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Joined 05-09-08, id: 1572082, Profile Updated: 03-13-11
Author has written 57 stories for Naruto.

Well, here goes.

I'm a crazy and bi-polar writer. My writing is affected by my moods which can change drastically. I get inspired easily, but the initial inspiration has nothing to do with the final product. I like plot twists and suspence and pretty much torturing my characters for my own twisted pleasure. I don't always have as much time as I want to work on each of my stories, but I do try and am always looking to improve my skills. I'm older than what you think, but I'm still a young writer. I'm an easy going and sarcastic person with a strange sense of humor.

My current fandom and only one that i will most likely write on is Naruto. I'm all about the yaoi. If you don't like it then you should probably leave now, don't worry I won't be offended.

I'm a fan of many pairings. My favorite pairing is NaruSasu even though i mostly write SasuNaru. There are lots of random pairings in my stories, I try to stick to fan faves but I also love random pairings to just throw people off.

hope you enjoy my stories.

NOTE: so far two of my stories posted here have been plagiarized. THAT IS STEALING! Don't take my ideas and try to take credit for yourself, it's lazy and once again it's STEALING. If my story inspires you to write, that's cool just let me know and give me credit when you publish your story otherwise you will be reported.

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Gentle reviews
Quick one shot. Companion story to Close Your Eyes! YAY! You Know why it's rated M and that Naruto isn't mine.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,259 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Close Your Eyes reviews
When Naruto fell in love with Sasuke, he never expected things to be like this... YAOI, LEMON, VIOLENCE, LANGUAGE. Don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,159 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/13/2011 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
When Pigs Fly reviews
A quick oneshot about our favorite boys. Will anything ever be simple between these two? yeah, when pigs fly. boy love and language!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Coffee Shop reviews
Every Tuesday the blonde comes into the coffee shop, what happens when a certain raven finally gathers enough courage to talk to him? Will sparks fly, or will the blonde's BF get in the way? YAOI LEMON LANGUAGE ETC. NaruSasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Smoke Break reviews
When the love of your life dumps you for a jerk, what are you to do? Take up smoking... and perhaps flirt with the hot guy in the alley. WARNING: boy loving and lots of ex-drama.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,179 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Not This Time reviews
For 25 years Naruto has had a terrible experience every Valentine's Day. This year is looking to be the same, or is it? YAOI LEMONS ETC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forced reviews
Sasuke does something to Naruto that he shouldn't have... YAOI, LEMON, M-PREG
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 25 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Don We Now reviews
the song says "don we now our gay apparel" but what does that actually mean? Sasuke and Naruto contemplate... Merry Christmas guys, here's some butt smexing! YAOI LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
All I Want for Christmas reviews
Kiba returns home from a mission bearing a Christmas present for his lover... who doesn't have a present for him. language, boy lovin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Lazy reviews
Kiba has a slight obsession that turns into something more... KIBASHIKA yes, Kiba and Shikamaru get it on. YAOI LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,752 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Kiba I., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Forbidden Fruit reviews
Sasuke is in love with Naruto, but will his reputation get in the way of their romance? WARNING: LEMONS YAOI ETC...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Secret reviews
Sasu and Naru have a good relationship, only problem is the age difference... how will people react when they find out? a perpetually horny blond and emotionally retarded raven and all the goodness that comes from our two favorite boys. NARUSASU YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,242 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
No Sleep reviews
Can first love be given a second chance, even after all these years? Sasuke has a special jutsu to help them out. YAOI LEMONS SASUNARUSASU mention of NaruHina. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,778 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty reviews
Sasuke has to disguise himself as a girl to escape and evil wizard. What happens when he falls in love... with a boy? YAOI LEMONS NARUSASU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,047 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/4/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Posession reviews
Naruto gives himself to Sasuke to save Konoha. YAOI LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 50 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sex reviews
Sasuke and Naruto end up in a photo shoot together. the theme of this shoot... SEX. LEMON! NARUSASU!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Exposed reviews
Sasuke catches Naruto with his pants down. Lemon ensues. YAOI NARUSASU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Not Date Me? reviews
Sasuke is in love with his TA, but what happens when he starts talking to a guy on a dating website? NO lemon, sorry. YAOI NARUSASU. M just in case though...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,990 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
More Than Anything reviews
Naruto is in love with his straight best friend. But are they really just best friends or maybe something more? yaoi. lemons. drugs, attempted rape, cross dressing. SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,330 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/10/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only You reviews
ohnoes! i don't have a summary. um... Naruto and Sasuke work at a hospital. and stuff happens, you know, molesting and angst and all that good stuff. sorry it's a terrible summary, i know. NARUSASU! Yaoi. there will be lemons!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,294 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/19/2010 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Man Wanted reviews
Sasuke gets and interesting want-ad. inspired by the song 'Man Wanted' from Copacabana. songfic? WARNING: Yaoi and other M-rated junk.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,697 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Memories of Moments Past reviews
The last part of the "Three Steps" Trilogy. YAOI and Such.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Corporate Love reviews
Naruto is in love with his boss, but through an unfortunate turn of events he ends up with his boss's jerk of a younger brother. WARNING: LOTS OF LEMONS and other mature things. SASUNARU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,276 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What I Like About You reviews
Sasuke is looking for a girlfriend, during the interviews Naruto makes a revealing revelation. YAOI LEMON LANGUAGE ALL THAT OTHER M-RATED STUFF.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,479 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Beauty and the Beast reviews
Prince Sasuke is a jerk and ends up getting cursed for it. Suddenly a man who could break the curse appears. Will the spell be lifted or will he run away like everyone else? YAOI LEMON LANGUAGE ETC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,979 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never Been Kissed reviews
