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Joined 05-08-08, id: 1571226, Profile Updated: 05-07-15
Author has written 59 stories for Invader Zim, Midori Days, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, Sesame Street, Muppet Show, King Of The Hill, SpongeBob SquarePants, Looney Tunes, Naruto, Simpsons, South Park, Recess, Arthur, Fairly OddParents, Beauty and the Beast, Ratatouille, Happy Tree Friends, WordGirl, Peanuts, Phineas and Ferb, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Beavis and Butt-Head, Dan Vs., Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Tiny Toon Adventures, Regular Show, Soul Eater, Venture Brothers, and Team Fortress 2.

Gender: Female

Age: 23

Current obsession: Team Fortress 2!

And now for my life's story! Ha ha. But seriously, in case you're curious, here's a little summary of me.

Although I do it a lot, writing is only my hobby. I also draw cartoons as a pass-time, but I plan to be a voice actor now that I'm out of college. I play video games and waste away at the computer. I collect plushies, glass balls, DVDs and random other things. I myself am almost completely random and am the queen of reference humor. And when I can, I'll do the voice of any situation-appropriate character. Halloween is my favorite holiday because I get to cosplay and act like a geek without getting stared at. But it's not unusual to find me just sitting around in full costume outside the holiday.

In general, I much prefer animation to real life productions, be it an American or Japanese cartoon. But as to my fics:

True-to-source format is what I go for. I do not believe in making a media unnecessarily angsty or tragic, especially if it was a comedy to begin with, and I despise self-inserts. Oh, and I will not write unless I have familiarized myself thoroughly with the media, so hopefully no worries about OOC-ness.

I enjoy writing mostly for whatever I'm currently obsessed with. But if the inspiration bug bites me, I'll write for anything, even something I find idiotic. Mostly however, and please excuse the cheese, I just enjoy writing for the readers' enjoyment.

I have a wide range of theme, so there's sure to be something for everyone. Dig in! = )

Oh, and I randomly decided to try one of these things, just for the heck of it:

Quick, pick 12 random Phineas and Ferb characters!

1) Carl

2) Perry

3) Major Monogram

4) Doofenshmirtz

5) Baljeet

6) Phineas

7) Lawrence

8) Candace

9) Stacey

10) Jeremy

11) Linda

12) Django

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

LOL, not to my knowledge..XD

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

(blush) Oh, yes, EXTREMELY hot.

3) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Everyone would be like “What happened to Jeremy?!” And Jeremy would be sad and confused.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

No, sadly, no one seems to remember her.. = (

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Er, maybe, if Phineas had a clue about romance and Perry liked docile relationships. I think they’re good with the fluffy family relationship they’ve got now though.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Baljeet and Stacey or Baljeet and Jeremy? Wow, Baljeet’s got a thing for the older kids huh? Well, honestly, he doesn’t know either of them well enough, but if he did, I think Stacey’d care too much about fashion and would annoy Baljeet, while Jeremy…I dunno, he just doesn’t seem right.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

He would faint. And when he woke up he would say, "My, this is a rather odd spot for a nap, isn't it? Oh, Candace, there you are. You know, I just had the most peculiar dream..."

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

Uh...Monogram decides that Carl is being too whiny, and so fires him and then hires Jeremy off the street. Jeremy has no idea what he’s doing, but he does what he can. Monogram admires the young lad’s trying and the way he’s handled the situation, and ends up falling for Jeremy. Jeremy is creeped out by Monogram’s stereotypical advances (flowers and the like), and tries to tell him about Candace, but Monogram won’t be swayed. Carl joins Doofenschmirtz and makes him help him kick a big hole in the side of headquarters for revenge. Monogram saves Jeremy from the explosive wall debris, Jeremy is touched, they kiss, and Jeremy agrees to give their relationship a try.

9) Is there any such thing as one/eight fluff?

Maaaaaaybe, in some far off, obscure corner of the internet.

10) Suggest a title for a five and four hurt/comfort fic?

‘You’re Not Inherently Evil…’

11) What might five scream at a great moment of passion?

