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Author has written 15 stories for D N Angel, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Brokeback Mountain, and Lord of the Rings.

YES I FOUND IT! soz for life if your now freaked out. OMG i am not a chav. just thought id clear that.

anyways if you've read DarkAngelKyo101's profile and you want to read more of our amazingly random and high on life induced conversations then read D.N.Angel talk.

OMG im so sorry i haven't introduced myself yet, I'm Krad, yup the krad from her (points to DarkAngelKyo101's profile, don't ask me how) story's like the imaginary umbrella.

oh right stuff about me

Favorite Mangas

D.N.Angel, Fruits Baskets, Loveless, Bleach, Naruto, Host club (cant be bothered to write the whole thing, but i just wrote that, yup I've got warped logic) and many more

Favorite Anime's

D.N.Angel, Fruits Baskets, Bleach, Naruto, Host club and Gravitation

10 Things I Hate

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I indicate when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their butt to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too!" Hello! What good is cake if you can't eat it? Who doesn't want to have their cake and eat it? What else am I going to do with my cake?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who are they? Where are they? And Why??

5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that??" No, I paid £12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. Then I miss the next scene for answering the doofus' question!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?

7. When something is 'New and Improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new.

8. When people say "Life is short". What?? Life is the longest thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? Yeah the bus came but I decided to wait for you!

10. when people say "how would you feel in their shoes?" well first of all i would be asking myself why the hell i would be wearing someone elses shoes.

wise words of wisdom

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't
looking good either.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to
myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a
suitable application of high explosives.
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be
changed regularly and for the same reason.
I considered atheism but there weren't enough holidays.
My inferiority complex is not as good as yours.
I am having an out of money experience.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Not afraid of heights-afraid of widths.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Success always occurs in private and failure in full view.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!

All i can say to the above is...um what's the word...? Oh yeah, DUH!

Not going to bore you with height and stuff but i will tell you one thing MY HAIR CHANGED COLOUR i mean seriously what the hell does it think its doing i was fine being blond jeeze.

now where was i? i've got a really short atention span oh look cheese OMG there really is cheese whats it doing outside my window?

If you wanna know I'm completely mad oh yeah like they didnt know that already gyaaaah how the hell did you get downstairs? (glares at teaspoon) oh by the way i have a really annoying teaspoon that wont leave me alone and it talks AND ITS WEARING A HULA SKIRT NOW. how did it put a hula skirt on in the first place?

just one more thing I KNOW WHO DARK LIKES but i've been sworn to seacrecy so keep it quiet.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i didnt write fushigi yugi in my favorits oh well i wrote and many more so you probably got the idea that stuff is in the stuff wow i'm discriptive.

yes i'm not medicaly knowledged yet but i will be soon and then i can TAKE OVER THE WORLD. now that was not supposed to be said out loud.

Spicy marmalade- that is a great song well so is everything in gravatation- i wonder what coconute spaggeti would taste like? hmm gotta try that

what ever it is its all the teaspoons fault and its now smiling at me in a spoony kind of way, i am so glad its not a tablespoon otherwhys it would be quite intimidating. even though its smaller than me ok that didnt make sense well anyway now you know less about me than you did before so ha. once again that didnt work dammit.

am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

I’m the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.


The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you. (well, i know my friends are alright.)

if at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen,Laby Anne Boleyn, Wild Shadows, Darkangelkyo101, whitefeatherchangestime

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan,shuriken-thrower,Cool Anime Girl, DarkangelKyo101, whitefeatherchangestime

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're one of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, dragongirl92, Shadow Angel 101, o0Dreamer0o, Chocolat-Chan, whitefeatherchangestime

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you have ever thought that your shadow was going to eat you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to stick your head out of the car window and collided with the glass, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been strutting around, acting like you were all that, and tripped ungracefully, copy and paste this into your profile.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are and add a stereotype to the list.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throught

i'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. i am but stilll

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (Yeah, 'bout that one... I don't really see myself as pretty, but I guess I don't have an ugly face, so... Dunno. I'm a virgin, though! (x Not that you needed to know that...-.-)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (just so you know i will be)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (M-B: I guess that was a guy talking... I do have girls that are friends, though! .)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.(M-B: Shouldn't that be under 'Personal buiness'?)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. yah iam almost ever thing...
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I SWEAR I AM NOCTURAL
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (M-B: ...MwahahAHAHAHAhahHAHAmwAhHAHA...!!...xD...)
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (i like tea ^^)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. Sorta

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (some of the time)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI and YURI, so I MUST be GAY. (only Yaoi really)

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm not a christian so i MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist. (M-B. What? Fire's cool...)
My parents/parent was or are into drinking and doing drugs,
I so I must drink and do drugs too.
I'm not a poser or a goth or a skater or emo or a jock, so I must be a prep.
My favorite color is pink so must be a prep who worships BARBI.
I'm SMART so I MUST not have friends
I'm FINISH, so I MUST be an antisocial jerk.

i'm hyper so i MUST be on drugs (my ones not very good i know)

║║║║╔╗║╔╗║║║╠╗╔╣╔╗║║║Put this on your
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If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (Did anyone else ever notice that talented artists are always more than slightly insane?)

oh yah, i draw, and i"m good and proud of it!!

this is some random convos that arn't on D.N.Angel talk


Keavy: (looking at a seal) are seals related to ducks?

