Author has written 19 stories for Batman, James Bond, Matthew Reilly, Xiaolin Showdown, Super Smash Brothers, Misc. Books, Mortal Kombat, Calvin & Hobbes, Incredibles, Team Fortress 2, Star Wars, Misc. Comics, Sin City, DC Superheroes, Warframe, Fantastic Four, Twilight, and Misc. Tv Shows.
Name: Theodore Barrington
Age: 3026- give or take a month.
Rank: Supreme Badger Overlord
To be honest, I think having to put a disclaimer on each story is kinda dumb. After all, this is a FAN BASED SITE. For fans to create new situations for their favorite characters. If I actually owned say, Batman or James Bond, I'd doubt I'd be wasting my time on a site for -let's face it- mostly amateur writers. (No offense and this includes ME as well) No, I'd be out there actually making the movies, drawing the comics or writing the books and getting paid for it. So I'll just do one quick disclaimer here to avoid any misunderstandings and say that I own only the plots and the occasional made up character. sheesh.
YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Theizzle?
YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): James Cortess (Hmm, interesting...)
YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Barthezer (Not to be confused with the cooler and more popular Balthezar.)
YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Red Pepsi Max (Yeah...look out evil-doers. I'll carbonate your bloodstream!)
YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Milo (Uhh...I need a better pet)
YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Plum Jam Shortage (Veddy Brittish)
YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Red Cutless (Now that's not bad)
"I have always believed that the general hilarity of a situation can be vastly improved by the addition of a monkey or other simian primate"
"Despite what many historians believe, the dinosaurs were in fact wiped out by one Melvin Kettleweiht, an accidental time traveller with a shocking cold..."
"Behind every great man...is a woman doing the same job and getting paid half as much...lol''