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Joined 05-09-08, id: 1572017, Profile Updated: 05-17-08
Author has written 3 stories for Doctor Who, Chronicles of Narnia, and Braveheart.

HeLLo

i'm Eve, Evie, Steven, Evie bum cheeks, evil christmas Eve, emo Eve (I AM NOT AN EMO), les-eve (I AM NOT A LESBIAN!), benaheve and sadly EEEEBBB,

i live amongst the rolling green glens of SCOTLAND,

AnD i LuRv AlL tHiNgS:

A) SCOTTISH

B) THAT SWEAR ALOT

C) THAT LOOK HAWT

D) ThAt ArE wIERD

( please not this DOES NOT include Callun, logan or finnly i hate dem they smell)

BuT bEsT oF aLl

i Am CoMpLeTly

AnD uTtErLy FU

cRaZY!!

AND ITS NOT HARD TO BELIVE!!

2 ALL YO OUT DARE WHO READ MI

FINGS I LUFF U ALLLL!!

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"Before you criticise someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

And for the record Mr. Hot Shot Russell T. Davies director producer man

Strike 1: You killed Owen once

Strike 2: You killed Owen twice

Strike 3: You murdered Toshiko

...You are just one cruel, twisted yet somehow brilliant for making the show what is, but nonetheless sick man aren't you?

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THUNDER by bliss rocks reviews
Jack and Gwen get together and jack forgets to use protection please r and r
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Jack H., Gwen C.
How To Fit 6 Fully Grown Adults Into A Banger by whingymcgregor reviews
Just how exactly did Torchwood and Rhys manage to squish into that banger of a car in Fragments? Hilarity and Hijinks ensue. ;D Part of the 'Conversations' series
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Complete
Ways to Annoy William Wallace by CelticWater reviews
What're the ways to drive the great Sir William Wallace insane? Read and find out!Meant for the movie version of William Wallace, not the actual man.
Braveheart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 1/31/2007
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Thoughts from the dead reviews
this is a peom about William wallace's last thoughts, hopes and dreams. Enjoy!
Braveheart - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 310 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Complete
Winter reviews
this peom depicts a scene where the White Witch Jadis steals Edmund away and enslaves him.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Jadis the White Witch, Edmund Pevensie
The Doctor's daughter reviews
This chapter is set in the doctor's past when he was still with Rose, it is like a prologue to the real story as i liked the idea of the doctor's daughter having Rose as her mother. I know it's a short chapter but i hope you enjoy it!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2008