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Name: Seven letter first name, four letter middle name, six letter last name. All three are difficult to pronounce when spelled backward.

Age: Thirteen times my age divided by thirty-nine equals a number that, when multiplied by nine and then divided by three, equals my age.

Location: An insignificant little blue-green planet far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Milky Way galaxy.

Personality: I’m the kind of person that really dislikes people trying to categorize themselves. But, to go with the flow: I'm the kind of person who goes with the flow, has a really bad temper and very little tolerance for stupidity. I also tend to be loyal to my friends and family, very cruel when I'm upset, and very, very proud. I have something of a superiority complex and a bad habit of deceit; I'm also almost overly empathetic, and will try to help anyone I can, but I also usually look at the big picture politically and my morals tend to bend and skew with my logic.

Music: Very eclectic. I'm currently fixated on The Mountain Goats.

Likes: I like sleeping, writing, chocolate cake, motorcycles, cats, feather quills, scarves, green glass, dragons, mirrors, feather earrings, singing, Capitalizing Things Unnecessarily, swearing, thumb drives, computers, nail polish, patterned tights, silver rings, any kind of silver, plaid, hydrangeas, hyacinths, hyperactivity, designing clothing, architecture, studying WW2, and flannel shirts. I like laughing at people who think I'm lesbian when I wear flannel shirts. Red is currently my favourite colour, but I like every colour except certain shades of pink. There’s this part in one of my favourite songs, People Are Stupid by 30 Foot Fall, that I love: racism sucks and so do you/if you hate somebody ‘cause they’re not like you/and that goes for homophobia, xenophobia, and classism too. I also like music, theatre, cellos, oxymorons, movies, ideas, my purse, buttons (the pin kind), amethyst, garnet, werewolves, vampires, Johnny Depp, Jon Stewart, David Tennant, British accents, Scottish accents, Irish accents, Australian accents, collars, big jackets, combat boots, sweet peppermint, orange tic tacs, chocolate, and blue eyes. I also like green eyes, but today at least I’m more interested in blue.

Dislikes: I don’t like wearing pink or white because I’m so damn white that I’m practically translucent, and pink and white make me look washed out. I dislike idiocy, stupidity, narcissism, hypocrisy, and self-satisfied smirks. I intensely dislike self-satisfied smirks when the person with the self-satisfied smirk is wrong, but also when they’re right. I really dislike using the word “hate”, because hate is really not a good thing, but I hate discrimination. I also detest it when people say "Well, by disliking racists/sexists/homophobes/whatever, you're discriminating against a group of people for their beliefs...". Which is a stupid argument, since I dislike the beliefs, not necessarily the people.

My Fandoms:

My main fandom is Harry Potter, but I branch off into other things sometimes. For instance: House, Bones, Numb3rs, Angel, His Dark Materials, Pirates of the Caribbean, Spiderman, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Doctor Who… etc.

Stories:

None currently.

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Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 409,130 - Reviews: 13306 - Favs: 16,972 - Follows: 15,975 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 53,279 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 2,082 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Marauders of the Mind by Moonsign reviews
Post-DH, Pre-Epilogue. The Wizarding world is slowly recovering, and Hogwarts is re-opened. Harry Potter struggles to become a good DADA teacher, but it’s hard when a large portion of his mind is commandeered by four familiar Marauders. Slash and het.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 130,375 - Reviews: 1630 - Favs: 1,739 - Follows: 1,955 - Updated: 2/15 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Harry P.
Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign reviews
Lonely and outcast by his classmates, Remus wishes on a moonshadow for a friend who understands him. To his amazement his wish is answered not once, but three times, by his former enemies, the Marauders. SBRL and some JPLE as well, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 373,675 - Reviews: 7505 - Favs: 3,661 - Follows: 3,442 - Updated: 11/22/2014 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Cat, Rat, and Dog by Matelia-legwll reviews
JP/LE. Only Lily, Peter, and Sirius know the whole truth of what really happened during their Easter Holidays in their fifth year. UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 98,566 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 11/11/2014 - Published: 1/31/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P., Peter P., Marauders
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 69 - Words: 260,704 - Reviews: 4954 - Favs: 5,076 - Follows: 6,361 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5506 - Favs: 8,234 - Follows: 8,859 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Another Prisoner, Another Professor by Marauder reviews
AU. In Harry's third year he must learn the many truths about the new DADA teacher, Professor Black, and an escaped convict, Remus Lupin. Eventual SBxRL.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 123,957 - Reviews: 1771 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 1,456 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Settling the Score by ISpeakBraile reviews
I'm stubborn – I'll freely admit it. But unless Wood gets on his bloody knees and grovels for me to rejoin the team, I absolutely refuse to do so. I'm talking giant, Nile River-style tears flowing down those obnoxiously sharp cheekbones of his, or no more Seeker. OW/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 148,032 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Oliver W., OC - Complete
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon. WIP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 70,606 - Reviews: 3165 - Favs: 5,845 - Follows: 7,913 - Updated: 10/9/2012 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P.
