: Panic! at the Disco, My Chemical Romance, August Christopher, Fall Out Boy, Mayday Parade, Evanesence, Seether, Tenacious D, Family Force 5, Three Days Grace, Avenged Sevenfold, The Beatles, Bloodhound Gang, Breaking Benjamin, Cartel, The Fratellis, Funeral for a Friend, Hollywood Undead, System of a Down, The Used, Killswitch Engage, Papa Roach, Simple Plan, Theory of a Deadman, 30 Seconds to Mars, Asking Alexandria, A Day to Remember, Attack Attack!, Never Shout Never, eatmewhilei'mhot, Ke$ha, Lady Gaga, 3OH!3, InnerPartySystem, Muse, Maroon 5, Manchester Orchestra, and more seems to escape my memory

Obsessions with certain individuals: George A. Romero (Movie director/screenwriter)- "King of the Zombies", directed all the good "Of the Dead" movies. Super cool in person ^.^ Michael Cera (Actor)- He's just so adorable, I would really enjoy his hand in marriage (don't tell my guy friends!) He's a great actor, every movie he stars in is superb. Darren Bousman (Director)- Directed many Saw movies- for which I applaud his specialty in gore- and directed one of the greatest musicals of all time: Repo! My goal is to hunt him down and beg for a sequel. Corpse Monger (AKA Mike D. Wasion)- One of the greatest writers I have ever stumbled upon. He has become a great inspiration to me in my writings. Once I am out of my slump, my writings will be just as ruthless and gorey and deliciously alluring as his. Never, though, will mine be as well written.

Just Because everyone has at least one... A survey:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4. Quote it. Now!

“That’s how I lure her over here, Since I’m afraid to go out…” (In hindsight, that sounds creepy)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?

Wall.

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V

Phineas and Ferb Christmas Vacation

4. Without looking, guess what time it is

3:25

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

3:36

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Dead Man’s Chest, my younger brother ranting about his first missing tooth, and his stuttering friend telling his own mouth stories.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Asking Dad to get food for the family

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Stalking someone’s profile, where I got this survey.

9. What are you wearing?

School gym shorts from last year, Long sleeved sleep shirt, no shoes.

10. Did you dream last night?

Oh the usual, my old stalker finds me again, kidnaps me, things go sour.

11.When did you last laugh?

I don’t know, I laugh at least 95% of my day.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in.

Picture frames with artwork and fake people that we haven’t filled with our own pictures yet.

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My brother swallowed his tooth…

14. What do you think of this quiz?

Interesting, I like the other girl’s answers better though.

15. What is the last film you saw?

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World for the umpteenth time. God… What a good movie –drools- o.o I-I wasn’t drooling over Michael Cera, who my father thinks is gay. ^^’

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Give some of it away, buy hard to find movies and video games. Throw parties. Pay certain celebrities to pay me a visit.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know

Well you don’t know me, there’s a lot of things I could tell you right now. But I don’t need to tell you I’m a smart ass.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

I would rid the world of homophobia.

19. Do you like to dance?

I give lap dances to my friends. Other than that, I dance when no one is looking.

20. George Bush:

Lol.

21.Would you ever consider living abroad?

Eh, Maybe. Maybe not.

22.What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?