“Oh, sweet calculus!”

12) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Read at risk: Phineas, Carl and Django smut! Weirdest threesome ever!

13) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

“Ng-g-g-g-g-g.”

14) What's a song that would describe number five's feelings towards number six?

'Destroyed Dreams', the song he sings in ‘Unfair Science Fair’, which is about teamwork and supporting friends.

15) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with four!

Ah, no way! I’d better go get ready! Now where did I put that retro pharmacist outfit of mine..?

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An Ominous Love 1859 5927 ABANDONED by Twinss R reviews
The students of Namimori High School go on a trip to France. What can happen when you put Gokudera Hayato and Hibari Kyoya in the same room? :P /This story contains lots of 5927 love but it involves 1859 love too... Think of it as a love triangle.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 127,754 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 8/12/2011 - H. Gokudera, K. Hibari - Complete
The KirkSpock Love Story by Entity Sylvir reviews
Analysis of XI and TOS, my two cents on the canonicity of the K/S romance in relation to creator intentions as well as screen portrayal. Also doing a little comb-through of the Spock/Uhura issue, posing a few questions about its validity, and leaving some reassurances for ST:XI slash fans.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 2/7/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Greetings by Mus4u reviews
Fred Jones does not approve of bullying. lightly implied Fred/Shaggy, set during The Mystery Begins
Scooby Doo - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Fred, Shaggy - Complete
Murse' by LovelyKouga reviews
After the class learns of what Sid really wants to be when he grows up, he is ridiculed and shamed. He is forced to perform a skit about his chosen occupation with his best friend Stinky, but when Stinky sees him in his 'Murse's' outfit, things get...
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Stinky, Sid - Complete
The Challenge With Changelings by WeBeOSM reviews
When a suspicious Dr. is beamed aboard the Enterprise and injects Spock with a pon farr inducing drug, feelings between Captain and Commander come to light in a fierce way. Spirk slash, has elements of TOS and 2009 film
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Instincts by Perfectly Maple reviews
“Dammit, dog, if I’d known you were going to be this gentle, I would have allowed that teenage miscreant to have his way with me.” Brian/Stewie slash, for Poisonetta. Lemon.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Brian G., Stewie G. - Complete
Nighttime with the Joker by Lady Areilite reviews
The Batman has fun with the Clown Prince of Crime. A one-shot. Rated M for a reason. Batman/Joker.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
While the Girls are Away by dracosdork reviews
While the girls are away, the boys will play. Title is exactly as it sounds. M/M- Slash- Fred/Shaggy- If You Don't Like Don't Read.
Scooby Doo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Fred, Shaggy - Complete
Preconceptions by VickyVicarious reviews
Everyone harbors preconceptions about Warren. Warren/Will
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Warren P., William S./Will - Complete
My Sweet Prince by AloofAndAndrogynous reviews
Zuko is all alone in exile on a ship full of men, and Iroh is there to comfort him...
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,524 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Zuko, Iroh
Nothing Ventured by ironia-vitae reviews
Mr. Kitty x Pig Pig. Spying on bathing women doesn't hold much reward for a boy if he's gay. Unless, of course, he has a thing for the guy that dragged him into the situation in the first place.
I Luv Halloween - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Birthday by Riley Crest reviews
Po gets a birthday surprise.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Po, Shifu - Complete
Under The Mask by Nakimochiku reviews
It's Batman that completes me. drabble, slight Joker/Batman
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Tamaki, Who Do You Love More? by The Alleycat Ulan reviews
Kyoya asks Tamaki a question and Tamaki gives Kyoya an answer. Kyoya/Tamaki oneshot
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 277 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Kyōya O., Tamaki S. - Complete
Predator by AirGirl Phantom reviews
Honda explains why he flirts with Shizuka... And it's not what Jounouchi expects. Buddyshipping for round three of Compy's contest.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., H. Honda/Tristan T. - Complete
Riding Out the Storm by Yee Mun reviews
Katara/Sokka PWP In the middle of an intense storm, the last thing Katara expects is find herself in her brother's room completely naked and in his arms. She should be worried about Aang, Toph, and Appa who are lost.. full inside