Me: what the hell?


Me: (not knowing Keavy's asleep) bye Keav

Keavy: what a stupid question

Me: (gives her a weird look) huh?

Keavy: (snores)


Oli: i wish i could call you normal but

Amy: i'm not that strange

Oli: your taking pictures of seats

Amy: yeah well

Oli: your just looking for an excuse to take pictures


Oli: ohhh youve got to take a picture of that. God. oh look strange people take a picture of them


Oli: cab, cab, cab, cab, cab

Elliot: CAB

Oli: where, your just making up cabs now

Becky: actualy there was one to back him up bless him

Oli: bless him?


Oli: cab, cab oh look furry car, FURRY CAR

Amy: where

Oli: there there


Oli: take a picture quick


Elliot: you took pictures of me when i was asleep?

Me: well it was cute you sleeping on Oli's shoulder

Elliot: why didnt you stop them?

Oli: well i did wait for about a hour before i told them

Elliot: i was only asleep for about half an hour

Amy: really?

Oli: well it felt like an hour with you on my shoulder anyway they took pictures of me when i was asleep

Amy: that was funny

Me: yes there was a lot of laughter at that point

Oli: i wouldnt know i was out of it

Me: well duh

Amy: otherwhys we wouldnt have taken pictures of you


Keavy: when you have brain freeze does that mean that the ice cream lands on your brain and freezes it?

Dad: what the hell are you like

me: (colapses on the table laughing manickaly)

Dad: and whats up with you?

me: the coke and ice cream has just got to me

Keavy: (stands up and farts) im getting more ice cream

Me: (bursts out laughing again) she just farted in that womens ear

Dad: she didnt just do what i think you said did she?

Me: (nods because i'm laughing to much)


me: your vibrating

Zac: i know

Keavy: what like this?

me: what the hell are you doing?

Dad: she looks like shes gonna explode

Zac: if i did that wind would just come out

me: if that happened youd rocket into the ceiling

dad: and we'd leave him there (picks up drinks menu)

Zac: (bounces up and tries to read it)

Dad: (looks at him)

Zac: (sits down)

Dad: (goes back to drinks menu)

Zac: (bounces up and tries to read it)

Dad: its like having a bloody jack in the box

me: (falls off chair)

dad: what the hell?

me: (laughs) the sugar, THE SUGAR

dad: oh god


Keavy:(watches a waiter)

me: (doesnt say this clearly because i'm laughing to much) OMG did she just ogle a guy?


me and mum: (listening to pengelum in the car)

mum: (spots some old people) lets give them a taste of new music (turns up the music and winds the window down)

me: i think you just gave them a heart attack

me and mum: (look at each other then burst out laughing)


me: (carrying chairs into the garage and spotting mum) stand back i have chairs

mum: (squeals then laughs)


random kid: wouldnt it be amazing if you got struck by lightning and said 'ha i'm God'

random kid no 2: you would be more likely to say 'i'm dead'

me: (Gives them a freaked out look)


random guy: pick that one

sam: what one you didnt point to anything

random girl: pick the gold one

sam: thier all gold

random guy: pick the right one

sam: thats what i'm trying to do but you lot arnt helping come up with a good suggestion


Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh Zac's trying to lick me

Keavy: no he's just trying to get the poofull

Me: rich can you catch?

Rich: Hannah smells and why do you need to know that?

Me: cus i'm gonna throw a poofull at you

Rich: what the hell is a poofull?

Keavy: this (points to the ball of cotten in my hand) and Zacs trying to steal it

Me: catch

Rich: i need a coffee, HANNAH (pockets the poofull)

Hannah: get it yourself you said i smelled

Rich: okay fuzzy

Hannah: what?


me: you have hot fuzz glasses

Rich and Hannah: (put on the glasses)

Rich: here comes the fuzz

Hannah: oh thats why you called me fuzzy

Rich: yup now lets go visit the andys (walks up to my dad)

Me: (busts out laughing)

Dad: and what can i do for you?

Hannah: your a detective detect

Dad: WTF?


Me: why are you having cerial for lunch?

Rich: cus i had a hamburger for breakfast

Me: why?

Rich: i got a bit mixed up

Me: riiiiiiight


Rich: are you lot coming over tommorow?

me: yeah

Rich: well there may be a problem with that

dad: why?

Rich: well there's a panda living in the bathroom

me: what?

Rich: well it climed up the wild geraniums and in through the window

dad: Rich the bathroom doesnt have a window


Miss: Read your's out

Tom1: i dont wanna

Miss: okay i'll read it out for you. petruchio walks up to kate "hey babe, wanna come home with me?" "no way mate" "why not babe?" "Thats not my name, they call me stacy" (bursts out laughing)

Tom2: see its bad

Miss: Okay we'll excuse Tom from performing today

Tom1: i didnt write that why are you picking on me?

sam: you're all called Tom


Nan: let's go to Hamleys

me: but i dont have any money

Aunty Lynn: welcome to the real world, lifes a bitch and then you die


Dave: who's the oldest mother?

Aunty lynn: i am but you wouldnt think of it to look at me because of my youthful complexion

mum: no everyones just to afraid to tell you otherwhys

Aunty Lynn: you can see we have a love/hate relationship

mum: yeah, she loves me, i hate her.