This question… Is... Awkward…

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A Deep Roller In A Shallow Sky by MaskedMarionette reviews
Hannibal Lecter has waited nineteen years before he made his return to the United States for one last glimpse of his one true obsession. But Clarice is not the headstrong FBI agent he once knew. Her daughter on the other hand, is another story...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - H. Lecter, C. Starling
Tarnished by autumnrose2010 reviews
Takes place right after the movie ends. Brad and Janet struggle to put the past behind them and go on with their normal lives.
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Brad M., Janet W. - Complete
Airduct Anecdotes Anthology by Quillon42 reviews
Series of stories about various Dead Rising survivors
Dead Rising - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 132,877 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 7/16/2007
Gideon: Rise to Power by 41Naf-Redips reviews
In this unoffcial prequel to the Scott Pilgrim series, see how the League of Evil Exes formed and look behind the mind of Gideon Gordon Graves!
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Gideon G.
Hidden Love by Hogwarts Dragon219 reviews
Marriage Law fic! During their Last and final year of Hogwarts a law is passed. The law is meant to save the wizard race. But when to opposites are placed with each other, will they find love? Rated M for future content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
I Don't Love You by RoseDawson35 reviews
On hiatus. Forever. Pretty much the worst thing ever written.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,030 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Axel
Crazy Cullen Sex Talk by Love Is Courage Baby reviews
It all starts off as a harmless sexual education video... But that starts everything off. Blood flavoured condoms? Emmett a male prostitute? Alice and Jasper having sex in Edward's car? Lots of crazy, funny stuff starts to happen.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,143 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Emmett, Carlisle
Jessica's Guide to Being Married on the Dark Side by Little Miss Evil reviews
This is my sequel to Beth Fantaskey's "Jessica's Guide To Dating On The Dark Side". Jessica and Lucius visit the Packwoods for Christmas. But during their vacation, Jessica discovers something,that may turn the entire Vampire World upside down...
Jessica's Guide to Dating on the Dark Side - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,761 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 8/22/2009
Scott Pilgrim and Knives Chau vs the Arcade by protector91 reviews
Scott's love for video games is put to the ultimate test when he and Knives are mysteriously sucked into a video game. In order to escape they must battle against some of the most famous gaming icons of all time. Who could be behind this evil plot?
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,958 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Scott P., Knives C. - Complete
Diary of a psychopath: Adam by Brit360Girl2K10 reviews
Just a short story of how I think Adam the clown bacame a psychopath. R&R! Rated T because of minor gore. I do not own the characters or anything associated with Dead Rising. If I did, I would be bathing in money, not writing stories :
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Looks Don't Make the World Go Round by RoseDawson35 reviews
I'm not pretty enough," she murmured, staring down at the floor. "You know," she looked up at the sound of his voice, his hands on her shoulders. "Everything has beauty...we just don't always see it at first." LxOC Based on the song Annie by Safetysuit.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - L
The Hunt by Keiichiro-San reviews
A Lonely Vampire, A London Drunk, An Ill Fated Meeting, The Hunt has Begun. One Shot
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2009
A Triste Occasion by stewie griffins babysitter reviews
A different sort of movie ending.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2009
Splatterhouse: The Novelization by Metal Sonic EX reviews
Upon going to the dreaded 'Splatterhouse' for a school project, Rick's girlfriend Jennifer is kidnapped and its' now up to Rick in order to save her. Based on the originial arcade version of the game.
Splatterhouse - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/7/2009
Not Finished Living by ThroughTheShiningDark reviews
There was an aura of danger about him, but a hidden brighter part of his soul shone through the darker, and as it begged it be set free, it pulled me closer to him.' When a man pulls a 14 year old girl from a lake, what dark secrets may unfurl? AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - Emmett
Dead Rising: The Parody by Luna-Starr reviews
Frank West, a photojounralist with a need for a ground breaking scoop, finds himself in a mall of zombies. Too bad he didnt pack a gun. Or some common sense. Spoilers.
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,145 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/5/2007 - Published: 7/28/2007
Mirror pic by Luna-Starr reviews
Frank finds himself in the gym with the rather large mirror...retarded one shot drabble.
Dead Rising - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Complete
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Shoe Stop reviews
A poem I wrote about the thoughts of Rick Taylor a few stages into the first installment. Rated K because there's nothing wrong with it.
Splatterhouse - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Complete
Jennifer's Body reviews
A Oneshot of Rick's encounter with Jennifer in Stage five of the Arcade version of the first installment. Terror Mask has dialogue like in the 2010 remake. R&R T for minor language and violence
Splatterhouse - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Complete
Vs Me reviews
Was it really just a phase, Ramona? I'm sure it was more than just Roxie who you destroyed amongst females. The story of an anonymous girl who was wrecked by Ramona as well. Chapter two now up, much longer. Might seem more about OCs, but keep reading!R&R
Scott Pilgrim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Ramona F.
Ending G: The REAL True Ending
Title from the endings A-F on the game. This is the story of Jude East and her hard hitting story in Willamette and the brewing national turmoil. Rated T for violence and language. I have not played DR2 yet, Dammit, so this is all the first one.
Dead Rising - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,800 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/4/2010
The Rocky Horror Fiction Show reviews
A new kind of frightening fun. Lorraine Majors: Just got cheated on, and confused about men in general. Rated T, borderline, for descriptive sexual content and language. R&R
Rocky Horror - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/23/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010
Dance, Dance, Disaster reviews
An original on the brink of deletion as well, vampires are becoming over rated. It has hope, since this was my first story concept ever. Sentimental value may or may not save it. TRy to persuade me otherwise if you wish.
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,438 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2009
The Last Wall She'll Paint for You reviews
A song fiction of "The Last Song I'm Wasting on You" by Evanescence. A girl is troubled by her wretched past. Rated T for disturbing references.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Complete