Author has written 6 stories for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, and Twilight.
Nicknames: Sam, Sammy, The Purpleness
Favorite Color: Purple
Favorite Characters: Willy Wonka, Freddy Krueger, Aro, and Joker (Heath Ledger)
Favorite Books: Too many to count
Chocolate- Kylie Minogue
Rollerblading (when it's actually nice out)
"Nothing, nothing, nothing tra la la." -Jareth from Labyrinth
"You smell like peanuts, I like peanuts." "Oh thank you, you smell like old people and soap...I like it." - Grandma Georgina and Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Five lucky kids will follow in his footsteps, but only one will find his heart." - Theatrical trailer for Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"Try some of my grass, please take a bite please do, it's so delectable and so darn good looking." "You can eat the grass?" "Course you can, everything in this room is eatable even I'm eatable, but that is called cannabalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies." -Willy Wonka and Charlie Bucket from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
"We should mate." "What?" "Date." - Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor from Dodgeball
"How about a big bedtime kiss for your big buddy Cid?" "Shhhh he's asleep." "I was talking to you." -Cid and Manny from Iceage
"How do I know you're not Control?" "If I were Control you'd already be dead." "If you were Control you'd already be dead!" "Well neither of us is dead so I'm obviously not from Control." (awkward silence) "That actually makes sense." Steve Carell and Terence Stamp from Get Smart
"I love happy endings, they're so rare." Aro from New Moon
"Romeo is such a douche! I mean think about it! Happy Anniversary babe! Why art thou so sad? Oh that's right you lost a family member around this time, my bad!" Edward Cullen from a Twilight Spoof
"Welcome to prime time bitch!" -Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street 3 Dream Warriors
"Why are you screaming? I haven't even cut you yet." Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
"So Nancy, now that you've found me what do you plan on doing next?" "Fuck you!" "Oh that sounds fun, but that's a little fast for me. Let's hang first!" Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
"Follow the spiders? Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies!" Ron Weasley from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt
If EDWARD CULLEN said to stop breathing, 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the earth would be dead. Put this on your profile if you'd be the one percent still alive because you'd be saying you were just "uncomfortable", and you were a VAMPIRE!!
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Edward's One True Love, Esme's Favorite Daughter, pirate-princess1, Desi-Pari Always, ThePurpleness
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "fudge", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.