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Author has written 16 stories for Song of the Lioness, Indiana Jones, Speed Racer, Kingdom Hearts, Dresden Files, Ironman, Yu-Gi-Oh, Chuck, Valdemar universe, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juices into the eyes of your enemies!!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and drive people crazy trying to figure out how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at rabid fangirls to escape.

I'm a guy. That's right, a guy, and i'm straight. All of the yaoi i have written is for my very best friend, whom i call Sarcasm, and she's awesome, this is a present for you! And these are her favorite pairings

Leon/Cloud-i actually like this one,which scares me

Zexion/demyx

Axel/Rikas

Reno/rude

Sora/riku-this one would be cute

Kakashi/iruka

Byakuya/renji

Kyo/yuki-they ARE cousins

neji/kankuro

saskuke/naruto-sooo wrong

danny/dash-lol

kanda/allen

lavi/tiki

Twins (host club)-the incest, it burns

honey/mori-more laughter

twins (harry potter)-ack

harry/draco-pfth

kazahaya/rikou

light/L

vincent/sid

ichigo/shico

ichigo/ishida

yunichika/ikkaka

riadon/genma

deidara/sausori

kotetsu/izumo

joey/kaiba-lol

matt/mello

rei/kai

rae/eclipse-i can see this one so much

havoc/fuery

ed/ray

ed/russel

itachi/kisame

marek/bakura-more lol

And now it's awesome Favorite Quote Time!!

"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein

In God we trust; all others must pay cash.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."

Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."

Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein

"I can resist everything except temptation."

Short funny quotes, Oscar Wilde.

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."

Short and funny quote by, Steven Wright.

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.

"Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"

Short and funny quote by, Will Rogers.

"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."

Stephen King

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

Groucho Marx

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

Rita Mae Brown

"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."

Steven Wright

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Is the fear of flying groundless?

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks

"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"

"All who wander are not lost." -JRR Tolkien

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton

Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.

Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?

Mayor Quimby

“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. (Humphrey Bogart)

"Well, you know how everyone has a conscience, and you know how everyone also has an inner child? So what you do is, you imagine a gun and point it at the inner child's head, and then you say to your conscience, 'Shut up, bitch, or the kid gets it!" - Maya

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails...and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever.

Anonymous "curse" on book thieves from the monastery of San Pedro, Barcelona, Spain

Their gaze met for a few seconds. The exchange was as warm and friendly as a pair of automated range finders getting a mutual target lock.

Dan Abnett (2000). First & Only, Games Workshop

In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - (The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)


I would also like to give credit to my other friend, whom i post things for to let everyone know what an amazing author she is and how crazy funny she is.

Her's are:

Angst- This one was deleted all because some loser decided that she didn't like it!!

Fangirls in Wonderland

Fangirls of Darkness

Marcone in Love

The Great Angst Off

A Hacker's Dream

A New Brother

Halloween

Three to Two

They are all by the awesome person known as Reason

I also wanted to point out that she and i are the people that the two main characters in fangirls in wonderland are based off of. i was made into a girl :( so that it would be fangirls in wonderland, not fanpeople in wonderland.

We're also thinking of starting a web comic, but can't decide what to name it. Right now it's the anime thingy mawhatsit. Our characters are way cool. Mine is a Holy Knight named Tory LaFist(and my character is a guy), A necromancer named John Doe, A Zebra Person named Floppy(who looks scary good in a Tux), a vampire named Daren Peters, and Liz Ele who is a telepath, and a telekinetic, she can move shit with her mind. It also involves a Holy Spatula and some sex crazed ghosts, and lots of craziness

