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Joined 05-09-08, id: 1572247, Profile Updated: 12-09-13
Author has written 22 stories for Harry Potter, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Misc. Books.

Hello! Welcome to my page. I'm Josephine Falnor, but you all can just call me Josephine or Jo.

Favorite Pairings: Mello/Matt (or Matt/Mello)

Favorite Books: Harry Potter (entire series), Twilight (entire series), Les Miserables, too many more to list...

Favorite Manga/Anime: Death Note, Axis Powers Hetalia, Le Chevalier D'eon, Fullmetal Alchemist, Ouran High School Host Club, Fruits Basket, Nana, Godchild, and Yu-Gi-Oh!

Favorite Movies: Twilight, Public Enemies, Death Note Live Action (all of them), Pirates of the Caribbean (all of them!), The Terminator, Sweeney Todd, Benny and Joon, From Hell, Mulan, Pocahontas, Back to the Future, and Star Wars (all of them, though I prefer 1-3 to 4-6).

Currently Listening To: Two Steps From Hell, Assassin's Creed III, The Hobbit.

Just to let all my RoChu-readers know, I no longer write Hetalia fanfiction. All my Hetalia fics will stay up, but I won't be adding any more to that. I'm sorry!

So, yeah! That's me! If you have any questions or just want to chat, send me a message!! I love hearing from people.

Stories In Progress

Praying to be Saved: One chapter to go on this one. I'm just not sure how to write it. On hiatus until I figure out how to pen the ending.

Precious Moments: This is just a collection of one-shots for the 30kisses challenge on livejournal. I'm posting them here, as well as at the community.

Drabble Rainbow: Short, drabble pieces about Matt and Mello (Death Note). Will be updated as I write drabble.