Smiles of a Summer Night by Kelly Chambliss reviews
Minerva was the only woman who'd let him touch her since he lost his eye.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 6/6/2012 - [Alastor M., Minerva M.] - Complete
Lives by Inkfire reviews
Marisa Coulter gives birth to, faces and abandons another human being.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Marisa C., Lyra B./S./Lizzy B. - Complete
Facing Danger by whydoyouneedtoknow reviews
AU, fourth in main Dangerverse, complete. Weddings and funerals and babies, oh my! Despite the Second War, life goes on for Pack and Pride. Harry is determined to beat Voldemort, but who will die along the way? Year 5 and summer before 6.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 444,703 - Reviews: 3371 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Complete
Marked by TheQueenieM reviews
"Your arm, my forehead: They're not so different, Draco." Sixth year. Draco switches loyalties, but is left with an inked reminder that's causing them both pain. The boys discover the burdens - and the unexpected possibilities - of being marked.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Reactions to the Legend by amber-chick reviews
AU Sirius is freed after the tournament and is Harrys guardian. Everything is normal until Harry let something slip making Sirius & Remus realize that they don't know about Harry's first 2 years. Now Harry has to explain all the death defying stunts. Oh dear...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,502 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 2,933 - Follows: 1,804 - Updated: 3/11/2011 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
for what it's worth by ice-connoisseur reviews
Once a year the Master of Jordan would send Lord Asriel a picture of his daughter. He never thought to wonder what happened to them.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Will P., Dr. Mary M. - Complete
Patronage by Peradan reviews
Bingley and Darcy meet for the first time.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Complete
Beyond Knowledge by Peradan reviews
They walked on, without knowing in what direction. There was too much to be thought, and felt, and said, for attention to any other objects.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 4787 - Favs: 10,153 - Follows: 11,667 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Subsequent Connections by Peradan reviews
When Mr Bennet is struck down by a fatal illness, Jane and Elizabeth learn the truth of their relationship to the Fitzwilliams of Yorkshire - and each other. On hiatus.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,985 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 313 - Updated: 10/16/2010 - Published: 10/26/2009
The Return of the Father by Stars Enchantress reviews
A summer storm ruins any plans that the occupants of the Burrow may have, but with it comes a unexpected arrival. With it, comes James Potter. Alive and well. Set after GoF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,257 - Reviews: 3936 - Favs: 2,670 - Follows: 1,861 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Harry P., James P.
Five Times Lyra Silvertongue Disappointed Someone by honeynoir reviews
Five times...
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B. - Complete
Red by hollysarena reviews
A few things flit into his mind when he thinks of the colour red - passion, love, hate, anger, heat, flames, fire, Rose. He shouldn't think like that, but for some reason, he can't help himself. James/Rose Incest. Flame if you want. ONE-SHOT. T safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Rose W., James S. P. - Complete
Deceit by honeynoir reviews
She's late. This causes a tight sensation in Lord Asriel's chest; he tells himself it is anger.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Lord Asriel B., Marisa C. - Complete
Damned If You Do by meggannn reviews
You met him in a bar the night he ran away from his parents. He was sixteen and different. All you wanted was some change.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,162 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Fallen Stars by JacksonFrost reviews
Bellatrix. Andromeda. Sirius. Regulus. Narcissa. "The Most Ancient and Noble House of Black has fallen along with the stars."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1476 - Favs: 2,650 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I Have Measured Out My Life with Coffee Spoons by audi katia reviews
A secret is something that eats away at you, that carves out your body piece by piece until all you are left with is your soul and your secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sirius B., Mary M. - Complete
You Like To Tease Him by lunaleth reviews
You like to tease him about how he’s so smitten with a girl who despises him. He doesn’t answer you because he’s too busy staring at her. Sirius' perspective on the Lily and James affair. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
She Changed the World by Ashlynn Lilacflower reviews
Sirius had never really thought about Lily Evans before. She was always James's crush, then his girfriend, his fiancee, his wife. But she was more than that - far more. -Sirius's Point of View, Lily/James, One-shot-
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10299 - Favs: 12,629 - Follows: 5,178 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Drink Up, Me Hearties by Tinn Tam reviews
When Harry and Hermione's visit to Godric's Hollow goes terribly wrong, they escape into a parallel world where greed and rancor rekindle an old war for the mastery of the sea. And it so happens someone they thought dead crossed too, long before they did.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,326 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 240 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 1,009 - Follows: 113 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 5,047 - Follows: 939 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Our Little Secret by Kerichi reviews
It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,315 - Reviews: 1914 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
Reflection: Meddling With Time by VG Jekyll reviews
Through the magical qualities of a mirror in Hogwarts, Harry comes into contact with his father James in the Past. Together they try to change the Future, but will they be able to create a better Present? And what about Voldemort? Warning: you will hate me in the end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,167 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 290 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Timely Errors by Worfe reviews
Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 130,020 - Reviews: 1867 - Favs: 6,592 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Monster by jellyman09 reviews
You watch as he transforms, his body pulsating and changing. You want to scream, want to run. But you meet his chocolate brown eyes, and can’t seem to look away. Dominique Weasley/Teddy Lupin
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Teddy L., Dominique W. - Complete
Better Days by welcome to maddieland reviews
-"But ten years is a long time to a thirteen-year-old..." Lyra chose a short life with Will as opposed to a long life in Oxford. -oneshot-
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Lyra B./S./Lizzy B., Will P. - Complete
Of Wrackspurts and Apologies by Hecate's Wrath reviews
Luna's not sorry. George/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2009 - George W., Luna L. - Complete
Badgers and Pearls by Stalker of Stories reviews
Drabble one-shot thing. The Black Pearl had a captain long before Jack Sparrow ever set foot on her deck. Helga pays homage to her ship in the only way she can.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Helga H., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Ghosts by LiterarySpell reviews
Teddy Lupin hears Hermione crying over the death of Remus for too many nights. He helps her the way only a Metamorphmagus can.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Hermione G., Teddy L. - Complete
Family Tied by cette reviews
ONESHOT. Dudley would have never guessed that his insignificant cousin would be the axis by which his world would spin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 158 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and The Bonds of Blood by Ravenwood240 reviews
In JKR's reality, Lily found and cast the charm that saved Harry October 31st, 1981. Here's a look at a world where James cast the spell. First of a seven year arc.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 113,406 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 3/13/2009 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Shameless by Debris K reviews
Shawn/Carlton morning after, Carlton's POV; "It wasn’t until later that Carlton remembered to be embarrassed."
