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Author has written 13 stories for Twilight.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe alice should back off bella and get a barbie doll, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your sad because there is no Alice Cullen to stalk, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your addicted to the little line things that you put in your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

When all else fails blow shit up.

I believe 'die bitch' conveys my feelings properly

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.


Hello all, I'm like, uberly sorry to say that I am not going to be publishing anymore chapters. A lot of shit is happening in my life and I can't afford to do anything. I'm putting my stories up for adoption if you want them, don't email this account, I don't check it, email cracktooth14@msn.com -if your a stalker, prepare to be blocked- and I will PM you on here it's my personal email and I don't want people to know my full name and track me. Or, if you have an account on Bella Luna, I'm known as Leo Washington and you can PM me there. Take care, my lovely fans, god bless, and all that jazz. You have no idea how much it pains me to do this, I've gotten so attached to everything.. it's crazy.


TWILIGHT FONTS:

Edward's Handwriting: Carmilla

Bella's Handwriting: Pablo

Jake's Handwriting: Almagro

Alice's Handwriting: JoeHand 2

Cover Font: Zephyr


Cover For Breaking Dawn, My Version: Breaking Dawn Cover
Cover For Deceive: Deceive Cover
Cover For What I Found In The Woods: What I Found In The Woods Cover
Cover For Shadows Of Royalty: Shadows Of Royalty Cover
Cover For The Secrets Of Bella Swan And Edward Cullen(after much voting):The Secrets Of Bella Swan And Edward Cullen Cover

Pics for Breaking Dawn and What I found In The Woods: Wedding Dress for Breaking Dawn My Version and The Ball Gown for What I Found In The Woods-mhm, BOTH IN ONE! :D