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
How Long Had It Been? by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Roger x Steve slash. An extremely drunk boy and alien at a party.
American Dad - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Roger, Steve S. - Complete
Not Fooling Anyone by Threepwillow reviews
Yusuke's been surrounded by girls lately, and frankly, he's sick of all of them...especially this new one, who's apparently Kuwabara's girlfriend. :::Oneshot, YusukexKuwabara, background KuwabaraxOFC:::
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Silly Boy Thing by Threepwillow reviews
There are lots of things Botan hates about the world of the living, but video games are not one of them. And the silly boys she babysits are keeping something from her, she just knows it. :::Oneshot, YusukexKuwabara, sort of:::
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Nobody on the Road by Threepwillow reviews
Kuwabara started it. And it doesn't make any sense to Yusuke, not at first, but he at least knows he'd like it better than the blah blah blah. :::Oneshot, KuwabaraxYusuke, kinda dirty, accidental Keiko and Don Henley:::
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
A Better Class of Criminal by Moniker reviews
Why is it that whenever Batman is hanging on for dear life, the only one who ever shows up is the Joker? One shot, slash. You know the routine! JokerXBatman
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,484 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Complete
Glorious Exhaust by Threepwillow reviews
Up on the roof, Yusuke does some things he might not have done if his head had just been on a little straighter. :::Oneshot, YusukexKuwabara, title's from the Nathan song:::
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Yusuke U., K. Kuwabara - Complete
Sleeptalking by Threepwillow reviews
When you're less than fully awake, your true feelings can come sneaking up on you. When you're history's greatest Spirit Detective, assassins can come sneaking up on you. :::KuwabaraxYusuke, I'm new to this fandom so be gentle::: NOW COMPLETE!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,201 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - K. Kuwabara, Yusuke U. - Complete
When My Stomach Growls, It Sounds Like Batman by Kir Sirin reviews
Batman was always denying himself. He had settled on Bruce having a life and Batman being Gotham’s protector. But not tonight. Batman was going to go against everything for this one moment, this one chance… With the Joker. BatmanxJoker
Batman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,647 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Three Strikes, You're Out by Octovision reviews
Dinner is ruined and everyone is after the same thing. KrabsPlankton
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Mr. Krabs, Plankton - Complete
Therapy for Ezekiel Zick by cartoonartist reviews
Zick wants to ask someone to the dance. But he needs help... Oneshot.
Monster Allergy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Complete
Strawberries and cream by Stariceling reviews
Matsuda brings L cake, and gets more than he expected in return. Yaoi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
Kissing Lesson by Doomed to be Uke reviews
Judai finds out that Shou doesn't know how to kiss, so he decides that something must be done. He gives Shou a lesson about the three different kisses, and Shou gets more than he bargined for. Judai x Shou AKA Jaden x Syrus! SHOUNEN AI! Please R&R!
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,898 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Syrus T./Shō M. - Complete
Unpredictably Loved by Silent Sage reviews
A relationship that neither thought would be possible...yet, with a slight brush of lips against one another, they see its real. ChronosxJudai Surprise, surprise.
Yu-Gi-Oh GX - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Jaden Y./Jūdai Y., Chronos D. - Complete
Matsutan by Derrot reviews
Light decides Matsuda could be a useful pawn... and lover? Has an alternate ending. Light x Matsuda. Contains spoilers for Ch. 58 Ep. 25 to the end.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Light Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
The Storyteller's Mouth by Foxieglove reviews
Ragetti makes a marginally large error in judgement. Much to Gibbs' and Pintel's dismay. Gibbs' POV, contains slash of a humorous nature, and calls Jack Sparrow's orientation into question.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Ragetti, J. Gibbs - Complete
Christmas Morning by coldneverbotheredmeanyway reviews
Pure fluff fic... Jumba knows he will never understand his roommate. And one Christmas morning, that is made even more clear. [Slash]
Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Complete
Awkward by coldneverbotheredmeanyway reviews