Psych - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Old Dog, New Trick by hermionepuckle reviews
Charlie Weasley/Teddy Lupin - Charlie returns to The Burrow for the first time in a long time, and within a couple of hours he's needing something to relieve his frustration. WARNINGS: Cross-Gen see pairing , Casual Sex, First Time, Rimming, DH Compliant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/2/2009 - Charlie W., Teddy L. - Complete
iDrabbles by Fyrerayne reviews
Ten almost drabbles. Some just over, some just under. Five Drake/Josh five Spencer/Freddie. Slash, don't like it go away. Rating T-M
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Spencer S., Freddie B. - Complete
The Wise One: Book Two: Awakening by FarenMaddox reviews
Harry & Sirius have returned to England to join the Order in combatting Voldemort's rising influence. Harry, in the guise of an unimportant student, struggles for an identity. Can a teenager with a destiny have a normal life, with friends and loves?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 148,535 - Reviews: 1128 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 11/7/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Memory by OrangeKattyKat reviews
She still feels sixteen most of the time. Bender/Claire One-shot
Breakfast Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2008 - Complete
Hit By A Steamboat by chibiness87 reviews
You're scared you're not enough for him and he'll leave you, and terrified you are and he won't. First Bones fanfic.
Bones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 928 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
Big Trouble by CupcakeBean reviews
Parker is a lot like his father and Brennan finds herself unable to resist him… B&B with lots of Parker cuteness!
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/16/2008 - T. Brennan, Parker B. - Complete
The Doctor's Apprentice by Ms. Moleca reviews
Harry Potter Doctor Who Crossover. The Tardis gets into peoples heads, to translate alien languages, but the Tardis is alive and even the Doctor isn't sure what its truly capable of. This is the story of what happens when the Tardis does more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,238 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 10/12/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Harry P.
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 230 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
Perfect Marks by Rurouni Star reviews
-BlaiseHermione- You can learn anything with a book and a Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,003 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 1/14/2007 - Blaise Z., Hermione G. - Complete
The Undiscovered Country by Roga reviews
Amber is somewhere in between. Post ep for the season 4 finale, Wilson's Heart. Crossover with the Discworld.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Complete
Stray by dzio reviews
Meow?" said the cat. House stared at him and tilted his head. "Buddy, I think you've got the wrong address." R&R
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,018 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - G. House - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,231 - Follows: 113 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Speak! by Riiko Shea reviews
Harry and Ron are practicing Silencing charms when Hermione comes over and makes a big confession... oneshot Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Where the Wolfsbane Blooms by Foxieglove reviews
A young Scorpius Malfoy sets out for the Forbidden Forest to help Professor Longbottom repair the damage done to the school garden and finds more than he bargained for awaiting him in the woods.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Scorpius M. - Complete
Concerning Familial Nosiness by MintiNeko reviews
Rose and Scorpius are in the Weasley garden. They only think they're alone. And Ron decides that Muggle weapons aren't so useless after all...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Scorpius M., Ron W. - Complete
Snow WhatAreYouKiddingMe ite by Meltha reviews
Ron is still bored in book seven, so Hermione winds up telling him a fairy story about a strange albino girl and seven short guys. A sequel of sorts to Cinder-What-the-Hell?-a.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,189 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Bet by inabie reviews
Ever wondered why Sirius was chosen best man?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Childish Slumber by Anante reviews
One-shot. Focuses on Severus Snape the night that the Headmaster orders all four houses to sleep in the Great Hall during PoA. With Remus, he watches the Golden Gryffindor trio sleeping in the corner. Reviews appreciated!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/24/2008 - Severus S., Remus L. - Complete
What I Learned From Mr Ollivander by nell0629 reviews
One night, after escaping from Voldemort's dungeons, Harry Potter uses a temporal device to send his spirit back into the body of his seven year old self. Will he be able to set things right?Noslash. Fifthyr & forward AU. Rated T to be safe. Gray Harry!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,688 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Finding Harmony by HeavensBells reviews
Cedric encounters Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,982 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Cedric D., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry James Potter: Anagram by Perspicacity reviews
The Harry Potter saga told in a form where every word in the story is composed from the letters “Harry James Potter.” It's slightly harder than it looks .
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 212 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 154 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Spice of Life by opalish reviews
Harry thinks Ginny's getting bored. Ginny thinks she's not nearly bored enough, really. Also, there may or may not be gerbils. PostDH HarryGinny crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Some Days by opalish reviews
Ginny's not like Harry. She doesn't get to talk to the dead. PostDH oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
What Friends Are For by remuslives23 reviews
James is having a sexuality crisis. Can his best friends help 'straighten' him out? R/S/J THREESOME SLASH. Don't read if you don't like slash or threesomes. Flames will be used as inspiration for an even filthier fic so why bother? Read and review please
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Shock to the Senses by audi katia reviews
After a death, people do not always fully recover, no matter how many years go by. ::Fred-centric::
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Lost Boy by LadyMoriel reviews
Crossover with Doctor Who; DH spoilers. Out Christmas shopping with Harry, five-year-old Teddy gets lost in Knockturn Alley, and an unexpected rescuer turns up to help him out.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/7/2008 - 10th Doctor, Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Principles of Growth by Trinitas reviews
House knew Chase was some kind of heretic, but what he learns about his protégé after getting on the wrong side of the Consistorial Court is beyond anything he'd ever guessed. House/His Dark Materials crossover, AU, Chase-centric, House/Wilson established, House/Chase father/son, supernatural elements.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 31,167 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/6/2008 - R. Chase, G. House - Complete
The Preservation of Memory by opalish reviews
Teddy Lupin's parents are dead, but he still finds traces of them in the oddest places. Oneshot, slight TeddyVictoire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,136 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 74 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
The Wise One: Book One: Becoming by FarenMaddox reviews
When Sirius Black escapes Azkaban and 8-year-old Harry Potter disappears, the world is thrown into upheaval. What will Britain and Harry be without each other, and who will face the Dark? You only THINK you've read this before. I guarantee you haven't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 99,300 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 2,159 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Great Hogwarts Portrait Rebellion by Shiv5468 reviews
Ten years after the fall of Voldemort the Minister decides to commission a portrait of the Order of the Phoenix. It isn't the best idea he's ever had.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,565 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Just the Sound of His Voice by lovablegeek reviews
S3 - "He spoke about…I can’t really remember, but it was good. Just the sound of his voice." MarthaMaster - One shot
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Martha J., The Master - Complete
Anything but Slytherin by IP82 reviews
ONESHOT. AU. How could have Harry's sorting ceremony looked like if the first war against Voldemort went down a bit differently. Dark and disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,917 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 144 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Third Time's the Charm by Georgina the Hyena reviews
Percy is going to take one more chance on this time travel thing. Continuation of Counterclockwise, and written for Re-Fredding Day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Percy W., Fred W. - Complete
The Owl's Daughter by Foxieglove reviews
While serving a detention for Filch, Draco discovers something that Potter doesn't know about and can't wait to rub his nose in it. What he doesn't expect to discover is the fact that he and Harry share a grief from the same source. Post-DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stay by Tashaelizabeth reviews
Jack? You need to focus, Jack. Stay here." My first attempt at Torchwood/Doctor Who. Do I really need to warn for slash?
