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Hi I am Katrina but everyone calls me Katie. I love to read and I love fanfiction. I hate site-nazi's for good reason. So I have one thing to say to them. Don't like, don't read.
You say Taylor Swift, I say Nickleback,
You say Fergie, I say 30 seconds to Mars,
You say Miley Cyrus, I say Evanessance.
Most people have turned to pop and hip-hop. Copy and paste on your profile if you are part of the 8% that still listen to good music!
NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on construction people to tear down buildings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!
NORMAL PEOPLE: think that werewolves are half-wolf half-human freaks
NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms
NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
NORMAL PEOPLE:dont have this on there profile
D is for Derek Souza
A is for Andrew
R is for Running away
K is for koolest book ever
E is for Edison Group
S is for Sexy werewolves
T is for Tori Enright
P is for POWERS
O is for OH MY DEREK
W is for Witch
E is for Eh, Simon isn't as kool as Derek
R is for Rae
S is for Simon
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
Opening Credits: I'm just a kid - Simple Plan
Waking Up: Stoned - Puddle of Mudd
First Day At School: Ready, Set Don't go- Billy Ray Cyrus
Falling In Love: Total Eclipse of the Heart
Fight Song: Watch you Back - Fast and Furious Soundtrack
Breaking Up: I'm A Survivour - Destiny Girls
Prom night: Ballroom Blitz - Krokus
Life: Down With Sickness - Disturbed
Mental Breakdown: Crying Like Bitch - Godsmack
Driving: Demon Speeding - Rob Zombie
Flashback: Who Knew - Pink
Getting back together: Take this to Heart- Mayday Parade
Wedding: Welcome to the Family - Avenge Sevenhold
Birth of Child: Heaven's Gift To Me
Final Battle: Lithium - Evanessance
Funeral Song: My Immortal - Evanessance
Final Credits: Dragula - Rob Zombie
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile.
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
Maybe its true that we don’t know what we’ve got till we’ve lost it
But, maybe its also true that we don’t know what were missing till we’ve found it
A friend will ask why your crying
A good friend will ask while loading a shot gun
But a best friend will say “he’s already been dealt with”
Without humor, life sucks
Without courage, life is hard
Without love, life is hopeless
And without friends, life is IMMPOSIBLE!!!!
Life isnt forever
Love never lasts
Days turn into nights
But friends last forever
If you love your friends, put this on your profile
It's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye,
This story is about a little girl that was abused.
My name is Sarah
Stop child abuse! Post this on your profile if you think that child abuse is a sick sick way of treating anyone.
Try Not To Cry:
In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost
Please if you would,
Boy: A, B, C,
Boy: Always be careful
Girl: ahhh and then?
Boy: Don’t ever forget that
Girl: Forget that
Boy: im H, I
Boy: Happily in love
Boy: J, K, L, M, Just keep loving me
Girl: and how about N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z?
Boy: (thinks) No other person quite, reasonable, shall treat u very well Xcect me You’ll zee
Some Canadian stereotypes that are actually true (kinda...)
We love hockey and beavers- Who doesn't?
Canadians are polite and respectful- We try
We love maple syrup- What else are you supposed to have pancakes with, vegetable oil?
Canadians say 'zed' instead of 'zee'- yea we do
All Canadians speak french- they teach you french as a second language in elementary and high school, and you need to speak french to live in Quebec
Canadians always end their sentences with 'eh'-not always, but sometimes
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone- Bearhug946, EdwardCullenEqualsLife, Stephanie Deux,Randomenated-Cullen!, sweetcrimefighter, Moonchild707, CetaBabe, Ryuuwriter, WiccaChick98, AnnieHonson, RenesmeeRedbird
I went to a party, Mom
I felt proud of myself,
I made a healthy choice,
I got into my car,
Now I'm lying on the pavement,
My own bloods all around me,
I'm sure the guy had no idea,
So why do people do it, Mom
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
Someone should have taught him,
My breath is getting shorter, Mom
I wish that you could hold me Mom,
Help stop drinking and driving!!
Most girls don't realise these things;
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Read, Read, Read!!
A farmer had some puppies he needed to sell.
"Mister," he said, "I want to buy one of your
"Well," said the farmer, as he rubbed the sweat
The boy dropped his head for a moment. Then
"I've got thirty-nine cents. Is that enough to take
"Sure," said the farmer. And with that he let out
Out from the doghouse and down the ramp ran
The little boy pressed his face against the chain
Slowly another little ball appeared, this one noticeably
"I want that one," the little boy said, pointing to the
With that the little boy stepped back from the fence,
In doing so he revealed a steel brace running down
Looking back up at the farmer, he said, "You see sir,
With tears in his eyes, the farmer reached down and
Holding it carefully he handed it to the little boy.
"How much?" asked the little boy. "No charge,"
The world is full of people who need someone who understands.
98% of teens would die if Robbert Pattinson was standing on the top of the Empire state building, ready to jump. Copy and past this onto your profile if you are part of the 2% who would be sitting in a lawn chair, eating popcorn, and yelling "Do a flip!"
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
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