Author has written 15 stories for D N Angel, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Brokeback Mountain, and Lord of the Rings.
YES I FOUND IT! soz for life if your now freaked out. OMG i am not a chav. just thought id clear that.
anyways if you've read DarkAngelKyo101's profile and you want to read more of our amazingly random and high on life induced conversations then read D.N.Angel talk.
OMG im so sorry i haven't introduced myself yet, I'm Krad, yup the krad from her (points to DarkAngelKyo101's profile, don't ask me how) story's like the imaginary umbrella.
oh right stuff about me
D.N.Angel, Fruits Baskets, Loveless, Bleach, Naruto, Host club (cant be bothered to write the whole thing, but i just wrote that, yup I've got warped logic) and many more
D.N.Angel, Fruits Baskets, Bleach, Naruto, Host club and Gravitation
10 Things I Hate
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I indicate when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??
5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.
8. When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!
10. when people say "how would you feel in their shoes?" well first of all i would be asking myself why the hell i would be wearing someone elses shoes.
wise words of wisdom
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
All i can say to the above is...um what's the word...? Oh yeah, DUH!
Not going to bore you with height and stuff but i will tell you one thing MY HAIR CHANGED COLOUR i mean seriously what the hell does it think its doing i was fine being blond jeeze.
now where was i? i've got a really short atention span oh look cheese OMG there really is cheese whats it doing outside my window?
If you wanna know I'm completely mad oh yeah like they didnt know that already gyaaaah how the hell did you get downstairs? (glares at teaspoon) oh by the way i have a really annoying teaspoon that wont leave me alone and it talks AND ITS WEARING A HULA SKIRT NOW. how did it put a hula skirt on in the first place?
just one more thing I KNOW WHO DARK LIKES but i've been sworn to seacrecy so keep it quiet.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i didnt write fushigi yugi in my favorits oh well i wrote and many more so you probably got the idea that stuff is in the stuff wow i'm discriptive.
yes i'm not medicaly knowledged yet but i will be soon and then i can TAKE OVER THE WORLD. now that was not supposed to be said out loud.
Spicy marmalade- that is a great song well so is everything in gravatation- i wonder what coconute spaggeti would taste like? hmm gotta try that
what ever it is its all the teaspoons fault and its now smiling at me in a spoony kind of way, i am so glad its not a tablespoon otherwhys it would be quite intimidating. even though its smaller than me ok that didnt make sense well anyway now you know less about me than you did before so ha. once again that didnt work dammit.
am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
"Be UniQue- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD BE THE SAME, 11 MILLION PEOPLE DIED!!"
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. (well, i know my friends are alright.)
if at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn, Wild Shadows, Darkangelkyo101, whitefeatherchangestime
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,shuriken-thrower,Cool Anime Girl, DarkangelKyo101, whitefeatherchangestime
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.
If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, dragongirl92, Shadow Angel 101, o0Dreamer0o, Chocolat-Chan, whitefeatherchangestime
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile
If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
i'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (some of the time)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
i'm hyper so i MUST be on drugs (my ones not very good i know)
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Did anyone else ever notice that talented artists are always more than slightly insane?)
oh yah, i draw, and i"m good and proud of it!!
this is some random convos that arn't on D.N.Angel talk
Keavy: (looking at a seal) are seals related to ducks?
Me: what the hell?
Me: (not knowing Keavy's asleep) bye Keav
Keavy: what a stupid question
Me: (gives her a weird look) huh?
Oli: i wish i could call you normal but
Amy: i'm not that strange
Oli: your taking pictures of seats
Amy: yeah well
Oli: your just looking for an excuse to take pictures
Amy: LOOK A WOMAN WITH A BAG
Oli: ohhh youve got to take a picture of that. God. oh look strange people take a picture of them
Oli: cab, cab, cab, cab, cab
Oli: where, your just making up cabs now
Becky: actualy there was one to back him up bless him
Oli: bless him?
Oli: cab, cab oh look furry car, FURRY CAR
Oli: there there
Me: THERE LOOK ITS GOT GRASS ON IT
Oli: take a picture quick
Elliot: you took pictures of me when i was asleep?
Me: well it was cute you sleeping on Oli's shoulder
Elliot: why didnt you stop them?