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Complete
The Lives We Touch by Beccabo reviews
When Harry Potter is assigned to Maggie Thompson's class, the young teacher takes a liking to the strange but sweet young boy. As their friendship grows through the years, she becomes drawn into his mysterious & exciting world. Sirius and OFC romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 117,193 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/21/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
This Is How The Universe Ends by shewhoguards reviews
EXCUSE ME, he said, not impolitely. BUT YOU ARE HOLDING UP THE END OF THE UNIVERSE.
Crossover - Discworld & Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Incurable by Tindomiel reviews
A brief conversation on life, the universe, etc. between two characters more similar than they believe. Crossover, Terry-Pratchett-meets-TARDIS style.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5347 - Favs: 9,764 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Unsheathed Sword by Oenanthe reviews
Voldemort's dying curse thrusts Harry back in time, to the start of his fourth year. Faced with the daunting prospect of fighting the war all over again, he must strike a balance between changing the future for the better and ruining it with one misstep.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,364 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Harry P.
Bridging the Rift by Cheryl Dyson reviews
This fic was inspired by one random comment on livejournal and won't make much sense if you aren't a fan of Torchwood. Then again... maybe you don't need to be, lol! Harry. Draco. Jack Harkness. Threesome. Enough said. This fic contains MATURE ADULT CONTENT, okay?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Draco M., Jack H. - Complete
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Death Note by Atari-chan reviews
House finds the Death Note. He uses it for the benefit of the population, but who really knows what justice is? Future HW slash. No knowledge of the Death Note manga necessary, all will be explained.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,705 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson
A Knack for Knickers by Kerichi reviews
He was twenty-five years old. He had fought Death Eaters. Surely, he could find Hermione a Valentine's gift. Jaw set in determination; Ron strode into Siren's Secrets only to halt inside the door. "Merlin," he whispered. *A Valentine story in 500 words.*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 514 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2008 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] - Complete
Teddy Tied by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Sequel to Teddy Ties. Sharon asked for a more dominant Harry. You ask, I deliver! This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,111 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 34 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Girl on the Corner by SnapdragonSmile reviews
Perhaps there was another Lyra. OneShot.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
The Defeat of the Germanic Spitting Fairies by Loise reviews
Harry never thought that directing - or co-directing as Malfoy declared - the Hogwarts annual play could be so difficult. Gen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Mathematical Improbability by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. Luna proves mathematically that crumple-horned snorkacks do exist...and that Hermione doesn't exist at the same time
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Luna L., Hermione G. - Complete
Red Ink Remains by Lady Altair reviews
To the girl in the card shop in Ottery St. Catchpole, Fred Weasley was never anyone more than a nice young man who made her laugh one day, but even that's worth remembering.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Fred W. - Complete
His Parents' Son by Realmer06 reviews
Teddy Lupin's first two weeks at Hogwarts are not going well. When everyone knows who your parents are and who your godfather is, it's a lot for any eleven year old to live up to. DH Spoilers, naturally.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,954 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Lights Will Guide You Home by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Three sisters react in three ways to one event. Part Three, Narcissa. ::In this moment, Cissy hates Bella.::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/17/2007 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Complete
Antithesis by Water Mage reviews
Nineteen years later, life was going great for Harry Potter. He had everything he had ever wanted. Friends, a wife, children. It was perfect. Then he opened his eyes...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,788 - Reviews: 534 - Favs: 1,702 - Follows: 271 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Counterclockwise by Georgina the Hyena reviews
Percy has lost all of his siblings and his father in the war. But with a cunning plan and illegal time travel, he may just get them back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,231 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Percy W. - Complete
Marauding Dragon by Hamilcar reviews
Sirius escapes from Azkaban much earlier and is adopted by Draco Malfoy. Ch. 43: The first year comes to a close and everybody gets to go home. Despite the year ending on a high note, however, not all are coming back to welcoming arms.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 129,785 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Sirius B., Draco M. - Complete
Four Across and Seven Down by Matelia-legwll reviews
"You'd have thought he was merely bored—asked if I'd finished with my newspaper, cool as you please, said he missed doing the crossword." Sirius attempts a couple of crossword puzzles with the other Marauders. JPLE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/24/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
Lacuna by cupid-painted-blind reviews
After Azkaban, Sirius steals a puzzle and begins trying to put himself back together. It's harder than he expected. [One shot. Gen.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Pure Blood by Marionette reviews
[COMPLETED] Is there a difference between pure blood and mud blood? The answer may surprise you. DHr. Last chapter is up! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 24,891 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I'll be home soon by Dramione27 reviews
I did it...I killed Harry Potter' she gasped at her sudden realisation, 'No you didn't,' he looked over to her, 'You're Hermione freaking Granger.' Oneshot. The savior of the wizarding world is dead. Someone must be held accountable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All That Blue Sky by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty facts about Teddy Lupin that no one ever quite figured out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Complete
A Sarcastic Git's Golden Rules at Hogwarts by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Hogwarts has a Sarcastic Little Git inside it’s walls. That Sarcastic Little Git is deeply disgruntled. In an effort to strike out against those who annoy him [read:everybody], he is posting mocking and vaguely offensive “Guidelines” on the notice boards.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,607 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 10/30/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Theodore N.
