Author has written 16 stories for Song of the Lioness, Indiana Jones, Speed Racer, Kingdom Hearts, Dresden Files, Ironman, Yu-Gi-Oh, Chuck, Valdemar universe, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
When life gives you lemons, squirt the juices into the eyes of your enemies!!
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and drive people crazy trying to figure out how you did it.
When life gives you lemons, throw them at rabid fangirls to escape.
I'm a guy. That's right, a guy, and i'm straight. All of the yaoi i have written is for my very best friend, whom i call Sarcasm, and she's awesome, this is a present for you! And these are her favorite pairings
Leon/Cloud-i actually like this one,which scares me
Sora/riku-this one would be cute
Kyo/yuki-they ARE cousins
Twins (host club)-the incest, it burns
twins (harry potter)-ack
rae/eclipse-i can see this one so much
And now it's awesome Favorite Quote Time!!
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. A. Whitney Brown
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein
In God we trust; all others must pay cash.
"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on."
Short funny quotes by, Dean Martin
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Short funny quotes by, Albert Einstein
"I can resist everything except temptation."
Short funny quotes, Oscar Wilde.
"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
Short and funny quote by, Steven Wright.
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
Short and funny quote by, Anonymous.
"Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?"
Short and funny quote by, Will Rogers.
"Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy -- in a jar on my desk."
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown
"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff."
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Is the fear of flying groundless?
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger, Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die"- Mel Brooks
"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"
"All who wander are not lost." -JRR Tolkien
The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. -- General George Patton
Only those who attempt the absurd can achieve the impossible.
Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
“Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.”
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. (Humphrey Bogart)
"Well, you know how everyone has a conscience, and you know how everyone also has an inner child? So what you do is, you imagine a gun and point it at the inner child's head, and then you say to your conscience, 'Shut up, bitch, or the kid gets it!" - Maya
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
For him that stealeth, or borroweth and returneth not, this book from its owner, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with palsy, and all his members blasted. Let him languish in pain, crying aloud for mercy, and let there be no surcease to this agony till he sing in dissolution. Let bookworms gnaw his entrails...and when at last he goeth to his final punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him forever.
Anonymous "curse" on book thieves from the monastery of San Pedro, Barcelona, Spain
Their gaze met for a few seconds. The exchange was as warm and friendly as a pair of automated range finders getting a mutual target lock.
Dan Abnett (2000). First & Only, Games Workshop
In the beginning the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move. - (The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe)
I would also like to give credit to my other friend, whom i post things for to let everyone know what an amazing author she is and how crazy funny she is.
Angst- This one was deleted all because some loser decided that she didn't like it!!
Fangirls in Wonderland
Fangirls of Darkness
Marcone in Love
The Great Angst Off
A Hacker's Dream
A New Brother
Three to Two
They are all by the awesome person known as Reason
I also wanted to point out that she and i are the people that the two main characters in fangirls in wonderland are based off of. i was made into a girl :( so that it would be fangirls in wonderland, not fanpeople in wonderland.
We're also thinking of starting a web comic, but can't decide what to name it. Right now it's the anime thingy mawhatsit. Our characters are way cool. Mine is a Holy Knight named Tory LaFist(and my character is a guy), A necromancer named John Doe, A Zebra Person named Floppy(who looks scary good in a Tux), a vampire named Daren Peters, and Liz Ele who is a telepath, and a telekinetic, she can move shit with her mind. It also involves a Holy Spatula and some sex crazed ghosts, and lots of craziness
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