Theodore Barrington
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Joined 05-10-08, id: 1572624, Profile Updated: 07-14-14
Author has written 19 stories for Batman, James Bond, Matthew Reilly, Xiaolin Showdown, Super Smash Brothers, Misc. Books, Mortal Kombat, Calvin & Hobbes, Incredibles, Team Fortress 2, Star Wars, Misc. Comics, Sin City, DC Superheroes, Warframe, Fantastic Four, Twilight, and Misc. Tv Shows.

Name: Theodore Barrington

Age: 3026- give or take a month.

Rank: Supreme Badger Overlord

Element: Gravy

To be honest, I think having to put a disclaimer on each story is kinda dumb. After all, this is a FAN BASED SITE. For fans to create new situations for their favorite characters. If I actually owned say, Batman or James Bond, I'd doubt I'd be wasting my time on a site for -let's face it- mostly amateur writers. (No offense and this includes ME as well) No, I'd be out there actually making the movies, drawing the comics or writing the books and getting paid for it. So I'll just do one quick disclaimer here to avoid any misunderstandings and say that I own only the plots and the occasional made up character. sheesh.

YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Theizzle?

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): James Cortess (Hmm, interesting...)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Barthezer (Not to be confused with the cooler and more popular Balthezar.)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (fav color, fav drink): Red Pepsi Max (Yeah...look out evil-doers. I'll carbonate your bloodstream!)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Milo (Uhh...I need a better pet)

YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Plum Jam Shortage (Veddy Brittish)

YOUR PIRATE NAME: (fav color, pirate accessory): Red Cutless (Now that's not bad)

"I have always believed that the general hilarity of a situation can be vastly improved by the addition of a monkey or other simian primate"

"Despite what many historians believe, the dinosaurs were in fact wiped out by one Melvin Kettleweiht, an accidental time traveller with a shocking cold..."

"Behind every great man...is a woman doing the same job and getting paid half as much...lol''

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Shatter by OrbitalSmurf reviews
Excalibur/ Valkyr-centric short fic.
Warframe - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2017 - Published: 5/1/2015 - Complete
Papers Please by erttheking reviews
A look into the daily life of an Arstotzkan Inspector. Based off of the game of the same name.
Misc. Games - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Complete
Life In Smash Mansion by Bustman reviews
When Super Smash Bros. Fray, the fourth installment of the Super Smash Bros. series, goes into development, the smashers are called back to Smash Mansion. And they are not happy about it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,808 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Link
Origins Rebel Rumbler by Kera Larentia reviews
The smoke break that changed the fate of a delinquent.
City of Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,640 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Complete
RED Vs BLU by Charlett reviews
Various short stories starring various members of RED and BLU. Some can be funny, others are serious. Still others can scare you, but the one thing they all are is entertaining. Chapter 23 UP. Scout/? Centric: The Hobbit
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 37,019 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008
Blackadder 40K: Tales from the Black Millennium by Michael Khale reviews
It is the 41st millennium, and there is only Blackadder.
Warhammer - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,562 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Complete
Total Drama Valentines by ryoko11 reviews
Set after episode 5 of Total Drama Action, and contains SPOILERS. Chris challenges all the contestants from both seasons to compete in a Valentines contest with the sweetheart of their choice. Mostly pairings from the show, with some surprises.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,132 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Leshawna, Harold
High Stakes in Mute City by Infinity Ranger reviews
After a freak accident, Samus and Captain Falcon are stuck in a combination of both of their universes. Now they have to face their greatest foes together. Samus & Captain Falcon. Chapter 6 Finally Up!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,418 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/12/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Captain Falcon, Samus A.
Bloody Gutters : Sin City Shorts by DeadAccount092 reviews
A collection of short stories from the grimy streets of Sin City.
Sin City - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,461 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
A change is as good as a vacation by xt1me reviews
A day in the life of Jack Ryder. The Creeper. Only appears in one episode but I liked the character.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,528 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Complete
Sin City: How to Live on the Edge by Cool70sfreak reviews
A collection of my own short stories. Please R&R. Story 2 in.
Sin City - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007
Fixed by morph reviews
Lilo and Stitch cross over. The TARDIS needs a bit of fixing... again. So the Doctor and Martha go to Hawaii for a break. TARDIS POV. Part of my TARDIS 100 series. One Shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/27/2007 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Dancer by Aegof reviews
The last Avatar practices her form.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Revenge of the Free Skier by Ed's Chain reviews
The guy from Ski Free fights back against the Yeti.
SkiFree - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/12/2005
Yes, I Know by Mrs. Twelvetrees reviews
Fawlty Towers. Basil tries to make Manuel serve breakfast.
British Comedy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Complete
How I Came to Lose the Battle of Bosworth by HDKingsbury reviews
After watching Shakespeare's play, Richard III gets a chance to respond to his critics. This oneshot presupposes a basic knowledge of William Shakespeare's Tragedy of King Richard the Third, a history of the real Richard III, or both. Loyaltie me lie.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/3/2005 - Complete
Heart of Plastic by Arlene reviews
Black Canary and Plastic Man spend an evening together
DC Superheroes - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,869 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/12/2002
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Early To Rise
Short Excalibur One Shot. Mostly because I've started playing Warframe again.
Warframe - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2015 - Complete
Sin City Kids
Hey guys, Barrington here, I have been inactive for a while, but I'm going to attempt to post a new story over the course of the next couple of days. This idea came to me in a dream last night. As a warning, It might get violent, but hopefully not too violent. This is just the teaser, so keep an eye out for the rest of it! Mostly OC's for now...
Sin City - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,334 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/31/2015 - Published: 12/6/2012
SUPER CELEBRITY SLUGFEST!
Random celebrities (and fictitious characters) are thrown into an arena to fight to the death. Or at least the first really serious owie. Heavily inspired (obviously) by Celebrity Deathmatch. Starring Fox and Wolf from Super Smash Brothers Smackdown.
Crossover - Super Smash Brothers & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,987 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 7/11/2014
Respite reviews
A one-shot (most likely.) I've always liked scenes in the movies where the characters are sleeping or resting, and everything is calm just before all hell breaks loose, so I decided to have a go at writing one myself. Don't know why I chose TF2 specifically, but there you go.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/15/2014
Super Smash Smackdown reviews
This is basically an idea I had; having the SS Bros Crew duke it out in a wrestling arena. Fox and Wolf provide commentary. Feel free to review!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Fox M., Wolf
Twilight: Blood Rain
Something's about to drop on Forks. Something big, grey and mean. REAL mean. WARNING: This is a anti-Twilight Fanfic. Things are gonna get messy.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,631 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Alice, Edward, Jasper
Test Your Might! reviews
So this is a crossover between Mortal Kombat and Super Smash Bros. Feel free to review and let me know what you think.
Crossover - Mortal Kombat & Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Shao Kahn, Crazy Hand
TF2 The Decider reviews
Okay, this is a little more than just the origins of the team. I thought, 'What if they had another, completely different team, and both fought to see who would feature in the game' So yeah...some OC's involved. Feedback is welcome and ENJOY!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,425 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 3/7/2010
Life in the Skull Cave
Or 25 Great Ways to Abuse the Phantom's Hospitality...
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Complete
ORDER 63 reviews
What is this mysterious Order 63? Just a quick-fic to let you know I'm still alive, I haven't forgotten the other stories.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Complete
The Amalgamated Man reviews
This story is set 12 years after the events of the INCREDIBLES movie. Enjoy. BTW..yeah I changed his name to something less obvious. Got a problem with that punk? I mean DASHIELL?
Incredibles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,292 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/5/2010 - Published: 2/12/2010
Tick Tick reviews
Calvin is now in College and STILL let's his imagination get the best of him. A short piece I did while in this very same situation. Almost.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Complete
A Fantastic Idea reviews
Mr. Men Fanfic. After reading one too many comic books, Mr. Daydream decides to set up his own superhero group.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Fantastic Four - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7/14/2009
MomoOmiTaro: Xiaolin Dragon reviews
This is my take on the classic Japanese Folk-Tale starring characters from Xiaolin Showdown. Enjoy and all feedback is welcome...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/5/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
The Matthew Reilly Award reviews
The glitz,the glamor,the ridiculously white teeth...It's the Matthew Reilly Awards night and all your favorites are there! Nominees Jack West and Scarecrow argue over who should get the biggest award of the night....
Matthew Reilly - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Complete
Memorandum reviews
Just a short piece I made for laughs. It basically plays on the theory that James Bond is just a codename for an exceptional agent- which explains the changing of the actors.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Complete
Human Error reviews
Tim's in trouble with Alfred. Yeah I know I've got those Ben 10 and Rambo stories to finish, but I just couldn't help myself. Inspired partly by Arlene.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 714 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Timothy D./Red Robin, Alfred P. - Complete
Gotham Christmas Tale reviews
Sorry if the name is already taken. Couldn't come up with a good title. Basically a one-shot story about a convict escaping from jail on Christmas night. All feedback welcome. ENJOY!
Batman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Complete
Batman Crossing Worlds reviews
This is my first fanfic. It’s about a version of Batman that is a little like the Christian Bale version and the current comics who meets the early Adam West Style version of himself. My incarnation has allies like Superman and enemies like Riddler, Joker
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 10/3/2008