The Taming of the Whomping Willow by THElaughingUNIVERSE reviews
Have you heard? They say Teddy Lupin tamed the Whomping Willow. DH compliantspoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Remus L. - Complete
Slavery is Illegal by StLibee reviews
Lena is in love with her best friend's stalker, who's best friend uses this information to blackmail her. The result: Rumors of lesbianism, burning lubricant, lots of snogging, and a love triangle with too many points.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,058 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
I Wish I Was Sorry by ScarletVampyre reviews
Because Sirius and Harry don't understand what this is between them, because it's inevitable and necessary, but mostly because Sirius isn't always sorry for falling for his best friend's son. SiriusHarry. Slash, underage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,980 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Saturday Night by cupid-painted-blind reviews
The truth is, by the way, that I care about a lot of things, just not you. [Sirius irons a few things out with Regulus. Sort of. One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,839 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
On Holiday by THElaughingUNIVERSE reviews
There are darker and stranger things than death in the universe. And one of them has decided to give Sirius Black a hand. Harry Potter Doctor Who crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Mercury by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry and Draco work at the Ministry, where Harry spends most of his time ignoring Draco. That's about to change. This fic contains MATURE adult content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,682 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 118 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Paved With Good Intentions by shewhoguards reviews
What do you do when you find a baby with your morning milk?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Petunia D., Vernon D. - Complete
Beautiful Boy by Padfootatheart reviews
A visit to the hospital for a little mother and son time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Finding Yellow by Realmer06 reviews
Neville's mother has been giving him gum wrappers since he was eleven. But one color has always been missing. Will Neville ever be able to find his yellow and complete the rainbow? DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Neville L., Alice L. - Complete
Muses, Invisibilty, and Radish Earrings by audi katia reviews
Being ignored suits Luna, but that does not mean she enjoys it...Neville Longbottom does not need a cape to be invisible...For a brief second, Luna thought she would love him, if he was not so popular. :::set after Final Battle, slight LN and LH:::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
Making Breakfast by SnowyPicture reviews
While making breakfast one morning, James gives a baby Harry advice before turning the kitchen into a battle zone.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/31/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What You Forget by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Percy talks to George, six months later. [DH spoilers. One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Percy W., George W. - Complete
The Self Made Man by bloodsucking-llama reviews
It’s 1895, and in the Victorian society Charles Dickens and Oscar Wilde existed in, Harry works hard to rise in society. When Draco ruins Harry's status, a battle of societies begins. HPDM slash, AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,747 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Thief of Dreams by randomsomeone reviews
Trying to outdrink Jack Sparrow was a terrible idea—enlightening, but still terrible. PotC1, silliness, no spoilers, vague WillxJack if you squint.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Will T., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The News That Truly Shocks by cupid-painted-blind reviews
PostDH, Remus is greeted with a frighteningly cheerful Sirius. [You're making eternity sound like a bordello.] No slash, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
What the Gods Thought by THElaughingUNIVERSE reviews
DH SPOILERS: Two divine beings wait for Severus Snape. He was undeniably a Slytherin in life, but when it comes to it the sorting of his soul will be a bit more difficult...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Because You're George by Realmer06 reviews
DH Spoilers. You know you can never be free of this pain because of what you are and what he was and what you both were. And what's the point of existing if it's going to hurt that much? What's the point of living if you can only ever be half there?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Whisper by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty truths about Sirius Black that he will never say aloud.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Unborn by Rhea Silverkeys reviews
Complete. The souls of wizarding children dwell here before they enter our world. Most are excited to leave, but two best friends aren't sure they want to go. Then one of them runs into trouble. It doesn't look like he'll see the outside after all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,001 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
On Morphing, Mischief, and Memory by Oboe-Wan reviews
Spoilers for Deathly Hallows and Prisoner of Azkaban. On his first day at Hogwarts, Teddy Lupin is preoccupied with a gift from his godfather.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Complete
When Harry Sleeps by MarcoLover16 reviews
James comforts Harry when he wakes up crying during the night. Harry doesn't want him to leave, sleeping with his hand tightly in his father's for reassurance that he won't.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Open House by CSI Clue reviews
Sometimes families from America want to send their darlings to Hogwartsan Addams FamilyHarry Potter crossover
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
After Class by ChelleyBean reviews
Mild DH spoilers. A young Gryffindor delivers a message.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Neville L. - Complete
Pointless by FernWithy reviews
Harry's fifteen year old godson learns a hard lesson about the cruelty of war. SPOILERS THROUGH DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Prospect of Tomorrow by imaginary iby reviews
We made it, Mrs Tonks! We're alive! An alternate ending, to calm the shipper's heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
An Accident by Eniledamia reviews
Harry remained quite still for a moment, then hurled the mirror back into the trunk where it shattered.Order of the Phoenix. Harry accidently cuts himself on Sirius's mirror after breaking it. He then runs into someone unexpected.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
A Hat's First Time by Laume reviews
The Sorting Hat Sorts for the first time, and manages to set a dangerous precedent.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Godric G., Rowena R.