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Sheer Dumb Luck by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet
What Might Have Happened, The Chronicles by Midnight Marauder reviews
Duelist Kingdom and Battle City - Complete. The Trio has now entered their senior year of high school and thought that everything was going to go smoothly, unfortunately for them things got worse when the problems of the Senshi spilled over into Domino.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 236,371 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Yūgi M., Yami Yūgi
Good Things Will Come To Those Who Wait! by Textcrazy reviews
What if Godric Never died.. What if he and his child both lusted after Sookie... What if Sookie was more then just a pretty face... Filled with lust, danger, blood and action. ENJOY!
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 71 - Words: 188,551 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Sookie S., Eric N.
Weak by loosedefense reviews
When Vlad Masters decides to give up his life as a ghost, Danny desperately tries to prevent the others from filling up the void of power left by him. Eventual Danny/Dash slash.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 296,871 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Danny F., Dash B.
Menage by She Isn't Here reviews
When the Cullen brothers come across an injured Bella on the side of the road, they take her home to care for her. They quickly realize that she is "the one" and will do anything to protect her. And they'll never let her go. J/E/B/E No Cullen incest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 204,307 - Reviews: 2148 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 930 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Amplification by ficlit78 reviews
A routine recovery leads Pete and Myka into a hot, sticky situation. Retrieving the ultimate artifact of love will always have its pitfalls.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,199 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Myka B., Pete L. - Complete
Mate and Mother ONE SHOT by ace1014 reviews
ONE SHOT Bella Swan is forced to return to Forks where her father abuses her. The Cullens have been waiting for her to complete their family. She is mate to Carlisle and bond mother to Edward. How will they save Bella? Read to find out.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 138 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Strawberries and Skinny Dipping: Hatori's Remedy by bugaboo107 reviews
Tohru literally 'falls' for Hatori one fateful summer day. When will it be too hard for them to bear their romantic feelings toward each other? Will love blossom under the dreary conditions that plague the Sohmas?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 154,358 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Hatori S., Tohru H.
Of Flowers and Love Notes by kuroXIII reviews
Harry's Landlady just called. There's apparently, a lovely bundle of "gifts" all address to one Harry Dresden "Wizard". Oh, and his brother is coming over for a visit. Hell's Bells. Kincaid/Dresden/Marcone Sequel to "Mommy!"
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/4/2010 - H. Dresden, Thomas R. - Complete
They Say by Ashabadash reviews
Sometimes it's rather amazing what a blind man can see. Auggie/Annie. First CA fic
Covert Affairs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Good For the Soul by mam711 reviews
Neal is behaving uncharacteristically. Peter wants to know why.
White Collar - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Neal C., Peter B. - Complete
She Thinks by ComicalEpiphanies reviews
If she knew what I knew, she wouldn't have to lie anyway. One-shot.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Danielle B. - Complete
Concealer and Clubhouses by BrokenPoetry reviews
One cannot be nearly choked to death by an irate Muscovite assassin without bearing the evidence of the encounter. A missing scene from the pilot episode. Annie/Auggie friendship one-shot.
Covert Affairs - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Annie W., Auggie A. - Complete
Paper Planes by Doc Sock reviews
Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey/Elizabeth Burke: When the FBI screws up, Neal has to go on the vacation Peter planned. Set after the pilot.
White Collar - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Peter B., Neal C. - Complete
Stuck by Razzledazzy reviews
Maggie and Henry get trapped in a shed. Manry. Oneshot.
Unnatural History - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Maggie W., Henry G. - Complete
Family by kuroXIII reviews
Harry Dresden is the mother. Of Ivy. There's something wrong here. Kincaid/Dresden/Marcone
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2010 - H. Dresden, J. Kincaid - Complete
Trials by Breathing In Shadows reviews
Cloud is in love with Leon, but doesn't know it. Leon is in love with Cloud, but is afraid. Can a little meddling from Tifa bring them together. LEMON in later chapters. CxL Made for my dear friend Theducksrcoming, happy birthday, and I hope you enjoy.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,739 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
Magic's Past by Jigoku No Shoujo reviews
At the end of the Mage Storms Herald Mage Vanyel Ashkevron is startled when suddenly he finds himself in the body of his younger self, with a future in front of him that looks like nothing more than his own past... rating for safety's sake.
Valdemar universe - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,114 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 12/1/2006
Things Unseen by District X reviews
During a Family camping trip, Ron Witwicky sees something that probably should have been left unseen. IronhidexSamxOptimus
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Ironhide, Optimus Prime - Complete
Touch the Moon by sopranosflight reviews
Emma doesn't want to touch anybody, ever. Except for Will.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Emma P., Will S. - Complete
Not As Cool As Mine by idioticonion reviews