Me: My mum might let me go to Kendo

Keavy: you'll need jabs for that

Me, Dad and Suzy: (look at her before bursting out laughing)

Keavy: what?

Dad: she'll need a passport to

Keavy: dosen't she have one?

Me: (still laughing) do you know what Kendo is?

Keavy: yeah its in Africa isnt it? or maybe China?

Me: it's a sport

me, Dad, and Suzy: (all burst out laughing again)

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How to Save a Life by saxon-jesus reviews
At age 21, Lavi finally convinces Bookman to let him study at Harvard. Though weighed down with a heavy courseload, he is secure in his resolve to be a Bookman, but his new roommate, an obviously traumatized Kanda Yuu, begins to change that. Kanda/Lavi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 185,984 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi - Complete
Who Are You, Really? by Loki's Derp Face reviews
During a war, Thor meets Loki, a slave boy who has been severely injured. After having his wounds treated in Asgard, Thor realizes he doesn't want to take Loki back and hides him in his room. Time passes and it's clear there's more to Loki than meets the eye.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 82,402 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 10/24/2011 - [Thor, Loki]
Losing My Shadow In The Sunset by toliveagain55 reviews
Aragorn meets Legolas. And falls in love. Warning: Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,817 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
Blah, Blah, Blah by Kavbj reviews
LaviYuu Drabbles. Warnings: Language. Lavi huffs out a breath. He's being berated by a kid. A kid. Allen of all damn people is giving him relationship advice when the boy still blushes and stutters whenever Lenalee steps too close.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 28,783 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
Mirror Image by DarkMousy-KradHikari reviews
Krad has his hands full with a new transfer student, Dark Mousy. They're mirror images of each other. If that doesn't complicate things, Dark kisses him. KradxDark, DaisukexSatoshi
D N Angel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,332 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/5/2013 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Dark M., Krad
Curiosity Caught the Elf by TheBraveButShrinkingViolet reviews
A young Legolas Thrandulion encounters Aragorn in the forests of Mirkwood and can't contain his wonder at the dark scruff which covers the ranger's jaw... warning: contains A/L slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,528 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
A different vacation by chibi-starz reviews
Taiwan and Hong Kong decided to organise a surprise vacation at the beach with all the family. Yao was more than happy to spend vacations with his family, but the vacations doesn't turn as he expected to be when he has to invite someone...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,643 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Russia, China
Dear Me by Mediocre Detective reviews
Seemingly on a whim, Moriarty takes away the one thing that matters most to John. Sherlock. And the games begin. Moriarty/Sherlock Slash with a dash of JohnLock. Rated M for Smut, Angst, Blood, and language.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
For The Passion of Thy Love by fuyu jin reviews
When Aragorn was sent to Mirkwood by his father, he met Prince Legolas, and his world was thrown upside down, especially when he fell in love with the Prince. My first attempt of A/L fic. WARNING: Slash, obviously, as well as mpreg in later chapters.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,910 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Tiger and the Dragon by George deValier reviews
Human AU. Awkward, average chef Yao Wang is sick of being thought of as boring and predictable. When he meets the enigmatic and slightly unnerving Ivan Braginski, Yao is immediately captivated. As he falls deeper it becomes apparent just how dangerous Ivan really is… but Ivan is just as smitten, and Yao may be too in love to care about the consequences…
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,967 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 528 - Follows: 595 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Russia, China
He Dreams of Red, Blue, and Gold by thanatopis reviews
Without any memories of the past, Loki tries to figure out what his mind is so desperate to keep secret. Meanwhile, Thor, back in Asgard, searches for his brother after he is successful in destroying Jotunheim. AU
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 11/11/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Thor, Loki
Bang! by youremyqueen reviews
Light/L, in bed with a loaded gun.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,760 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Light Y., L - Complete
Understanding Me, Loving Yuu by Kavbj reviews
Lavi has yet to fully understand the way he feels about Yuu, although he knows he loves the Japanese exorcist. When Yuu falls gravely ill, however, Lavi knows he'll have to be there for his best friend more than ever. LaviYuu. Language.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,360 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Kanda Yuu, Lavi
He's the Gal! by ShadowYin-Yang reviews
It was just suppose to be one day: Cloud crossdresses as his sister so Tifa and Aerith can get their dorm. But Cloud had a run-in with Squall "Leon" Leonhart and then defeated him in a swords match. Now Leon's looking for that "girl" that defeated him...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,992 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Leon/Squall L., Cloud S.
A Required Patience by toggledog reviews
Following the events of The Avengers, Loki is placed into Thor's care. *COMPLETE*
Thor - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,203 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Loki, Thor
Wings and Things by HosekiDragon reviews
A collection of Destiel shots based around Castiel's wings. And what he and Dean do with them.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,370 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Castiel, Dean W.
Yours Always by rubydesires reviews
Thor has left Asgard for reasons unknown. Loki finds out his brother needs him and travels to Earth. Where he meets Aaron. Yes, this is Thor/Loki.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Loki, Thor
Angel Training by Zafona reviews
In a world where angels are common and the most privileged or skilled people are able to own one; the world's angelic hierarchy is about to change when Dean Winchester receives a wild and recently caught angel. Part 1 in the trilogy.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 95,700 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 10/13/2011 - [Dean W., Castiel] [Sam W., Gabriel] - Complete
Peony Prize by Clockeater reviews
When Ivan goes to see a collector with Alfred, the last thing he expects to find is a boy as the jewel in Arthur's collection. AU, human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,534 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Russia, China - Complete