[Omi's POV] Omi muses on the things that were said and done by him and Jack. He said the hug made him feel awkward. He never said why. Takes place after The Deep Freeze. [Slash, OmixJack]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Omi, Jack - Complete
Wings of War by Storymaster Caith reviews
Movie and Book verse. The battle of the Hornburg told from the point of view of Gimli, son of Gloin. mild LegolasGimli.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,249 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Discovering a New Kind of Crush by Starlight Gardenia reviews
Timmy Turner becomes very aware of his crush on Chip Skylark. TimmyChip pairing fic which translates to slash.
Fairly OddParents - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2006 - Timmy - Complete
Island by Amphitrite II reviews
During their time stranded on a remote island, Jack dreams. Elizabeth watches. :::Jack/Will slash hints:::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Bullfrog, Chickenhawk, Turtledove by Starkiller reviews
Diego contemplates the companion and friend he has found in Sid, and his changing feelings towards him. DiegoxSid, slash. Spoilers, takes place during Ice Age 2.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Sid, Diego - Complete
Aang And Katara By Sokka by Muffytaj reviews
Sokka's views on Aang liking his sister. Warning: he has a boomerang and is more than willing to use it.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Sokka, Katara - Complete
Blue Balls by Azu Luna reviews
Cartman took the last blue one and Kyle is determined to get it back, no matter what. You'll never look at gumballs the same way again.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
Behind ClosED Doors by Skymouth reviews
During a game of Spin the Bottle, Kevin and Eddy spend some time getting to know each other a little better then expected. KevinEddy slash
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Eddy, Kevin - Complete
Most Distracting by Aina Baggins reviews
Frodo finds his dear, sweet gardener a little irritating. That is, until his thoughts betray him. Rated R for slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Regimental Responsibility by solderini reviews
A story featuring the dirty little shounenai pairing everyone knows is there but refuses to acknowledge. I bet you already know what it is, and you know you want to read it. Go ahead, click. It'll only waste a few minutes.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Complete
All Your Heart Are Belong To Us by Ju Oh Zelas Metallium reviews
Love can blossom on the battlefield! Captain finally found that certain special someone. This one will leave you saying "What happen ?" CaptainCATS
Zero Wing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/5/2003
This Won't End Well by Kwee reviews
Just elaborating upon a goofy thought I had one day. A Johnny Bravo fic.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/2/2001
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Learning to Love reviews
Medic is intrigued by the towering Russian on his new team. He wants to cut him. He wants in bed with him. Unfortunately, what he didn't account for was the man's softness and insistence for coupling. Medic isn't soft, and sure as Hell doesn't couple. In fact, his eye is on other teammates too. Heavy feels he can help Medic be happy, but first he must tame the wild man.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 65,670 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 3/9 - [Medic, Heavy] Soldier
Pardners reviews
Engineer and Pyro have been partners on the battlefield for quite a long time. The firebug adores helping his favorite person, and the Texan enjoys his mumbling mystery of a teammate's quirkiness, but one day it seems like the masked one is taking quirky in a whole new direction.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 3/9 - [Pyro, Engineer]
Checkmate reviews
RED Sniper, BLU Spy. They know they hate each other. They also know they adore having sex with each other. Neither is going to admit their own feelings might be a little on the loving side. At least not on purpose.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/15/2014 - [Sniper, Spy] - Complete
Toys reviews
The Pocket Medic: object of sentiment or just a meaningless trinket? Confrontation turns copulation as Heavy needs to talk to Medic about a discovery regarding a certain soldier.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2013 - [Heavy, Medic] Soldier - Complete
Binky and the Brain, and Muffy! reviews
While Brain and Binky go over Binky's poem, NOT seriously considering world domination, of course...a third wheel appears.
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Muffy C., Binky B., Brain P. - Complete
Something Something George Michael Happens reviews
LEMON! The Monarch wakes after a drinking binge to forget Dr. Girlfriend and finds Dr. Venture tied to his ceiling...er, what?
