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Author has written 1 story for Pirates of the Caribbean.


i'm mostly crazy :P i love reading/writing...i'm a band geek...and i know sign language so BAM!
don't mess with me or i'll get you in your sleep...that's not a threat, its a promise >:)
i am best friends with a girl i basically share a brain with, i swear we're twins!
oh and i wanna major in Deaf Studies in college...
that's all the mostly important stuff so lalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!!!

My Name: Emily

Age: 18

Favorite Color: Purple & Lime Green

Favorite Quotes:
Norrington: You are without doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack: Ah! But you have heard of me. (POTC:COTBP)

Beckett: Your mad!
Jack: Good, 'cuz if I wasn't this would probably never work (POTC:AWE)

Jack:You burned the food, the shade,...the rum!
Elizabeth: Yes, the rum is gone.
Jack: But, why is the rum gone?! (POTC:COTBP)

Norrington: My story. Its exactly the same as your story just one chapter behind. I chased a man across the seven seas, the pursuit cost me my crew, my commission and my life.
Gibbs: Commadore!?
Norrington: No not any more weren't you listening!? I nearly had you all of Tripoli, I would have to if not for that hurricane.
Gibbs: Lord, you didn't try to sale through it?
Norrington: So, do I make your crew or not!? You haven't said where you're going...somewhere nice!
So am I worthy enough to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow!? Or should I just kill you now? (POTC:DMC)

Elizabeth: No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle... oh, fine! Let's just take out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates! (POTC:DMC)

Riley: Oh look my tax dollars at work coming to arrest me. (National Treasure:BOS)

Willy Wonka (Johnny Depp): Everything in this room is eatable, even I am eatable...but that would be called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.

Favorite Movies:Pirates of the Caribbean: 1, 2, & 3; Indiana Jones: 1, 2 & 3; Monty Python and the Holy Grail; National Treasure: 1 & 2; Pride & Prejudice; anything with hot men in it that has a good story to it; nothing retarded...like borat OMFG dumbest movie EVER!!!!!

Favorite TV Show: Get Smart; Coupling UK; The Black Adder; Gilligan's Island; Castle; House; Psych

Favorite Books: Pride and Prejudice; Peter and the Starcatchers: 1,2,3; Romeo & Juilet; Les Miserables (amazing musical!); Perfect Chemistry; Rules of Attraction

Hobbies: Playing Trumpet; Working on the Computer(yes I am a computer geek! and proud of it); Taking Pictures; Writing; ASL (american sign language DUH!)

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Brave by Phoenix-Talon reviews
After an unlikely rescue, Baelfire brings Belle home to a less than obliging Rumplestiltskin, who is certain Belle will lead them into nothing but trouble. AU fic, smut in later chapters.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,752 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle
Passing Years by xylot3 reviews
N/E. Pre-CotBP. The missing scenes of James and Elizabeth's relationship, from when Will is discovered to Norrington's promotion ceremony.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,351 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/17/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Elizabeth S., James N. - Complete
Love is Unconscious by cr8vgrl reviews
She'd gone and done the one thing she'd never expected to do. She'd fallen in love with THE Jason Grey. Did he love her in return? Who really knew? The whole time she'd known him, he'd been in a coma.
Camp Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,430 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Jason - Complete
Fangirlness ReWritten by x-the-three-crazed-teenagers-x reviews
Pirates of the Caribbean style. Three teenagers discover there is something deeper to their obsessions when they’re sucked into a DVD, and on an exhilarating journey full of laughter, we all learn something. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 54,242 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
You May Now Kiss the Bride by vjgm reviews
This is my version of the wedding starring then minister, Emmett Cullen. With Emmett in charge, you know that humor will be involved. How does Emmett handle this important job? Will he behave? Or will Bella and Edward kill him? ONESHOT of SILLINESS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 189 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Emmett
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8347 - Favs: 7,478 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 293 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Curse Of The Black Pearl: What could have happened by teapirategirl reviews
What if someone landed in the movie and tried to interfere?What if she tried to change the coupling and stop ppl from doing things that are entirely STUPID? Coupling is JE, Sparrabeth, Jizzie,Lack...Rated T only for safety!Has nothing bad! Now COMPLETE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,065 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Elizabeth S. - Complete
FanGirls of the Caribbean reviews
two girls sucked into their favorite movie...i know it sounds like the same boring self insert story but i will love you forever and a day if you read it : haha
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 28,258 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Complete