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sacrifice by Foxieglove reviews
The Fountain of Youth has been discovered, but at what cost? Even Jack Sparrow is shocked at the depths a man will go to obtain immortality.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ragetti - Complete
Flora Renovatur by Lola Ravenhill reviews
Sometimes it takes an interesting stranger to help Rose Tyler figure out just what she wants to do with her life. A post Doomsday tale and crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,528 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/21/2007 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Rose T., Sirius B. - Complete
Do Not Disturb by Foxieglove reviews
Ragetti wants to know why Jack Sparrow doesn't like him and winds up holding a debate on immortality that nearly proves disastrous for the one eyed pirate. No peanuts were harmed in the making of this fic.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Ragetti - Complete
A Match Made in Heaven? by TheMidgetBee reviews
Lord Vetinari is bored. So when Drumknott brings to his attention the fact that he and Commander Vimes are becoming gay icons in AnkhMorpork, it gives him an idea about how he could amuse himself...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,799 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 12/26/2006 - Complete
The Best Muggle Cesspit This Side O' Hackney by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A very short piece. Andromeda Black: the morning after she was disowned. She's clueless, penniless and completely alone. And the tea's horrible too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Andromeda T. - Complete
The List by inkvoices reviews
There are three secrets in the Slytherin Common Room: the rug, the footstool and the List.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,404 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Complete
The Prefect and the Portrait by Amber13 reviews
Hermione considers a painting.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Patronus Problem by Hobbity reviews
Miles Merryweather has a problem. He can't produce a Patronus.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,421 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Complete
Getting a Bit Obsessed by kyuuketsukirui reviews
Ron's had it up to here with Harry's obsession with Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 121 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Smoke and Mirrors by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Twenty somewhat related facts about the Marauders. And Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Politics by onlyonechairleft reviews
Pureblood politics explodes suddenly in Hogwarts and Ron finds himself caught in the middle. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
The Storyteller's Mouth by Foxieglove reviews
Ragetti makes a marginally large error in judgement. Much to Gibbs' and Pintel's dismay. Gibbs' POV, contains slash of a humorous nature, and calls Jack Sparrow's orientation into question.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,508 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Ragetti, J. Gibbs - Complete
Stairwell Secrets by softhallelujahs reviews
Izzie knew the difference between right and wrong. AU DerekIzzie
Grey's Anatomy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Complete
The Prisoner by THElaughingUNIVERSE reviews
Sirius Black's escape from Azkaban from the perspective of a dementor.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
He Will Walk With The Immortal by Oldach's Dream reviews
If House really were dying, I think this might be how the world would remember him. Set sometime after Halfwit, but not directly connected to that episode. Slight Huddy. Strong HouseWilson friendship. OneShot.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/27/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Piano Man by Tashaelizabeth reviews
House and Wilson meet. Wilson is 15, House is 25. There is slash. I hate to use the phrase, Don't like, don't read, but I want to be very clear here. Jailbait!Wilson inside.
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/20/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Relive by BajaB reviews
Albus Dumbledore's will gives Harry an incredibly powerful spell, one that should only be used in the direst of emergencies. What will the consequences be? Post HBP, oneshot. [No DH]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,101 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 43 - Published: 3/8/2007 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Rings and Medallions by The Red Dragons Order reviews
Sauron has gotten hold of the Aztec gold, which can only spell trouble. Hey ho, hey ho, a-treasure huntin’ we go! Sequel to PAW, RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 84,806 - Reviews: 840 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/5/2007 - Published: 6/28/2004
Seven Deep Dark Secrets That House Could Have Had by Roga reviews
Seven secrets that might be revealed next episode, written in seven 100word drabbles. Spoilers for the PROMO of ep 3x15, not the episode itself. Some gen, some HW, a bit HCh, and a tiny HP crossover.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/21/2007 - J. Wilson, A. Cameron - Complete
Geese by lesyeuxverts reviews
Minerva watches the Marauders change after the prank.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Minerva M., Remus L. - Complete
Shattered Moments by Rurouni Star reviews
[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,828 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Dirty Magic by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sirius picked a bad night to run away from home. [He’s got a horrible, deep, sinking feeling that he’s just like the rest of his family. They’re all a bit insane, and he feels insane right now.] Rating for language and situation. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2007 - Complete
Familiar by Azalee reviews
For the life of him, he can't remember her name. [Peter's always had such a short term memory.]
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Peter Pan - Complete
Playing with History by 1stRainbowRose reviews
[hppotc crossover] Ron played with the time turner and now everyone's not where they should be... but where ARE they? And who's this rum obsessed man?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2006 - Complete
Two Many Doctors by mystica88 reviews
Recently edited for mistakes and some suggestions I have gotten. House M.D. crossover with Doctor Who. Working on sequel that combines this one and Close Encounters of Three Kinds called Party of Five.
Crossover - Doctor Who & House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,767 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Complete
Raymoose Lupin: A name to conjure with by Twisted Biscuit reviews
Remus reflects on one Harry James Potter, and how he’s changed over the years from a baby he adored, to a man followed into battle. Also, he can enunciate now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 42 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
When the Parents Find Out by Almost Anonymous reviews
Lily and James find out about Harry's romantic entanglements. AU. HGHr threesome, one shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 54 - Published: 10/20/2006 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Honestly, Headmaster by Meteoricshipyards reviews
Harry has to explain what happened last night to Headmaster Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,843 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 267 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Retrospect by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Andromeda, on Sirius before and after Azkaban. Because people change over time. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/27/2006 - Complete
Unsure by Nova-Janna reviews
Oneshot, AndyBender. Andy was never quite sure how things happened to him. But there was something he was even more unsure about than anything else. He was unsure of why he was currently making out with John Bender.