Co-Op Stories

None right now

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Or Chadash (A New Light) by TzviaAriella reviews
JEWISH AU. Retired detective Lior Lawliet, formerly known as L, reflects on his childhood, his career, and his final case—and how a brilliant young murderer, Yair Agami, changed his life forever. (A glossary/cultural guide is included at the end of each chapter.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/8 - Published: 1/1 - L, Light Y.
Too Sexy For My Shirt by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Lovestories aren't written. They just happen because there's ground to let them happen. Or maybe because some changes are possible... Matt, homophobic, Mello, gay, and the ground's giving in under their feet...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 149,339 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 9/22/2013 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Matt, Mello
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
Lithium by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Matt and Mello from birth to their twenties, together in childhood, cruel separation, the search for each other, through orphanages, asylum, violence... How life can try to kill you from the inside and someone can still make you feel alive...
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 135,448 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Matt, Mello
Second Chance by nowherenew reviews
Once upon a time, there were two boys named Matt and Mello. These two boys fell in love, but they couldn't stop their deaths. But once upon a time needs happily ever after, so these boys get one more life, one more chance to love and to live.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,660 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Matt, Mello
Daily Perfection by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Matt is perfect in everything, skilled to the point whatever he does is mastered. It is amazing. Weird, frighteningly beautiful, because he pushes it as far as applying his skills to the most insignificant of his daily actions. MELLO POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Striking Back by Catherine Wheels reviews
The greatest mistake Germany made was thinking that France was weak.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2010 - France, Germany
50 of Them by FroggyFran reviews
Growing up doesn't really mean anything. England x America -World x America- MPREG Yaoi Violence Oneshot -For I Am The Queen-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,186 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Beyond by Catmoongirl reviews
Mello knew from the minute that smoke bomb went off that he'd never be able to see another sun rise and set, that he'd never be able to wake up with the smell of cigarette smoke cradling him to the one thing that held any lasting value in his world.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,634 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
He Always Knew by Dlvvanzor reviews
What if Soichiro HADN'T seen numbers over Light's head? AU. Oneshot. Happy... death day Soichiro?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Soichiro Y., Light Y. - Complete
Artificial by MissehKeehl reviews
Near had always based his moves on logic; what made most sense, what would give the better outcome. Because of this, he was labeled inhuman; an unfeeling robot. However, when a new girl comes to Wammy’s, he wonders why he can no longer think straight.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,004 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 10/17/2009 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Near - Complete
Once upon a dream by ryoku1 reviews
England finds himself in a dream that means far to much to be coincidence.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/11/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
To Be A Father by FroggyFran reviews
Being a dad was all England could ever really want, but this is one thing he just can't do. America x England Yaoi LEMON oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,324 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/6/2009 - America, England/Britain
Documentary by FragilePuzzle reviews
Roger gets Matt a camcorder for Christmas, and he and Mello decide to document their lives at Wammy's house. A year after the first of the tapes are made, L gets his hands on them and realizes that things at Wammy's are not as that they seem. Eventual MMN
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 77,834 - Reviews: 713 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
You've got Mail by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello is bored. Matt got dumped for the millionth time. They both subscribe to a dating site. Mello subscribes in the female section. Matt falls for this blond girl, without much hope of a reply. Mello wants some fun... CO-AUTHORED WITH DLVVANZOR !
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,569 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 9/26/2009 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Peeping Tom by Goggles and Chocolate reviews
Mello moves in a new apartment, unfortunately, he won't be as peaceful as he expected, with this redhead neighbour stalking him from his window... CO-AUTHORING DLVVANZOR AND XXBEYONDXBIRTHDAYXX ON THEIR NEW SHARED ACCOUNT!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Better Than Heroin by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt's been doing heroin. Mello is not amused. MelloxMatt oneshot Matt POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Scar or No Scar by redbone135 reviews
A little oneshot about Matt and Mello in the hospital after Mello got his scars.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ornament by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Mello is all ornaments: the leather, the attitude, the crucifix... Is Matt just one more ornament to him?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ghost of You by Dlvvanzor reviews
'Till death do you part' is not nearly long enough. LxLight oneshot L DEAD POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Wrong by Dlvvanzor reviews
It should have been Mello. This? This was wrong. MxM, alternating Matt/Mello POV. Rated for some flashback content, but it's not too detailed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Best Friends by lilmizkitty reviews
After a stressful day,Mello goes to his best friend Matt's house,only to have Matt interrogate him on what has been making him act so strangely towards him. Truth is, both Matt and Mello love each other, but neither will admit it.that's only chapter 1
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Childhood Innocence: Past Haunting by MissehKeehl reviews
On January 26, 2010, you lost what mattered most to you. Mello, dead of a heart attack. Matt, shot in a hail of bullets. Years past, but you still kept those two Promises. However, what happens when the past comes back to haunt you? WARNING: SEQUEL!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,936 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Another Day, Another Time by Mentallyartistic reviews
Mello remembers his and Matt's first time, but a sudden change occurs when Roger has something to tell him...Scene: Roger's office c Shonen Jump & creators. I do not own any of these characters, sadly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Necessity by Pinkuro reviews
Kira was everything Raito ever wanted, needed, and loved. Even if the former controls and abuses his body and mind in the worst possible way. Kira/Raito yaoi/abuse/oneshot
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Light Y. - Complete
Memories by st.jimmy.987 reviews
Near sits in a room and contemplates Mello. Mello comes in and in a bout of OOCness, asks Near for a reason to hit him. Matt...comes in later and regrets it. Small humor at the end, i thinks.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Childhood Innocence by MissehKeehl reviews
