neonmoonbeams
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Joined 05-08-08, id: 1571086, Profile Updated: 06-08-08
Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.

hey my names robin, i'm 13, i live in the south, i'm in love with edward and jacob from twilight, i am a huge alice fan (alice rocks) i think stephine meyer is a vampire. i have alot of opinoins on alot of different stuff but it would take WAAAYYYY to long to say them all. i have a very high matablizum (if i spelled that right, it means i can eat whatever i want without getting fat, yay me!) i have shoulder lenght dark brown curly hair and eyes that change from grey green,light green and deep green depending on my mood. pale skin and slightly taller then average (just by like an inch) and peirced ears.

some of my favorite twilight saying-things:

OMG! A SHINY SILVER VOLVO? WHERE?!

if you listen carefully you can here the sound of 10 milloin teens moving to washington

if you don't sparkle, i don't want you.

dear santa, all i want for christmas is to be a vampire

dear santa, all i want for chistmas is edward cullen

i like my men tall,dark and immortal

edward cullen and jacob black kick romeo's fictional ass!

edward is real dammit!

thanks to stephinie meyer, now when that certian boy ignors me i know he's just a vampire and is polite enough to resist my blood.

edward cullen, raising the standards of teenage girls everywhere.

if i see a shiny silver volvo with 4 incredibly pale teenagers in it, don't be surprised is i act a little weird

some random copy and past stuff:

you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY

If you think there are at least 20 duplicate copy and paste thingies in your profile, copy and paste this one in there too.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile..

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. Lets start a list of the words: My, who,that,what

If you think the semi-colon is completely usless, stupid, annoying and plotting to destroy the English language as we know it, put this in your pro! ; eeck look there's one now!

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur pro!

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile..

A friend wipes your tears when your rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!..

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

IF EDWARD AND BELLA DONT STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, but it IS downright hilarious, copy this into your profile

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(Yeah. My mom told me Edward wasn't real. It hurt me. Deeply.)

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Edward more than Bella, post this on your profile.

If you ever feel the need to tackle someone for no reason whats-so-ever, copy and paste this into your profile.

random facts about me: i'm single and excepting messages from cute guys (especially if your edward or jacob) i like cheese, alot!, i am random,i plan on being an author AND a vampire someday.

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i get adopted chapter 1 reviews
lets say that i know to much ha! thats funny and i get kidnapped and then adopted by you-know-who. well obviusly this will be intereting. please read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,166 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
bonding with rosaliewait what! reviews
Edwards gone hunting with the others and poor bella is stuck with rosalie, lets wish her luck. rated T for later language
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Rosalie
A jacob and Edward tribute thing reviews
Bella's doing homework and she turns on the radio, action pack isn't it? its short but I thought it was fitting, its a tribute to our two favorite mythical creatures
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella - Complete
deleted scenes reviews
a book about what you didn't see in the twilight books twilight,newmoon,eclipse what happens when bella gets drunk? let see
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
ways to annoy alice cullen reviews
ever wonder how to annoy alice though theres many other lists well find out already!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
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