Breakfast Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/21/2006 - Complete
Savior by lesyeuxverts reviews
AU. Harry is sorted into Slytherin, Snape is confronted with some disturbing realizations, and Draco wants to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 57,277 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 9/11/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Fell Behind by Foxieglove reviews
There are things a man can and cannot do. Even when it means keeping to the code.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Ragetti, Pintel - Complete
Quirks by empathapathique reviews
Sometimes, it’s the odd, little things that make up the whole picture. Because being married is weird like that. Fluff warning! DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,694 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Flower Shop by cinderella200 reviews
Sirius and Remus help Lily choose flowers for the upcoming nuptials. The shop girl watches them, and comes to an interesting conclusion. SBRL PRE SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,852 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Good Night Sweet Prince, Good Morrow Fair Ophelia by The White mask reviews
Hamlet and Ophelia have a lot of issues to work out after the play is over, as do a couple of other Shakespeare characters. It all comes to a head in a waiting room to the afterlife.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
The Ballad of Annabelle Jones by opalish reviews
Harry runs into some trouble while searching for Slytherin's locket. Trouble named Annabelle Jones. Oneshot crackfic, and I make no apologies!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Celtic Cross by Nyx Fixx reviews
Sirius reads the Tarot cards in Grimmauld Place, and considers the concept of luck
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,576 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Eros and Charissa by Scritch reviews
Mortals are pathetic, mere playthings for the gods. Eros, god of love and passion, knows this all too well. For the opposite of love is not hatred, but apathy.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/14/2006 - Published: 6/12/2006 - Complete
Lunacy can be Contagious by Encuentrame reviews
A short oneshot into the mind of Hamlet during his visit to Ophelia.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
Catching Up by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
Andromeda Tonks runs into her uncle Alphard at the Leaky Cauldron with an odd question and some good news.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Alphard B., Andromeda T. - Complete
Conspiracy Theory by SnorkackCatcher reviews
In 1972, a British Auror hears strange case histories about Muggle politics from his American counterpart over a drink or six. The truth is out there, or something ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Complete
An Unusual Portrait by luckily reviews
Grimmauld Place is never as it seems. Written for the Overcoming Rivarly fest on Livejournal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Regulus B., Hermione G. - Complete
Homework Excuses by BajaB reviews
One of the Marauder's has the worst possible excuse for not completing his homework on time. Early Marauders era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,880 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/2/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Finding Harry by ElfFlame reviews
AU NOT SLASH What would have happened if Harry had been raised by someone in the wizarding world? Someone who Dumbledore wouldn't have approved of?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,140 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/2/2006 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fifty Paper Hearts by cupid-painted-blind reviews
She made paper hearts. They were small and lined and imperfect, but on each she wrote a name, a number and a date, and dropped them into the empty grate. She'd burn them when they meant something.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/22/2006 - Complete
Superray Hamlet by Nina aka The Author reviews
The strange thing about Shakespeare is that a lot of his tragedies start out as comedies. Case in point: Hamlet.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
A Road Ridden With Chaos by Trickster666 reviews
Alanna’s eccentric life at the convent leads to far more unconventional adventures elsewhere. She thought her dreams of becoming a heroic warrior of Tortall were unachievable, but the Goddess still intends her Chosen One to travel a thrilling path.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 77,559 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Tortall - Complete
Put it Away! by Sammypenny reviews
Hermione walks in on Sirius. Just a little drable.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 2,353 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Lone Traveller by The Professional reviews
After spending half his life trying to rid the world of Voldemort, Harry Potter finally succeeds. However, the price has been high. Too high. Unfortunately, when Harry risks his life to go back and ‘do things right’, something goes wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 1,590 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 2/19/2006 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Harry P.
Abstract Red by Jateshi reviews
He's different from the rest of his family Sirius is crimson where they're all hemmed with emerald and that's more than fine. Red is a good colour, one he likes. [mild PG, SiriusxRemus]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2006 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Behind the Lines by cupid-painted-blind reviews
[been done before but whatever. HBP compatable] Short stories from the eyes of ignored characters, explaining why they act and react to the circumstances they can't quite control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,542 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Complete
The Truth by opalish reviews
He almost writes the letter three times. Regulus and the truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
End of the World by opalish reviews
It's the end of the world as we know it, and Spike feels just fine. AngelSpike, way postNFA.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,110 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Angel, Spike - Complete
Monsters in the Dark by Mana Angel reviews
The wizarding world isn't the only thing that's changed. Dudley, in Harry's absence. [PostHBP Dudleycentric. Oneshot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Supernova by cupid-painted-blind reviews
[Bellatrix in Azkaban. Oneshot.] Because stars like her don't fall without a fanfare.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
Nevermore by cupid-painted-blind reviews
[Sirius, oneshot, post OotP] Quoth the Raven, 'nevermore.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Complete
Erised by cupid-painted-blind reviews
What would you like to obsess over today?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Complete
A Hundred Little Threads by cupid-painted-blind reviews
[post HBP. Oneshot. Ginny's POV] It's strange the things you can find in an old and fraying blanket, isn't it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Ginny W. - Complete
Of Frosting and Sprinkles by KissThis reviews
[Drabble] CD x HP A chance encounter in the kitchens the night of the Yule Ball. Christmastime fluff for the two Champions. [includes: christmas cookies and boys in white oxfords]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,318 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/25/2005 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
GreenEyed Monster by opalish reviews
During HBP, HarryGinny oneshot. Because no matter how much I love HG, that Monster in Harry's chest was totally lame.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
To the Flame by opalish reviews
PostHBP oneshot. 'He’s never been mine, not really. I don’t think a hero can belong to just one person.' HarryGinny, RemusSirius, RemusTonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Operation Boyfriend Retention by opalish reviews
PostHBP, HarryGinny. Ginny Weasley was on a mission, and she was bloody well going to succeed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 34 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
A Right Hufflepuff by opalish reviews
PostHBP, Ron's POV. 'I swear, Harry’s turned me into a right Hufflepuff.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Harry Potter's Guide to the Dark Arts by opalish reviews
Harry Potter has once again showcased his pathological need for attention by writing and publishing a completely uninformative pamphlet on the Dark Arts. Utterly useless rubbish. – The Daily Prophet
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 167 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Next Great Adventure by opalish reviews
When Dumbledore told him that death was the next great adventure, Harry hadn’t thought he’d meant it quite so literally. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Destructively Ever After by opalish reviews
Harry Potter was about to receive the Order of Merlin, First Class, and he was not best pleased. PostHBP HarryGinny oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 36 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Ginny Weasley and the Pillow of Doom by opalish reviews
PostHBP, oneshot. In which Ginny angsts over Harry's absence, Fred and George are complete prats, and weaponry is employed to fight brotherly oppression. HarryGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,916 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Ginny W., George W. - Complete
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,611 - Follows: 227 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
Pirates from Potions by Belinde Maline reviews
A potion gone horribly awry, enter two dashing pirates and two very jealous Gryffindor males. What have Ginny and Hermione gotten themselves into?