Venture Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2012 - [Rusty V., Monarch]
Accidentally in Wham reviews
The Narrator is on vacation, which is causing problems for Word Girl. Meanwhile, The Whammer has let slip something Chuck would rather not have known. Chuck/Whammer slash.
WordGirl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,479 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 10/26/2009 - [Chuck, Whammer] WordGirl/Becky B. - Complete
Surgical Love! Stein's Favorite Experiement! reviews
Things have finally settled down, so Spirit is determined to spend time bonding with Maka, meanwhile Stein is determined to spend time "bonding" with Spirit.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,734 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2011 - [Franken Stein, Spirit A./Death Scythe] Maka A. - Complete
A Winner is Rigby reviews
LEMON. Rigby's sick of losing constantly, and to let off steam decides it's time for the one thing he can do better than Mordecai.
Regular Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2011 - [Rigby, Mordecai] - Complete
Love of Evol reviews
A short about Elmyra and a girl you may remember from an episode called "Can't Buy Me Love". Her name was Rhoda, and well, I can't help but think they were made for each other. I had to bring her back for this. Intro by Buster, cameo by Fowlmouth.
Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Elmyra Duff - Complete
One Froggy Afternoon reviews
The obvious slashy conlusion to any aftermath of Strings Attached.
Fanboy and Chum Chum - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2011 - [Boog, Lenny] - Complete
To Love a Cap'n reviews
K'nuckles/Flapjack. When the reason why Flapjack constantly gushes over K'nuckles is finally brought to light, he's crushed by rejection and opts to get "heart-reduction surgery" so he won't care at all anymore. Now he must be saved before it happens.
Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - [Captain K'nuckles, Flapjack] Bubbie, Dr. J. Barber - Complete
Dan Vs His Crush reviews
Dan/Chris. Bit of a flashback, really. Dan and Chris a couple of years ago. Dan's trying to get Chris to go out with him, but Chris is uncomfortable with being seen in a gay relationship. Dan tries to convince him the hard way, which Chris agrees to try.
Dan Vs. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2011 - [Dan, Chris] - Complete
What the Heck Do They DO All Day? reviews
When the agents are out, just what goes on around HQ? Well today, Monogram's frisky and it looks like a good day to be Carl.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2010 - [Major Monogram, Carl] - Complete
Foreigners Suck reviews
Beavis and Butt-Head are annoyed by all of the foreign programming on TV, but then decide they want a foreign worker to clean up after them, so they go look for one on the highway.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Following Perry reviews
The kids all decide that today's the day they find out where Perry runs off to every day. Monogram decides Perry's coming into work whether he likes it or not, and Doofenshmirtz is afraid Perry might not loathe him anymore. What's a platypus to do!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,562 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Perry, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Major Monogram, Phineas - Complete
Honest Eds reviews
After yet another failed scam ending in pain, Double D convinces Eddy to try, gasp, the HONEST approach!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Eddy, Ed, Edd - Complete
How Do I Loathe Thee? reviews
Phineas and Ferb build a bungee jump ride that's as tall as the moon; Stacy forces Candace to take a REAL day off, and Doofenshmirtz seems to be coming up with more and more frivolous plots. Warning:Dooferry ahead.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,918 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2010 - [Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Perry] Candace, Stacy - Complete
Serendipitous reviews
Stick with us, cuz Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it. LEMON!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/23/2010 - [Phineas, Ferb] Linda, Isabella - Complete
Gold Rush reviews
The Diggers unearth gold right under Third Street's playground! Now it's an all-out frenzy as everyone tries to hoard as much of it as possible.
Recess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Complete
Kind of Dense reviews
Patty's always been kind of a blockhead, so this time around, Marcie's gotta be pretty direct.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2009 - [Peppermint Patty, Marcie] - Complete
Fry Me a River reviews
Starring...Pop, Mole, Petunia and Nutty! Featuring...Handy, Cub, Giggles and Cro-Marmot! It's a flood, and there're going to be casualties.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Pop, Nutty, The Mole, Petunia - Complete
Pin in the Neck reviews