Cold As Ice by Elpin reviews
Odin and Thor return to Jotunheim to search for Loki. Slash Thor/Loki Complete maybe more if there's a general outcry ;
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,541 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Possession by tailor31415 reviews
A brother is like another half of your soul. To Thor, that meant Loki was to be his everything, and he was to be everything to Loki.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
How To Be Human by TooManyWhatIfs reviews
Castiel has fallen from Heaven with no memory of how it happened. Now he must learn to adjust to life as a human and who better to teach him than Dean Winchester. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,020 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Dean W., Castiel
Every Freaking Year by Ventorum reviews
Dean & Cas are on their first roadtrip together, and while Dean thinks the whole festive season SUCKS, he really doesn't want Cas to feel that way.Maybe the holidays aren't so bad if monsters aren't trying to eat your spleen, and your love is by your side
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,248 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Broken Toy by gwenweybourne reviews
Jim Moriarty likes to play with his toys before he breaks them. Sherlock/Moriarty and some Johnlock. SLASH. Rated M for Moriarty: general insanity, manipulation, violence. Post-Hound, pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,536 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H. - Complete
The Weight of a Secret by bellacatbee reviews
Thor takes part in an annual tournament and wants Loki to cheer for him. As a member of the royal family Loki is forbidden to show favoritism, even when it concerns his brother, something which Thor doesn't seem to understand. Thor/Loki
Thor - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
I Have a Plan! by royalsprinkles reviews
Alfred wants Arthur, but, Artie-kins is still sore about the Revolution, and tries to ignore Alfred at all costs. It'll be rated M eventually :U IfailatsummariesOTL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,287 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 4/19/2011 - America, England/Britain
When he came back by HelloTrickster reviews
Dean is really depressed after Castiel "dies". But things are about to change when someone he didn't expect to see turns up at his motel. Rated M for later chapters. Spoilers for Season 7.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,289 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
White Noise by Endles reviews
There are the things you're meant to see, and the things you're not supposed to see. Admittedly, Dean Winchester didn't give a damn. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,947 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Stray by pretense reviews
GrimmUlqui ONESHOTS. Eleventh Stray: Resurrection The last war was still too vivid in his mind for Hueco Mundo to start a new one.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,593 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
The Thousandth Man by transemacabre reviews
AU. Loki was never adopted by Odin; instead he and Thor were betrothed at birth, with their marriage intended to bring about peace between Asgard and Jotunheim. The unwilling pair finally meet each other, but their bickering leads to Odin banishing them.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,899 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Can't Get Closer Than This by Master Jesse reviews
.:Complete with Bonus Chapter:. What happens in the cemetary doesn't stay in the cemetary... Destiel High School AU Changed the rating: Mostly for language.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,236 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Too Much by storyofeden reviews
Castiel is a lonely college student with plenty of problems. Professor Dean Winchester always takes an interest in his students, but Castiel is...different.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,587 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wake Up Call by Misato reviews
Angels don't sleep, but sometimes Castiel pretends anyway. Fluffy smut, Dean/Castiel.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Wings by loki-dokey reviews
Sam discovers what it means for an angel to reveal its wings to a human, and remembers Castiel showed Dean his. Whilst Sam finds it hilarious, Dean demands to know the truth. Destiel.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Delicate Feathers by the corrupted quiet one reviews
In a moment of intimacy, Dean wants to see Castiel's wings again. Wing kink, Destiel. R&R
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,402 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Silent Lucidity by Ventorum reviews
On the way back from a bar one night, Cas saves Dean from attack. But how much is Dean willing to give in order to rescue Cas, who has given everything for him? Dean may have to deal with just how "profound" their bond has become. Demons, angels, sword fights, sacrifice, love, family, shrieking eels. Okay... no shrieking eels.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,245 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Dilemma of the Prince by WhiteGloves reviews
Legolas witnessed a murder and his distrust for men increased. He vowed never to trust anyone, especially not the hands of the murderer called 'Strider'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 71,073 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Magic of the Panda by Charlie Hues reviews
Yao finds himself face-to-face with the stuffed panda he's spent thirteen years of his life with; the panda standing silently as witness to everything that happened to him. Disbelieving and confused, he indulges to... Falling in love? R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 112,830 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 6/3/2010 - China, Russia
See My Vest by Ventorum reviews
The touching had to start somewhere... Cas, a blizzard and an ugly, knitted, sweater vest. How can Dean keep away?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Shaking Up Winchester World by Ventorum reviews
Dean likes to call Cas 'a baby in a trenchcoat', but sometimes... Cas is a genius. A glimpse at why Dean likes to keep a nerdy little dude with wings around.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Love Letters to Thee by Asahiyama Hime-Chan reviews
For you, discovering the fact that your pen pal buddy is someone you know, is tough, and discovering the fact that you may even be in love with that person is even tougher. But knowing that you're soon going to live in a world without them is the toughest
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,944 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Dark M., Krad
Under the Umbrella With You by Midori12 reviews
America is constantly being reminded of his gaining independence from England and leaving his side. At first he was happy. But after all this time, was that what he truly wanted? And what about England? - USUK, America x England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - [America, England/Britain] - Complete