Captain Hammer thinks that his nemesis is pretty cool, as villains go.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 713 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Captain Hammer, Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
A Missed Year by silver drip reviews
AU: How can one year change the world of Twilight? Bella moves to Forks in her Senior year instead of Junior year. How will this change her personality and what happens when she meets another Cullen before Edward? EdwardxBella and BellaxCarlisle Lemons. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 48,939 - Reviews: 921 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Carlisle, Bella, Edward - Complete
Standing the Test of Time by Lightofstar reviews
When captured in the aftermath of a battle Spike finds himself at the mercy of his old rival Dracula. Will he be saved before its too late or will he be lulled into something even more dangerous than the Counts’ wrath? Sequel to William Restored SLASH
Angel - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 133,870 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Spike, Angel
My Love for His Quirks by LitaE reviews
JD finds himself in the centre of an emotional and confusing love triangle. Torn between his secret lover Perry, who abuses him and the arrogant but surprisingly comforting Todd, JD must work out his feelings. JD/Cox, JD/Todd Slash Angst and Abuse.
Scrubs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 90,359 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Complete
Jack does his part to protect the world by Daria234 reviews
Jack/Nathan SLASH. Established relationship humorfic. Jack wonders if Nathan's big plans for GD are really all that wise. He comes up with ways to distract Nathan.:
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Nathan S., Jack C. - Complete
If Not for the Slash Fans by emcey squared reviews
AU 2x06. It was all Dr. Childress’ fault. If it hadn’t been for her dream, Nathan never would have been standing around daydreaming about what kissing Jack Carter was really like. Stupid fangirl…
Eureka - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Nathan S., Jack C. - Complete
Lost But Found by JkawaiiNeko reviews
Haruhi was found in an alley. And when certain boys start to fall in love with her, will they be able to let her go back to her real life when she remembers? COMPLETE!
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,913 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Haruhi F., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Seven Deadly Sins: Barricade: Jealousy by LittleMewLugia reviews
Barricade is lonely, and is jealous when he sees the affection Bumblebee gets from Sam. He decides he wants the same thing, and sets out to get it.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,586 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/23/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Barricade, Sam W. - Complete
From the Bottom Up by LittleMewLugia reviews
Starscream now owes Sam a life-debt he must repay. However, the way he sorts out some logistical issues leaves Sam with even greater problems. Sequel to “Code of Honour.”
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,988 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/16/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Complete
Cookies by Breathing In Shadows reviews
Angel/ dresden Files crossover, Two girls, one a Holy Knight, one a White Court vampire, are commissioned to help Angel and his friends with some problems, while trying to help themselves. Dreaden gets the better deal, lucky guy. Rating will go up.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Spike, Charles G.
Necessary by Gumnut reviews
Even an AI has to do what is necessary.
Knight Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,798 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Pedigree Pup by Cor Serpentis reviews
Joey has always been seen as a street tough, a mutt. Seto Kaiba has been a teen CEO with power and prestige. The two have never really gotten along. What happens when the things that've kept them apart no longer apply? KaibaxJoey
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,039 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 9/7/2007 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
Dr Hannibal Lecher by hwshipper reviews
House Wilson established and out relationship. Wilson gets sexually harassed by a creepy OMC.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,276 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
How Harry Lost His Groove Again by Kits reviews
It was absolutely, positively, not entirely Thomas's fault that Harry was going on a blind date with a man. Really. Sequel to How Harry Got His Groove Back. New chapters uploaded every Monday.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
Let's Spend an Evil Night Together by Mollyscribbles reviews
In which Doctor Horrible realizes that he underestimated Penny.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Complete
Inescapable You by Ambivalence reviews
A notsoinnocent prank leaves Kaiba Seto and Jounouchi Katsuya collared and leashed together for an undeterminable time. Now they must learn to work together without killing each other first. Shounenai, yaoi, SxJ.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 139,972 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 10/23/2004 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Control by Breathing In Shadows reviews
All the ninja in the Village Hidded in the Leaves are exceptional. but, there is one problem, no one has anything there to tether them. Then Shizune finds the answer, in a girl named Ritsuke. Yaio. Rating may change later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Doing It Right by korel.c reviews
They were close before and now getting closer. DxT -citrus-flavored- Part I of the Lover's Triangle trilogy.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Tucker F., Danny F. - Complete
Dinner Out by Wolf Of Legends reviews