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Hidden Away by Lady R. Lotus reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and I've been living in secret, hidden away from humanity all my life. Everyday I have to endure this miserable torment my abusive father and vile brother bring down upon me. Please, someone, anyone, can you save me? BxE, Rated:M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,580 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
No Tears in Heaven by Thosewhocan'twrite-comment reviews
It is 2 years after New Moon, and the Volturi have come far sooner than expected to check up on Bella, but Edward's plan fails and in the final confrontation Bella dies. She is now trapped and alone, in Heaven watching Edward live his life without her...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/25/2009 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Bella, Edward
Decembers by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Sequel to Another Girl, Another Planet. Read that one first. JasperxBella. AlicexOC. Title is a Hawthorne Heights song
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Heartbreak by Crazy Twilight Lover reviews
What if, in New Moon, Bella tried to commit suicide? This is the poem she writes to her father explaining why she wants to die. A bit of sadness and lots of broken love. A poem of EXB. Now a two-shot. New chapter added, explaining how it ended.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Bella - Complete
Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012 reviews
Funny fanfic telling what you SHOULDN'T do in Twilight fanfiction... Includes JacobXBella, EmmettXBella, and my personal fave: BananasXBella! New chapters include The Movie, Yum Lemons, and 2008. Curing Twilight fanfiction, one parody at a time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 66 - Words: 51,675 - Reviews: 2792 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Elizabeth, Aro
Beneath the Mirrorball by beggingtobebitten reviews
Things happen fast underneath the mirrorball, but when the nights over, and Bella is enrolled at Forks High, what will happen when they see each other again? A one night stand never lasted so long. ExB There will be lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,351 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
Twilight through Alice's eyes by EmilsEliza reviews
Ever wonder what Alice is thinking during the Twilight time? Here is my version of how I think that she sees things.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,413 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008
Hard To Get by princess-girl45 reviews
Bella's the new scolarship student at Hollisters Academy, boardschool with rich, arrogant teens. She met Edward, player, and while he try to seduce her she's determined to show him that she isn't easy. But will she really resist him or break her own rules
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,855 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Confusion and Devotion by Lupus reviews
AU: Bella is bitten by Victoria in Phoenix and goes to live with Charlie after Renee and Phil are murdered. She meets Edward and he doesn't realize she is a vampire because of her human traits. She is still his singer. Can they ever be together? ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,632 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Attack Of The Cliches! by NotToBeMessedWith reviews
Sick of overly cliched Twilight fics? Well, here's your chance to laugh at exactly how stupid they are! A new cliche whenever I can! Now featuring cliches written by our readers! I do love being cruel... T for some swearing. And remember to hate on Jake!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 24,727 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/20/2008 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Complete
Prom Night at Hater High by sylamesio123 reviews
Its the senior prom and all Bella can do is wallow about how Edward left her. The only way Bella can get out of it is by doing some horrible things. Series of events. How Bella turns into the bad girl. Bulimia. Drugs. Abuse.Liquor. One Night Stands.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Bella, Edward
Interwined by sylamesio123 reviews
Girl is punk. Boy is popular. He loves her. They pretend they hate each other. Girl find's BF cheating on her with her BFF. Boy is dating girl's sister. Boy: Edward Cullen. Girl: Bella Swan. Throw it all together and you have got a big ugly mess of a year
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Bella, Edward
Friends Today, Lovers Tomorrow by NathanielRose reviews
Bella is left at the Cullen's with Jasper for a week while the rest go hunting. Find out what happens when she and Jasper get..."Friendly". Bella is human. Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story except the plot line.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,706 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008
I Still Wonder by bemystar reviews
See inside summary. AU.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Complete
Blood Lust by bemystar reviews
Edward breaks the rules for the first time in decades. How does Bella take it?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8368 - Favs: 7,490 - Follows: 1,724 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Twilight Series: Fangirl Version by bemystar reviews
Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. Pretty fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Complete
Another Girl, Another Planet by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
What would've happened if Jasper was to come back in New Moon? Not Alice. Not Edward. JasperxBella. no, it's NOT gonna go back to ExB. And rated for language. Don't like? Don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
First Day of Forever by Alice-Cullen-VampirePsychic reviews
My version of Breaking Dawn. The wedding, the honeymoon, Bella's turning so on and so forth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,645 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 11/13/2007
Dear Diary by Alice laughed reviews
Quil gives a diary to Claire for her 10th birthday. What's it like growing up with a werewolf protector? See their relationship grow through her eyes. Now complete.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,578 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,030 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
I'm so sorry Edward by I am a tie reviews
Bella walked across the clearing towards Jasper. She gave him a kiss on the cheek.“Thank you.” Bella pulled away.Jasper inched closer.“Jasper?” Bella looked nervous.“Bella…” He closed the space between them.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,199 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007
Scary Bella by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
Bella is at Jessicas party, and get's drunk and drugged. What will the Cullen's do? My first story, full of spelling mistakes and kinda funny, so please be nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,702 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Secrets Of Bella Swan And Edward Cullen reviews
A/U:ALL HUMAN! what happens when Edward Cullen, the shcool player, takes an interest in social pariah Bella Swan? Secrets arise in an odd afair and Bella gets pregnant. will Edward give up his ways to be with Bella through this? better than it sounds. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,741 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Behind These Topaz Eyes reviews
Bella, Alice and Rosalie are vampires. When the humans Edward, Jasper and Emmett come to Forks High, what will happen? better than it sounds!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 7/26/2008
The Toxic Club reviews
Bella and Alice - Italian immigrants. When the two are smuggled into New York and don't pay the debt, what will happen? At a club the two girls are captured and kept hostage in a warehouse, and they become the pons in human trafficking, what will they do?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Alice
Things Alice Cullen Will and Won't Do reviews
Lists. written purely for enjoyment. please read and review -- T for unknown reasons.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 894 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Alice - Complete
Remember reviews
Bella was trapped in a coma for years. When she wakes up, who's there to help her remember her life when she can't? M for future chapters. //extensive language, sexual referances and possible violence.\\
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Breaking Dawn, my version reviews
very OOC version of Breaking Dawn that takes a lot of... odd... twists and turns but people tell me its the best parody of it. edit!: surprisingly close to the original. and i wrote this first. im thinking stephenie might have made some copys from this
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,324 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Picture Imperfect reviews
Bella Swan is a model now and this life is no glamour with a new eating disorder, drugs, drinking and one night stands. the fraise, "picture perfect" was never so wrong. ALL HUMAN. ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,766 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
Deceive reviews
What would happen if Edward drank human blood? What if Bella followed him to the crime scene? R&R EdwardXBella POSSIBLE ONESHOT. Edward Bella lemon;;violence
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/31/2008
My Unhappy Ending reviews
short oneshot about rosalie's death and her change. RPOV. M for rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Rosalie, Carlisle - Complete
Escaping The Fate Of Death reviews
One-shot for World War II, all Human all Jews , Edward POV.--What happens when the Nazi's come? We Escape.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Shadows Of Royalty reviews
Picks up a little after What I Found In The Woods, people are coming back and memories are flooding in. things are happening and everything is going to under count problems. JasperXBella M for possible lemon!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008
What I Found In The Woods reviews
I felt my heart beat slower, and slower, losing the sound of pulse. I knew what was coming next, but it still made me scream. Its Twlight, 18th Century. JasperXBella Now complete! Look for the sequal "Shadows Of Royalty" NOW POSTED!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,466 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
It's Over reviews
A Twilight poem. It's reallyyyy short, but its good. R&R this has been changed to two Twilight poems. The title is because of the first poem listed.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Bella - Complete