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,535 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/12/2005 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Complete
Starved by mosylu reviews
During his first visit to the Burrow, Harry asks Mrs. Weasley something he's been wondering about.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/4/2005 - Harry P., Molly W. - Complete
Lost: Small Boy, Answers to Harry by Tawa bids you good day reviews
AU: Sirius flees through muggle London with his four year old Godson in his arms, their pursuers closing in. PART 1 COMPLETE: Dumbledore must tell Sirius everything he didn't want to know about Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 44,453 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/23/2005 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Stranger in Paradise by InuStar reviews
[COMPLETE] A young girl goes back in time to help out her friends, and stop all the misery from occurring. SBOC. I do LOVE reviews!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,908 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/21/2005 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Crosswords by opalish reviews
And he spirals down, down and deeper down, forgetting and forgotten, but always, always, something brings him back. Oneshot of Sirius in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Sirius B. - Complete
Undead and Unashamed by opalish reviews
LilyJames. 'How about this: you go to the dance as my date, and I won't try to eat your brain.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 36 - Published: 8/28/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
We Shouldn't Keep Meeting Like This by XWingAce reviews
Stargate SG1 Doctor Who 2005 crossover. Who is the stranger that keeps popping up in Jack O'Neill's life? Complete
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,583 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/8/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - J. O'Neill - Complete
Mum, Dad: Meet My Boyfriends by KissThis reviews
Hermione, Sirius, and Remus are blissfully in love, but what are our favorite characters to do when the Grangers hear that their daughter has a boyfriend. Singular. How ever is she going to explain that she has TWO?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 145 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Anthem for Doomed Youth by Skybright Daye reviews
After the War is won, after the heroes have faded into legend, one mysterious portrait remains -- and one student is determined to get to the bottom of it. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,786 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2005 - Complete
Novels of Romance and War by KissThis reviews
Drabblette. [HGxRLxSB] Siremione Kinda sadfunny fluff. In the light of the war's end, Hermione's written a book recounting her childhood and the fight against Voldemort. She's determined to enjoy her new life, and bares her thirteen month secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
The Blame Game by Rurouni Star reviews
[HermioneDraco][oneshot] It's a game that confuses both its players, and in the end, it accomplishes little...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It's Not A Real Holiday by KissThis reviews
Hermione doesn't like Valentine's Day it's just one big conspiracy to make people buy cards and candy. Can the boys get her into the holiday spirit? Fun, fluffy humor. Includes: excessive decorations, drag!Sirius, and a giant pink teddy bear
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,192 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
Role Models by opalish reviews
When Vera Potter was five years old, she found her role model. No one expected it to be Severus Snape. HarryGinny fluff fic, set after Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/7/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
People Sirius Loves by Marauder reviews
Sirius has been causing trouble at school, and McGonagall asks Andromeda to come in for a meeting with her. A very young Nymphadora Tonks comes along. SBxRL. AU since HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Starburst Castle by KissThis reviews
After a late night of studying, Hermione unwinds with some muggle candy. Draco makes an appearance. Warning: Includes libraryafterhoursstarburstfoodfight and snarky comments.HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,485 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/18/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2643 - Favs: 6,289 - Follows: 403 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Twelve Hours of Christmas by KissThis reviews
It's Christmas Eve and Hermione's husband can't make it home. Gifts begin arriving every hour, delivered by all the men in her life, from a mysterious admirer. As the men get ticked off the list, figure out who's her husband and who's sending the gifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,485 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 48 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Dinner Time by Marionette reviews
Lavender and Parvati are baffled by a strange scene that plays out between Draco and Hermione at dinner time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/3/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tempting Propositions by KissThis reviews
At the ten-year reunion Hermione gets made a tempting proposition. Romance, lust, and snarky comments ensue when Hermione finds herself with Draco Malfoy as her new boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,901 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Out of Time by Rurouni Star reviews
-mild SBHG- Hermione's got a convenient new thing called a timeturner that lets her get to classes in third year. But suddenly, a message from herself has her housing a known convict, and it's not so convenient anymore...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,941 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 9/5/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Checkmate by Rurouni Star reviews
[DracoHermione][oneshot] War is oddly like a game of chess...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
IMing the Dead by Loki Mischeif-Maker reviews
Lupin's working late and starts getting IMs from Sirius. Not too unusual, right? It is if it's post OotP. . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Stuck on Parseltongue by Molly Morrison reviews
Harry is acting strangely, and Snape may just live to regret prying the secret out of him. ONE-SHOT, NO SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 71 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Sonnet unto His Dæmon by Qoheleth reviews
Being, well... a sonnet unto the author's dæmon.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004 - Complete
Shade by Marionette reviews
Draco Malfoy proposes a shady truce. Short fic in honor V-day! DHr. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,324 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Facets by Marionette reviews
Hermione decides that Draco Malfoy's class ring just doesn't suit him at all, and she can tell him why, too. Not really romance. Present from G and Aria. Please rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,209 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Cheated by Marionette reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger exchange a few words after the announcement of Head Gir/Boy--not what you think. Slight, barely-there D/Hr, one shot. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Like Lily by Marionette reviews
A fic that sheds light onto Petunia's character. The justification of her hatred for her sister and the treatment of her son. Please r&r.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Lily Evans P.
Trainspotting by Violintide reviews
In which a clerk at King's Cross has a change of routine one early September day after meeting the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2002 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts by arressayy reviews
Ever wonder why the Hogwarts school song has a few...shall I say, 'weird' lines in it? Here's my explanation, with plenty of humor to go around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2002 - James P., Sirius B.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 102 - Published: 3/25/2002
In the Dark by Trinity Day reviews
Sirius, James, Peter and Remus are stuck in a dark room together. A surprise, surprise MWPP fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,406 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2001 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Peter P. - Complete