House decided it’s time to let the cat out of the bag and tell Wilson what’s been on his mind… or heart rather. Told in the 2nt Person. Slash
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/2/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
The MOURI Manual by BlackMailer reviews
Thank you for purchasing your KOGORO MOURI artificial intelligence unit from Agasa Laboratories! To get you started on using your new MOURI unit, here is your instruction manual!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2008 - Kogoro M. - Complete
Hybrid Rainbow by Spike'sSavior reviews
Set in Season 3 right after House punches Chase in the face. Wilson pushes House to make things right with Chase and when House confronts the young man at his apartment he discovers a blue and white guitar and finds that his youngest duckling is more inte
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,970 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
Birthday Blues by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Carlton/Shawn WARNING: slightly angsty, then smut, then fluff...in that order. "His first birthday home in tweleve years. Maybe next year will be better."
Psych - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,204 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Danny Phantom and the Phantom Clan by KiryuLegion reviews
Danny Phantom is about to experince a massive change to his world. He will find that for each reaction there soon follows a equal and oppisite reaction.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,519 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008
Dark by NextNothingNew reviews
DanxDanny. Slash. Danny has been bought in the Ghost Zone, and his only hope is his alternate future self. Hiatus.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,455 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Danny F., Dan Phantom
Appendicitis by CornCob reviews
Cloud's a disgruntled in-patient hellbent on making the hospital staff as miserable as he is. Fortunately, Leon is around to distract our favorite blond. Let's just hope the doctor doesn't kill them both. As always: For Sleighbells! L/C, Minor S/V
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,078 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Socks of a Salesman by CornCob reviews
Gift-fic for Sleighbells. Cloud is one lousy door to door salesman who just may have a change of luck when he knocks on the door of one slightly abnormal brunet. Leon/Cloud smutfic.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Princess and the Dragon by Winnett reviews
Draco enjoyed the chase and would search London high and low for his Princess. HarryxDraco. Cross-dressing, D/s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
THE LIST by OrenjiCloud reviews
A sequel of sorts to OH MY, a series of Oneshots that follow the events of Oh My. Mostly Leon and Cloud centric, but several stories centered around the other inhabitants of the house. RANDOM yaoi smut. Don't like, don't read.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,928 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S. - Complete
Call Me Doctor by CornCob reviews
Leon goes to the dental offices of one Dr. Strife, but it's not just his cavities that get filled! Written for a friend. Pretty much a PWP crackfic. CL
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
The Earth Dies by peachpaige reviews
An eloquent tale of Hades and Persephone. Rated thus for a reason.
Greek Mythology - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,336 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/9/2007 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Complete
Strings Attached by Egoistical reviews
She was going to be a girl for a week. There was no way they were going to sit by and watch from the sidelines.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,617 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Haruhi F.
25 Ways to Annoy a Hawkbrother by kalim007 reviews
Ever wonder how to truly annoy a Hawkbrother? Here are 25 ways! R&R please!
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Complete
Toxic Kiss by Mystik reviews
Halloween. Your worst nightmare can come true. Or your biggest dream.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,059 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2006 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi - Complete
December by Hopeakaarme reviews
My Christmas fic 2005. Aziraphale's not what he appears to be, and neither is Crowley. Both angels and demons are about to notice this. SLASH CrowleyAziraphale RaphaelGabriel MichaelBeelzebub
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,753 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
To Serve and Protect by Yanagi-wa reviews
Joey has been undercover since he graduated highschool at the age of eighteen. Does he get to relax after his last assignment, of course not he winds up protecting Seto Kaiba from a stalker. Violence, abuse, yaoi. JoeySeto
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 227,362 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/7/2005 - Published: 2/16/2005 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
To Catch a Flower by Sailor Panda reviews
After Akito's ultimatum sends Yuki and Kyou far away, Tohru is left in the house and hands of Shigure. Just what are his plans for her anyway?
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,339 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/16/2005 - Published: 1/1/2003 - Shigure S., Tohru H.
The Curse of Freddie Mercury by Sparkling Cyanide reviews
Someone left a copy of "Good Omens" in Crowley's car for more than a fortnight... parody of Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Complete
A Chance Encounter by Lia Bates reviews
A romance between a Herald and a bard (COMPLETED)
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/22/2003 - Complete
When the Time is Right by Laura Saliers reviews
When a stakeout is cancelled, Mulder and Scully have a Saturday evening to kill...plans begin one way, but the end result is much different...
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,740 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2003 - F. Mulder, D. Scully
Zenith's Arising by Sailor Panda reviews
On a moonlit night, a meeting takes place as two souls are drawn together in an unexpected way. [complete]
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/28/2003 - Hatori S., Tohru H. - Complete
The Purple Cat by Shaelesand reviews
In the past there have been many Heralds with different backgrounds but Wynne takes the cake, and everything else that is not nailed down. Once a successful cat burglar she has tried for the respectable life by opening a tavern called the Purple Cat to support her and her niece and nephews. It does not take long before things unravel like a ball of yarn.
Valdemar universe - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,501 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/29/2002 - Published: 3/11/2002 - Complete
Ab Initio by Nevah reviews
Krycek takes a sort of divided look at his first night with Mulder. Mulder/Krycek slash. A follow-up to "It's Been Awhile."
X-Files - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2001
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Some Horrible Twist reviews
Penny is Dead. Dr. Horrible is still working on his PhD in horribleness, but it's not the same. Enter Bad Horse, secretly a shapeshifter, to turn everything around. Horrible/Bad Horse Slash
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Bad Horse, Dr. Horrible/Billy
Halloween reviews
They just wanted thier last Halloween to memorable. They didn't expect to be dropped into the middle of a fantasy world that was just like the books they loved so well. Set in the Herald's world. No mary-sues!
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,937 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2009
The Heir of Ironman reviews
Tony Stark finds someone to carry on his legacy. She's brilliant, but strange, and has enemies of her own. How will he deal with teaching her all he knows and becoming a father? Movie verse
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 7/24/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony
Screwing it up reviews
Why did Bryce get Chuck kicked out of Stanford? And why send him the intersect? What if this went much deeper then Chuck ever thought? And why is Casey always getting in his personal bubble? chuck is trying to find the answers, but only finding more.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Chuck B., Casey/Alex C.
Fangirls in Wonderland reviews
They find themselves in the Dresden World, unprepared for this new role. One is a crazy person with a sword, the other hears helpful voices in her head. Craziness insues. Then there's the prophesy, and some crazy rabid fangirls. Non-Mary Sue!
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,999 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 7/21/2008
Marcone in Love reviews
Marcone is a gangster in Chicago, and he always gets what he wants. Now he wants the mysterious woman who has saved the little girl he has tried so hard to heal, but will he be able to pull it off?
Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008
DEX Files reviews
A new case has sprung up, and someone is out to kill Dresden, agian. The almost blatant signs that it is a vampire attack bring out an investigator of the occult, Fox Mulder and his ever sceptical partner, Dana Scully. Dresden X-files Crossover
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
Mutt Jones and the 10 Face Characters reviews
Chasing after his father on another crazy adventure, he finally discovers who he is. He is a Jones, bland professor by day, and daredevil by night, but first he must save his father, agian. Warning: Spoilers for newest movie! MuttxOC
Indiana Jones - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,822 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008
Flan and Cherries
Seto runs into Joey in a cafe. He decides to pursue the blond. But there are a few things in his way. A devoted boy friend, and obsessed best friend, and Joey's hate for him. SxJ
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/3/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
CIA reviews
a cat burgler has broken in to Kaiba Corp and stolen something dangerous. Only Joey has the knowledge to find the object and catch the thief. Eventual SxJ, rated for sex in later chapters
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/3/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
Gift Wrapped reviews
Mokuba gets his brother an unusual christmas present. Joey, tied up in pink ribbon. PWP, shameless smut and all that...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
A Simple Dare reviews
It started out as a Dare. Joey never wanted it to end up like this, but who knew that Kaiba would say yes? JxS Warning-Lemon,Lime, boy on boy love, don't like don't read!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,067 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - S. Kaiba, K. Jounouchi
Zexy is Sexy reviews
Tifa decides that Demyx and Zexion need to realize that they are meant to be, so she gives Demyx a little present. yaoi, rated M for a reason
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Demyx, Zexion - Complete
Strange Dreams reviews
Cloud crawls into his bed one night, and he think's it's all a dream. And wait is Cloud wearing a dress? yaoi CloudxLeon don't like don't read, i warned you!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2008 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Musing of A Masked Driver reviews
Based on the TV show. What goes through X's mind as he watches his brother race? What is he really thinking when his brother wins the race at his Sacrifice? Short but awesome!
Speed Racer - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Are you sure this isn't a dream? reviews
She wasn't sure what she wanted, but she got that funny feeling everytime he came into view. SandryxBriar warning:Lemon in 2nd Chapter
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Circle of Magic - Complete
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