Starring...Mole and Giggles! Featuring...Disco Bear, Cuddles, Petunia and Cro-Marmot! Mole buys a new sweater. Gore ensues.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/31/2009 - The Mole, Giggles - Complete
Love is a Beautiful Scream reviews
Starring...Flippy! Featuring...Cuddles! And...Toothy! A violent, gory, SPEECHLESS introduction of the popular Flippy/Flippy ship to the series. For those that appreciate the non-speaking canon.
Happy Tree Friends - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Flippy - Complete
Just Do It reviews
Gaston's moping about Belle again, becomes frustrated, and LeFou's only more than willing to help him out. Gaston/LeFou lemon.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2009 - [Gaston, LeFou] - Complete
Canary in a Wire Cage reviews
Elmer has brought home a new pet, Tweety, who's not too keen on the situation. Looney antics follow as the petulant bird is determined to make poor Elmer miserable.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Elmer Fudd, Tweety - Complete
Oh, Rats reviews
What we didn't see happen during Skinner's 'interrogation'. Linguini/Skinner.
Ratatouille - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Irksome reviews
Just a short, but rather interesting exchange in a hallway. Set whenever you want it to be.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - [Lumiere, Cogsworth] Babette - Complete
Slash Mechanics 101 reviews
For all those slash fans out there who just don't seem to know how a sponge and an octopus could do it.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2009 - [Squidward, SpongeBob] - Complete
I Dream of Marshmallows reviews
Naruto-literally-forces Sasuke to try a newly invented snack. Sasuke, inexperienced with sweets, sugar rushes. What horrible things does he experience? Marshmallows, and their rabid. Beware.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sweet Chipsteen reviews
Timmy's parents are thrilled Chip wants Timmy as a boyfriend. Timmy wishes himself 16 so Chip won't get in trouble. Only now he needs to be saved from his relationship before he loses his fairies! Can Cosmo and Wanda pull it off?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,675 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2009 - [Timmy, Chip Skylark] - Complete
Crocker's Audition? reviews
What if Crocker had had an 'audition' on Fairy Idol?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Crocker - Complete
Pixies Inc, the Reprise reviews
The pixies discover that Timmy had no right to kick them out of Fairy World because they bought it fair and square. Now they're back and ready to kick butt in the legal system! Oh, and in a super cool magic battle-race, but you don't care about that...
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Timmy, Head Pixie, Cosmo, Wanda - Complete
Wand of the Cosmo reviews
Aaaa! An explosion caused by stupidity! Cosmo loses his wand! Sanjay finds it and makes Timmy his boyfriend! How will Cosmo and Wanda ever get the wand back and save Timmy? And why does Crocker have a B-plot? Well, why not click already and find out?
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Timmy, Sanjay - Complete
A Snitch Too Far reviews
Everyone is sick of Randall snitching too much,so T.J. and the gang come up with a way to stop him-by getting everyone to snitch on him! But what happens to a playground with no Snitch?
Recess - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Randall W. - Complete
Binky and The Brain reviews
Binky writes an amusing poem about himself and The Brain. Did you ever wonder why Brain has that evil robot?
Arthur - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Binky B., Brain P. - Complete
Randall reviews
The gang wonders why Randall hasn't been snitching on anyone. They investigate and discover him spying on Menlo. Feeling guilty, TJ decides they have to try and help, which they SORT of do. Because even Randall deserves happiness, right?
Recess - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Published: 1/27/2009 - [Randall W., Menlo] - Complete
The Creeping Gayness reviews
SLASH. A thoughtless comment by Cartman, really. Next thing you know a bough of mysterious headaches is striking South Park, and it seems that anyone who gets one turns gay. What could possibly be causing this? That's what Kyle is determined to find out!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,227 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
Professor Frink's Very Own Character Single reviews
Professor Frink experiments with...rap. Hey, if Mr. Burns can do it, why not him?
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Professor Frink - Complete
Of Marvin and Spacemen reviews
Marvin just wants to blow up this one planet, but Duck Dodgers is annoyingly adamant about stopping him...
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Daffy Duck, Porky Pig - Complete
Newspaper Caper reviews
