Courting Chaos
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Joined 05-09-08, id: 1572111, Profile Updated: 08-31-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Supernatural, Naruto, and Merlin.
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Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
One Step at a Time by IcyPanther reviews
Sequel to Parenting Class. DHr HG With the class now over, Sixth year is back to normal...or not. With new feelings brewing, the constant threat of a prophecy, and simply trying to live, the rest of the year will be anything but normal. On Hiatus
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,503 - Reviews: 2581 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,517 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cerulean Silver vs Amber Gold by hikaranko reviews
Edward Elric has been put on his stupidest assignment yet: babysitting. Everyone else calls it undercover work. To Ed, it's babysitting. But there's more to this assignment than what's on file... FMAHP crossover. please review! Chapter 41 FINALLY UP.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 41 - Words: 263,155 - Reviews: 1973 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 3/20/2006 - Edward E.
Please, Let Death Part Us by Devine-Mystery reviews
When two enemies are brought together under the most unusual circumstances they soon find that not everything is as it seems. Unlikely alliances must form if they are to come out of this alive.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,158 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Siege by pnai-87 reviews
Quiet determination, subtle aggression, unending patience and unwavering love...all leaving her utterly confused. An unpredictable, overwhelming siege. RuixTsukushi, AkiraxTsukushi
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 95,553 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 12/12/2010 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Rui, Tsukushi
Fire Dragon by sunne reviews
Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 294,051 - Reviews: 2029 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Puppet Master vs Hogwarts by ninjitsu-sage47 reviews
What happens when the puppet master goes to Hogwarts? And what happens when Shino, Lee, and a certain psychotic kunoichi joins him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,870 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Kankuro
Unusual Arrangements by mrawgirl09 reviews
Just another HPFMA. Okay, so Al has his body back. So people think Ed's a girl. So there's a hint of developping Boylove here and there. So Roy's a pyromaniac. So Al's a psychotic. So Ed's sexually confusing people. So what?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 62,021 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
Harry Pottersama! Wtf? by Ichigo-baachan reviews
NarutoXHarryPotter crossover. Orochimaru joining forces with Voldemort? Naruto characters at Hogwarts? Harry Pottersama? Wtf happened? First fanfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,718 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/11/2006
A NEW LEAF by Pilya reviews
Soujirou and Yuki are married, but has he given up his womanizing ways? One-shot.
Hana Yori Dango - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Soujirou, Yuuki - Complete
A Dream Date by Elkian reviews
A one-shot that you'll have to read to believe.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Ino Y., Lee R. - Complete
Can You Lick Your Elbow? by LizziEisAwesome25 reviews
Sasuke asks Orochimaru a Question and Kabuto has an identiy crisis. Spoiler for Harry Potter 6
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Magical Chronicles: Power of Shinobi by cottoncandyinyourface reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out, and wand-waving was in. .SasuSaku. HpxNaruto
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,382 - Reviews: 1118 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2007 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bitter Sweet Love by xxxxcrazychickxxxx reviews
Marriage Law Fic: The War is over! The Golden Trio all return for their seventh year, but there’s a surprise in store! They have to get married before the year ends! Will Hermione and Draco end up killing each other!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,725 - Reviews: 2176 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
He Wasn't All Bad by Amelia Bedelia reviews
When trying to decide who might be worse - the Weasley twins or James and Sirius - the Fat Lady retells a story about overhearing James' confession to Lily. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/16/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Personal Matter by Orodruin reviews
Two missions with drastic consequences. Worlds connect, destinies unravel, and nothing will ever be the same. HPxNTO crossover like you've never seen! Set pre series Harry Potter and Kakashi Gaiden Naruto.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 174,808 - Reviews: 919 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Harry P., Kakashi H. - Complete
Yellow Ducks by Tronic reviews
He was so small, he was so weak, he was so powerless.. he was just born. Happy early 21st Birthday, Itachi!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Love Shmuv and all that Gab by topazring reviews
“Granger, I know I’m devilishly handsome and compared to Potty and Weasel, I must be breathtaking to your eyes. But all your staring is making me a tad uncomfortable.” -- A Dramione Fic O'course! R & R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,412 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Skipping From Class by Lils reviews
You don’t just proclaim your hate for a person for six years and then suddenly go up to that person and say "Hey! You’ve suddenly become quite fancy-able with your wonderful personality and lovely bum, so why don’t we go snog like mad?" LEJP. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,405 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/5/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gai and KakashiOn Broadway! by JoannaDanna reviews
Gai must prove he is worthy of Kakashi's friendship by making him popular, with Lee's help. A crack fic to Popular. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Half Truths and Whole Lies by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
[ONESHOT]“And you left him!” “What could I do? She was looking at me like I was the next piece of flesh waiting to be chopped up into soup!” [Implied AnkoIruka]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,349 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Iruka U., Anko M. - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Kidnapped from the library by James Potter, Lily Evans is put in front of the Mirror of Erised and asked one simple question: what desire does she see in the reflection? One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 66 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness by Christine Morgan reviews
Hogwarts meets the Colbert Report ... guess who the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher is?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,426 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Hermione Through The Looking Glass by Black Dracus reviews
After a wild party in the Gryffindor dorms, Hermione wakes up to find life turned upside down. Pansy is a Good Samaritan Gryffindor, Draco has a familar scar, Lily and James are living, breathing Death Eaters, and Harry...well, read and find out!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,312 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/18/2005 - Published: 5/11/2005 - Complete
Maturing by MonsterBrat reviews
Kisame thinks about the younger members of Akatsuki and what they will become.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
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Finding Magic reviews
Cas had really done it this time.
Crossover - Supernatural & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Dean W., Merlin
Rock Lee and the Prisoner of Azkaban reviews
YOSH! Join our youthful green beast as he learns the magic of youth while on a mission at the beautiful Hogwarts. Love! Ninja! Deranged teachers! Anko!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,170 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Harry P., Lee R.
Lead into Gold reviews
What if.... two powerful words, in this case What if Petunia was a witch? What would be the consequences? The benefits? Add 4 best friends, a sister, a potions genius, chaos and stir well! Spans Petunia at hogwarts to harrys days their
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 511 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Petunia D., Harry P.
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