Signs of Affection by katamari-jedi reviews
In which Japan and Greece decide to play a guessing game. Things get interesting with bouts of Greek bluntness and Japan eventually saves the day with a secret ninja-move.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Japan, Greece] - Complete
When I Only Wanted to Save the World by fakiagirl reviews
USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Possession by Pastaaaaaaa reviews
One Shot / Forceful kisses. Possessive Germany. / Germancest
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
Brothers Under The Sun by Audinale55 reviews
Four old men, veterans from WWII, go to Washington D.C. looking for the final member of their old troop. Little do they know they've stumbled upon the most well-kept secret in the modern world. OCs, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,900 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Baffled King and The Idiot Hero by Ellarose C reviews
modern AU. Detailing how two anons went from moderator and troll to internet frenemies to best friends, and then some - chatspeak included. Hallelujah.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,419 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 3/16/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Buzz by gypsywriter135 reviews
Ludwig comes home to find his brother engaged in an interesting past-time...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,316 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
It All Started With Dr Who by heliotrophy reviews
Arthur and Alfred bond over watching Dr. Who. Warnings: Eventual UK/US, swearing, some sexual content.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,843 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - England/Britain, America
Chinese Silk by raiseitdonger reviews
Yao and his brothers decide to go to a European school as a change. But after losing a bet to Yong Soo, Yao must go the whole year dressed as a girl. However, a certain Russia delinquent seems to like him. RoChu, rating may change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,188 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/11/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - China, Russia
Mock World Conference by LavenderTown reviews
AU: Alfred F. Jones is pumped to be representing the US in the first Global Youth international mock world conference, but something suspicious is underfoot, and if that wasn't enough, a certain British delegate is becoming awfully distracting...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,297 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
America the Hero by heliotrophy reviews
Warning this story takes place during 9/11 and might be a trigger for some. England watches the news in horror as the world trade centers collapse. Unable to reach America, England already knows he must be at ground zero, being a hero.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 6/8/2011 - Published: 5/6/2011 - England/Britain, America
You'll Never Guess by duckie lover 151 reviews
There are a million different noted things that have torn friends apart, but this is one of the hardest to deal with. Pony/Johnny slash! Constructive criticism is welcome, flamers are not. R&R! This is slash, but it is not graphic enough to be put in M.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,489 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C. - Complete
You've Only Got One Chance by blackcurrant92 reviews
UKUS AU. Alfred travels to England for a job. On his way to the mansion he sees an injured man. As Alfred can't seem to forget the man, he sets off to meet him the following day. He didn't expect the man to be a pirate captain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/26/2011 - America, England/Britain
Fetish by Vani Jane reviews
AU Gakuen Verse. Arthur Kirkland is a sociology teacher discussing fetishes to his class and Alfred F. Jones had managed to sneak into his class again .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Game of Thrones by White Mizerable reviews
Arthur is a prince of the Kingdom of the North, fifth in line for the throne. His brother, the new King, marries him off to a warlord of the plains for political gain. These are his stories of life, love, and intrigue far from home. Rating may go up.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,382 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 114 - Published: 5/24/2011 - America, England/Britain
To Swing on a Star by berseker25 reviews
It's their wedding anniversary, and England has a meaningful surprise for America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,893 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Tha gaol agam ort by RedWolf95 reviews
ScotUk needs more love! Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2011 - Scotland, England/Britain - Complete
Master and Servant by WhiteGloves reviews
Heading towards Bree,Strider witnessed a slave trade in which he saved a beautiful Elf from his doomed fate.The Elf swore him his allegiance in turn.Now Strider needs to decide, will he take the offer or neglect it? Will he deny his feelings? SLASH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,036 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Ulquiorra and the Seven Espada by la fleur d'or reviews
Bleach Espada version of the Disney movie; Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Pairings include; GrimmUlqi, Aizen/Gin, etc.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,634 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Hey Baby, I Think I Wanna Marry You by playedmelikeadamnfiddle reviews
Canon. Lavi/Kanda. It was a perfectly normal night at a perfectly normal location when a perfectly normal Lavi said perfectly normal words. "I think I wanna marry you."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 56 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu - Complete
A Night to Remember by LauratheLittle reviews
Aragorn awakens the morning after his coronation; the only problem is that he can't remember who is in his bed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Case of the Stolen Statue by jesusofsuburbia2o2o reviews
But until then, you remain my bachelor." Holmes and Watson get involved in a case that Watson suspects he might have a hand in it? Why? Watson/Holmes slash. Summary may change.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,487 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Ecstacy by dark-angel-wolf reviews
Ulquiorra is a normal collage kid living alone in an appartment, on his way out the door to freedom of spring break when he runs into Grimmjow, literally, and now Ulquiorra is stuck to Grimmjow for the rest of spring break. or longer.....
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,589 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J.
The DN College Adventures by Stormshadow13 reviews
AU. Krad dancing with Dark, Dai and Sato wanting a threesome, meddling best friends, college has never been this interesting DxK, DxS AxT and More pairing.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,320 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/1/2010 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Krad, Dark M.
Your Call by A.VV reviews
"He can't love me." Kanda felt the words sink past his skin. Bleeding through like it was his own realization. A collection of LavixKanda themed drabbles.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,807 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Lavi, Kanda Yuu
Morning In Rivendell by toliveagain55 reviews
Legolas wakes up to a new day. Warning: Slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
In the Closet by lillialyce reviews
High School AU. Grimmjow isn't gay. At least, that's what he tries to tell himself when he starts to like Ulquiorra, who is openly homosexual. DISCONTINUED.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,645 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Holmes Drabbles by Jennistar1 reviews
Drabbles inspired by random prompts or random insane thoughts...most of them Holmes/Watson...NEW DRABBLE - LOCK-PICKING!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Dangers Of War by SinCalledSloth reviews
With the constant danger of war always present, Legolas cannot sleep. Can Aragorn help him feel protected? Set in the MOVIE, slighty after the fellowship. Legolas/Aragorn fluff.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Angel With the Clipped Wings by Eimin - The Eternal Sleep reviews
Neji always believed in fate. But he decided to listen to Naruto, just this once... And because of that, he was now locked in a darkened room waiting for his red-haired master to return and wondering what the Hell was going to happen to him...GaaNeji AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Gaara, Neji H.
The Storm by Forgotten.Thirteen reviews
Two boys lay huddled underneath the safety of the covers, safe in each others arms. Just for one moment, they could forget their fears for they had each other. PonyboyxJohnny Drabble
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Ponyboy C., Johnny C.
Taint Me a Portrait by phoenixtears07 reviews
It was a chance to end the age old war. So, why then would his hands shake at the mere thought of never again seeing those golden eyes? Dark/Krad
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Ulquiorra by HyoukyoNoSora reviews
Noticing Grimmjow's constant staring, Ulquiorra wonders why he is looking at him. Thoughts he had never had before start crossing his mind and everything he had seemed to believed until then no longer seems so real. GrimmUlqui, I think it is pretty fluffy
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
Vagary by Calypso Rose reviews
Nine hundred and ninety-nine are strange and forgotten. But then there is that thousandth dream that stays with you forever, and haunts you. Yaoi, oneshot, shounen-ai, majorangst, fluff, Grimmulqui Ulquigrimm GrimmxUlqui Ulquixgrimm; HAPPY GRIMMULQUI DAY!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
5 Times Holmes 'Borrowed' Watson's Clothes by Jennistar1 reviews
Another 5 times fic because I adore them! Holmes is so naughty! Enjoy! Eventual slash...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 5/2/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Wounded by VulcanCheesecake reviews
Watson is ashamed of his scars from the war. Holmes convinces him otherwise.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/19/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Absolution by GlassAngel reviews
This is the part he hates. Right here, when Holmes gets hurt and Watson knows it's all his fault, because if he hadn't blown the money on gambling, Holmes wouldn't have to fight tonight. Holmes/Watson.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,043 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/16/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Crazier by VesperForest
SongFic on Crazier by Taylor swift, short, dramatic, fluffy SLASH, AragornXLegolas. If you dont like it, dont read it, if you do then enjoy : Rating for safety.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,473 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Legolas, Aragorn
Ithildin by Surreysmum reviews
Mild Legolas/Aragorn slash. Ithildin is a substance that can be seen only in moonlight or starlight. Legolas and Aragorn make discoveries when they view things in a different light.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by DamnGoodCoffee147 reviews
Basically a Legolas/Aragorn fic except it's set to the story-line of Disney's Sleeping Beauty SLASH so don't read if you don't like. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,087 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 10/21/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Knowing that you're happy by pinkpigeontowa reviews
I-I'm sorry Haru-chan..." "Why? What's happened?" "I said I could live without you... but I can't! I just can't!"
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,496 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Momiji S.
The Minister's Son by The Book of Counted Sorrows reviews
Neji,the minister's son,has a secret. Every night he prays at a lone cathedral while Gaara,a vampire,watches him from afar. When the Sand Prince claims him as his mate the Elders send the Weapons after him, but all hell breaks loose when his father enters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,201 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 10/25/2009 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Gaara, Neji H., Sai, Itachi U. - Complete
Your love is all I need by pinkpigeontowa reviews
Title doesn't really have anything to do with the story but oh well! Basically, M'iji has been living with Haru for a while and at first everything was going fine but in the last few weeks there's been no money coming in. What's Haru hiding?
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Momiji S.
A The Lord of the Rings Parody Fic by Revan's Soul reviews
Things the Fellowship would do or say - if I had my insane hand in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,542 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Catwalk by pretense reviews
‘Ulquiorra’ and ‘indifferent’ are basically two synonymous words. But everything changes when our protagonist wakes up one morning sharing a bed with the latest celebrity sensation in town. AU. GrimmUlqui.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,383 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 10/18/2009 - Published: 4/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Angel's Façade by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
A dusty book brings a terrible light to Dark's world as he unravels the truth about why his Angelic other half wants him dead. Worst off, Krad doesn't even remember it happening! DarkKrad.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,030 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Krad, Dark M.
Gently, Quietly, Carefully by Hija-Jiyangi reviews
In no world could this love have been a dream, my prince..." AragornxLegolas slash fic! Please review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Witchwood by Gaara's Himitsu reviews
What happens when Gaara and Neji find themselves on opposite ends of a nation wide confilct between wild gypsies and ruthless soldiers. Can the young general learn to love the wild boy with hair the color of fire and a temper to match?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,505 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
This Too Shall Pass by Ellethmil reviews
*Slash* Aragorn and Legolas begin the journey to destroy the one ring as brothers-in-arms. But with danger at every turn, they soon discover what it is neither can survive without. Not as sappy as I make it sound :D Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,695 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas
Lily of the Water by Surreysmum reviews
Aragorn/Legolas slash - a little word-picture of a warm, still night.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas
Breath of Life by Surreysmum reviews
Mortal peril has a way of making you face the truth. Gentle Aragorn Legolas slash; hurt/comfort with a little sweetness.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
As You Wish by The Crack Fairy reviews
“Explaining everything would take a long time… you may call me Hidan, and because you have my necklace, I have to grant you three wishes.” KakuHidan, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,757 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu
The Crimson Wind by Maki-chan XD reviews
Neji longs for the days before Gaara became Kazekage, the days when he visited the Leaf regularly. Desperate to see his lover more often, Neji keeps requesting missions to Sunagakure. When he arrives Gaara solves the traveling problem for good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
Mein Gedächtnis by pretense reviews
AU. GrimmUlqui. With an unknown person suddenly appearing in his dreams, long-forgotten memories resurface... Will it be for better or for worse? COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 43,097 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Rabbit, the Cow and the thunderstorm by pinkpigeontowa reviews
Basically, Momiji is terrified of thunderstorms and whenever one strikes he needs to go to the only place he feels safe, Haru’s arms. Rated T just to be on the safe side. Forth and final chapter now up
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,439 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Momiji S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Crossroads of the Unloved by Virtual Spraypaint reviews
When Team Gai is sent to investigate a tragedy in Sunagakure, two lone souls find unlikely refuge in each other. Gaara x Neji YAOI --UNDER CONSTRUCTION--
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,070 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Neji H., Gaara
Chocolate Icing by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
Tmp. Tmp. Tmp. That steady noise woke Grimmjow from his slumber. Tired, and more than a little pissed off, Grimmjow decides to see who it was. This was not on his list of expectations. GrimmUlqui, ONESHOT.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
Understanding by clawswrites reviews
Gaara wants to be alone but a small lilac eyed boy follows him. Yoai. GaaNej. Child fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 915 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Neji H., Gaara - Complete
The Game that Ended in Love by Dresden-Neville reviews
Minor Slash. While hunting orcs for a game, Legolas is hurt and Aragorn stumbles upon clues that leads to pain, truth, and best of all love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Legolas, Aragorn
Hell of the Heaven by DeadRat309 reviews
“When that certain time comes, you two will have to be at the same place." And that is precisely why we have a homicidal blond along with a perverted thief thrown under the same roof. Peace, huh? Keep dreaming. DarkKrad. SatoDai.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/12/2009 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Dark M., Krad
Slow Burn by KappaForest reviews
Grimmjow slapped his forehead as Ulquiorra, once again, failed to realize the insult." A series of drabbles centered around Grimmjow/ulquiorra prompts range from fluff to crack, but mostly crack.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,055 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
A Truth Behind A Chibi by Stormshadow13 reviews
An artwork has turned Krad into a chibi, it is now up to Dark and the Niwa family to watch the little angel. Over the corse of time they learn some startling facts about the Hikari hunter and does Krad get to regain his adult form?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Twelve Days of Christmas by The First Sight reviews
Twelve little snipits of the holiday season with Dark and Krad.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,975 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Dark M., Krad
Giggles and Revelations by DementedViper reviews
AM SLASH! Implied WillMerlin. Missing Scene From Moment Of Truth. A giggle in the night wakes arthur and he uses it to his advantage.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Complete
Schiffer's List by Skyskater reviews
A few Christmases ago, I met Ulquiorra Schiffer at a mall. He was standing in the line for Santa. It was the things he wanted for Christmas that made me reach out. UlquiGrimm.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Chibi Hunter's Not So Fun Adventure by The Lantern reviews
Sequel to the Chibi Theif's Sadist Streak. Krad has been turned into a temporary Chibi as an efect of seperation from his tamer. Join him as he is chased by fangirls, betrayed by his hair and molested by Dark! Could his day get any worse? Yes, yes it can.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Night Hunter by Stormshadow13 reviews
In a world of monsters Krad is a slayer and Dark is the vampire interested in making him his mate.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
It's cold and it's wet but it doesn't matter by Faramirlover reviews
It's cold and it's wet but it doesn't matter because it's Arthur. ARTHURxMERLIN.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Complete
Midnight Freedom by Tie Feiyan reviews
Neji Hyuuga longs for his freedom, separation from his family and clan, but is he strong enough to grasp it alone? Perhaps words of experience and wisdom? From a former prodigy who gained his freedom will help. This is Boyxboy people, and cuteness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,758 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Neji H., Itachi U.
Who's Line Is It Anyway? by Stormshadow13 reviews
A short funny one shot with the characters only useing Dialog. DxK.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Krad, Dark M. - Complete
Bullet Proof by L's lollipop reviews
Once he made that realization, there was no turning back. Grimmjow's once bullet proof exterior was cracked, forever. GrimmUlq oneshot. YAOI! uber OOCness. Tons of fluff, and some angsty stuff with a happy ending! Rated to be safe, no anti-yaoi flames.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