Mr. Johnson, aka Fat Blue's newspaper goes missing, and friendly, loveable detective Grover is on the case! Much to Mr. Johnson's chagrin, of course. This is the segment Sherlock mentioned seeing in my "Elmo's Words" story.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Elmo's Words reviews
Sherlock Hemlock triggers curiosity for words in Elmo,who right away rushes off to the library to go bother Kermit into defining things for him. Kermit then introduces him to...the unabridged dictionary..! Uh-oh.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Complete
Ungentlemanly Feelings reviews
Ebisu comes to terms with some accidental feelings he's started having for Hayate, and tries to avoid him like crazy. Unfortunately, it's not so easy. Ebisu/Hayate Slash warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/5/2008 - [Ebisu, Hayate G.] - Complete
A Kristmas Karol reviews
Self explanitory,but Spongebob and Squidward -with Patrick- attempt to change stingy Mr. Krabs' ways when he won't give them a Christmas bonus by using a literary classic. May this plot rest in peace.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Squidward, Patrick - Complete
The Day the Earth Was Doomed, More or Less reviews
During a Bugs vs. Elmer bit, a laser cannon wielded by Marvin the Martian interjects, and the two...sort of...cooperate so as to save Earth in a way only a true Looney can.
Looney Tunes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,209 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Elmer Fudd, Bugs Bunny - Complete
Prairie's Victory? reviews
Based on the newer segments, Prairie Dawn prevents Cookie Monster from eating the Letter of the Day! But is this really a victory?
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
What's the Distinction? reviews
A serious-minded but humorously written Bert/Ernie. Ernie can't place a strange feeling, so Susan steps in to help him figure it out. Excited, Ernie rushes to tell Bert about it, who doesn't want to be bothered. Completely Y rated stuff.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Complete
Trendy reviews
An incident at the grocery store leaves Spongebob feeling out of style, and so he begins questing for fashion...but what happens when he finds it?
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Pearl, Squidward - Complete
AC Adoptor reviews
Boomhauer is lost at sea, and gets rescued by pirates! Dale, Hank and Bill can't take Kahn's taunting on the hottest day ever, and plot to gain use of the Souphanousinphone's fancy new air conditioner.
King Of The Hill - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,782 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Fever Alert! reviews
A News Flash segment involving an out-break of one of the world's most notorious and funky infections, not to mention our poor lovable victim-er, news man!
Muppet Show - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Ivan, Hoe reviews
Cookie Monster's Monsterpiece Theater persona, Alastair Cookie, shows us a thrilling story about farm life. Written after I saw the title 'Ivanhoe' in the library randomly one day while thinking of Sesame Street.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Complete
Jareth's Special Day reviews
Guy Smiley announces a certain something for the authoress' brother. Short, but funny.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
The Silly Song reviews
Ernie is bored, feels like singing, and decides that Bert must be bored too. So, Ernie opts to convince Bert to sing a strange little ditty with him.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Complete
I Haven't Seen the World reviews
Bert doesn't understand why Ernie doesn't like world travel, so Ernie explains to him the best way he knows how: through song!
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Complete
There Was a Young Lady Who Ate a Whole Pie reviews
Kermit goes reporting once more at Don Music's, and helps the anguished artist compose his latest hit. They never should've gotten rid of Don. He was awesome.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Complete
Erniiie! reviews
Bert asks Ernie to not bother him while he reads his new book, and Ernie tries oh so hard to comply. Too bad they have such different definitions of 'bother'.
Sesame Street - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
But Billy's Always Fine reviews
What if Mandy knew Billy wasn't going to be fine? Could be considered dark humor. Moved here from Grim & Evil section.
Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2008 - [Billy, Mandy] Grim - Complete
The Other Sawamura? reviews
Seiji and Midori are taking a walk on Halloween night, and run into the scariest thing they've ever seen!
Midori Days - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Complete
Barbeque of Doom reviews
Dib is sent to buy groceries for his dad. A simple task, but then he runs into Zim...and since when is anything simple with Zim?
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Dib, Zim - Complete