Inspired by the movie. WARNING: YAOI NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,124 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Unfaithful reviews
Sequal to Three Steps. Sasuke stopped cheating on Naruto, but has their relationship changed for the better? WARNING: Yaoi, Lemon, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,415 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Steps reviews
Naruto gets caught flirting at the bar. Inspired by the Lynyrd Skynyrd song. YAOI LEMONS SASUNARU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,628 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Different Kind of Love reviews
Sasuke has always been in love with Naruto but Naruto only sees him as a little brother. When Sasuke leaves for college they make a deal, will they end up happily? inspired by The Cereal Killer's story Right Here Waiting. Yaoi, Lemons, etc. NARUSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,000 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Waiting reviews
Naruto and Sasuke meet up after 3 years... rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,363 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
40 Days reviews
Naruto gives sex up for Lent. Sasuke isn't happy. M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,418 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Same as Me reviews
Sasuke is a human and Naruto is a demon. But when you get down to it, we're all the same. YAOI, LEMON, OOC, Rushed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,429 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
February 14th reviews
it's a v-day fic, do I even need to do a summary? rated m for a reason
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kisses reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are sex buddies. Lemon, OOC, rushed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gay Bar reviews
Sakura is trying to set Sasuke up and decides to take him to a gay bar. YAOI. LANGUAGE. ETC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever reviews
What if you could be with the person you love forever? All you have to do is make them love you the same as you love them. Sounds easy... YAOI, LEMONS, LANGUAGE, ETC.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,475 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/3/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Mr Uchiha reviews
Sasuke and Naruto accidentally get married. Read to find out what happens. AU, YAOI, LANGUAGE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,905 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
CheckUp reviews
Dr. Uchiha has an interesting patient wanting a check-up. LEMONS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Riding in Cars with Boys reviews
Getting stuck in a snow storm with your rival is never fun... but there are always some exceptions. WARNING: YAOI. LEMONS.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,825 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cuts and Bruises reviews
Naruto comes home from a mission all beat up and Sasuke takes care of him... the usual fluff and smut. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 16 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday Dobe reviews
I KNOW IT'S LATE! B-day fic for naruto. no lemons. boy love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Owned reviews
Naruto gets married and Sasuke acts like a brat. M for yaoi and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,092 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Infection reviews
Sasuke is a police officer working on a case involving a man targeting police officers. When an envelope containing a virus is opened by his lover, what will Sasuke do? rated M for a reason people.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,698 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Just for Tonight reviews
After Sasuke leaves Kiba comforts Naruto. Naruto find himself attracted to Kiba and then they end up on a mission alone... bad summary, sorry. Warning: Lemon and Language. KibaNaru and mention of NaruSasu. ONESHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,511 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
Remember the Sun reviews
Sasuke is a young lord and Naruto is his lover... and servant. they've been in love since they were kids, so how do they handle hiding their secret love? WARNIGN: rated m for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 59,843 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hate reviews
Sasuke has been searching for Naruto for a long time. What happens when he finds him? I have writer's block so here's an angst. WARNING: character death. boy love. rated m for death and language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shadow Clone Abuse reviews
Sasuke comes home to find his boyfriend doing something very interesting... For caitiedidnt. WARNING yaoi, shadow clone usage/threesome. NARU/SASU/NARU ONE SHOT!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,589 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Roommates II reviews
part 2! if you haven't read the 1st one you need to cause it's awesome and also cause this one won't make sense if you don't. WARNING: yaoi, lemons, nudity, language, angst, drama, fluff, etc. Sasu/naru, naru/others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,665 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki Mornings reviews
silly fic about Akatsuki. If you don't know anything about them then you probably shouldn't read because there are kind of spoilers i guess. rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
Roommates I reviews
First half of a two part story. They met in high school as roomates... Sasuke easily falls for his roommate Naruto but how long will it take for Naruto to return his affection. M for yaio, language and eventual lemon. sasu/naru neji/naru gaa/neji.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,497 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Changes reviews
Sasuke comes back, but how much had really changed? ODing on fluff and sarcasm. Sasu/Naru WARNING: language, yaoi, lemon in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,657 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/17/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Living Arrangement reviews
Sasuke is selling his house. Naruto is a famous artist whom Sasuke is in love with. WARNING: lemon, yaoi, language. sasu/naru. Gaa/naru. sai/naru. Ita/naru. ita/sasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,956 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Masks reviews
Sasuke always had a mask. But Naruto was real. bad summary i know Sasu/Naru. sentence metion of Sasu/Saku WARNING: boy/boy, strong language. rated m for language. no lemon, sorry kiddies
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,386 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Love reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are married and have three children no, not mpreg . Sasuke is always cold to Naruto but when Naruto dies, how does Sasuke handle it? WARNING: yaoi, CHARACTER DEATH, language. Sasu/Naru m for safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,571 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loss reviews
Death and Loss is something shinobi deal with every day." Lee tells his son about Sakura, his mother. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH, violence, language, sexual refferences but no lemon. Lee/Saku and Kaka/Saku blip of Naru/Sasu maybe?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Three reviews
Sasuke has three lovers in one. Sasu/Naru Sasu/naruko mention of Sasu/Kyu WARNING: this story contains yaoi! there is a LEMON chapter. language and other adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,731 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bridges reviews
Sasuke finally comes back. But no matter how har he tries he can't break his last bond. WARNING: boy/boy love. language. cahracter death at the end. M for safety. I think it's a bit more mature than t but not super bad or anything
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,244 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete