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Joined 05-09-08, id: 1572483, Profile Updated: 07-16-11
Author has written 9 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Naruto, Super Smash Brothers, Pokémon, and Harry Potter.

Kamikaze 2007, he updates almost as much as VGCats.

Kamikaze 2007, now updating at the speed of a procrastinating snail with ADHD and mental retardation.

Kamikaze2007, or Kamikaze, or just Kami. Yes, you read that right, you CAN call me God.

Back to my main point
Kamikaze2007: 17, male, shockingly nerdy and un-athletic. Book worm TO THE MAX. Pokémon nerd, Sonic the Hedgehog lover, and writer. Duh. That's why I'm here. Anything else you want to know? Fine! Message me and ask, GAWD!

Story related...stuff: For my primeval fic: Goodbye my friend. Here's the bio for the dino in chapter 11: http://www.dinosaurfact.net/cretaceous/Troodon.php Also, here's the profile for the Microraptor: http://www.dinosaurfact.net/cretaceous/Microraptor.php

It's JulNoWriMo! Meaning siggy has convinced me to use this time to (try to) make serious head way into my Emerald fic. So expect some substantial updates for that one AT LONG LAST. Please be patient with my slow writing processes.

My favorite quote of all time: "If normal was illegal, I'd be safe." - ME! :D Don't use it without my permission, or you will die in a mysterious car fire... >:D

Normally, I'm not into copy-paste crap, but this was too funny to pass up.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off!

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Eden by Hope Estheim reviews
N has defeated White. His dreams were more powerful and now rules Unova. But he didn't plan on letting White go. No, he was much too interested for her to be free.. NxWhite, possible side pairings/one-sided. Possible lemons. Language.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 165,072 - Reviews: 2039 - Favs: 1,510 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 3/17/2011 - Hilda/Touko, N H./Natural H. G. - Complete
So let me tell you about Homestuck by WordRadiation reviews
So let me tell you about Homestuck, Let's even make it rhyme. About a webcomic that transcends, The laws of shippings and time. - A quirky little summary/poem of Homestuck as a webcomic, and my experience with it. You will laugh, trust me.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/3/2012
Wrong by WinryMarellie reviews
Jade is left to deal with the inner conflict of possibly falling in love with her brother. Note this is an AU in which the trolls exist as human alongside the kids. It takes place as the children being older.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,815 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Jade H., John E. - Complete
make sure you're still alive by signelchan reviews
What makes a dream a nightmare?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,026 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Whitney/Akane, Falkner/Hayato, Bugsy/Tsukushi, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
Tobi vs Madara by iflip4dolphins reviews
The leader of the Akatsuki, Madara Uchiha, is arguing with someone called Tobi? This promises to be interesting. #11: The author visits the characters, and Madara is thoroughly confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,354 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 5/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U.
Throwing Knives by signelchan reviews
When five Leaders get together for lunch, something bad is always going to happen. This meal is no exception.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Whitney/Akane, Falkner/Hayato, Jasmine/Mikan, Morty/Matsuba - Complete
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 4,065 - Follows: 3,101 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Bravery of Steve by TheVioletGleek reviews
After watching Day Eight of Chuggaaconroy's Pikmin videos on YouTube, I decided that Steve, a slow, tripping, good-for-nothing Pikmin, deserved at the very least a one-shot for his bravery. *Note: This was inspired by Chuggaconroy*
Pikmin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Complete
You Know You're Obsessed With Danny Phantom If by Princess of Rose reviews
Sometimes obsession goes too far. You may need to go to rehab if you do some of these... please r&r OFF HIATUS YAYS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 11/10/2008
The Revised Reptile Room by Random Little Writer reviews
Olaf accidentally cuts his own leg off, Mr. Poe drives a purple Mini, Uncle Monty doesn't know he's in a parody, and Random's cousin hijacks the story.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,248 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
To Know the Truth by signelchan reviews
20 character sketches about people normally left out of the spotlight. Shows how much they all know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Complete
The Badly Written Beginning by Random Little Writer reviews
The first in a series of parodies, in which the Baudelaires grow beards, Count Olaf dances, Mr. Poe talks like a gangster, words get misspelled, and the fourth wall is broken mercilessly.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,507 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Complete
Heart of a Wyvern by ShadowRebirth37 reviews
Discontinued
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,198 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/1/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008
Prey by ShadowRebirth37 reviews
AU. Episode 1. What would’ve happened if the Gorgonopsid hadn’t ignored Stephen after knocking him unconscious? But instead continued its attack? Now, with Stephen hurt and dragged away by the beast, can Cutter find him before its too late? Please R & R!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,539 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Stephen H., N. Cutter
Ways to kill Peach Now Cancelled by Killed by a Goomba reviews
Cancelled!
Mario - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 10/16/2008 - Peach - Complete
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The October Full Moon
How many times have you woken up to find your best friend with a gash in his neck? How many times have you caused that gash? Take a look in Remus' mind as he and the marauders struggle to survive yet another hectic full moon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/23/2011 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
The Eyes of Team Plasma reviews
What happens if you lose to Ghetsis in the climax of Pokémon Black version? Find out in somewhat song form. One-shot
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Ghetsis H./Geechisu H., Zekrom - Complete
Close As Sisters reviews
Whitney and Jasmine were as close as sisters, so how's Jasmine going to react when Whitney reaches to her for comfort? Extremely short femmeslash one-shot.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Whitney/Akane, Jasmine/Mikan - Complete
Achievement Unlocked: Meet Suicune and Die! reviews
Eusine finally meets Suicune like he always dreamed, but it may not turn out the way he planned.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Eusine/Minaki, Suicune/Suikun - Complete
The 25 Random Pokemon muses reviews
25 sentences with each based off a different word. That's all there is to say reaally.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 684 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Complete
Joy and Brock, sitting in a tree reviews
Whe Brock returns to Pewter, the one most excited about his return isn't exactly who you'd expect. Short one-shot made in a challenge thing.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Brock/Takeshi, Nurse Joy - Complete
15 Seconds of Fame reviews
Marth finally gets his time to shine in the Brawl! Extremely short comedy oneshot written for Signel-chan.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 425 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Marth, Sonic - Complete
Of Hair and Death reviews
Neji was always the calm one, but how will he react when he sees the death of his favorite team mate? NejiTen one-shot for Siggy Chan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Into the Mind of A Traitor reviews
A look into what's going on in Luke's head during Capture the Flag in Lightning Thief. One-shot. No major spoilers if you've read Lightning Thief.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Crime/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,273 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Luke C., Kronos