Oli: well i did wait for about a hour before i told them
Elliot: i was only asleep for about half an hour
Oli: well it felt like an hour with you on my shoulder anyway they took pictures of me when i was asleep
Amy: that was funny
Me: yes there was a lot of laughter at that point
Oli: i wouldnt know i was out of it
Me: well duh
Amy: otherwhys we wouldnt have taken pictures of you
Keavy: when you have brain freeze does that mean that the ice cream lands on your brain and freezes it?
Dad: what the hell are you like
me: (colapses on the table laughing manickaly)
Dad: and whats up with you?
me: the coke and ice cream has just got to me
Keavy: (stands up and farts) im getting more ice cream
Me: (bursts out laughing again) she just farted in that womens ear
Dad: she didnt just do what i think you said did she?
Me: (nods because i'm laughing to much)
me: your vibrating
Zac: i know
Keavy: what like this?
me: what the hell are you doing?
Dad: she looks like shes gonna explode
Zac: if i did that wind would just come out
me: if that happened youd rocket into the ceiling
dad: and we'd leave him there (picks up drinks menu)
Zac: (bounces up and tries to read it)
Dad: (looks at him)
Zac: (sits down)
Dad: (goes back to drinks menu)
Zac: (bounces up and tries to read it)
Dad: its like having a bloody jack in the box
me: (falls off chair)
dad: what the hell?
me: (laughs) the sugar, THE SUGAR
dad: oh god
Keavy:(watches a waiter)
me: (doesnt say this clearly because i'm laughing to much) OMG did she just ogle a guy?
me and mum: (listening to pengelum in the car)
mum: (spots some old people) lets give them a taste of new music (turns up the music and winds the window down)
me: i think you just gave them a heart attack
me and mum: (look at each other then burst out laughing)
me: (carrying chairs into the garage and spotting mum) stand back i have chairs
mum: (squeals then laughs)
random kid: wouldnt it be amazing if you got struck by lightning and said 'ha i'm God'
random kid no 2: you would be more likely to say 'i'm dead'
me: (Gives them a freaked out look)
random guy: pick that one
sam: what one you didnt point to anything
random girl: pick the gold one
sam: thier all gold
random guy: pick the right one
sam: thats what i'm trying to do but you lot arnt helping come up with a good suggestion
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Zac's trying to lick me
Keavy: no he's just trying to get the poofull
Me: rich can you catch?
Rich: Hannah smells and why do you need to know that?
Me: cus i'm gonna throw a poofull at you
Rich: what the hell is a poofull?
Keavy: this (points to the ball of cotten in my hand) and Zacs trying to steal it
Rich: i need a coffee, HANNAH (pockets the poofull)
Hannah: get it yourself you said i smelled
Rich: okay fuzzy
me: you have hot fuzz glasses
Rich and Hannah: (put on the glasses)
Rich: here comes the fuzz
Hannah: oh thats why you called me fuzzy
Rich: yup now lets go visit the andys (walks up to my dad)
Me: (busts out laughing)
Dad: and what can i do for you?
Hannah: your a detective detect
Me: why are you having cerial for lunch?
Rich: cus i had a hamburger for breakfast
Rich: i got a bit mixed up
Rich: are you lot coming over tommorow?
Rich: well there may be a problem with that
Rich: well there's a panda living in the bathroom
Rich: well it climed up the wild geraniums and in through the window
dad: Rich the bathroom doesnt have a window
Miss: Read your's out
Tom1: i dont wanna
Miss: okay i'll read it out for you. petruchio walks up to kate "hey babe, wanna come home with me?" "no way mate" "why not babe?" "Thats not my name, they call me stacy" (bursts out laughing)
Tom2: see its bad
Miss: Okay we'll excuse Tom from performing today
Tom1: i didnt write that why are you picking on me?
sam: you're all called Tom
Nan: let's go to Hamleys
me: but i dont have any money
Aunty Lynn: welcome to the real world, lifes a bitch and then you die
Dave: who's the oldest mother?
Aunty lynn: i am but you wouldnt think of it to look at me because of my youthful complexion
mum: no everyones just to afraid to tell you otherwhys
Aunty Lynn: you can see we have a love/hate relationship
mum: yeah, she loves me, i hate her.
Me: My mum might let me go to Kendo
Keavy: you'll need jabs for that
Me, Dad and Suzy: (look at her before bursting out laughing)
Dad: she'll need a passport to
Keavy: dosen't she have one?
Me: (still laughing) do you know what Kendo is?
Keavy: yeah its in Africa isnt it? or maybe China?
Me: it's a sport
me, Dad, and Suzy: (all burst out laughing again)
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.