![]() Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and StarTrek: The Next Generation. I AM DAMN PROUD TO BE SLYTHERIN!! SECOND HOUSE RAVENCLAW; I PRAISE ALL THE GOOD QUALITIES OF ALL THE HOUSES. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you ever read past two in the morning,copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If u have ever burst out laughing at something funny that happened 2 days ago, copy and paste this into ur profile. If u think the kids should just give the rabbit the freakin trix, copy and paste this into your profile. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. |