Arriving at Wammy's made you feel all alone in the world. When you met Matt and Mello, however, that all changed. You found friends and maybe something more. However, as time progresses, the innocence of childhood is lost and your life changes forever.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,539 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Complete
Colors of You by darkheart510 reviews
It's another cold, white winter day for Russia, but China steps in and shows Russia that there is more color to him than he realizes. Russia x China. A drop of bloody play.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Russia, China
An Interesting Occurence with a Couch and a Gun by DessArtem reviews
Matt knew he should've just left the stupid couch alone...Now he's going to pay the price. Rated for Violence and language and some blood so yeah, pretty much rated for Melloness :p Enjoy!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Hugs by Your Silver Lining reviews
It's been a long time since Mello has left. Ever since Matt was broken. But then comes as burnt five year old girl and a lot of hugs. Read the story it's really better than the summary. MattXMello. Oneshot!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,775 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Worst Fear by Suihanki reviews
Short MattxMello Oneshot. Slight yaoi alert. Mello be pretty violent sometimes... but will his conscience get the best of him while he sleeps? Will Matt pull him out of his nightmare? Lots of fluffy angst. Rated T for safety.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
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February 1st, 2013 reviews
SPOILERS FOR END OF THE SERIES. One-shot. A last look at the preparations Mello had made for Matt's 21st birthday.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Matt, Mello - Complete
L's Musings reviews
**SPOILERS** L watches as Light dies and commentates about the undignified way Kira finally perished. Written for the anniversary of Light's death.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/28/2012 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Dear Mihael reviews
Matt's final words to Mello, presented in the form of a letter hidden in the glove box of Mello's delivery truck. Rated M for swearing and suggestive content. Matt/Mello. Written in honor of the second anniversary of Matt and Mello's death.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Drabble Rainbow reviews
Short pieces about Matt and Mello, about their interactions with each other on a daily basis. Stories will range from K to M ratings.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Mello, Matt
30 Minutes reviews
"I knew when I left the apartment this morning that I wouldn't be returning. Of course, I didn't tell Matt. I knew my fate was sealed. It was only a matter of time." Mello's thoughts during the last 30 minutes of his life. Implied shonen-ai.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Russian Interrogation reviews
Russia disappears after a meeting, and China goes to find him. When he hears Ivan interrogating someone, he immediately assumes it's one of the Baltic nations, only to end up surprised by who it actually is.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Sonya's Epilogue reviews
Sonya's point of view on what was the last few pages of "Crime and Punishment," regarding Raskolnikov. One-shot.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Complete
South Pacific Waves reviews
The Allies find Italy's carefree antics annoying, and decide to do something about it. Crack fic. One Shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2010 - England/Britain, N. Italy - Complete
Praying To Be Saved reviews
*Spoilers for those who haven't read/seen all of Death Note!* Mello leaves Matt at Whammy's House after L's death. When everything comes down to relying on Matt to save him, will Matt come and how will he react? Mello's POV. Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,440 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Mello, Matt
Precious Moments reviews
Entries for the 30kisses challenge on livejournal. Collection of one-shots. Series: Death Note. Pairing: MelloxMatt. Rating: T. Point of view will switch between Matt and Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Mello, Matt
Tragedy Led To Balance reviews
Iroh's thoughts on the death of his son, what he taught his nephew, and how that led to the end of the war between the four nations. One-shot. Iroh's point of view.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Iroh, Lu Ten - Complete
Clutches of Winter reviews
China was right not to trust General Winter, but she never taught young Russia to do the same, and for that, Russia paid the price. Fem!China, Russia, and General Winter. No historical accuracy whatsoever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/25/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Reflections in the Water reviews
This was what it meant to love Russia. The constant pain was something she had grown used to over time, but despite expecting it, it was still physically and emotionally draining." Fem!China. No historical accuracy whatsoever.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/10/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Twenty Three reviews
A short poem based on Matt's thoughts during the event of his death.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Matt - Complete
It Hurt Me Too, Ivan reviews
I can still hear you begging me not to leave...You kept calling at me as I walked away, and I didn't look back." One-Shot. China's POV. Semi-Historically based on the Sino-Soviet Split. Rated T for swearing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/3/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Why I Stay With Him reviews
It's quite strange, my relationship with Russia...Even so, I keep coming back to him, no matter what he does." Russia/China. One-Shot. China's point of view. WARNING: OOC Characters and mutilated history.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/24/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Every Year reviews
Every year, on December 13, a chocolate cupcake was left outside Mello's door. Drabble-ish. One-shot in honor of Mello's 20th birthday. Rated K for the fact there is nothing objectionable at all. MelloxNear. I don't own Death Note or cupcakes.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
Precognitions reviews
Hey, Matt?" "Yeah?" I asked, looking up from my game. "This is going to be my last birthday." One-shot in honor of Mello's 20th birthday. Matt's POV. Rated M for a small lemon and mature themes. I don't own Death Note, Matt, or Mello.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
October 31, 2009 reviews
On October 30th, 2009, at 11:54 at night, a young man is seen walking through a graveyard, and he stops at an unmarked grave. Written in honor of L's birthday. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 770 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
As Justice Collapsed Around Me reviews
Mello and Matt have left Wammy's and Mello is working for the mafia. He learns that killing people is more difficult than he thought it would be, and has a breakdown after his first murder. Matt/Mello Shonen-ai. Rated T for talk of murder and swearing.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Topping reviews
Matt and Mello are back at Wammy's after the Kira case, trying to relax. Linda and her friend, North, a Wammy OC, make that difficult by posing an awkward question to them. Rated T for excessive swearing. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Memory of a Christmas Dream reviews
This is a one-shot story about the first Christmas that Sirius Black spent in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete