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Author has written 58 stories for High School Musical, Phineas and Ferb, Bible, Animaniacs, How to Train Your Dragon, Fairly OddParents, Alvin and the chipmunks, Meet the Robinsons, Doug, Lilo & Stitch, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, and Harry Potter.
Hello everyone on this wonderful little corner of the universe of ours we call fanfiction.net!
Well, let me start by saying that I am 19 and a will be a freshman in college. I have been writing fanfiction since I was 9. Some of my early stories on here were posted when I was 12. I love the shows Marvin Marvin, Animaniacs, Phineas and Ferb, Fairly Oddparents, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Dragons: Riders of Berk and Defenders of Berkand The Big Bang Theory. A lot of my stories are very few and far between, but when I do I make about 5 at a time, so just be patient and know that I have my reasons for posting like that. I am a Christian and I love seeing fanfiction reviews dominate my inbox. I have role-played for How to Train Your Dragon, Alvin and the Chipmunks, Fairly Oddparents, and Phineas and Ferb.
My favorite movies are (get ready for this): How to Train your Dragon 2, Forest Gump, Back to the Future Trilogy, Crazy Stupid Love, Wreck-It Ralph, Meet the Robinsons, Courageous, Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension, Ghostbusters, Toy Story 3, Percy Jackson and the Olympians in the Lightning Thief, How to Train your Dragon, 50 First Dates, The Wedding Singer, The Animal, Cyberbully, Bruce Almighty, and others that I can't even think of right now.
My favorite books are Notes from the Midnight Driver, Half Brother, The Percy Jackson series, The Heroes of Olympus Series, The Hush, hush saga, The Twilight Saga, Drift House, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Eli, The Maximum Ride Series, 13 Reasons Why and Marley & Me.
My favorite authors are Lemony Snicket and James Patterson.
*And Now here are these little forward things*
The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.
This defect has been technically termed "Sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some other symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call is P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to the dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
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You have nothing to lose by doing it. And don't think that believing in God is silly and that you friends will laugh at you...
If they do then they are not really your friends trust me I've done that been there and it's the best feeling ever having to know that God is there for me and within that I found my real true friends
So post this on your profile you won't lose anything!but will gain a lot.
You know you're from Indiana when:
You think the state bird is Larry.
There's actually a college near you named "Ball State." *
Your feelings get hurt whenever someone points out the acronym for Purdue University is PU.*
You've never met any celebrities.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway. *
"Vacation" means going to Indiana Beach or Holiday World (Santa Claus, IN).
At your county fair, you see all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.*
You measure distance in minutes.*
You know several people who have hit a deer.*
Down south to you means Kentucky.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.*
Your school classes were canceled because of heat.*
You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.*
Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
You've heard of Euchre, you know how to play Euchre, and you are the master of Euchre.
You've seen a running car, with nobody in it, in the parking lot of the grocery store, no matter what time of year it is.*
You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?" or "If you go to the mall I wanna go with."*
You install security lights on your house and garage, then leave both of them unlocked.*
You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.*
When asked how your trip was to any foreign, exotic place, you say, "It was different."*
You carry jumper cables in your car regularly and your wife/girlfriend >knows how to use them.
You drink "pop".*
Kids and dogs ride in the passenger seats of cars and the backs of pickups.*
You think nothing of it in spring and fall to be stuck behind a farm implement driving on the roads. You just hope it's not a hog truck >or a manure spreader.*
High school basketball games draw bigger crowds on the week- >end than movie theaters, IF you have a movie theater. *
Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.*
Newspapers have international news &headlines on one page but requires six for local sports. *
You can repeat the scores of the last eight NBA games, but, unless the MVP is a Hoosier, you are not sure who he is.
You can see at least two basketball hoops from your yard.*
The biggest question of your youth was IU or Purdue.*
Indianapolis is the BIG CITY.*
Getting stuck by a train is a legitimate excuse for being late to school.*
You know several different definitions as to what a Hoosier really is.*
Everyone knows who the town cops are, where they live, and whether they're at home or on duty. *
To you, tenderloin is not an expensive cut of beef, but a big, salty, breaded piece of pork served on a bun with pickle.
You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over his snowsuit. *
You know all four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, construction.*
You actually understand these jokes*
You know what the phrase "knee-high by the Fourth of July" means.
You could never figure out spring forward-fall back, so screw Daylight Savings Time!*
You can say "French Lick" without laughing out loud.*
You know Batesville is the casket-making capital of the world and you're proud
Detassling was your first job. Bailing hay, your second. Or you could
You say things like catty-wampus and kitty corner and know what they mean.*
You catch frogs at the crick.*
If you want someone to hear you, you holler at 'em.*
You know that baling wire was the predecessor to duct tape.
You know that strangers are the only ones who come to your front door.
You've been to the Covered Bridge Festival. And you took back roads to get
All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or meat. *
You know what "cow tipping" is *
If you live in Indiana and any of these apply to you, copy and paste this on your profile and put a * next to the true statements.