Broken Dream by inkandimpalas reviews
Bloodlust and Lust were one in the same thing for Sabaku no Gaara but when he realises the difference will it be too much for the object of his affection to handle? GaaraNeji yaoi. dont like dont read . One-shot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
The Best Thing Is Still Kissing You by Debbo Kakashi Hatake reviews
Gaara loves Neji. But Neji doesn't know how strong it is. Can Gaara get him to? Gif Fic for Winterblazewolf! :D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Because you want me to by Lord Dajy reviews
Kunai and Chains is a piercing parlor. Neji is a rich, pretty boy itching for a change. Gaara is a mysterious stranger with a hidden past. Together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Neji H., Gaara
Guardian of My Heart by XxDeafening.SilencexX reviews
Gaara didn't want to fall in love. Neji was destined not to, so he took up a bank protecting other's hearts. Was there a chance for these two in this world filled with love potions and falsehoods? Was there such a thing as true love? NejiGaara, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,911 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/9/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Neji H., Gaara
Partners and Enemies by Musal reviews
Bunch of CreedxTrain oneshots. Some funny, some serious, some long, some short, some onesided, some not. Updates random,length unknown.
Black Cat - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,787 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007
Dude, Looks Like A Lady by Mr. Harlequin reviews
Itachi is roped into going to the town's Coyote Ugly Bar where a certain Coyote catches his attention. ItaNeji. Yaoi. Written to satisfy my ItaNeji fetish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,404 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
Touchdown Turnaround by Mr. Harlequin reviews
Kiba comes home to a very pleasant surprise.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,269 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Neji H., Kiba I. - Complete
Covet by orpheneritus reviews
[MomijiHaru] Everyone has a little darkness in them.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Momiji S., Hatsuharu S. - Complete
A Dance to Ourselves by shinchansgirl reviews
48th for WritersFunk. Written for Slow Motion Runner. yaoislash harumomiji. xmas fic. The pair spend some quality time together.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Hatsuharu S., Momiji S. - Complete
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Wooing the moon reviews
Gaara the school rebel has a major crush on the school sweetheart but can never seem to find the words to express his feelings. maybe an ancient fable may be able to help him. one-shot just something i wrote when i was bored Neji/Gaara rated T. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
DNAngel talk reviews
some random conversations that me and my friends have had our nicknames are Krad, Dark, Satoshi and Daisuke. rated T because there are some pervy comments thanks to Dark
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 14,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Complete
When we're all growed up reviews
from the moment they met it was obvious that they would be together forever. a story from when everyone was little pointing to all the little things that showed that it was inevitable that the pairings would be Dark/Krad Sato/Dai Towa/Argentine T later
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 6/25/2008
Undeniable reviews
basicaly the film but we changed the ending, co-writer Newly-Revived from Deviantart Rated T because of the YAOI! CUTE YAOI! dont worry i wont let Newly-Revived be sick *Newly-Revived* HEY!
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Complete
Guiding star reviews
what happens when you die? what happens when your sent back to earth after you die whit no memory of who you were or who you knew? this is t he story of Legolas a star sent to middle earth to guide an old friend rated T because i said so, Aragorn/Legolas
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas
Blood soaked memories reviews
Gaara cant help being drawn to his room mate Neji but traumatising memories cause Neji to be constantly watched. is Gaara up for the challange. Gaara/Neji dont like dont read. fluff rated T for saftey.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Gaara, Neji H.
Carry you home reviews
It was not ment to end now,not like this, not here. Haru/Momiji songfic. character death. T for swearing. please read and review.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Hatsuharu S., Momiji S. - Complete
footprints in the sand reviews
i have finaly writen a fruba fic yay! and non-yaoi Le gasp but its sweet Momiji sings to his little sister to tell her that he'll always be there for he. sorry if the Germans not correct i try. K
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Momiji S., Momo S. - Complete
You'll be in my heart reviews
songfic. Krad and Daisuke will love each other in life and in death. Krad/Dai pls don't get mad at me killing one of the caracters rated T
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Daisuke N., Krad - Complete
Unholy Matrimony reviews
Gaara and Neji have been together for two years but no one knows. when Neji disobays Hisashi the head of the Huuga family decides that a fitting punishment for Neji is a arranged marrage. rated T Gaara/Neji onesided Sasu/Neji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,102 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Gaara, Neji H.
Keys to my heart reviews
oneshot. Dark has something to tell Krad that will change life forever. this is sweet and I HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT IT. rated T. Dark/Krad sorry deathfic.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Hold me reviews
Songfic. Dark remembers a song that Krad was singing as he trys to get the blond to forgive him for running away. rated T. Dark/Krad
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/15/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
Thief of life, Thief of art reviews
Krad is a hard core killer, Dark is an art thief. when Dark steals a beautiful painting he feels compelled to find the artist but little does he know, the artist is looking for him with less innocent intentions. Dark/Krad
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,149 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/11/2008 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Dark M., Krad - Complete
I dont want to miss a thing reviews
Songfic, Gaara thinks about how much his relationship with Neji is like their favourite song and begins to sing to his sleeping boyfriend. rated T because I rate these things T. Neji/Gaara I think it's sweet
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Gaara, Neji H. - Complete
Ask me what happened reviews
After Dark and Krad were sealed Satoshi collapsed and Daisuke's been taking care of him. Now that he's awake Daisuke has something to tell him. One-shot Sato/Dai i think it's sweet. Rated T for language
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete